I like Tennant x Dikke but I can only imagine the dynamic being Dikke chasing Tennant around the suitcase with her flaming sword like those cartoon chase scenes after learning of her various crimes.
In addition, Dikke and A Knight would be besties probably.
why DOES HE MOVE LIKE THIS CAN SOMEONE TELL ME I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING EVERYTIME I REWATCH BECAUSE HE’S ALWAYS JOGGING FROM PLACE TO PLACE OR WALKING LIKE HE’S GOT A VENDETTA AGAINST THE WORLD
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Arctic Monkeys, Last Shadow Puppets
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Miles Kane/Alex Turner
Characters: Alex Turner, Miles Kane
Additional Tags: POV Alternating, POV First Person, Oral Sex, Rimming, Light Dom/sub
Summary:
After the elevator door slides shut, I look down the barrel of the cream-carpeted corridor we seem to have found ourselves in the crosshairs of, ensuring we’re alone as you fumble for the keys. You love to make us exhibitions, but I prefer the joys of stealth, and I had been anticipating rather keenly the sweetness of secrecy since you lay your hand on my thigh in the backseat of the taxi, which in turn had been on the backseat of my mind, well, since before the morose driver fell out of bed in the morning, not knowing he would fourteen hours later fix us with a crooked glance in the rear-view mirror, no doubt dreaming of the minute we bid him goodbye with a twenty-dollar bill and a promise to hail some other hack should we ever find ourselves in need.
This is just what we do, isn’t it? It’s just another sequel to the preamble of another show. Whistles fell from lips as people clapped and now our storm of roses is surely being swept away with wide, reckless brooms to amnesiac bins.
Don’t mourn the petals, love. You've always meant so much more than them.
Don’t let miles and ganke get a soundboard and somehow place it in the mask because they wouldn’t get anything done. Miles would be getting smacked around and wouldn’t be able to fight back because he’s laughing too hard at the sound effects Ganke’s putting in
concept: slice of life comedy anime but the American Exchange Student gets western cartoon style sound effects and gags instead
like you bonk someone they get a round lump on their head, but you bonk the american and they accordion then get that tall red bump instead
or like
japanese student: *hits head fetching something from cabinet* aueeee! >.<;;
american student: *comes running* oh no, asa-san, are you o- *stubs toe* [MEL BLANC SCREAM]