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secretly-a-trekkie · 1 month

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EVERY TIME I DRAW REX HE LOOKS MORE AND MORE LIKE GEKKO AND IDK WHY OR HOW TO FIX ITR BUT HERE TAKE HIM

#im losin it #sorry not sorry i hate that game #fps games suck #but at least CoD is fun while making me want to bitch slap someone through a screen #says the person who is literally addicted to fps games #captain rex #star wars #the clone wars #tcw #aviiart #grrr the valorant hater in me is waking up again

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dancer-diary · 4 days

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Im all he wants, he can't leave me alone

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justshipsandstuff · 9 months

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A tale as old as time

#little mermaid but make it pathetic failgirl #just wanted a lil break from his 9 to 5 but got bitch slapped by the red string of fate #jinmao #gaoshun #the apothecary diaries #kusuriya no hitorigoto #my art

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amid-fandoms · 5 months

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pov your boyfriend got unfairly punished 20+ years ago

#drama student or drama queen it's the same for him #he was ready to slap a bitch and for what #doesn't react that dramatically over his own childhood shitstorms jfc #phil protector number 1 i guess #dan and phil #dnp #daniel howell #amazingphil #phan #dan and phil games #my gifs

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raepliica · 1 year

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tristamp post-S1 mashwood sillies and tri98(?) merylwood :]

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sakuraspoke · 13 days

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a little treat for the terzo lovers ♡

#the band ghost #papa emeritus iii #terzo #we love a split screen moment #and butt slaps y'know #he is? everything to me???#replaying 3:18 over and over again #monstrance clock you will always be that bitch #terzo my beloved #my gifs #i was scolded and told to delete the tag being hard on myself about these :') so this is me DOING THAT OKAY

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darkfantasyprincess23 · 1 month

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may break💕🔪

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reverseisekai-richie · 1 month

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Aww... Pokey is getting into the weeb spirit of this blog.

#*slaps roof of meteor* this dramatic bitch can fit so many references #pokey #pokotho #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #pokey starkid #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #starkid npmd #tgwdlm #lords in black #lib starkid #starkid tgwdlm #I was doodling meme LiBs and got carried away with a Slug Girl idea #Expect lots of Junji Ito references I'm so sorry #My pokey headcanon is he's a sort of slime mold/stone creature - it's all Pokey from the meteor to the spores in the air #he frequently hunts insectoid species in other dimensions and will puppeteer their corpses so bug motifs still fit #this was not supposed to be a whole thing and I got so caught up in the mold I didn't bother doing anything with the meteor sorry

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hyacinthsdiamonds · 3 months

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Fuck anyone who makes jokes about a crash that literally sent a driver to hospital.

Max's crash at Silverstone is the third most severe crash we've had in F1 in the past five years (most severe being Grosjean's in Bahrain 2020, followed by Zhou's in Silverstone 2022).

Additionally, the fact he was sent to the hospital at all is significant as Silverstone has its own medical facility on the grounds. It says everything that even as a precautionary measure, Max (+ Alex & Zhou the following year) was sent to the nearest hospital instead.

Do not for a single second take a driver walking away from a severe crash for granted. Sometimes, the miracles don't happen. Sometimes, a driver doesn't walk away unscathed. You do not want to be watching when the worst-case scenario becomes a real possibility, or worse; a reality.

If the like from Lando's dad is real... I have nothing else to say, from the bottom of my heart; FUCK YOU!

#f1 #formula 1 #formula one #max verstappen #fuck sky sports #if that like is real i don't have the fucking words #the sheer fucking privilege #the bitch slap he deserves my god if its real #there's so many people who have lost someone in a crash who would do anything for it to be just a joke #just something for a bit or meme or some shit #so their loved one could come home so their loved one would be alive #like ffs your son walked away from his worst crash which was at spa #there's at least 50 families who weren't so lucky at that track #I'm probably going to delete this later because I'm getting angrier and more upset #but its because i lived the other end i didn't get a miracle #we'll leave it at that

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signanothername · 3 months

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Get humbled Nightmare

I love to think Killer sometimes gives Nightmare the vibe of “I’m not stuck in here with you, you’re stuck in here with me” dhhdhd

Bonus sketch

#Idk just wanted Killer to bitch slap Nightmare figuratively hdhshsh #My treat for putting him in so much pain the previous posts #he gets my blessing to be the bitch this time #i find Nightmare calling Killer ‘freak’ so funny cause Nightmare ma man you’re the one who got him to work under you #anothers art #something new #dreamtale #killer #nightmare #nightmare sans #killer sans #nightmare!sans #killer!sans #something new au #dreamtale nightmare #utmv #utmv fanart #utmv nightmare #utmv killer sans

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astraskylark · 5 months

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The boom clap bitch slap that resonated across the dungeonsphere

#dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi spoilers #well deserved honestly #laios touden #shuro dungeon meshi #What a bitch slap

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dancer-diary · 4 days

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Best pick-ups in my dms get attention~ (If u don't get attention it may j be bc I have 200+ dms consistently, so I may eventually get to u babe)

My faves so far have been: "fuck I'm in love with you", and "Fuck me, I would let you ruin my life"

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saryasy · 1 year

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Aziraphale never corrects people who assume he and Crowley are together vs. Crowley who does.

#good omens #goodomensedit #ineffable husbands #crowley #aziraphale #aziraphale x crowley #crowley x aziraphale #azicrow #go spoilers #gos2spoilers #good omens spoilers #good omens 2 #my go #my gifs #*slaps go* this bitch can fit so many fanfic tropes #*gom

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lilith-91 · 4 months

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This scene NEVER gets old

Ozai: Come on out, little boy, you're about to be...[get beard grab]

The disrespect lol

The most iconic scene in the series, by far!

#avatar the last airbender #atla #aang #ozai #atlaedit #Aang just bitch slaps Ozai's hand away Imao

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arthur-lesters-right-arm · 6 months

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We can not handle another Jarthur divorce with John's new projecting power the next fight is straight up about to turn into the closest thing they can get to domestic abuse

#John is going to astral project out of Arthur just to bitch slap him #arthur lester #arthur malevolent #john malevolent #malevolent podcast #malevolent #malevolent arthur #john doe malevolent #malevolent john

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actually-autisticc · 1 year

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When someone mutters something under their breath after an argument

Freddy’s lookin like “Do I have to slap a fazbitch?”

#fnaf #fnaf movie #fnaf memes #I am so ready for this movie #five nights at freddy's #freddy fazbear #he looks like he has to slap a bitch #get fazfucked #HIS MODEL IS SO GOOD #LITERALLY ALL OF THEM

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