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[gotchibam]

A sparkly shiny lil phantump appears! ✨

Phantump wallpaper (regular & shiny) ✦ Pokemon wallpapers ✦ Patreon

[belphegor1982]

THAT'S MY BARD

THAT'S MY TINY BARD

EGGING ON (sorrynotsorry) A GIANT FUCKING DRAGON

[swan2swan]

Me: "I'm going to rewatch Camp Cretaceous and see what sorts of things Hit Differently now!"

The Shot That Hit So Differently It Knocked Me Out:

[mauveflowers]

TITS OUT YET AGAIN

[hellhouse-of-horrors]

jackie did not give a Fuck about jeff she only cared that shauna lied

[bebemoon]

love of nirvana | ep. o1

[wonderarium]

mulder: aliens, ghosts, reincarnation, astral projection, reincarnation, hybrid, aliens, reincarnation, alien elephant abductions, reincarnation...

scully: catholicism :) mulder: scully you dont really believe that do you? youre being ridiculous

[stagbeetleboy]

Cringe self portrait time (I’m am cringe but I am free)

[z-nightshade]

If you asked Cass what was their most defining relationship pre Isekai they’d probably say their mom or their sister, maybe their grandpa

All of which are incorrect. It’s definitely their father and not in the good way

[xbeefralis]

Them

[lmkwritings]

I don't know if you're open to request, Have you done a platonic reader and Nezha, where Reader is an absolute devoted follower for Nezha and Nezha is somewhat indifference with them, but eventually warms up to them

Kinda like how Tang and Wukong be but also a mixture of How Mk and Wukong relationship

i’m doing this in headcanon form sorry not sorry

it.. wasn’t ideal, how he acted, but it was better than how those roman and greek gods treated you!

he was at the very least, polite and gave you the respect you deserved as a person.

as a follower of his, and one so devoted, you had a bracelet that looked like a mini version of his sash, and a lotus themed blade for defense.

you cherished them deeply, took great care of your gifts.

it… pleased him, knowing that you took care of them.

unlike a certain monkey. 😒

you had a pond out back with lotuses, and an island in the center with a shrine dedicated to him, you burned incense, prayed and gave him offerings every evening.

he tried to pretend it didn’t mean that much to him, but he knew it wasn’t good to lie to oneself.

didn’t mean he wasn’t still doing it.

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it took you getting kidnapped and hurt badly for him to leave his position at the map.

he had been horrified to hear your prayer, a desperate, quick little;

“lotus prince, grand and graceful, please free me from this chains that i may return home again.”

he knew something was up after a few days, and no offerings, no prayer, no respects payed.

it irked him to think that there was someone who thought they could touch his followers.

…it also concerned him how possessive that sounded.

it hadn’t taken long to get you home and patched up. not at all.

well, to him, at least.

to you, it had been months of bonding time with your deity, of physical therapy, and gentle encouragement.

nezha, third lotus prince, god of war, was the kindest deity you’ve ever known.

“you always nurse your devotees like this?”

“n-no!”

the smug, satisfied smile on your face made him fluster, rushing to defend himself.

your shit eating grin was a sight he’d never get tired of, unfortunately.

after that, he came to join you at the lake during your prayer time, reaching you some ancient dances and showing you his flames.

you both found solace and sanctuary in the other, your own personal getaway from life.

[cavedweller1st]

Look at this tax evader

He tried to steal the butter :/

[mellybabbles]

Purple Maroon and Cinnamon for the followers ask post ^^

EHUFHUWAHUUAH AWW YOUR BLOG IS REALLY COOL TOO (wait what did i teach you??? UHFAUH)

[ijsthee]

what do you mean vergil forgottencity is from nijmegen. he cant even PRONOUNCE nijmegen

[queenhelenblackthorn]