#*HYPERVENTILATING*

[toots-senpai]

something something, you kinda had a one night stand with mr.riley himself and now you’re raising a kid while still being a successful person in life and something something about your family being in the military and something something about his teammates looking at the replica of their lieutenant and pointing it out to their said lieutenant only for mr.riley himself to walk over to the long lost person he imagined he would never be able to cross paths with again

maybe too far of a something something but i think this man could handle a successful person like you and the fact that you’re educated enough to remind him about the life your daughter is growing up in and flat out telling him that if he thinks his daughter’s rights aren’t worth attention that he could go back to being m.i.a puts mr.riley on his toes

i honestly don’t think it’s too much of a something something for mr.riley to match your freak right there with his own political beliefs. something that makes you stutter and blush. the banter of simple moral turning into you plainly trying telling him that coparenting is harder with him in the military.

the back and forth enough for your legs to turn into jelly right there and have to readjust the baby on your hip and gawk at him as he openly talks about this healthy relationship you have to have for the baby. a healthy relationship for the children as husband and wife. jaw dropping, glaring and blinks of surprise with every back and fourth counter.

you believe in divorce? bold statement and he just shrugs. not backing down and even teasing you further, simply matching your energy as he tells you about the military benefits you’ll still have even after divorce. stopping you before you even ask about his leaves because unless they’re going to war, he needs to take some time off. especially if you’re pregnant and planning to be bound to be. grabbing his baby off your hip as he tells you how much rest you’re going to need seductively before he’s back to talking about his beliefs with you.

is it too much of a something something to say that this man is most definitely a somewhat rational conspiracist?

[agreyrose]

So hang on, hang on, lemme make sure I’m getting this right. So she’s in a psych ward. In a wedding gown. And she takes the “miracle move on drug” the “forget him” pill of which the effects are temporary. Right, right. And then she’s set free, and immediately walks into a sterile office in a VICTORIAN MOURNING gown! And sits down to start working away on her typewriter. She’s writing, and she loves her muse, and it’s ruining her life. Okay. And then she and the muse are laying on the papers, in love. The pages of her work, her diary, her songs, THE FILES!! And they’re together, and the pages are flying around them, blocking them from the camera, okay? You still with me? She reaches for the muse and then she’s getting electric shock therapy?? With curly hair?? Okay. Okay. And again, loving the muse is ruining her life. And all the doctors, the people closest to her, run away scared when the electricity short circuits or whatever, and the muse is the only one who notices and stops it from killing her!!! The muse is in a (glass) phone booth, and Taylor is sitting right on top, but out of view from the muse. And they are in the middle of NOWHERE. The rust that grew between telephones??? And then we’re back in the office, and she’s pulling all the files out of the drawers!! In the mourning gown again!!! And she’s letting them out, ruining the sterility, and she’s freaking out, sobbing. And then she’s facing the camera, stone cold, letting the files swirl around her, now out in the open ON FIRE I MIGHT ADD. And back in the psych ward in the wedding dress, she breaks the glass to escape, to bolt?? And then, once the files are free, once the glass is broken, once the muse steps out of the glass!! Then she can touch the muse. Then she can touch the muse. Somebody give me an oxygen mask, holy shit

[casualhedonists]

what the actual fuck

[pedropascalsx]

[rainyssafespace]

[history-fag]

The only man to ever

[amber-jinx]

Source: 《这样很好》 (This is Good) /Isha's Song, Chinese version from Arcane: League of Legends, sang by Eason Chan

English sub Lyrics

[cullenedward]

he's so edward cullen

[greenhappyseed]

[packet-of-staples]

Alright we’re in the home stretch!!

Day 111 - Messing around with panels. Theres more to this I just haven’t finished it

Day 112 - He grows a little every day!

Day 113 - You’re never fully dressed without a smile!

[bunnyreaper]

a little collars+cages!verse johnny, ready for his date with you at the cat café ♡

a comm i got by the amazing galaxystt !!

[foxy-kitsune]

LEE DONGHYUCK ACTUALLY WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH RANDOMLY POSTING A PADO DANCE VIDEO LOOKING LIKE THAT HUH? WHAT ABOUT MY HEALTH? LIKE I LITERALLY ALMOST DROPPED MY PHONE AND NEARLY HAD A HEART ATTACK LIKE HELLO?

[quick-catton]

I'M GONNA THRWO UP BARRY IN SABRINA'S MUSIC VIDEO. ARE WE OKAY. I DON'T FEEL OKAY AT ALL

[kittehbiscuits]

I am not okay. I am NOT okay.

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[robottii]

Me? Screaming and crying and throwing up over Jazz having voiced lines in TF One? It’s more likely than you think.