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[datasoong47]

[sonic-wildfire]

the "cannibalism as a metaphor for love" enthusiasts when a rap lyric is mildly scandalous

[oncanvas]

The L Train at 14th Street, Richard Estes, 2015

Oil on board 16 x 12 in. (40.64 x 30.48 cm)

[energeticwarrior]

And now we wait

[frozenoj]

I would like to remind everyone that when I was 16 the secret service showed up to my house and questioned me without my parents present because of a clearly labeled joke. I was fine, although traumatized. They didn't go further than making me delete the post. But just be careful what you say online.

[killrisma]

yes 90 minutes, so sad, but also! FUCK YEAH HES GONE!!!

[onglydooplemikeyway]

directioners i hope you’re okay. i’m sorry you’re never gonna get a reunion now. i know liam wasn’t a good person but nobody deserves to die like that and then HAVE TMZ POST PHOTOS OF YOUR FUCKING DEAD BODY.

[mrgladstonegander]

joining the war on transgender scrooge on the side of transgender scrooge

[ahappyphjl]

made the devil blush ❤️‍🔥

[galaxytale]

hey have you guys met my swiss nb friend Yodel, they/he, who -

[boatemboys]

THANK U CLEO FOR THIS CLIP 🫡🫡

transcript:

Cleo: Monument or statue of... what.

Joel: So I was thinking, something involving me, and Jimmy, but then (Cleo starts laughing) you have creative range. How about that. How does that sound to you.

Cleo: Oh no, oh n- I- (starts laughing again)

Joel: Don't make it weird. Why are you making it weird. Why are you saying oh no like that. It's nothing weird.

Cleo: It's n- it's nothing weird, okay, um-

Joel: It's nothing romantic, it's just two good friends.

Cleo: (pauses) Okay, yeah, like two good friends on one singular block. Together. Uh.

Joel: Yeah well- You can, you can move the, like, you can do them off the block. You can do them on the floor if you want. Or like, if you need any more gold I've got another- gold block. It's up to you.

Cleo: No no no, I can do this. I can do this. It won't involve neck kisses or anything. It'll be less- (laughing)

Joel: Please don't make it involve- please. No. They're ded- they're left specially for Etho and I'm not willing to...

Cleo: You're not willing to share. (Joel: Nope.) Aw, okay.

[datasoong47]

[sonic-wildfire]

PSA

If you happen to stumble upon an ad that looks like this, DO NOT SCROLL DOWN.

The rest of the ad is a very tall GIF of strobing red light that can potentially cause seizures. You cannot scroll past this ad quickly enough to avoid seeing it.

There seems to be no way to report the ad, so the next best thing is to use an adblocker (if you haven’t already) or even stay off the mobile app.

Please reblog to help spread awareness.

UPDATE (10/13/2023): The ad was reported back in August and is no longer on the website, per @humans.

[oncanvas]

My Love Sings When the Flower is Near (The Philosopher and the Woman), Angelo Filomeno, 2007

Embroidery on silk shantung stretched over linen with crystals 155 x 90 ¼ in. (393.7 x 229.2 cm)

[energeticwarrior]

PLEASE COLLAB

[frozenoj]

Sebastian Stardew Valley did you write this