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[nicolos]

This story happened a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. It is already over. Nothing can be done to change it.

[datasoong47]

[sonic-wildfire]

the "cannibalism as a metaphor for love" enthusiasts when a rap lyric is mildly scandalous

[oncanvas]

The L Train at 14th Street, Richard Estes, 2015

Oil on board 16 x 12 in. (40.64 x 30.48 cm)

[torao4577]

Thinking about my happy nerd engineer children

[nyaslashthreat]

shout out to when i told my dad about goncharov and he figured out it was fake because i told him "1973 martin scorsese film with robert de niro" and he said that wasn't possible because the godfather came out in 1972 and the godfather part II came out in 1974 and they wouldn't have had time to make a movie in between. a perfectly good jest, foiled by this man's weird and vast knowledge set

[cirrus-grey]

[energeticwarrior]

And now we wait

[boatemboys]

elon: are you saying all democrats are gay

connor: i think everyone is gay

elon: are you gay?

connor: no

[if-loki-was-a-fox]

I think one of the funniest things in mcyt is when they refer to armor as clothes. "I'm not wearing any clothes" "give me your pants" "I'm taking off my shirt" so much funnier than if they just talked about it normally

[frozenoj]

I would like to remind everyone that when I was 16 the secret service showed up to my house and questioned me without my parents present because of a clearly labeled joke. I was fine, although traumatized. They didn't go further than making me delete the post. But just be careful what you say online.

[datasoong47]

[sonic-wildfire]

PSA

If you happen to stumble upon an ad that looks like this, DO NOT SCROLL DOWN.

The rest of the ad is a very tall GIF of strobing red light that can potentially cause seizures. You cannot scroll past this ad quickly enough to avoid seeing it.

There seems to be no way to report the ad, so the next best thing is to use an adblocker (if you haven’t already) or even stay off the mobile app.

Please reblog to help spread awareness.

UPDATE (10/13/2023): The ad was reported back in August and is no longer on the website, per @humans.

[oncanvas]

My Love Sings When the Flower is Near (The Philosopher and the Woman), Angelo Filomeno, 2007

Embroidery on silk shantung stretched over linen with crystals 155 x 90 ¼ in. (393.7 x 229.2 cm)

[haunted-joystix]

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