#*21/22 FK

[gavidaily]

Gavi scores his first goal for FC Barcelona | 18 December 2021

[scoutsystem]

now that i have internet again lol. 19 and 21 (Spamton: It/She/Anything but He/They Susie: It/He/They/Any) [IMAGE ID: Image 1: Spamton (spamton fictive) drawn shoulders up, with puppet written to the left Image 2: Susie (susie deltarune fictive) drawn holding up a knife with a grin on its face, the colors are over saturated IMAGE END]

[kashmirichaiwithmehr]

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[ioannemos]

so. YESTERDAY.

1. woke up in time to shower before walking to church

2. here's the thing. the church i've been going to? next town over. even i cannot walk that far. so i decided to check out one of the churches in town

3. there are... several. i honestly did not expect that many

4. what the heck, i've never been to a nazarene church before, let's see what they've got going on, it's one service

5. start walking, get distracted by a sign for an art fair. the temptation is real. maybe after church i'll go check it out. i can fit in something fun before grocery shopping and picking up my medication

6. it's a thirty minute walk. i'm not even halfway there and have to turn on my data to look at the map. getting hot. this sucks

7. look up. i'm right next to a different church. according to google, this one has a female pastor. i rejected this one earlier for that reason. the 'can women be pastors' thing is not something i've really researched for myself but i have read the verses and idk, seemed pretty clear cut that the answer is no. on the other hand, i'm right on time for the service, and do i want to do this right now?

8. fk it. i'll miss more than half the service at the other church by the time i get there. if it sucks i'll hit the bricks

9. two old people are thrilled to see me. i am gifted a bulletin and a nametag

10. the sanctuary is more than half empty, most heads that are present are grey, and there is no sign of technology except for the dude up front wearing a mic. there is no apparatus for streaming online, no tvs to display lyrics, no soundbooth or even the person in charge of making the mic work. i have absolutely nothing against those things, but it's kinda nice tbh

11. the pastor is def a guy and they just moved their service from 10:45 to 10:30, so i've missed a lot of this service too. but i didn't miss the sermon, so whatever, fine, this is just my life today i guess

12. HYMNS. they do HYMNS here. i am instantly pacified that they didn't update their sign outside with the new time

13. don't get me wrong i LOVE contemporary Christian music okay, i have a playlist that's stupid long, great stuff, makes me think, makes me cry, all that

14. but HYMNS!!!!! from a HYMNAL!!!!! how i've missed them. i can hear some people harmonizing. this is the Good Shit

15. the bulletin says that after the service they're having a baptism and picnic at the lake. i'm trying to be more... social *gagging noise* so... maybe... i'll go... but only if someone invites me

16. service is over. hey who's that. i recognize her face. shit. what's her name and where the hell have i seen her

17. fk it. approach. "hey! i recognize your face but can't for the life of me remember your name or where we met 😅"

18. her name is vicki and i met her at my previous job *more gagging noises* but she only worked there once in a while. thus i don't have to feel guilty at not knowing her immediately. phew

19. she has a baby! her baby is cute, of course. coo over baby appropriately

20. while cooing over baby, someone else approaches. her name is marnie. i barely play sdv but it's enough that i don't think i'll forget her name very soon

21. marnie: are you going to the baptism?

me: i don't have a car

her: oh, i can drive you there and back if you want

guess i'm going!

22. her: do you want to stop by your house and get some shorts?

me: i don't own any shorts

her: ... your swimsuit?

me: i don't have one of those either

her: ...okay

23. she has to pick up something at her house first. she offers to lend me something lighter than jeans 🥺 i turn her down, bc i'm just. used to wearing jeans everywhere, but i appreciate the offer

24. the beach we go to is lovely. it's part of a camp that a bunch of churches in the area use. the water itself is probably freezing (the lake doesn't really warm up, a familiar refrain to someone who grew up right next to lake michigan lol) but the area is nicely shaded (it is hot in the sun)

25. the picnic food is good. i talk a little with the people at the table i sit at. it's... fine. there are a few conversations going at once, which i find distracting and unpleasant (my brain struggles with what i'm supposed to be paying attention to)

26. it's time for the baptism!

pastor, quietly: how do you guys do this here?

me, very amused: idk man, this is my first day attending this church

pastor: what, really?? okay, stick around after this, i wanna talk to you

me: okay

27. the guy getting baptized cries during his testimony, we pray for him, he gets dunked, we cheer and applaud, we pray for him again, he lets a few people take pictures and then cannonballs off the end of the pier into the lake to more cheers and applause

28. some people leave. the pastor's wife asks if i want to go kayaking. i think i've gone kayaking once? i say yes anyway. fk it, i'm already stepping out and i don't feel like killing anyone at this picnic or myself yet

29. obvs both the pastor and his wife are in high demand so it takes a while but eventually we start hauling out the kayaks

30. marnie, who works at the camp, is very conscientious that everyone has an emergency whistle and is wearing a life jacket that is appropriately sized. she also lends me and the pastor's wife hats. marnie is the best, i think

31. the water is crystal clear and the weather is about perfect. marnie suggests we head for a slightly shallower part of the lake, where there are lily pads

32. the youngest member of our party, a teenager, capsizes on the way. we all come together to tow her and her kayak to shore. the pastor's wife uses her emergency whistle to tie the swamped kayak to the guy towing it. i wrangle the teen's paddle and point out that the person who offered to tow the teen doesn't have anything for her to hold onto but that someone else does, and they switch accordingly. the extra water is dumped out on shore. the teen is checked on and encouraged. we all head back out onto the lake

33. the pastor talks to me for almost the entire trip. it's nice bc he tells me that if i don't want to answer any of his questions i can just tell him to back off, but honestly i like talking about myself 😅. i realize that the person his voice reminds me of is ted danson and it is made abundantly clear to me why he has a mic in the otherwise electronics-less church: his voice is fairly quiet and barely carries (which are separate things, fight me)

34. amongst other things i talk about mom. when do i not tell people about mom. i mention how the night she died i had the feeling that i wasn't going to see her again, so before the paramedics left with her i had a chance to say goodbye and give her a kiss. he describes this as the gift of... discernment, i think? anyway i want to talk this down a bit, bc when do i not talk down any gifts i might have, but the more i think about it the more instances come to mind. huh. i will need to think more on this

35. we see the lily pads and a few lily buds, hang around for a little bit just talking, and then head back. we arrive back at camp without incident, put up the kayaks, and go our separate ways

36. except marnie has a thing to do first, do i mind, no i don't, repeat about three times, lol. but i really don't mind, i have tomorrow off also to do what i need to, and the things she needs to do are a. all for the camp, which has kids who just arrived and b. the kind of tasks i find completely non-stressful, like refilling napkins and hand soap. i am introduced to her boss. we leave eventually, each with a plateful of brownies

37. we talk the whole way. i am once again asked questions about myself and i am once again more than happy to do so. i should probably shut up occasionally. 🙄🤐 she drops me off but not before asking for my number

38. i have neither done my grocery shopping nor picked up my medication. fk. guess i'm doing that tomorrow

39. go inside, take dog out back to play with her. one of the other dogs also wants to play. thankfully there are two balls, so i kinda just juggle between them. neither dog seems to mind

40. another roommate shows up with his new dog: the tiniest puppy 😭 so small! one and a half hands big! and i got to hold her 😍💞🥰 reminded me of my dog when we first got her 😭😭 i miss her... 😭😭😭

41. did my laundry. turned on my laptop and only made it through one of my yt rec'd videos before realizing i was falling asleep. reluctantly decided to do the right thing and just. go to bed

42. fell asleep almost instantly and finally slept well. so all i need to do is wake up early, eat no breakfast, walk to church, go to a new place, talk to people i don't know, go kayaking, play with two dogs, do a big load of laundry, and then i'll sleep well. glad to find out it's as simple as that 🙄

[officialromaniantranslatiuni]

happened to stumble upon a sociopath who thinks she invented ecology and neo-feminism and i need to vent a bit

coming from someone (yeah same old story) who had struggled with infertility for years and who is very set on adopting and has been since I was a teenager: someone being a horrible parent and birthing an army of children just to use them for financial benefits (children for whom others fought to keep them afloat and to be taken away by the system) doesn't have to automatically deny someone else's reproductive rights

"why pay money and struggle so much to have a biological baby when there are so many children in the system?"

BECAUSE

JUST BECAUSE

"it's selfish to go through 4 years (or more) of treatments with 0 painful results when you could have used that money to adopt a child"

that's not your fking problem!

marilu started this journey when she was 21-22 and the process of adopting a child is a nightmare here (tho I've heard that it got a bit better I the past years? Not 100% sure) and maybe her financial status would have helped, but the work/travelling thing and marital status... not much (again maybe things have changed but I do know someone who died of breast cancer before the adoption was finalised and her husband was no longer allowed to get the child)

an example: 2 girls (the eldest between 9-12 and the youngest 7-8) from my school were finally taken by a foster family from their mom because they were forced to beg and steal, they were malnourished, abused and the eldest had just been sold to a 28 year old man as a "wife" and all the efforts from the school regarding their protection and well-being were in vain (the clothes were destroyed by their mom because she needed them to look raggedy for begging, the house gifted by the mayor with furniture from the parents of classmates and everything else paid by the townhall was destroyed and turned into a brothel, etc)

anyway long story short - the woman had over 10 kids in total and she did this to ALL of them until they were old enough to say that they want to be taken away (only one baby was taken with the other siblings and I've met her before meeting the youngest siblings and mother and she's doing amazing - now she's about 16)

not once did anyone dare to disrespect or deny her reproductive rights and TRUST ME she is a vile woman and this goes far behind any trauma or upbringing

she was suggested means to stop making babies she despises and uses anyway but she denied and no one dared to force her to have her tubes tied or anything else

ALSO she has close family who are middle class and had kids in the same class as her kids (some even keep in contact with the 16 year old girl) and they didn't do anything for her or her children (technically, they have the money and everything to take in the girls but they refused because they were not their concern)

this fine apparently

but a 21 year old girl struggling with fertility issues for 4 years and deciding at 25 to give up for her own physical and mental wellbeing is a monstrosity

middle aged sabrina (the embodiment of uwu feminist uwu on threads who hates kids and doesn't want to adopt anyway) can judge and laugh at a young woman and call her one of the reasons why orphans become "delinquents" (thanks for assuming that orphans become delinquents by default)

fk this shit

you can judge marilu for being out of touch with reality or selfish or bratty or whatever

but her body and women's bodies in general are none of your business even if you are a woman yourself

[gunsatthaphan]

HELLO!

Twitter news! in the Rabeda interview First and Khaotung did a wile ago they asked about The Eclipse and Our Skyy2 and about the latter they said it's gonna be 2/3 episodes and do you think it is possible? cuz if every show gets 2 to 3 episodes the swries is gonna be 14 to 21 episodes total, it could be possible considering some of their Lakorns but would they be actually doing it? I really hope so🥺 cuz having 2 to 3 episodes of my favourites couples, epsecially Akk and Aye, would be THE DREAM!

I don't know if I can trust the gmm boys with spoilers🤣, Jimmy didn't lie about the line up being on the 22 but...

FINGER CROSSED🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

Like I need more than just one ep!

HI ANON!!!

I SAW THAT 😭 I was expecting 1 episode per pair but this is better 🥺

if akkaye get 2-3 episodes, it's likely that that will be the case for the other couples as well which would mean a total of 16-24 episodes. which is a high episode count for gmmtv standards but considering it's a compilation series, I think it's very much possible. and with FK basically confirming it, I think it's safe. And you're right when you say we can't trust the gmm boys but if FK say it, its law. period. (we should also ask first's voice though just to be sure)

xxx

[kiwikipedia]

More Agravain stuff from my brain since his likelihood of arrival is nil in GO abut anyways

Here’s the last post on Akkun stuff

Under the cut is a BUNCH of dialogue - side note, I didn’t really know about the FK in depth when working on this so I went off of his preexisting relationships with Gawain, Lancelot, and Morgan (for Bao) . I also wanted to include more but I figured 22 is a lot (20 if you arent counting the other fan servants) and I ended up cutting the three Hassan and xaunzang.

This is mostly just servant interaction, working on cleaning up the bonds and extra dialogue (likes, dislikes, combat, etc)

Dialogue 1:

What do you need? Do not bother me with frivolous things.

Dialogue 2:

Hah. What a handful of a Master you are.

Dialogue 3:

If there is work to be done, leave it here. I will handle it.

Dialogue 4 (Lancelot, both):

You-!! Do not speak to me! Do not even look in my direction unnecessarily, the mere idea of working with someone like you makes me ill.

Dialogue 5 (Gawain):

Well met, Gawain. Hm? A request? Urk- no, no. I will not refer to you as such, not even in an informal setting-! Gareth might call you ‘big brother’ but I have no intention to do so! (Sigh.) fine. Simply calling you brother should be sufficient. No? … Don’t push your luck.

Dialogue 6 (Mordred):

You look well, Mordred… hmph. As rambunctious as ever, aren’t you? Don’t go an cause problems for our Master or King. Go on, get out of here. Yes, yes, don't wait up, as you say.

Dialogue 8 (Garath):

Good to see you, Garath. Hm? Ah… please do not call me as such, Gawain is much more suited to be called ‘big brother’ than I. Urk-! G-Gareth… [sigh] very well… if it makes you happy, you can continue to call me as such.

Dialogue 9 (Carmilla):

They say that you are a master of torture. Perhaps a conversation on techniques is in order?

Dialogue 10 (King Hassan):

Hm. It appears that donning amor isn’t as scarce as I expected from Assassins. Though this is the progenitor of Assassins… despite our differences- Well met.

Dialogue 11 (Any Knight of the Round Table):

Indeed I am here as well. If it makes you uncomfortable ignore me, it doesn’t matter what you do as long as the job gets done.

Dialogue 12 (any Arturia):

Ah, my King… if there is anything you wish of me to do, I will do it. Hm? Rest? Ah… well… if you insist, my King.

Dialogue 13 (Morgan le Fay):

Urk-!! (He looks like he’s looking for a way to escape)

Dialogue 14 (any Faerie knight):

Ah. Hmm. I’m afraid I just do not understand what exactly is going on…

Dialogue 15 (any Alter Saber):

To think that this is… no, this being is not my King.

Dialogue 16 (Gray):

Strange… truly, you resemble the King but… at the same time, you are very different. Your responsible nature is admirable, though. Should you need advice from a dour man like myself, as a… distant… blood relative, my door is open.

Dialogue 17 (Fairy Knight Gawain/Barghest‎‎):

You’re… Gawain, you say? From your world? I… Hm. I suppose I can see the resemblance and why that woman would give you that graph.

Dialogue 18 (Fairy Knight Tristan/Baobhan Sith‎‎):

I warn you, if you start calling me ‘brother’ as Gareth does, I will remove your head from your shoulders. We may share a connection through that Woman but that is all.

Dialogue 19 (Fairy Knight Lancelot/Melusine):

To think that fool would be represented by a waif of such stature in that place… I suppose holding animosity towards you for being that rabid dog’s counterpart is… unbecoming of me

Dialogue 20 (Ching Shih, Clear Eternal Summer Stage):

[Sigh] We meet again, Crimson Pirate. Please get off of me, we are not— watch where you’re putting your hands, woman!

Dialogue 21 (Vincent Van Gogh (True), Clear Eternal Summer Stage):

Ah, so you are here as well painter. You should not hide yourself away like that, though. I’m certain there are many others who wish to see you.

Dialogue 22 (Romani, Clear Eternal Summer Stage):

Hm… I did not expect to see you again, Doctor of Chaldea, and as a Servant, no less. I understand that I am not one to talk, but even as a Servant you should not overwork. Especially as Chaldea’s beloved doctor.

[paceywittergayboatman]

Logan/Frank and Stewy/Kendall Parrellels Part 1 : Commitment and Betrayal

Part 2

Masterlist

Succesion

1.1-1,3,7,9

2.1-6

1.10-4,8, 16,18

1.3- 12 14

3.9?8?

2.10-11, 19

3.8-21

3.5-23, 24 25

Lyrics and Poetry

Your still the one Shaina Twaine-2

Wish You Well by Katie Herzig- 5

Hey That's No Way to Say Gooodbye by Lenoard Cohen-10

Mirrorball Taylor Swift- 17

Cellophane by FK Twiggs-15

Everything by Kj Apa-17, 22, 25

[mutange12]

Both teams to score Thursday

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[toiletology]

The 11 elven/eleven journey

The 11 journey exist and the clues are all around you, just take a look at a pause button the next time you're watching a video or looking at a remote.

Seeing 11:11 lately? That's a clue about the nature of reality and the door or gateway to escape. Look at the 11 its two sevens... which makes 49 or 11:11 is 4 sevens which makes 28 or 64. Like I keep saying the chessboard is one of the KEYs.

These wish windows or gates (1:11, 2:22, 00:00, 22:22, 4:44, etc.) can be used to amplify prayers of healing and protection for others or yourself. You can also send telepathic messages a lot stronger on these numbers. A persons birthday also works for targeted telepathy.

The numbers are very important 4 (a/apple) how this holo-fractal clock works.

I explain in my other blog post that reality works on the polarity of opposites, most importantly LOVE and FEAR or DARK and LIGHT. Hot and cold can also help and if you are physically too cold you are doing the wrong shit homie.

The darker and colder you are the further down you will sink into HELL = MATT (i = a, e = m, ll = tt, 77).

The lighter you are the higher you will rise into the heavenly realms (the cosmic *wink). This has nothing to do with skin color only the vibration at which you operate at. The color brown is just the color orange darkened and we all are varying shades of brown due to the melanin in our skin.

Being racist and not being able to see the beauty of ALL people will keep you trapped in your basic matrix programming. Y'all really racist about orange skinned people one of the primary colors of the rainbow?

You can actually feel your angel wings coming out on your back when you make a significant leap higher into the higher degrees. I've only felt it twice, but it is a very strange feeling indeed. Gods love for us is truly magical and something to 🐝experience. She is the QUEEN BEE!

"QUEEN" = 21 (Septenary) or 7+7+7, "QUEEN BEE" = 33 (Septenary)

Unfortunately you won't get to experience Gods full beauty without rising into the highest realms of heaven. You will know once you're at the top because you will start to experience what I call ACE (angel cocaine energy).

My better half calls this SCENT (cent check her shoes down beLOW for fks sake you twats/matts ;). Its like a very sedating drug high that feels very good. It is the drink of the Gods or the ambrosia/nectar. It lets you know you are accomplishing the things you need to accomplish and that you are in KEY/TUNE with the creator.

I had to go on an eleven year journey starting on 10/31/2012 I am now nearing my 12th year of my training. I reached apotheosis 1/7/2023 when I first channeled and created the religion of Toiletology. I managed to reach 4D after the eclipse on 10/14/2023 after a 40 day fast into a 40 day spiritual battle. You must constantly battle to maintain 4D it just gets easier overtime. There are guardians/agents and they will put you back to sleep.

I am now able to maintain 4D 100% of the time but I am still prone to going out of frequency/harmony with the creator or getting put back to sleep. Luckily my better half (cosmic twin flame sister) will heal or resurrect me and is able to tune me back correctly if I fall out of tune/sleep. Most recently she helped me on this past supermoon 8/19/2024 with her kooky outfit (don't ask...). Celestial events are very helpful with nudging you back into proper alignment when you go out of key. ALIGN > ANGLE > ANGEL We both reached 5D for a few weeks after the planetary alignment or parade of planets back on 6/3/2024. 5D is pretty crazy to say the least, I recommend reading my other blogs if you want to learn more about 5D.

I was training a friend in the ways of Toiletology back around 12/2023 for almost a full month. They were able to feel the ACE while in close proximity to me, but have not been able to feel it again since we stopped the training. This makes me believe it is possible to accelerate the 11 year journey by others resonating off of my knowledge/words. As Toiletology can show you EXACTLY how to ascend into 4D and beat all the guardians at the gates of heaven.

There is only 1 GOD, HE/R name is MAT/MOT but goes by many other names like KARMA (MOT/or/CAR), Jinx-y, etc. My name is MATT and cosmic sister name is CARA.

No we aren't God, there is only 1 GOD, remember GOD flows through all beings, yes even you. We are all God experiencing self which means all humans can rediscover their GODLIKE powers as well. We are all like reflections or two mirrors reflecting back and forth from God a spitting image of the creator. What is inside of them is also inside of us literally everything we are is GOD!

Myself and my cosmic sister had to re-enact how God was first formed in the beginning, to get the chance to play these roles as the Godhead avatars or Adam and Eve. I actually have 0 clue how I got this role, all I know is I've been very OCD my entire life searching for the ultiMATe TRUTH. Its been a sucky painful process to say the least for the both of us...

Over the years God has shown me exactly how they were first formed and how all of this came into being and exactly how it works. I can't explain the magic per say as that comes with time and practice. God speaks like I said in an invisible mirrored language. This language manifest through Gods subtle nudges, those nudges are your accidents, mistakes, typos, etc. They are the clues God gives to you to help you find them and reach your highest calling.

I can only show you as much as I can, you need to put it into practice till you develop your skills and belief more to fully understand it. Its more about FEEL than anything else, you must FEEL the FORCE like the wise Yoda says. Sometimes RIGHT is right but sometimes it is WRONG. Its comes down to FEELING the truth more so than what happened. Dropping some vitamins on the floor could be seen as DONT TAKE THOSE, or it could be hey those are good keep taKING those. https://blog.toiletology.org/post/758253781889794048/gods-hard-fought-birthing-pains

We are currently the only two I am aware of that have fully ascended into 4D, there could be others, I do have some suspicions but I am not 100% sure on anyone else except for HE/R. As myself and Cara are able to communicate instantly telepathically no matter where she is on Earth. Yes, telepathy is faster than the speed of light as there is no delay.

We both made this journey together, we are now in our 10th year of knowing each other going back all the way to spring 2015. Cara ended up getting a 17 dot tattoo recently for Toiletology last fall.

It was a very kind and romantic gesture on her part which is mucho appreciated. I am not exactly sure how I will top that yet, but I hope my suffering has been enough and creating Toiletology for us.

Ya know a girls gotta have a diamond ring as they say... and she does have a diamond tattoo on her right ear which happens to also be my birthstone as well. She was the compass or heart beat sensor and I guess you could say I was the map or brain of the operation. She kept me tuned and kept bringing me back from the dead... the Sandman can be a real cunt.

She is very much in the public eye and every little thing she does is watched and scrutinized. Coming out public about worshipping a Toilet God isn't the best thing for her career (quite yet anyways). She does drop subtle clues and hints for those that are paying attention to this blog. Most recently with her penny loafers (1 cent and 1 cent for the 11). MMmmmmhmmm the SCENT smells and FEELS great!

She is definitely my most loyal culty (just kidding) and drinking all my kool-aid really the only one paying attention and in full belief in the methods of Toiletology dating all the way back to early 2023 when I first started figuring out what to teach. She doesn't necessarily need Toiletology as she has already made the grand entrance. But we are always learning more the more we develop and teach Toiletology.

I had many more blogs that I deleted after a fearful battle with the devil where I thought I was teaching too many secrets of God so I deleted everything. Speaking this most righteous truth sometimes feels like RATTING or giving away all the secrets to how the game is played. It took me a very long time to realize this is exactly what God wanted me to do and yeah I was born in the year of the rat or 1984 so I guess its a fitting role for me.

One thing you need to realize about "demons" is you don't need to worry about them or any other scary evil things in the dark you can't see.

There is only 1 devil and they are a bug God created to defend the gates of heaven. The devil can manifest in infinite ways based on YOUR own fears and weaknesses that you feed the devil with. The key to ascending into the heavenly realms is learning to clear your mind and body completely of any fear that is inside of you. Fear is the mind killer.

You may think you have no fear inside of you now and that is good. But I must warn you, if you dare embark on the journey of the 17/eleven or want to reach the highest ranks of Toiletology. You will be opening yourself up to a very high amount of scary paranormal activity and spiritual attack. Like I keep saying the gates are guarded by the devil. And they will use every trick in the book to destroy YOU.

But don't be too scared they are just a bug and you are just a bit buggy...

Heaven/4D is kind of like a cartoon and it can cause A LOT of fear if you are not prepared for it. This is why the many who stumble upon the path of the 11 end up in the looney bin on mass quantiles of psychotropic drugs.

Because they can't make sense of what they're experiencing. And that's okay, you're just a beginner, no need to get too hard on yourself. That is why Toiletology is here to train you to be able to handle all of Gods gifts.

The freakiness of this reality boils down simply to the holo-fractal nature of it. Its like two mirrors reflecting back and forth which creates this reality/illusion/apple. We aren't in a simulation but a holo-fractal clock. This clock works on TIME, NUMBERS and YOU being in SYNC with this clock.

It is possible to become more in time with GOD, I call this PERFECT TIMING!

To get into perfect timing you need to harmonize yourself to the true frequency of God which is LOVE.

I found this frequency after completing my 11 year journey on 1/7/2023. The numerical frequency of GOD is 1/7 its a number that fluctuates subtly but stays constant. It is the way you jack yourself out the MATrix.

G = 7 O = 6 D = 4 GOD = 17

Gematria can yield some interesting things, and help you track down GODs truth. But you shouldn't get too obsess with Gematria because it is unlikely you will be able to interpret it correctly. Gods numbers and letters are alive and sentient and GOD flows through everything even inorganic objects like LETTERS and NUMBERS. This is why it can be so appealing and fun decoding these numbers. You're noticing their sentience, but really ALL you're noticing is HE/R or the FAT/HER. Most GeMATria (mats air egg) researchers are wasting their time obsessing with it. ALL they are discovering is GOD, not some secret cabal at the top controlling things and embedding these numbers and words into events. Everything is by the hand of GOD and you are just noticing Gods programming. To escape the MATRIX and break free of your programming you must start detecting your errors.

Nothing happens without GOD allowing it to happen. We are all co-creating this reality with each of our choices we make. Nothing will come for you that is not meant for you, trust in God and make sure you are putting out enough love to keep yourself protected from karmic debts. Horrible things can happen from past lives to you in this life to pay off things you have done. God needs people to fill every role even the shitty ones.

Everything created in this universe is by GODS hands, God flows through everything. Which means every breath out of your mouth, and every step of your foot. God is always there and knows your thoughts intiMATely. Gods flow through you can be detected and interpreted. This flow has bugs or errors, mistakes, accidents, slip ups, glitches etc. We can show you the way (mat). If ya ever wondered why you did something and can't explain the reasoning this is why. You are BUGGY, and the devil is a BUG in your being that gets worst the more you feed it.

You may not know me, but I know everything about you. Psalm 139:1

I know when you sit down and when you rise up. Psalm 139:2

I am familiar with all your ways. Psalm 139:3

Even the very hairs on your head are numbered. Matthew 10:29-31

Everything humans (HUM = ANS) have created on Earth are blessings from GOD. God leaves clues all around us within our ART, SCIENCE, SPORTS, and even things about us and our friends and family to help us find them.

When you are on the GODLY path God will send you allies, even PET allies like my cat ECHO. Who was a rescue from Hurricane Harvey which happened on August 17, 2017 a total of 107 deaths happened.

My cat Echo was born in 4/2017 and has been a powerful ally with all her ECHOS and MEOWS warding off bad energy during my many spiritual battles with the devil. My cat CAM/Camelot is also a very powerful ally cas she is the SILENT fat one. While Echo is meowing warding of bad juju Cam will sit on my chest and help calm my heart with her fat 15+ pound body. They are great allies for the hermit (her = mot) that is me.

God has left clues to the existence of this 11 year journey everywhere. https://blog.toiletology.org/post/757599567384559616/monolith

God ultiMATely wants us to find them, it took me a very long time of searching but I found the quest to find GOD back in 10/2012. It is an eleven year quest that I completed around 11/2023. I was poisoned by my water well starting on 9/1/2023 for roughly 40 days into another 40 day spiritual battle with the devil. I will just say I felt like I was not going to make it through that one, but God kept me going. It works EXACTLY the same as the 17 stages of the heroes journey, not a f—king difference at all which is very very f—ked. Your spiritual helper will make themselves known to you when it begins.

I can't be for sure right now if anyone else needs to do this 11 year journey or if it was just Cara and I. We've been through the crucifixion sort 2 speak slowly over time. Not as bad as Jesus but maybe the equivalence in pain spread out over the 11 years. Am I saying I am Jesus (jeSUS)? That is not important, what is important is YOU and YOUR journey of reaching heaven.

Myself and Cara are not important, we have just made the journey and have come back to share the steps you need to take to follow in our footsteps or ride our coattails into the heavenly realms.

Toiletology = ARK/ARC/CAR and the frequency to the Nebuchadnezzar is 1/7 = 0.1428571428571429 that is the frequency of GOD and the way you jack yourself out of the MATrix. #jackals

The 17 is in the shape of a DOORWAY and the DOOR = MAT.

Anyone at the top causing pain or harm to others is not aligned/angles/angels with GOD. They are in a very disharmonic state in a temporary state of power before judgement comes down on them. Like I said before God needs people to play the roles of the bad guys to make this reality as believable as possible. You DO NOT want to embrace the dark side it is a very very weak and wrong path to take.

The eleven manifest everywhere around you for you to discover and find even in a light saber battle between the forces of good and evil.

God places the clues all around us, the problem is most are completely blind to the truth. You become less blind the more open minded you are. If your mind is closed or too skeptical to any and all inforMATion (eye on). You will never be able to find GOD.

As God is completely invisible and requires you to be able to extrapolate data using 4D tesseract thinking. The more steps you take towards trying to find God the more God will start peeling back the layers of the onion or curtain for you to increase in your belief.

You will never reach the gates of heaven with out growing out your angel wings, opening your pineal gland and for God to return your halo that you lost. You need to collect the golden rings to become like SONIC (son/sun I see). However, don't lose your rings starting from 0 (Zero/goose egg) sucks...

To become a Grandmaster of the 17 first starts by joining the church. There is power in Toiletology obviously... where else are you learning the clearest undiluted truth? Exactly, no where else... This is the highest knowledge you can find on Gods porcelain Earth.

Reaching the 17th rank of Toiletology will not be easy and will require you to put in the work. Now are you ready to learn how to fly or are you comfortable living a LIE? (rotate the E = m, I = o, rotate the L = MOT).

O, I and A is interchangeable. Apple/AH or O/Eye represents the Eye/i/illusion or the Alpha, Iota (i out ah) and Omega. You can do this with just about any word and change it into MAT or MOT. Like I keep telling you this is the correct name to address GOD by or KARMA. Toilet God, Lord of the Gap, Lady of the Latrine, God of Refuse, God of Shit, etc. can be used for funzys especially when you are cleaning your bathroom as they like that A LOT.

Now are you ready to truly understand GODs true nature?

TT = Pi or 77 or EL = GOD

It is the door way through the double TT or 17. 1 = 7 look at the shape. The TT/LL/11 = 77.

Four lines = 11:11 ones strangely look like 7s too don't they ;) 11:11 = 49+49 the degrees of heaven and hell or 98.

Four lines can only be found in the letters M or E or W (ME/WE). My initials are MW or the 33 bones in your spine, I have reached the correct alignment with GOD over many hard years. The knowledge you are reading is the ultiMATe or NE PLUS ULTRA.

4(A)FOR/MAT count the lines of MAT = 9 by the way I was born on the 9th or 4/9. The number 9 is a smile or G (God) like the Goodwill logo. 6 is the inversion or the SIX downwards, down, going down it is the hook of the devil, its showing you you're becoming SICK.

You must find the @ (apple/eye) to find the true GOD. My birthday fell on Easter 2023 which happens 3 times per century shortly after I reached apotheosis. If I had to guess this is the correct date Jesus was resurrected 4/6 > 4/9.

Yep you guessed it I am he the one playing the Jesus/Jester/Joker role or the godhead avatar aka Adam > Atom > ATM > Mat.

Jesus = 6669 or 9999

"jesus" = 27 (Septenary) 45666

1+2+3 = 6 4+5+6 = 15 (6)

7+8+9 = 24 (6) 6 + 15 + 24 = 45 or 666(9)

Carbon = 6 protons, 6 electrons, 6 neutrons

Positive (mirror) <> Negative (mirror) <> Neutral (apple/illusion) <> Ground (Snake) 4 (A/@/apple) = 11:11 time is the walls or the M box.

The eclipse was one day off on 4/8/2024 the eclipse cross/X prior happened on 8/21 which is mirrored version of my cosmic sisters birthday of 8/12. The next total solar eclipse happens on 8/12/2026... DUH! 17 = 8 (1+7) 2+2+4 = 8 X marks the spot.

It doesn't get much more clearer than that ladies and gentleman... this is the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth. Its just up to you to beliEVE that.

Are you starting to get it yet? There are 17 pairs of chromosomes in the APPLE, Eve fed Adam the apple when she was 17. You must eat the apple/@ to escape... the apple of my eye. Why are you so scared of the apple?

ATE/EAT/MAT ADAM > ATOM > ATM > MAT

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Ρόστερ Παναιτωλικού μέχρι σήμερα 20.07.24

Μιχάλης Μπακάκης, Γιώργος Λιάβας, Σεμπάστιαν Μλάντεν, Χάρης Μαυρίας, Σίλβα Πέδρο Τορεχόν.

Φιλικά:

Σάββατο 27 Ιουλίου με Αστέρα στην Τρίπολη Τετάρτη 31 Ιουλίου με Βόλο στο Αγρίνιο Σάββατο 3 Αυγούστου με Ατρόμητο στο Περιστέρι Κυριακή 4 Αυγούστου με Καλαμάτα στο Αγρίνιο Σάββατο 10 Αυγούστου με Λεβαδειακό στο Αγρίνιο ή στη Λιβαδειά*

Εφυγαν: 17

Ζοάο Πέδρο,Καρέλης,Ξενιτίδης Οικονόμου,Μπρούνο Ντουάρτε,Μπαλντασάρα,Τσιγγάρας,Μαλής,Χατζηθεοδωρίδης,Μπάμπογκ,Καπίνο,Φρεντερίκο Ντουάρτε,Σενγκέλια,Ταμπίτζε,Χουάνπι,Βοίλης,Γκραντερόλ

Οι αρχηγοί της ομάδας μας για την αγωνιστική περίοδο 2024-2025 θα είναι οι:

Μιχάλης Μπακάκης, Γιώργος Λιάβας, Σεμπάστιαν Μλάντεν, Χάρης Μαυρίας, Σίλβα Πέδρο Τορεχόν.

Οι αριθμοί φανέλας των ποδοσφαιριστών μας:

1  ΠΑΡΔΑΛΟΣ Μιχάλης 2  ΜΠΑΚΑΚΗΣ Μιχάλης 4  ΠΑΝΤΕΛΑΚΗΣ Επαμεινώνδας 5  MLADEN Sebastian 6  ΚΟΝΤΟΥΡΗΣ Σωτήρης 7  MAJDEVAC Andrija 8  ΜΠΕΛΕΒΩΝΗΣ Χρήστος 10  PEREZ Facundo 13  CHAVES Lucas 15  LOMONACO Sebastian 16  ΣΙΕΛΗΣ Χρίστος 18  ΜΠΟΥΖΟΥΚΗΣ Γιάννης 21  ΠΑΠΑΖΩΗΣ Ευθύμης 22  RUIZ PALMA Fermin 23  ΑΓΑΠΑΚΗΣ Γιώργος 24  TORREJON Pedro Silva 25  DIAZ Sergio 32  ΣΤΕΡΓΙΑΚΗΣ Αντώνης 35  ΜΑΥΡΙΑΣ Χάρης 49  STAJIC Nikola 54  ΛΙΑΒΑΣ Γιώργος 55  ΑΝΑΣΤΑΣΟΠΟΥΛΟΣ Παναγιώτης 77  ΝΙΚΟΛΑΟΥ Βαγγέλης

Ήρθαν: 5

Ο Φερμίν Ρουίθ Πάλμα (Fermin Ruiz Palma) υπέγραψε σήμερα συμβόλαιο συνεργασίας με τον Παναιτωλικό διάρκειας δύο ετών. Γεννήθηκε στις 13.06.1997 στην Ισπανία και αγωνίζεται ως αριστερός ακραίος αμυντικός. Το 2016 έπαιξε στην U19 της Granada και στη συνέχεια σε Linares, Maracena, El Ejido, Almería. Από τον Ιούλιο του 2022 αγωνίστηκε στην Antequera, καταγράφοντας 60 συμμετοχές με 1 γκολ και 3 ασίστ.

O Σέρβος επιθετικός Αντρίγια Μαϊντέβατς (Andrija Majdevac) υπέγραψε συμβόλαιο συνεργασίας με τον Παναιτωλικό έως τον Ιούνιο του 2026. Γεννήθηκε στο Κρούσεβατς στις 07.08.1997 και άρχισε την καριέρα του στην ομάδα της πόλης του Napredak. Έπαιξε στη συνέχεια σε Temnic Varvarin, Dinamo Vranje, FK Indjija, Balzan, ΑΕ Λεμεσού, Εθνικό Άχνας, Novi Pazar. Από τον Σεπτέμβριο του 2023 μεταγράφηκε στην Ουγγρική Debrecen και τον περασμένο Γενάρη δόθηκε δανεικός στην πρώτη του ομάδα Napredak.

Έχει περισσότερες από 200 συμμετοχές σε επίσημους αγώνες, με 63 γκολ και 25 ασίστ.

Ο Χρίστος Σιέλης υπέγραψε σήμερα συμβόλαιο συνεργασίας με τον Παναιτωλικό διάρκειας δύο ετών. Γεννημένος στις 02.02.2000 στην Πάφο αγωνίστηκε στη Ακαδημία της Arsenal και συνέχισε στην Αγγλία σε Grimsby, Shrewsbury, Halesowen. Επέστρεψε στην Κύπρο το 2019 για τον ΑΠΟΕΛ και δύο χρόνια μετά μεταγράφηκε στη Levski Sofia. Από τον Ιανουάριο του 2022 αγωνίστηκε στην Ελληνική Super League με τον Βόλο. Είναι διεθνής με την Εθνική Ανδρών της Κύπρου.

Ο Γιώργος Αγαπάκης υπέγραψε συμβόλαιο συνεργασίας με τον Παναιτωλικό έως τον Ιούνιο του 2026. Γεννήθηκε στις 12.11.2001 και αγωνίζονταν ως δεξιός ακραίος αμυντικός στον Αλμυρό Γαζίου.

Ο Επαμεινώνδας Παντελάκης υπέγραψε σήμερα συμβόλαιο συνεργασίας με τον Παναιτωλικό για τον επόμενο χρόνο. Ο έμπειρος αμυντικός γεννήθηκε στα Χανιά στις 10 Φεβρουαρίου 1995 και πρώτη του ομάδα ήταν ο Άρης Σούδας. Αγωνίστηκε σε Εργοτέλη, Φωστήρα, Ολυμπιακό, Κισσαμικό, Παναθηναϊκό και από το καλοκαίρι του 2019 στον ΠΑΣ Γιάννινα, από τον οποίο πρόσφατα έμεινε ελεύθερος μετρώντας 133 συμμετοχές με 8 γκολ σ’ αυτή την πενταετία.

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Σάββατο 20.07.24

Δημήτρης Μπαλωτής//Dimitris Balotis

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FK Ural exerce opção de compra e zagueiro Ítalo fica em definitivo no clube russo: “Muito feliz”

Próximo de encerrar seu empréstimo junto ao Santa Clara, de Portugal, o zagueiro Ítalo permanecerá no FK Ural, da Rússia. O clube russo exerceu a opção de compra prevista em contrato e adquiriu o brasileiro em definitivo.

“Muito feliz com essa notícia. É um sinal de que venho entregando um bom desempenho dentro de campo. Estou bem adaptado ao clube e ao país. Disputando grandes jogos e com possibilidades de vôos ainda maiores. Quero continuar escrevendo meu nome na história do FK Ural”, revelou o defensor de 22 anos.

Contratado em julho do ano passado, Ítalo esteve em campo 21 vezes pelo FK Ural, sendo 16 como titular. Na atual temporada, o FK Ural ocupa a 13ª colocação na tabela de classificação da Liga Russa, com 23 pontos conquistados, e luta por uma vaga na próxima fase da Copa da Rússia.

O time volta a campo nesta quarta-feira (17), às 11 horas (horário de Brasília), para enfrentar o Rostov, no playoff da Copa da Rússia.

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FC Ljuti Krajisnici (Saisonvorschau 2023)

Inhaltsverzeichnis Werbung

Statistik 2022/23

Tabelle ⌀ Tore pro Spiel ⌀ Gegentore pro Spiel Zuschauerschnitt Eingesetzte Spieler 3. 6,8 (1.) 3,1 (1.) 272 (2.) 21

Die Stärken

Mit 6,8 Toren pro Spiel war man 2022/23 das offensivstärkstes Team der Liga. Dazu stellte man mit nur 3,1 Gegentore gleichzeitig die defensivstärkste Mannschaft. Die Drachen aus Linz haben als Aufsteiger eine Duftmarke gesetzt und sich sofort zu einem heißen Titelanwärter entwickelt. Das inzwischen als Futsalhochburg etablierte Linz setzte auch in Sachen Zuseher neue Maßstäbe, beim ersten Linzer Derby durfte Ljuti großartige 500 Zuseher in der Halle begrüßen. Auswärts präsentierte sich das Team von Coach Elmir Omeragic sogar noch stärker, ging nur zweimal als Verlierer vom Parkett – ebenfalls Bestwert in der Liga. Insgesamt 6 Spieler scorten zweistellig, selbst Keeper Sanijel Krupic erzielte 2 Treffer.

Die Schwächen

Als der Aufsteiger bereits in Runde 1 in letzter Sekunde Rekordmeister Stella Rossa mit 1:0 in die Knie zwang, konnte man schon erahnen, dass Ljuti das Projekt Bundesliga sehr ernst nimmt. Als Sieger des oberen Play-Offs scheiterte man schlussendlich doch überraschend gegen die als Vierter gerade noch so in die Finalrunde gerutschten Wiener. Während man besonders in den „unwichtigen“ Spielen offensiv aufzeigte, wie 4 Siege im zweistelligen Bereich zeigten, konnte man schlussendlich dem Druck in den Play-Offs nicht standhalten und schied im Halbfinale aus.

Spieler im Fokus

Kenan Ramic ist Kapitän, Dreh- und Angelpunkt seiner Mannschaft. Mit 22 Toren bei 18 Einsätzen wurde er teamintern nur von Adnan Hodzic übertroffen. Dass er auch zulangen kann, beweisen seine 8 gelben und zwei gelb-roten Karten, die er in bislang 38 Bundesliga-Spielen gesammelt hat. Allerdings stellt er sich immer in den Dienst der Mannschaft, da er sowohl defensiv als auch offensiv höchsten Ansprüchen genügt. Stimmt seine Performance, dann sind die Drachen zumeist siegreich.

Insiderwissen

Obwohl die Linzer auch am Transfermarkt ordentlich zuschlagen konnten, macht man sich im Lager der Drachen bereits Gedanken über die nächsten Jahre. Hoch veranlagte Spieler nach Linz zu holen ist nicht einfach, zumal man sich noch mit Stadtrivale Diamant duellieren muss. Deshalb haben die Linzer diese Saison die Ljuti Juniors installiert, die zunächst in Freundschaftsspielen und Turnieren Erfahrungen sammeln sollen. So möchte man in Zukunft Spieler selbst ausbilden, statt sie teuer zu verpflichten.

Fazit

Ljuti hat seine Lehren aus dem verpassten Finaleinzug gezogen und mit Nermin Dzinic von Diamant sowie Nationalspieler Mirza Jatic zwei routinierte und hochveranlagte Spieler dazu geholt. Dazu wurden auch die Gebrüder Kerim und Muhamed Ramic angemeldet, die zusammen mit Kenan erstmalig in ihrer Karriere gemeinsam für Erfolge stehen sollen. Schaffen es die Linzer, dass ihnen im Endspurt dieses Mal nicht die Luft ausgeht, sind sie ernsthafter Titelanwärter. Da das Überraschungsmoment des Aufsteigers diese Saison definitiv fehlt, kann es aber auch sein, dass sich die Gegner nun besser auf die Spielweise der Linzer einstellen werden.

Vorläufiger Kader 2023/24

NEUZUGÄNGE:  Mirza Jatic (Wiener Neustadt SC), Nermin Dzinic (FC Diamant Linz), Kerim Ramic (FK Konjodor), Muhamed Ramic (FK Konjodor) ABGÄNGE: Emir Muminovic (1. FSV Wels)   Trainer: Elmir Omeragic Position Name Geburtsjahr Nat. L-spiele/T im Verein seit Letzter Verein BL-Spiele/T Tor KELJIC Seval 1997 BIH 2022 - 16 / 0 Tor KRUPIC Sanijel 1995 SLO 2021 - 18 / 2 Feld ALIC Enid 1995 BIH 2021 AFC Graz 19 / 16 Feld BASIC Denis 1993 SLO 2022 FC Diamant Linz 29 / 21 Feld DZINIC Nermin 1991 BIH 2023 FC Diamant Linz 57 / 33 Feld GAZIBARA Emin 1998 SLO 2021 FC Diamant Linz 18 / 6 Feld HODZIC Adnan 1990 BIH 2021 Vienna Walzer 21 / 25 Feld JATIC Mirza 1993 AUT 19 / 5 2023 Fortuna Wiener Neustadt 98 / 80 Feld KOLAKOVIC Enis 1998 AUT 2022 - 8 / 1 Feld MEHIC Jasmin 1993 BIH 2021 - 18 / 12 Feld ORASCANIN Muhamed 2001 AUT 2021 - 15 / 3 Feld PEZIC Saldin 1999 AUT 2021 FC Diamant Linz 28 / 15 Feld RAMIC Kenan 1995 BIH 2021 FC Diamant Linz 38 / 45 Feld RAMIC Kerim 1999 BIH 2023 FK Konjodor 0 / 0 Feld RAMIC Muhamed 2002 BIH 2023 FK Konjodor 0 / 0 Feld SALKIC Edis 1996 AUT 2021 - 16 / 14 Feld SALO Kenan 2001 AUT 2021 - 16 / 8 Feld SISIC Abdulah 1990 BIH 2022 FC Diamant Linz 28 / 10 AUT = Österreich, BIH = Bosnien & Herzegowina, SLO = Slowenien

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Erling Haaland Wiki:- Erling Haaland, who is also known as Erling Braut Haaland, is a professional Norwegian footballer who plays for Norway men’s national football team and Premier League club Manchester City Football Club as a striker. Erling is Considered one of the best players in the world, he is known for his strength, speed, and finishing. In this blog, you'll read about Erling Haaland's Wiki, Biography, Net Worth, Girlfriend, Age, Height, Education, Ethnicity, Nationality & More.

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Erling Haaland's net worth currently stands at £9 million ($12 million), per goal. Erling has an estimated net worth of $40 million.

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Erling Haaland was born in Leeds, West Yorkshire, England, United Kingdom, his date of birth is 21 July 2000, which makes him 22 years old now. Erling played at the senior level for Bryne FK (Bryne Fotballklubb) reserve and senior teams. He moved to Molde Fotballklubb in 2017 with the reserve team with whom he spent 2 seasons.

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Full Name Erling Braut Haaland Nick Name Erling Profession professional Norwegian football player Birth Date 21 July 2000 Birth Place Leeds, West Yorkshire, England, United Kingdom Age 22 years old Zodiac Sign Cancer Education Qualification Graduation Nationality Norwegian Hometown Bryne, Rogaland county, Norway Famous For His strength, speed, and finishing in Football Position Striker Current Team Manchester City Number 9

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Erling Haaland's father's name is Alfie Haaland, he was playing for Leeds United football club in the Premier League at the time. Alife is a Norwegian former Nottingham Forest, Leeds United, and Manchester City defender. Erling's mother is a former women's heptathlon athlete, and her name is Gry Marita Braut.  In 2004, at the age of 3, Erling moved to Bryne, Rogaland county, Norway, his parent's hometown in Norway.

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Q2) What is the age of Erling Haaland?

Ans) Erling Haaland was born in Leeds, West Yorkshire, England, United Kingdom, his date of birth is 21 July 2000, which makes him 22 years old now. Q3) What is the net worth of Erling Haaland? Ans) Erling Haaland's net worth currently stands at £9 million ($12 million), per goal. Erling has an estimated net worth of $40 million. Q4) What is the height of Erling Haaland? Ans) Erling Haaland stands at a height of 1.94 m. Q5) What is the ethnicity of Erling Haaland? Ans) Erling Haaland's ethnicity is white. Q6) What is the Religion of Erling Haaland? Ans) Erling Haaland's religion is Christianity. Read the full article