#** headcanons: tj.

[ace-writer-lani]

Hotel Valhalla as a reality TV show Pt.2

(Part one)

Mallory [to a camera]: Right, so sometimes, Halfborn does these...how do I describe them?

Magnus: Experiments?

Alex: Tests on the human limits of pain and misery to see what can break his mind and soul?

Mallory:

Mallory: Both work, honestly.

Mallory: Either way he's a dumbass, and this week he's decided to see how long he could go without sleep and so far he's tried to eat his own hand, convince us that we were aliens and—

Alex: And it's hilarious

-

[Day One]

Halfborn [slicing the air with his axes]: Honestly? I feel so energetic that I could kill a whole army right now!

[He throws one axe across the hallway just as TJ was stepping out of his room]

TJ: Hey-! [Gets beheaded]

Halfborn: Oops? Eh, he'll be fine!

-

[Day Two]

Halfborn: I think the less sleep I get, the stronger I become!

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[Day Three]

Magnus: You good there buddy?

Halfborn: Yes, perfectly fine. I just needed to lay down for a sec, but then I'll be back to kicking names and taking ass!

Magnus: I-that's not how—

Alex [trying not to laugh]: Shh, just let him be Maggie. If he wants to kick names and take ass, let him.

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[Day Four]

Halfborn: Is it still called cannibalism if you try to eat yourself?

Halfborn: Self-cannabalism?

Halfborn: Ingestion of thyself?

TJ [pauses in eating his breakfast]: Dude, you're gonna make me lose my appetite.

Mallory: Halfborn, take your hand out of your mouth right now or I will chop it off and feed it to the wolves.

Halfborn: So the wolves can eat me but I can't?

Mallory: I swear to Gods—

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[Day Five]

Halfborn [to Magnus]: This...this is your father

Magnus:

Magnus [Pointing to Halfborn's palm]: That's a cockroach.

Halfborn: [Gasp] Show your father some respect!

Magnus: But that's not my father.

Halfborn: What are you talking about? You look just like him!

Magnus:

Magnus [turning to Alex]: I feel like I should be insulted by that.

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[Day Six]

Halfborn: I knew it! I knew your evil plan was to disguise yourselves as humans so it would be easier for you to take over the world! Well guess what, scum? I won't let you do so that easily! Prepare to die!

TJ: For the last time, we aren't aliens.

Mallory: Who are you calling scum you motherfucker?

Magnus: And we're all kind of already dead.

Halfborn: Lies! More words of your manipulation—

Alex: Should I just kill him now and put us all out of our misery?

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[Day Seven]

Magnus: Good news, Alex didn't have to kill him—

Alex: That's bad news.

Magnus: —cause he passed out on his own yesterday. But now he's just...sleeping like a rock in the middle of the hallway.

[Halfborn's loud snores can be heard in the background]

Mallory: Idiot couldn't even make it to seven days

Magnus: But...should we move him?

TJ: Maybe I should kill him as payback for Monday—

[catihere]

TJ from MCGA is the type of guy to see the position of class president, sign up “just because”, and actually win. He’s the type of guy to be in maybe too many sport teams. In his free time he buys cheap firecrackers and lights them up in the school backyard between periods but that’s irrelevant to my point

[eddiesxangel]

Don’t get me wrong I love confident cocky Eddie who gets all the bitches BUT there is something about looser Eddie who doesn’t have a god damn clue about relationships and dating that tugs at my heart strings. Like he has to go to Steve for advice and Steve tells him to dress up so he borrows a button down shirt for your first date and he combed his hair back and shows up at your door with flowers. He is so cute but he’s still awkward and SO nervous to hold your hand. He doesn’t want to do anything wrong to make you uncomfortable or fuck it up because he likes so so bad!!!!!😭😭😭

[koiiiji]

random windbreaker headcanons

tw : no, kinda cute, x reader not included

⊹ Wooin believe in mbti types, if it says that someones mbti type doesn’t match with his, he will believe it.

⊹ Hyok ultimate stand is pokemon. he wants to be pokemon.

⊹ Harry actually dog enjoyer who prefers animals to people bc they are loud and use doping. and dogs don’t use doping. Noah always argues with him bc actually cats are cooler.

⊹ Mahon was super naive person in some ways. like it was enough to say something with straight, serious face and he will believe it.

⊹ Sangho drink water or strong alcohol like whiskey, vodka, soju or something that have degree higher than 30°. nothing else. it always either water or alcohol. and he hates cocktails. if u guy who drinks cocktails u r gay, his honest opinion, i just asked him!!

⊹ Juhwan actually have a shark. there is an app, where you can “buy” a shark and you can see its location. so Juhwan owns two sharks, their names is Bobby and Sam. he was really upset when Bobbys tracker lost and he can’t see his shark anymore :( Bobby was his favorite one

⊹ deep inside Juwon really lonely person, so partly he actually enjoys that he have Vinny’s company and at some, really rare moments actually think about him as his younger brother (then he have a call from his partners from dark business and everything goes back)

⊹ Juwon actually get tied of people really fast, so he doesn’t really have friends, only business partners like Sangho and some people like Umi, who was with him in university

⊹ TJ have tiktok playlist that contains hard brazilian phonk, the ones from epic anime edits, and he listen it in headphones and imagine himself as an anime hero

⊹ Minu was questionable about his preferences. before he met Mia he always spent biggest part of his time with boys from zephyrus and June, and he wasn’t interested in girls around him. he used to think maybe he had a crush on Vinny or June.

⊹ Aria really enjoys history classes and have best marks at this subject.

⊹ Vinny doesn’t understand concept of dating. like you just met random people and start see each other every day and then maybe marry and have kids? are you insane? you just see random person and think “oh u cool, u r my boyfriend/girlfriend now”. he genuinely think people are weird.

⊹ Shelly 100% high fashion enjoyer and maybe even wanted to be a model, but she is not tall enough, so before coming to Korea she was insecure about her height.

⊹ aside from apples Hajun enjoys cucumbers. they are like apples in vegetables world.

⊹ Kaneshiro hates iqos. same with sangho, either normal cigarettes or pipe with tobacco. no third option.

⊹ Jay Jo enjoy Gordon Ramsay shows. especially old “kitchen nightmares” where he travels across US and mock cafe owners.

[anarcoqueer1994]

Thinking a lot about TJ and Cyrus and have this little head canon that like a year into their relationship, TJ finds out that Cyrus used to have a crush on Jonah. And like obviously, he trusts Cyrus but he still is a little insecure so for like a month straight TJ keeps trying to up Jonah in anything they are doing and Cyrus has to stand by and cringe, and Jonah is just oblivious to what the hell is happening

[sergeantbarnessdoll]

Sebastian Stan characters finding out you’re pregnant » TJ Hammond

Pairings: TJ Hammond x Female Reader

Summary: TJ finds out you’re pregnant.

Warnings: Fluff, language, pet names

Written on my phone. I’m sorry for any mistakes.

Header made by @buckys-wintersoldier

GIF IS NOT MINE! Credit goes to the creators. I found it on Pinterest.

It would be a result of a drunken night you two had together. It comes as a shock to both of you. You and TJ have been best friends since high school.

You would be sitting on the bathroom floor and staring down at the positive pregnancy test in your hand. TJ would walk in, worried that you’re sick so he sits down next to you.

When TJ sees the positive pregnancy test, his eyes go wide, immediately knowing he’s the father of the baby.

You thinking he doesn’t want the baby, but he does.

After about a week of thinking about it, TJ knows he needs to step up. So he buys the most beautiful diamond ring you’ve ever seen and proposes to you and you say yes.

You and TJ started as best friends and end up being lovers.

He would hold your hair during morning sickness.

He would buy all of your favorite snacks and foods.

You demanding cuddles all the time and he happily gives them to you.

TJ listening to the cravings you came up with.

Him saying how awesome your breasts are when they get bigger.

You crying over the littlest things. For example, how cute animals are.

You and TJ work together to set up the nursery. Meaning, he puts the crib together and does the heavy lifting while you do the little things like setting up stuffed animals and folding baby blankets.

TJ wanting a call so he can nickname her his little princess. You wanting both a boy and a girl. Just as long as the baby is healthy, you two don’t mind what the gender of the baby is.

You and TJ go shopping for baby clothes immediately after finding out the gender of the baby.

You begging TJ to take you to your favorite restaurant after doctor appointments.

You two crying happy tears when the baby kicks for the first time.

Lots of cuddles.

TJ’s hands on your baby bump at all times.

You stealing his clothes when yours don’t fit like they used to, specifically his t-shirts and button up shirts.

Him saying the sweetest words to help you fall asleep.

Ice cream. Lots of ice cream.

You waking up in the middle of the night for a snack and TJ joins you. Which turns into you two snacking while watching your favorite show and falling back to asleep on the couch in each other’s arms.

TJ telling you how much he loves you and the baby.

All kinds of kisses.

Over all, TJ would be the world’s best father to his and your baby and can’t wait for him or her to be born.

[shintaru]

Windbreaker | Cuddling head canons pt.7

pt.1, pt.2, pt.3, pt.4, pt.5, pt.6, & pt.8

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yuna ~

Will lend you her shoulder if you’re sad

Loves doing subtle things for you when you’re sleeping together ( pulling the blankets over you, moving your hair out of your face, & etc) but she’ll never admit it

Likes making you feel better so if you’re in need of a hug or someone to cuddle with she’s down to be your comfort person

If anyone catches you cuddling she’s quick to push you off her and act as if nothing happened

Enjoys resting her head on top of yours Mia ~

very shy

she gets flustered when you both hold hands

loves it when she rests her head on your shoulder and you lay your head on hers

Small spoon

Likes when you both can just relax and cuddle Sung kwon ~

Alternate spoon, depends on his mood

Secretly loves when you ask him to cuddle

Likes when you initiate cuddles

Loses it when you sit on his lap & face him with your arms wrapped around each other

Will wrap his arms tightly around your waist whenever you sleep over at his place (occasionally wakes up to make sure you’re still in his arms before falling back to sleep) Junsu Lee ~

Alternate spoon

Loves rushing to you after a race and hugging you tightly and telling you all about the race even if he didn’t win

Likes when you let him hold you when he’s feeling sad

Likes hugging you from behind if he visits you during slow hours at your job

Will happily carry you on his back whenever you’re tired of walking Aria

Loves cuddling while you both try various snacks

Will come up with clever ways to get you to cuddle with her and when you don’t catch on she’ll blurt out that she’s been trying to get you to cuddle and she’ll become slightly embarrassed

Will ask Owen for advice on how to cuddle with you without having to ask you

Alternate spoon

Likes cuddling with you any chance she gets Momoko

Alternate spoon

Will cuddle with you when she’s not working with bikes

lets you fall asleep on her shoulder

Likes when you listen to her day when you cuddle

Loves laying on you and falling asleep Camilla

Small spoon

Will cuddle with you when she’s not busy managing the team

You both talk about work and how your day was in each others arms before bed

Loves when you fall asleep in each others arms

Likes laying in bed with you on her days off TJ ~

Big spoon

Will non stop talk about humming bird crew when you lay beside him

Likes giving all the details of your cuddle time to his friends

Loves when you sit on his lap or lay on his chest

gets handsy, will try to slip his hands under your clothes

Juwon Ryu ~

Big spoon

Loves wrapping his arms around you and pulling you close to him

Likes when you hug him after he comes home

Will let you sit on his lap while he works

His favorite places to rest his hands are on your stomach, hips, & thighs

Juwan ~

Alternate spoon, he is happy with just being able to cuddle with you so doesn’t care about the cuddling position

Would blush a lot

Loves when you lay on him

Likes when you initiate cuddles

Wouldn’t do anything that you’re uncomfortable with he respects your boundaries

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[lov3nnant]

my arthur parnassus and my linus baker💙

[spiritandthephantoms]

*when Alex first showed up*

Mallory: We have something very important to tell you, Magnus

Halborn: It may come as a shock to you but you need to know

Mallory: You are in love with Alex

Magnus:

Magnus: What

TJ: On the bright side she seems to love you too for whatever reason

Magnus: WHAT

[classyruinsbarbarian]

@evaiskindaweird

This ship so fucking funny I love it, I have a fanfic idea but currently I cannot write because my sibs have the computers

I have dubbed it Botsford Cheese

Headcanons:

Sally & Tim have started dating Dr Two Brains after Rhyme & Reason and when I say after, I mean it: the next day they had started dating

Tim & Sally definitely told the kids that they both have their eyes on someone before; and when they started dating they were really excited to tell the kids, but the person in question wanted it to be private even to the kids for a bit they can meet after a week. Kinda like we are seeing if this would even be compatible type thing.

When Dr two-brains comes over for the first time TJ & Becky flipped out. Becky was telling her parents why HIM? and basically scolds them (she got scolded for that later) and TJ was like my parents are dating the number 1 supervillain!?

Dr two-brains would definitely flirt with Sally during trials which others brushes off for them just doing his own thing because he does it a lot. Sally would probably not react because first, it's private and people would get really confused if she started responding and second, she is in the middle of a trial she has to stay professional.

Bob will be really and I mean really confused and a bit terrified because now squeak will find out their identities quickly (squeak has not... yet)

Dr would sing & dance with them a lot, though two-brains realized that he had not sung or danced in a while so Sally & Tim sweeps the floor with them.

That is all I have for these idiots!! :>

[bugwolfsstuff]

I really wish the other mcga characters got more powers (and also Mango's talking to animals power was used more than once)

Like TJ cant deny a challenge...that sounds more like a curse tbh but is there anything else?

Mallory...is very good with knives and is angy

Samirah and Alex can shapeshift. Thats it.

[thesecretingredientislove]

Why is he so (I guess unintentionally) AuDHD coded?

[notthiscoolkid]

My green creek headcanon

So the idea comes from TRYING brushing my sweet little dog (pics of him are at end). And he was literally eating me and doing everything to not get brushed.

My headcanon is Gordo siting on floor with brush for dogs in his hand and screaming at Mark (in wolf form) " I need to brush you! You look fucking homless!" And Mark showing his teethes and trying to bite him. Ofc Gordo would win saying "no sex for month"

On the other hand,Joe would love being brushed by the Ox.

(He is big as fuck and sometimes I feel like I have a wolf in my house)

[eddiesxangel]

Eddie would rock this crop top

[koiiiji]

0% condemnation 100% understanding TJ… 0% condemnation…

(im married) (to sangho)

[lookinglass-fic]

BROTHERSONG (GREEN CREEK) SPOILERS

Am I the only one who wants a Tanner and Chris story? 🥹 I genuinely want to know everything about them. I want to know more about their aro/ace relationship, their bond, their love for one another. I feel like there's never gonna be anyone else for either of them. And plus, at the end of the book, it says they move in together, which is so sweet.

I know for sure, as an ace person, that it's totally possible to be in love with someone in a way that isn't at all sexual. You can fall in love with someone for their heart, their humor, the way they make you feel. And I would love to explore that with Chris and Tanner. Maybe in a fanfic someday.