fckksage

[fckksage]

Oh, I gotcha.. How do I do that?

Oh, it means the yolk is cooked. Like uh, on point? 

[fckksage]

I'm Sage, nice to meet you too.

Careful though, sitting on a plate of eggs and  grits with no pants is no picnic, let me tell you. I’m Griffin, it’s nice to meet you!

[fckksage]

I'm sure someone around here could give you lessons.

Oh no! I feel awful if you got hurt again while trying to teach me.

[fckksage]

You're not alone there.

Glad I’m not the only who cooks in her underwear. Yes please!

[fckksage]

I don't know much about eggs but uh.. Yeah.

Sunny side up, over hard? 

[fckksage]

What happened last night? Thanks love. Hey, no problem at all, I don't mind.

Yes please, food and a friendly face are just what I need after that shitfest of a conversation with Fred last night. Cute little outfit you’re rocking, by the way. Sorry for the lack of outfit on my part, I don’t do clothes in the morning unless I’m training or working out.

[fckksage]

Sounds good to me.

I’m willing to buy the drinks if any of y’all wanna come out for some. Literally free drinks and my company, nothing sounds better than that.

[fckksage]

What kind of game?

Wanna play a game?

[fckksage]

Exhausting? I don't think it is.

Forgot how fucking exhausting this place was.

[fckksage]

Its the best feeling in the universe.

Pretty sure the best feeling in the world is when you haven’t had a chance to eat all day and you finally get to. I think I could eat a horse right about now, or maybe even an elephant.

[fckksage]

Well that's um.. Scary.

The paranoid lady who comes to the bar a lot asked if my freckles were there to keep track of all my visits with Satan…. And I just said ”No, they are there to keep track of all the batshit insane ladies like you that me and my boyfriend, Satan, stab in the face each Saturday night.” You should have seen her face, it was priceless.

[fckksage]

Knowing me, I'd never know my way around a city like that.

I miss New York, simply because I didn’t get lost…anymore.

[fckksage]

[fckksage]

You can't? I'd teach you but I fell off a bike once and broke my arm, I might not be the best teacher.

So I can’t ride a bike  I feel like that is a skill I need to have around here. 

[fckksage]

You alright? I can get you a glass of whisky but you might just want to talk it out instead.

Never give your whole heart to someone no matter how much you love them because al— fuck, I need another glass of whisky. 

[fckksage]

Do you need anything? Like, water? Or Aspirin?

I think I may have had a few drinks too many.

[fckksage]

I like your camera, mind if I take a photo of you?

So I said I was never gonna be the girl who took pictures of every single thing….

But I think I definitely am. Crap.