#* luke : ask memes.

[lemonandlime22]

Part 11~

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[incarnadin3]

Obey me quotes from an incorrect quote generator pt.1

MC: We all have our demons. MC, grabbing Belphegor: This one’s mine.

Belphegor: You look good in that hoodie. MC: You know where else I'd look good? Belphegor, zero hesitation: My bed. MC, at the same time: By your side- wait, what?

Asmodeous: Hey, wanna take a shower with me? MC: I have a gun in that nightstand beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and shot me because I’ve obviously gone crazy.

Asmodeous: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this… MC: pulls out card from deck Now, was this your card? Asmodeous: Holy moly-

Lucifer: We should get you to a doctor for a check up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn’t anyone around to help you? What if it’s congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you? MC: …You realize any other person that made their partner pass out on bed would simply feel really proud of themselves, right?

Lucifer: Know why I called you in here? Asmodeous: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic. Lucifer: Stops pouring two glasses of wine. Accidentally?

Satan: I committed all 7 deadly sins in 30 minutes. Lucifer: Wow, I've gotta hear this. Satan: I was angry and envious of my neighbor so I lazily seduced his wife and ate all his groceries and didn't share. Lucifer: You forgot pride. Satan: No, I'm pretty proud of this.

MC: My dad died when I was little so whenever someone jokes about fucking my mom I’ll pretend to be really sincere and say some shit like “Glad to see she’s moving on, my dad’s death hit her pretty hard.” Then watch them absolutely fumble trying to figure out a response to that statement. MC: Update, she got a new partner I can no longer make the joke.

Asmodeous: What’s your body count? Belphegor: Do you mean sex or murder?

Lucifer: This bloodline ends with me. Asmodeous: That's the fanciest way I've ever heard someone say "I'm gay".

Satan: I am the left brain, I am the left brain. "I work really hard until my inevitable death" brain. You've got a job to do, you better do it right and the right way is with the left brain's might. Lucifer: I LIKE OREOS AND PUSSY-

Beelzebub: Isn’t it weird that we can’t ride any other animal except horses. Like if horses weren’t a thing, humans would be fucked cause we couldn’t ride any other animals. Like riding animals wouldn’t really be a thing. We should probably be more grateful to horses. Solomon: Elephants. Beelzebub: Blocked. Asmodeous : Camels. Beelzebub: Extra blocked. Diavolo: Donkeys. Beelzebub: Ultra blocked. MC: That dick. Beelzebub: …Followed.

[amandamadeathing]

Happy anniversary to Star Wars! (And coincidentally Return of the Jedi).

This Barbie Movie image reminds me of what happened back on the Millennium Falcon. I think I'll draw them like this.

[i-may-be-an-emu]

saw your "luke playing dogs" post, and may i add: the small blond dog from "Too Big To Be A Jockey" ?

(signed a silly tumblr lurker)

you’re so right!! 😂

(3rd picture from a live show, not mine. Luke was a dog.)

[girlypopjazzy]

I am sooo bored rn so if ya’ll would please send Lukethan/Luke/Ethan/Pjo/Pjo headcannons/epic the musical/heathers to my ask box I would apreciate it so much :D

[tanoraqui]

trick or treat!

Really truly nothing in Star Wars delights me so much as the fact that Luke inherited Padmé's more diplomatic nature - though passionate in the face of injustice and unflinching from any righteous fight or insult to their friends! - while Leia inherited Anakin's rage and vengeance, selfishness and selflessness and daring. I think this needs to be background radiation in every characterization of the twins ever.

[sunshinechildskywalker]

Star Wars Ask Game!

20 questions about our favorite galaxy far, far away!

Who do you think is the most controversial character? Why, and what is your opinion of them?

What is your most unpopular opinion about Star Wars?

What is your favorite fandom pocket on social media? (e.g. Tumblr, Reddit, Instagram, etc?)

Where would you live were you in-universe?

What kind of fics do you prefer to read?

What is your favorite Star Wars arc/story element?

Do you have a Star Wars playlist? If so, feel free to link it!

What is your favorite Star Wars meme?

What is your all-time favorite piece of content? Could be movie, book, comic, etc.

Where do you get your Star Wars merch? What do you have?

What character do you relate to the most? In what ways?

Who is your comfort character? Why?

What is your hot take on the sequel trilogy?

What parts of the fandom do you enjoy? What parts don't you enjoy?

Who is one Star Wars blog you are hoping will follow you?

What made you fall in love with Star Wars?

Have you ever been to opening night for a Star Wars film? Which one, and what was it like?

Do you write fanfic for Star Wars? If so, what do you write about?Feel free to link your AO3/FFN!

What is your favorite spin-off series/movie? Why?

Did Han shoot first?

[alpineshift]

jack searches up “hischier and hughes on ice moments” one day and the first video is just luke and nico yapping away lol.

he’s so happy nico gets along with his baby brother but its ON luke, count your days

at first he thinks it's a fluke. it's a recent clip from a recent game, so maybe that's why he's seeing it first. and it's nice seeing Luke and Nico in-game from that angle, and it's kind of hilarious to watch them whispering away behind their gloves.

but then the algorithm kicks in. and suddenly, his whole feed is just videos and posts and photos of Luke and Nico. 43 and 13. his kid brother and his captain boyfriend yapping and yapping away. meanwhile Jack knows the two of them had more ice time together than Luke did with Nico. they've got better cellies together than whatever weird side-hug situation Luke's got going on. and hello! he was the first Hughes on the Devils, why is Luke's video's getting pushed into his recommended?!

and now because they're always using each other's wifi Nico is getting the video recs too and he's always eagerly showing Jack.

Nico: Look at this picture of me and Luke about to jump mid-air and hug after that goal! Isn't it amazing?

Jack, grinding his teeth, about to crack his phone with the sheer force of his grip: That's really really nice babe.

[kolbietheaggrievedwriter]

luke is losing so hard for someone who was the main protagonist, therefore i'm electing "do you have a picture?" with ian because no one else is playing wingman for him!

Could be canon ;)

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"Do you have a picture?" Luke smiles at him hopefully and nudges him gently with an elbow, like some big dog knocking against his hand for a treat. He hates how endearing it is.

Ian holds out for as long as he can, but he eventually breaks, as he always does. He's never been able to truly say no to Luke. He hasn't suddenly inexplicably gained the strength to do so now.

He sighs and pulls out his phone. He quickly finds his mom's profile on Scrapbook, which is privy only to friends and family by necessity, scrolls until he finds the album dedicated to him alone, and then opens the picture in question. 

Luke had watched the entire process from over his shoulder, and he makes a soft, awed sound as he gets a good look. "You're so cute!" He declares in a hushed, reverent voice, like he's appreciating a timeless work of art in the museum and not an old, kind of blurry photo of six year old Ian in a suit and tie. "You look so serious! It's adorable."

Ian can admit he was a cute kid, but all kids are cute. He doesn't think it's as novel as Luke is making it seem. "That's the only time I've ever worn a suit," he says again instead of addressing the compliments.

"Have you never been to a wedding? Or a funeral? Some kind of fancy party?" Luke asks. "My mom stuffs me in formal clothes any chance she can get, even now that I'm an adult."

Ian snorts. "Mine knows better." Formal clothes are too restrictive. He can't help balking at anything that restrains him more than he already is. Besides, he gets into far too many fights to risk wearing anything expensive. 

And anyway, his mom never forces him to go to her work galas or especially public events because she knows it makes him uncomfortable. Ian draws attention wherever he goes, both good and bad. He went to a wedding once as a teenager and ended up breaking up no less than five couples, including the bride and groom, and that led to a massive brawl during the reception. He hasn't gone to one since.

Luke looks like he wants to ask why, but he knows by now that Ian won't reveal any more than he has already. "Do you think your mom would accept my friend request?" He asks instead.

Ian locks his phone, dimming the screen to prevent Luke from trying to memorize his mom's username. "No."

Luke pouts at him, but he holds firm. He's never introduced his family to any of his friends or little brothers, and he's not about to start now. He draws a hard line between those aspects of his life.

"Let's go," he says, beginning to walk away. Luke falls into step beside him like he knew he would. "You promised me lunch."

Distracted from his sulking, Luke brightens like a little sunflower. "I didn't forget! I found a place I think you're really gonna like! It's not too much farther." He grabs Ian's wrist and walks even faster, tugging him along like a puppy on a leash as he ostensibly leads the way, and doesn't let go.

Ian looks down at his hand and then up at Luke's red ears. He feels a burst of fondness, then, sudden and undeniable, and doesn't pull away.

[actualbird]

idk how many "no worries" i got left in me - luke pearce

[wiz-witch]

📓

I don't quite have a full plot formed or anything, but I have been thinking a lot about the potential of Luke and Randall's interactions post Miracle Mask, as anyone who's talked to me on Discord can attest to

I just think it could be hilarious. After all, I have the feeling Randall doesn't have much experience with kids in the first place, and then we add in the whole... Situation of what Randall did to Luke in the Reunion Inn, so it's even harder for him to know what to do with this kid in particular, but he also wants to get along with Luke since he and Hershel are rebuilding their friendship after this nearly two-decade gap, and obviously Luke tends to be attached to Hershel's side...

(Meanwhile, while Randall is stressing over all this, Luke is already fairly comfortable around the guy--he knows Descole is manipulative, especially if you're already in a tough spot, and besides, the professor trusts Randall, and Luke trusts the professor--but he is absolutely doing nothing to make it easier)

I also am way too attached to this exchange for Randall being left alone with Luke: "I can't be left alone with a child! I know nothing about children!" "Honestly between the two of you, I think you're the more childlike one"

And then Randall learns Luke likes puzzles, so they get along swimmingly, though I also have a mental image of Luke saying "Don't patronize me" to Randall at some point in the most deadpan voice`

[mids-stupid-shit]

He finally got the cover for the new Street Fighter, guys! After 13 years he finally got it!

[sunnyskies281]

Colias Palaeno

Colias Palaeno is older than Luke Atmey

Colias is first introduced in Turnabout Ablaze at age 37. Luke Atmey is first introduced in TST at age 34. By the time Turnabout Ablaze happens, Atmey is 34-35 years old.

Colias Palaeno is 2-3 years older than Luke Atmey

[gothluke]

lashton barbie supremacy

[tennessoui]

luke tugging on obi-wan's beard!!!!! my skin is cleared, my plants are watered, there's a rainbow shining <33

guilty of putting that scene in the ficlet because a) even mean evil sith obi-wan would let the twins pull on his beard, and b) I forgot to put that “master Skywalker” had a red beard anywhere else in the previous bit and it was important for everyone but the Jedi characters to know that this was not master Skywalker

[genetello]