#* insert thirsty meme*

[olive-pup]

I've been told thirst traps are a good way to get more followers on the internet. I hope I'm doing this right

[bifairywife]

guess who dipped back real quick in lore olympus:

[x22bby]

Who’s your favorite sim so far? Is skin making hard I want to get into it ): but idk

Honestly yes and no I have learned so much from friends in my community so thank you everyone ❤️ I’m thankful I didn’t let my shyness hold me back from asking questions. I want to help anyone else who has questions too the best I can.

I tend to spend days or weeks on a single skin till I get what I was just looking for. But honestly have fun with it ! It’s amazing what we can create in this game.

Oh I’m sure everyone knows who that is 👀🫶

Dilan Sage Kaiser 🖤🥀

She’s the first sim I made when I learned how to make skins, she’s come a longgggg way.

(In game unedited shot from upcoming photos of her)

[fictionalmenmistress]

Understaffed and underfunded. I am now hiring the love of my life to fill this role and vacancy inside of me and outside of me, and make me whole. Complete my staff. With his staff. By filling me.

Only seeking the love of my life. Must be the love of my life, basic requirements include being tall (5'11" / 180 cm at least, or ABOVE), must be devout and madly in love like Gomez Addams, must desire to be a house husband and daddy eventually, and crave to be a supportive stay at home husband. Must be a dominant submissive & switch, leaning submissive. Must have dark straight hair, piercings, have a handsome thin face, and big dominant nose. Must have yellow/hazel/honey, or green eyes. Must have LONG sculpted hands, and feet, with symmetrical toes and fingers. Must be lean muscular, or swimmer build, or slender. Must have very sensitive and reactive testicles. Must have a naturally hairless back, and dark evident happy trail. Must be a sweetheart who others find intimidating. Required to have soft eyes, with a serious look, and intense furrowed brows. Must be cunty and sassy, and a drama king. Must be really serious, and a genius, and get stressed. Must have strong morality. Must be morally grey in the best way. Must be my soulmate. Must have a seven inch dick. Must be a slightly thicker than average girth, circumsized, sensitive and reactive, whine and vocal in bed, loyal, committed, and clean. Must love cleanliness and be extremely hygenic and good smelling. Must have straight or mostly straight, white teeth. Tattoos are optional. Must be stronger than he looks, and have a surprising strength. Must be brave and act fearless. Must be aged between 24-34. Contact for serious inquiries only.

By filling this position, we will now be a fully established and operating facility, at best capacity and potential.

[narcissistcookbook]

alright, it's holiday tradition time: get in my asks for lore, life advice, and memes

faq:

will Art Is For Amateurs from Jam Mechanics get a full release? maybe but there aren't any immediate plans

will any of the songs from Jam Mechanics be put on streaming services? also maybe and also there aren't any immediate plans

when will the 8 minute version of courtney be on streaming services? soon, there are plans

will you release your albums on vinyl? i don't have any plans to release my albums on vinyl, but I do have some vinyl coming out in 2024 you thirsty gremlins

when is your next album coming out? when it's finished. do not get hyped. hype is the joy killer.

are you touring in [country]? i don't have any tour dates to announce, but when i do i'll make the biggest deal about it

is [insert line/song/album/career] a homestuck reference? yes

[across-every-universe]

ik I’m past the hype train for selfship poll memes but…

vibe check: choose a mildly to moderately unfortunate selfshipping thing that I may or may not have done before

[finniestoncrane]

insert the "dO YOU EAT PUSSY LIKE THAT??" meme

i like the dedication here though. i mean he could phone it in because with no nose he can get pressed flat like a suction cup to that thang

but he's still going straight at it with the tongue. thank you fallout showrunners for asking walton goggins to greedily slurp something up like a thirsty slut 💚

[kamiversee]

both of my lips screamed the moment utahime was mentioned

Utahime my love my joy my pride my soul my one and only MY WIFE👅👅

And gojo in this chapter was so yummy chat I dropped to my knees in the middle of my room PLLLSSSSS WHY DOESNT TUMBLR LET ME ADD ANY IMAGES😖 the SpongeBob licking meme was me guys

Im so

Thirsty

For gojo chat imma cry I NEED HIM SO BAD *insert aggressive licking *

Chat. Gojo is making me go feral I repeat GOJO IS MAKING ME GO FERALLL 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤯🤯🤯😨

GOJO PLEASE IM RIGHT HERE PLEASE CHOOSE ME PLEASE 😖😫😖😩😭😭😭😭👅👅👅🫦🫦🫦🫦

im growling in the middle of my room like a damn dog. 🐕

please gojo one chance

fry my lips on a pan and eat them pleaze 😭🫦

-🍦

HELP MEE, I’ve always loved my bby Utahime. She’s so cute and UGSHIWHWOA

& if you liked Gojo in tht chapter, ur gonna LOVE him in the next few :P

[pybun]

Your dynamo art give me life

Insert the thank you I was thirsty meme here lol

dynamo is love

dynamo is life

[bellmo15-blog]

Naga Mikaela's Trade Offer

And here we have some more old art from ol Ammer done for me. This time the very first sketch drawing from him. And just like how the Fully Detailed pic of that month was of my sona, this one was of another one of my main OC's, Mikaela (Naga AU version!) Insert you George Lucas meme about poetry here. I mean it's still technically May 4th somewhere in the world so it'd fit.

Do you remember that trade offer meme from a few years ago? You know, the meme of that guy in the fancy business suit making a trade offer which lead to a bunch of memes and edits online? I do. I thought it could be fun to get a pic of a hypnotic serpent doing that. And honestly I could end this description right here if I wanted to because just me saying that under this pic speaks for itself! Naga Mikaela doing the trade offer meme. Sadly for like I bet a majority of you people reading this it's an exclusive trade offer and one I doubt Naga Mikaela would make to most of you.

Naga Mikaela: I don't know, with the way some people are actually thirsty for both me and my human counterpart despite the fact that you've gone out of your way to let them know her and I are canonically lesbians they would probaply be wanting me to make this offer to them anyway. And then kiss them lovingly on the cheeks. Because of course they would.

Hey it could be worse. At least they aren't forcing themselves onto you like some clingy stalker who can't take the hint your not interested in them.

NM: .........

... Some clingy stalker who can't take the hint your not interested in them has tried forcing themselves onto you back in your own universe, haven't they?

NM: Yep. Thankfully, one of the many benifits of having hypnosis is that it's an easy solution to any problem. Speaking off *eyes start glowing a hypnotic colour* Aren't you in the middle of binge watching Invincible right now? Why not go continue that ssshow your clearly enjoying?

... @.@ Yes mistress......

NM: Now that he's gone, yeah looking back this is a pretty amusing pic. And I must say, I love how I was drawn in this one. Little wonder Bellmo is supporting this guy on Ko-Fi. Say, do you think Ameer would notice if I took over this account and asked him to draw nothing but me while pretending I'm Bellmo? After all, he did such a good job on this pic, why stop at him drawing me only once, heh heh heh. Say, how would you all like to make a trade offer right now? I receive: a watcher to admire the stuff I get of myself... And maybe some other characters two. You receive: More commissioned drawings requested by me! NOT BellmoTheGreat, ME! Oh if only I could hypnotise you all though text.

NM: Artist is AmmerAshourDraws.

[verlaines-corner-archive]

How old do you think Ivan and Pushkin from bsd are?

Also, did you ever unconsciously „brainwash/manipulate“ yourself into being thirsty for characters you don’t even find attractive one bit? Like, you find them uninteresting, unattractive or even repulsive, but the more you think about them, maybe read some smut etc. you suddenly think to yourself „haha what if that dude railed me?…gross, right?…right?!“ *insert Anakin and Padme meme*

(Phhh, no, this is definitely not about Pushkin and Ivan…and like 5 other fictional characters that I started thirsting for only because of that „self-brainwashing“…)

~🌸anon <3

Hello dear 🌸anon!

That's a good question, I haven't really thought about Ivans' age as a thing, however with Pushkin I would wager him to be roughly around 35? Middle aged definitely [or his lifestyle has just physically aged him ten fold LMAO]

Honestly, Ivan is probably around the same age, 30-35, youngest of 28.

And no anon I can't say I do! :0 I do like "unattractive" characters, i.e Pushkin and Grima, but I can't recall anytime I've brainwashed myself to like them [then again I am very picky with what characters I consume content for].

[nonbayanary]

HIRUSENA fics I'd write (if I had the time, mental capacity, and energy):

God of Arepo AU (ft. minor god!Sena and farmer!Hiruma)

Lesbian Monsterfucker AU (ft. eldritch horror!Sena and monsterfucker!Hiruma)

a 5+1 love language fic

Raven Cycle AU (ft. ghost!Sena and dreamer!Hiruma)

The Foxhole Court AU

ROTTMNT Tcest AU but instead of turtles, they're demons (antis, don't @ me, pls & ty)

Sleep Paralysis Demon AU (ft. demon!Hiruma and tired office worker Sena)

Scum Villain's Self-Saving System AU

Heaven Official's Blessing AU

Lord Seventh AU (ft. reincarnated!Hiruma and shamanet!Sena)

DILF Sena x thirsty college student Hiruma

Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation AU (ft. resentful ghost Sena and demonic cultivator Hiruma)

Liu Yao: Revitalization of The Fuyao Sect AU (ft. Lord Beiming!Hiruma and Sena as the shifu of a dying sect)

Fullmetal Alchemist AU (ft. state alchemist Hiruma and homunculus!Sena)

Naruto-verse AU (ft. sensei!Sena and his thirsty-ass student Hiruma)

AU based on the famous Naruto fic: "backslide." (ft. time traveller Sena and sensei!Hiruma)

Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint AU (ft. regressor!Sena and reader!Hiruma)

Lovely Writer AU (ft. yaoi writer Sena and actor!Hiruma)

Buzzfeed Unsolved AU (ft. eldritch horror Sena and ghost hunter Hiruma)

Youtuber Hiruma AU where he's a farmer (like Liziqi) and Sena's his cameraman

Hercules AU

Chocolate Factory AU (ft. Hiruma as Willy Wonka, and Sena as a candystore salesman)

Descendants AU

Purrfect Tale AU (ft. cat shapeshifter Hiruma & Sena who adopted this "cat")

Genshin Impact AU

A fic based on songs of the band Twenty One Pilots. SUMMARY: "Dark HiruSena, complete with homoerotic devotion and homicide. Wherein Sena has knives, Hiruma has guns, and Musashi & Kurita dispose of the bodies. Bonus: Everyone’s sick of their lovey-dovey shit. Featuring memes, vines, shitposts, Sena’s descent into darkness, and of course: Twenty One Pilots.

Kitsune!Hiruma AU

Podcaster!Sena AU & his listener Hiruma

Thirst Trap Tiktok AU: aka where Hiruma, the Evil Mastermind of Thirst Traps, gets thirst trapped himself! Hiruma is a Sena SIMP!!!

a 21+1 fic of emotionally constipated Hiruma. SUMMARY: “I wanna be your slave,” Hiruma mutters under his breath. Sena gawks. “Wh... What?” Oh, fuck. Hiruma panics. “I said you need a shave, fucking chibi!” [Or, the 21 times Hiruma was too emotionally constipated to show affection, and the one time he finally got his shit together.]

AU where they both have ADHD

AU where they both have autism

Welcome to Night Vale AU

Sena as Hiruma's Godfather AU, but they're only a few years apart

Gamer AU

Time traveller BAMF!Sena

Sexy Communion AU (ft. priest!Sena and Hiruma, the devil deity he worships)

God!Sena AU

Fallen God Hiruma AU

Vampire! Sena AU

AU where Sena accidentally summons the demon Hiruma

insert the "look at all those chickens" meme, except it's: look at all the ideas i haven't written into fics yet!

What's the fic you would write if you had the energy for it? Ambitious, complex, novel-length—the fanfic you'd make if you could.

[txxxciii]

Welcome to pride month Mortal Kombat headcanons part 2!! I'll leave the link to the first part in the end of this post.

If you thought I'd go in a chronological order, like how I started with MK9 and should do MKX, but no. I'm just doing it in a completely random order. When will I stop? Who knows. :)

Amyways

MORTAL KOMBAT (2021) LGBT HEADCANONS

(Note: any characters I don't include I most likely consider cis straight. Another heads-up, I didn't feel like screenshoting the characters, so I'll instead use fanmade icons, but since I don't want to accidentally be disrespectful, I won't add in any flags. Also, for certain reasons, Cole and his family are entirely absent)

[ICON BY instewv (deactivated)]

BI-HAN (HE/HIM) — HOMOSEXUAL

Man is legit so thirsty he fucking killed his crush's family /j

In all honesty, as much as I love bireena and think they're destined to be together (but every time something's wrong), I cannot comprehend the thought of 2021!Bi-han unironically liking women. Something about that fight with Hanzo just felt intimate, y'know... (if you ignore the awful camera work). Alas, he's the type of a gay person you wouldn't respect, and shouldn't, in fact.

[ICON BY instewv (deactivated)]

SONYA BLADE (SHE/HER) — AROMANTIC ASEXUAL

2021!Sonya is sooo me fr fr. Like, the attitude? The humor? The fact that she lives somewhere in a dirt hole? The nerdy fixation?? Slay though, queen.

With everything said and checked, it's only natural that I will project my own identity into her. I feel like during her more youthful days she'd try to find some kind of a crush or a partner so she can relate to her peers, but each time it felt like a waste of space and energy. It's only when got into Special Forces that she completely gave up.

She respects people who share her mindset, or those who simply don't have the charm. She cannot stand, however, if someone insists on "fixing her" with a saying "I'm not like the other guys you've been with!". Those types of guys wake up in a dumpsite with their faces covered in bruises.

[ICON BY instewv (deactivated)]

KUNG LAO (HE/HIM) — HOMOSEXUAL

Every iteration of Kung Lao is gay in my headcanons. The way it's presented is different.

Kung Lao, as a monk, cannot commit himself to marrying someone, therefore, falling in love is also off the list. The difficulties in maintaining a cold-hearted demeanor began when he was assigned as a temporary supervisor to Liu Kang and his heart began to melt (side note: THEY'RE NOT COUSINS! IT'S A MISTRANSLATION! THE WORD LIU USES ROUGHLY MEANS "A STUDENT SENIOR"! READ JOHN TOBIAS' TWEETS WHERE HE DISPROVES THIS MISCONCEPTION! ALSO LIU LITERALLY SAID HE'S AN ORPHAN HOW THE FUCK WOULD HE HAVE A COUSIN? THINK, MK FANDOM, THINK! sorry I'm just so sick of seeing this same statement over and over again. back to hc ^^☆). Lao knew he felt something for Liu, but was it simple friendly love, or more? He couldn't tell, as he didn't have anyone close prior to Liu Kang. Sometimes, his anxiousness becomes so intense he isolates himself, but not for long until Liu brings him down to ground.

[ICON BY instewv (deactivated)]

LIU KANG (HE/THEY) — DEMISEXUAL, DEMIBOY

I'd imagine it's hard to get to know Liu Kang on a meaningful level, not because he's avoidant, but because 99% of the time you wouldn't know what the fuck is bro thinking about (only Kung Lao could decipher the code, and he doesn't share). Liu, in general, is pretty apathetic towards people, but once he likes you, he'll let you know. Whether it's regular private talks, sharing what's his or, hell, even saying "I like you" straightforwardly.

Don't ask why he's a demiboy though. It fits the vibes ok!!

(Insert meme: "Demiboy is a spectrum", on one end - 2021!Liu Kang, on the other - 2011!Baraka)

[ICON BY evaporated-milf]

KANO (HE/HIM) — PANSEXUAL

"For you, I don't have any standards" should speak for itself.

He's that one guy who'd fantasize about being in a str/p club with all those present in the room with him right now. But then he doesn't actually do anything romantic or sexual, he just bashes someone's head against the wall.

(Bro really meant it when he suggested Liu and Lao s/ck him off in that dinner scene /j/j/j)

[ICON BY evaporated-milf]

MILEENA (SHE/HER) — BISEXUAL

Mileena is bi and it's canon, though I feel like 2021!Mileena would be masc-leaning. Doesn't mean she can't feel attracted to ladies (like girl you know you didn't need to lay on top of Sonya like that right?), but with how she's basically surrounded by men, it's obvious she'll notice her attraction with them easier.

[ICON BY evaporated-milf]

KABAL (HE/HIM) — HOMOROMANTIC ASEXUAL

Listen, at first I headcanoned 2021!Kabal as aroace since it just made sense in my eyes. But then I watched the Behind the scenes video where they said that Kabal carries Stryker's badge, "his fallen partner", and I'm like "Okay man, weird way of coming out but congrats". That's when I thought I should just make him homoace as a way of satisfying both the demon and the angel on my shoulders.

———

I didn't bother to include Raiden (genderfluid aroace) and Shang Tsung (genderfluid) since the reasoning would be the same.

This was way more fun to write as MK2021 is my niche interest that I unironically love despite knowing it's absolute trash ^^)

Anyways byeee and happy pride month!

Part 1 (Mortal Kombat 9)

[tewwor-moving]

🎰 fuck it we ball

muse sampling & plots (accepting) ! please specify a at least 1 category listed on my muse roster ( the marked, harborview, hanuel's inn, supernatural, crime, mythology, misc. / testing, fantasy ) — not restricted to just romantic connections.

keon & ilseul — opposite... demeanors....... ilseul literally does not care about anything other than his own very lazy agenda. loves to sit in silence. will not acknowledge the other person in the room unless it directly impacts him ( and his inevitable napping ). has a funny way of getting under people's skin because of how laid back and unbothered he is? there won't be a reaction from him. negging never works. but sometimes... he returns the favor in an instance where it's least expected, but like.. gently. and teasingly, if that makes sense??? ( this is mostly vibes off of personality and not.. y'know.... actual setting and meat of a plot, i know, but he's one of those muses where i can stick anywhere into anything and he'll deal with it accordingly. )

riposte & litho — ........ nerds. I MEAN, knowledge thirsty... nerds. jkjkjkjk, sort of. hey, look, litho's filled to the fucking brim with weird tidbits of knowledge and he has connections. maybe he'll help... if he can be convinced. we both know what that can be like.

rusa & ricochet — ... wtf do i say to this? opposites again???????? but maybe... MAYBE some of that kindness will rub off on him??? finally??????? like, i need him to crack away at the 891635918365 walls he encased himself with. maybe think / do something outside of hunting and training. god forbid he relaxes ( he's forgotten how to and i'm begging for someone to teach him ).

layla & ari — `insert spiderman meme here` they're so.... similar????? with the way they view romance and seduction, i mean. ari feels a bunch of everything ( mostly boredom ) and is a big advocate of spurring on chaos. maybe.. a fling? someone layla wormed her way into, thinking that ari would be devastated when she pulls that disappearing act? they won't be, though. just a touch sad in the way that their new fixation and cure to boredom is gone. they'll find another to entertain and be entertained with. but honestly? no hard feelings. if anything. they'd appreciate her prowess.

mister sir adeo & seojun — .... i'm look at the 4th, 5th, and 6th wall. there's NO WAY this isn't the stars aligning???? well. he's here for a lil' chit-chat. a lil' chinwag. y'know, with his guard dogs ari and ilseul OIHEGWOIAHWGH. i kind of want this to go organically???? both of them have silver tongues and god knows what agenda. how many times will they dance around each other before someone makes the first move?

[kissingarthurclaus]

👀👀👀!!!

I BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE!! THANKS SO MUCH WREN

First of all I've been waiting to talk about this SAUCY LITTLE ROBE of his 0//0 it's just so nice, it looks really comfy and the way his collar is unbuttoned exposing his handsome neck and the undershirt he's got on making me feel like a 17th century man YOUR COLLARBONE SIR?? not to mention slightly disheveled Norman again <333

NOT TO MENTION how Willem is SO GOOD at portraying the subtle differences in expression depending on who's talking, Norman or Goblin?? Like, he switches between them back and forth seamlessly and it's so amazing, you really feel like there's a conversation happening??

AND THIS SMILE, THIS DEVILISH SMILE, HIS TEETH, EVERYTHING ABOUT IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I'M INSANE LIKE I NEED TO RUN DIRECTLY INTO TRAFFIC

[cherubsoda]

even i hated drawing this

we’re just 2 homies kissin doe