#* if it makes you feel better

[archerdepartures116]

omg congrats archer for almost finishing ur finals 😭 meanwhile im studying so bad for them 😭🙏🙏

anyways, speaking of finals how would mass transmigration peak lords act during finals/what would they score ?

(asking this to make myself feel better if i get a 69 on my math final) (just oooone point off from passing 😍)

thank youuu my last final is on the 19th which thank the lords this semester is over

anyways ohhh i love this question haha

sy- during finals, he would bury himself in the books for a lack of something better to do (based on assumption that he was ill and stuff from canon..)

sqh- finals would have him try various study methods like the pomodoro but just end up just rereading his notes over and over

qqq- to prepare herself for finals season, she would turn her studying space into an aesthetic to make her feel better about being stuck in the books (it worked tho so)

yqy- that guy who was studying any chance he got and went to cram school probably, so when finals rolled around he knew what he was doing and wasn't all that worried

mqf- studies like kay chung, would drink a concoction of redbull, 5 hour energy drinks and expresso shots like it owes him something whilst pulling hella all nighters

wqw- doesn't remember the early days (he was a party soul anyways)

lqg- despises studying with all his soul and heart would rather eat glass than sit at a desk so he would do random shit until he couldn't put it off anymore and locked in

[profoundmakerdreamerss-blog]

Tomarry AU

Where Tom wakes up in a world as a canon fodder, no named villain who is fated to die a horrible death in the hands of the hero. He is that one villain that is just destined to die and oh boy, does he hate it.

And so, like the logical man he is; he decides to kill the hero. Or to be more precise, he tries to. But, he is stopped. No, no not by the hero. The hero is weak, still. He hasn't gone through his “character development arc” which happens after the hero's best friend dies. And you see, that is the problem. The problem is the hero's best friend. Everytime, every single time, when Tom is sure that he will be successful, that damn Harry Potter has to come running.

Poison? Harry is the one who gets poisoned because he decides to eat what was meant for the hero. Assassination? Harry pushes the hero away. A burning tower? Harry jumps in and saves the guy.

And Tom hated that guy. The guy who literally wasn't given a personality in the book. The guy who's personality was basically "sacrificed himself for the hero". The guy who looks at Tom like he knows what he is doing. The guy, Harry Potter was infuriating.

But does it stop Tom from killing the main character? No. Cue to him making the most convoluted plan there is to get the hero to die. And the plan? Get Harry kidnapped. And lure the hero into a place where he could finally get him to die.

Alas, as always — it doesn't work. And just like always, Harry Potter finds a way to destroy his plans. Again.

Because,

“I know what you are, Riddle.” Harry, with blood dripping down his chin and green eyes glowing (always glowing), says as he stares at him from the place Tom had him tied.

[shittyutmv]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

what do you mean my skeleton is white😭😭😭😔😔😔 my day is ruined

we can check if you want

[askdariusvogel]

I'm so tired I haven't slept properly for more than a week what do I do 😣

“don't push yourself too hard, miss fairytale keeper. it'd sure be a shame if something suddenly happened to the one overworking my favourite...”

[dalimoor]

It's got nothing on Van Ziek's whole-ass leg on the desk, but I've gotta admit this made me laugh out loud when I saw it.

Yes, I know. I laughed during the part Apollo found out that *HUGE SPOILERS*. I'm going straight to hell!

[green-mountain-goose]

Yeah I'm 41

ooh i guessed right

[czhybrid]

I'm sorry, did the reformed villain just make a self aware joke acknowledging their days of villainy in a mundane manner?

[randomalistic]

Selfshippers who ship with weird/unappealing characters. I love you. Like hell yeah you go get with Mr Crocker. Go get with lord faarquad

[synapticfirefly]

I am deeply sorry for my weird asks. Anxiety makes me weird when it's high

If this is the same anon that's spiraling in my asks, I feel you bro, and I hope the weed gives you peace of mind. (I've seen weirder asks so you're gucci!)

[stemmmm]

more people gotta try this shit where bill has not improved and will not change but he's just chilling so its fine probably. its great

[junglejim4322]

do you think a 5'4 and 6'2 height difference is predatory?

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[hinamie]

mentor

[captainjonnitkessler]

You know I used to think "tumblr's absolute refusal to actually engage with the Trolley Problem in favor of insisting that there must be a third, morally pure option that doesn't require them to make a hard decision and anyone who asks them to make a binary choice is just a short-sighted idiot is really fucking annoying, but I guess it's not actually doing any harm".

Anyway that was before we asked tumblr at large to decide between "guy aiding a genocide but making progress elsewhere" and "guy who would actively and enthusiastically participate in a genocide and would also make everything else much, much worse for everyone elsewhere" and the response was that there must be a third, morally pure option that doesn't require them to make a hard decision and that anyone who asks them to make a binary choice is a short-sighted idiot.

[hansoeii]

[captain-mozzarella]

I headcanon that all of Yoda's finest teacups were made by younglings

In fact most masters of the order's finest teacups were made during crèche crafting time when the kids were learning pottery.

[aur0raaura]

Yknow what- you're so right...