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profoundmakerdreamerss-blog · 9 months ago

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Tomarry AU

Where Tom wakes up in a world as a canon fodder, no named villain who is fated to die a horrible death in the hands of the hero. He is that one villain that is just destined to die and oh boy, does he hate it.

And so, like the logical man he is; he decides to kill the hero. Or to be more precise, he tries to. But, he is stopped. No, no not by the hero. The hero is weak, still. He hasn't gone through his “character development arc” which happens after the hero's best friend dies. And you see, that is the problem. The problem is the hero's best friend. Everytime, every single time, when Tom is sure that he will be successful, that damn Harry Potter has to come running.

Poison? Harry is the one who gets poisoned because he decides to eat what was meant for the hero. Assassination? Harry pushes the hero away. A burning tower? Harry jumps in and saves the guy.

And Tom hated that guy. The guy who literally wasn't given a personality in the book. The guy who's personality was basically "sacrificed himself for the hero". The guy who looks at Tom like he knows what he is doing. The guy, Harry Potter was infuriating.

But does it stop Tom from killing the main character? No. Cue to him making the most convoluted plan there is to get the hero to die. And the plan? Get Harry kidnapped. And lure the hero into a place where he could finally get him to die.

Alas, as always — it doesn't work. And just like always, Harry Potter finds a way to destroy his plans. Again.

Because,

“I know what you are, Riddle.” Harry, with blood dripping down his chin and green eyes glowing (always glowing), says as he stares at him from the place Tom had him tied.

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theboxfort · 1 year ago

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Peace and love

#pink posts #i saw a tweet that was like “i see other people's art” --> i get discouraged #i understand that seeing art that is prettier than yours can be discouraging but why not twist that a bit?#why does it look prettier to you? is it the colors #is it the textures they used? the brushes?#study them and try to put your spin on it #and maybe you'll find your art beautiful as well

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egophiliac · 9 months ago

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bring back zooterkins, the best 17th-century swear word

I don't normally do Just Characters Swearing, but. ...this kind of wrote itself and then wouldn't leave my head. it comes from both a piece of character-writing advice that has always stuck with me, and also my conviction that Leona is 1000% funnier as a character if his dialogue has to stay G-rated. let Kalim say fuck, but don't let Leona say bastard.

(I'm sorry)

#art #twisted wonderland #(sort of atemporally somewhere between episodes 6 and 7?)#(i - i wanted that lilia joke okay)#long post #tumblr went 'you can post up to 30 images now :)' and i was like well okay then #anyway once again i'm sorry #i'd say i don't know why i did this but actually it is because i wanted kalim to scandalize everyone #i tried to keep it...you know...tasteful. a tasteful amount of fucks.#hey remember how the framing premise for the original birthday interviews was that yuu worked for the school paper #because i have never forgotten. in my head they are still getting up to all kinds of wacky reporting hijinks.

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reinbouxsworld · 27 days ago

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twisted wonderland × kimetsu no yaiba (au!)

based on this post here.

I this this on a a japanese song only playlist and a wave of hiperfixation. So heres the context: Yuno (Yuu) and Leona were newly married and lived on his family’s land. On the night after the Town Below festival, Yuno returned home to find not only her husband’s family dead but also her younger brother, Grimm. Leona was the only one still alive, but as she tried to lead him down the mountain, she discovered that he was no longer human.

Silver, a demon slayer, confronted Leona. However, after witnessing him protect Yuno, he chose to spare the newly turned demon’s life, and send the couple to his master, Lilia.

Vil and Rook are the Tamayo and Yuuchiro of this universe. Vil lived more than 300 years only on serving face and hate, nonetheless showed kindness by helping Yuno and Leona after their encounter with the Demon King.

Ace and deuce are both slayers, one ranking above yuu. The three met during a mission, and the two decided to stick by her side from that point on.

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anbaisai · 4 months ago

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how it felt to wake up today

#my art #oc #twisted wonderland #twst #jamil viper #twst oc #twst yuu #shiokawa mayu #jamimayu #every year they begin the new bday cards by nuking the jamil fans #how does it feel jamil nation #i have not been able to not think about him since i saw #why is he like that WHY #the most bbg pose and expression ive ever seen #mayus out of commission for a while sorry she is GONE #turned to dust #just like me #twst jp spoilers #just in case

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waterthatsmoe · 3 months ago

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First years shenanigans

Bonus jack

#twst #twst first years #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland fanart #epel felmier #sebek zigvolt #deuce spade #ace trappola #jack howl #ortho shroud #yeah idg why the toilet exists but it was funny #this only exists because I was trying to fight off my artblocks last time by looking for random references #some references were crazy fr #mizudrew #tumblr side getting posts while my twitter side is watching me clown and waiting for p4 #oh the misery

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hakogyi · 4 months ago

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#why he got buttcrack lips 😭#the REAL nightmare before christmas #vil schoenheit #twisted wonderland #I DONT KNOW THE NEW GUY'S NAME #november thiha here. it's skully j graves #twst #thihart

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faeryarchives · 4 months ago

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when swearing on your friends’ souls went wrong

(inspired from @/panniberry in twt!)

other works: dumb and dumber (ace | deuce)

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rakiah · 5 months ago

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All would have ended at the Book 3 _(:3 」∠)_

#twisted wonderland #glorious masquerade event #leona kingscholar #jamil viper #azul ashengrotto #the thought struck me as I was replaying the event #just when everybody talk about their UM #and how limited their UM can be on that peculiar occasion #and I was #‘sure if Leona was there the firelotuses wouldn’t have gone the distance’#’……wait.’#’so that’s why he wasn’t selected for the Glomas!’

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twisting-in-wonderland · 7 months ago

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why does he meow?

#twst #twisted wonderland #art #ram's art #deuce spade #leona kingscholar #this one line during lessons cracks me up-#why does he mrowww...#i know im not funny but this image wouldnt leave me alonee #my art block is going rough still so this is still a bit rough- (rip to past me wanting my next post to be a finished one-) -#-but i like the colours tbh-#at least. on my laptop?? (my phone is a liar and a fraud i shall ignore it unitl the end of days)#EDIT EDIT- i just noticed THEY BOTH HAVE GLOVES??????? I DIDNT NOTICEEE #I EVEN USED REFERENCES.................................

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raven-at-the-writing-desk · 3 months ago

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wanted to share this

There was a short segment where we get to hear Skully J. Graves (like, with the in-game live-2D model) monologue about Halloween. After saying good evening, he opens by… GiIVING YOU a KISS????? He literally announces it: “I greet you with a kiss” or (more directly) “I give a kiss to this good/wonderful encounter”.

The Japanese transcription for the line is 「この良き出会いにキスを。」 and キス is kisu/kiss… LIKE. I know he most likely means just a brief platonic kiss to say hello (similar to the European style where your lips don’t really touch the other person and it’s more like pantomiming a kiss on each cheek)… Or maybe he means a metaphorical kiss, not a literal one??? BUT STILL THAT’S SO BOLD TO START WITH, ESPECIALLY WITH A STRANGER (<- my inner Rollo Flamme comin’ out)

Edit: Now that the event is actually out, we can confirm that he does, in fact, LITERALLY kiss you (on the back of the hand) 😭