#still in their 40s

[green-mountain-goose]

Yeah I'm 41

ooh i guessed right

[noelledeltarune]

EVERY SINGLE DAY there are MILLIONS of characters in their late 20s who get falsely accused of being father figures to teenagers when in reality the description of "weird older cousin" or "step-sibling that moved out before you were born" is 1000000x more apt

[raps-hellion]

demigods who know how much an average loaf of bread from the store costs:

leo — he was between foster homes a lot and often ended up homeless. he knows the cost because he's spent many times counting out the spare change in his pockets and praying he has enough.

percy — he and sally went/still go on grocery trips, and he rants to annabeth if the price goes up. want to know how the economy's doing? ask percy about bread prices.

demigods who do not know how much an average loaf of bread from the store costs:

annabeth — maybe back when she was with luke and thalia, but she's been in camp half-blood for most of her life. bread just appears on a plate in front of her, who is she to question it.

frank — he's a nepo baby.

hazel — she's been dead for 70 years. seeing what the price has been inflated to now may kill her.

jason — he was raised by wolves. lupa does not have time to worry about the inflation rate of bread.

nico — he was cut off from modern society for 70 years.

piper — she's also a nepo baby. and she spent a lot of time shoplifting, so the illusion of cost doesn't apply to her.

[theribbajack]

"Now, the vow will be honoured, and my Lord brother's soul will return."

Radahn stans keep winning, but I personally am in Miyazaki's walls rn

[aromanticduck]

Sorry if you're already over 50, I ran out of room (you're welcome to leave your thoughts in the tags or replies!)

If you're younger than 10, get the fuck off Tumblr. People are saying swears on here!

[EDIT: It's OK to vent a bit about negative feelings in the comments/tags, but if you're gonna talk about killing yourself, do me a favour and fucking don't]

[dcxdpdabbles]

Jazz: Bow before me and worship my greatness!

Danny: I mean, when do we not do that, but what's the reason today?

Jazz: I just got a call back from Wayne Enterprise. You're looking at the new head of Mental Health for Youth!

Dani: That's amazing Jazz! When do you start?

Jazz: As soon as I move into Gotham.

Dan: Gotham? Isn't that the little emo place guarded by some vengeful spirit?

Jazz: It's not emo. It's just historical, and Batman is not a vengeful spirit. I'm pretty sure he's just some guy in a bat suit.

Danny: Nah, Batman is definitely a ghost

Danni/Dan: *nodding*

Jazz: He is not.

Dani: Oh, you want to make a bet out of it? I bet you can't prove Batman is just some guy in a bat suit by, say, Truce Day.

Jazz: When I do, what do I get?

Dani: I'll convince Clockwork to let me go back and stop the "hotdog" incident. One less embarrassing moment erased from your past. If you lose, you have to wax Dad's back hair!

Jazz/Danny/Dan: *Shudders* Jack Fenton back hair is pure evil.

Dan: I want some of this action.

Danny: Count me in, too!

Dani: Alright, but since Jazz has to prove Batman is human, you guys have to prove that Batman is a ghost by Truce Day.

Jazz: Easy. Enjoy Dad's back hair boys.

Dan: Oh, does someone have a plan? Or is that too much confidence for your own good Jazz?

Jazz: You bet I have a plan. I'm going to put myself in dangerous situations and when he rescues me BAM I'll have my proof

Danny: That's a good plan. I'm just going to sleep with him

Dan/Dani/Jazz: *stun faces*

Danny: What? Ghost or human, he's hot. Don't you judge me!

[mrryckman]

This comment made me shift my perspective on Zelda, no joke. I’ve always been annoyed (and still am) that there isn’t a game where you actually play as Zelda, but this does a nice job of showing WHY she’s always getting attacked first, and why Ganon/Demise are always defeated not long after Link reunites with her: she’s the true source of power to defeat them.

[goryhorroor]

“there are several reasons why the horror genre declined – in both quality and popularity – at the tail end of the 1930s & into the 40s. firstly, the narrative conventions became so well established that they appeared formulaic and predictable, especially when the same-old same-old monsters were put into rotation time and time again. then, political strife curtailed a lot of european filmmaking. thirdly, movies with supernatural, violent, science fiction or fantasy elements became a target for literal-minded censors, who were concerned that the masses might believe or, still worse, imitate the horrors they witnessed on the silver screen.”

[dork-a-doodle]

You know I just had to throw my hat into the ring for the @forgettable-au DTIYS!

Also have this as a bonus:

[littledashdraws]

my siblings taught me to love others in a way that makes me different from my father.

hbd xander <33

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Good morning, Sleepyhead.

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[zealouswitchwerewolf]

DP AU where the box ghost is actually someone from the future that came back as a ghost to try and warn Danny before all the major battles. The problem is that ghosts are mostly ruled by emotions and since he isn't directly connected to all the battles as they happened, his memories get fuzzy at best so whenever he warns Danny, it's either because there's about to be a world ending event or because someone's cat got stuck on a tree (and anything in between)

So when Danny joins the JL as Phantom they ask him about his rogue gallery. He tells them all about the ancients he fought and skulker and the GIW, even his parents, though he only says they were mad scientists with a huge bias.

And then, after he tells them about the "plasmius incident" they ask whether he thinks Vlad is the one that's caused him most trouble and Danny goes quiet for a bit and looks thoughtful for way too long before saying in a quiet voice "no, that's actually the box ghost. He's always warning me about something. It's terrifying"

The JL are concerned. What could be worse than all the Eldritch terrors Danny has described? They try to ask for details but whenever they bring the topic, Danny gets this lost stare and goes silent until they change the topic or snap him out of it. It's kind of unsettling. So they leave it be. Even Batman doesn't push it (he would rather not traumatize the kid more, thank you very much, he's also wondering if he can adopt someone that's technically dead, asking for a friend).

And then the box ghost shows up at the watchtower. They all come running when they hear the ominous "Beware". Batman activates all the alerts. Boxy just throws a box at him, then leaves. Batman calls for a meeting, most of the heroes were already in the watchtower anyway, he describes the incident to phantom.

Danny: ah, that was just his way of saying hi. I guess he wants to start haunting you too. Should be fun :)

Batman: hn

The JL: ?!?

Danny: Don't worry, I'll ask him to be nicer next time :)

Flash: was that... Supposed to be terrifying? He just threw a box, right?

Danny: 🤷🏻‍♀️

[chungledown-bimothy]

lou's commitment to the bit is never not iconic. incredible energy right off the bat.

[ladykeyleth]

See if I can send a message to Keyleth. We're back. We're at the surface of the Malleus Key. Just trying to find a way to get back to you.

[pimsri]

Sea-Wing

[3liza]