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#house md#gregory house#edward vogler#james wilson#lisa cuddy#allison cameron#robert chase#screencap#s01e17 “Role Model”#longpost#ok its so funny how show tries its hardest to frame this as a failure of house unwillingness to bend his morals but it still goes hard#also remarkable that the worst villain is still not this guy but a cop#long post
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POV: you wake up from a mouse bite induced coma
#sedate me please#I’ve completely gone off the rails#exams are over so my brain is finding ways of coping#tw Greg house#hilson#house Md#hatecrimes md#hate crimes md#huddy#james wilson#Greg house#gregory house#Lisa cuddy#Cameron#robert chase#allison cameron#Eric foreman#rsl#robert sean leonard#Hugh Laurie#puckspoetry
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whatever you think is happening on house md it’s worse!
#greg house#house md#the medical malpractice show#collage art#my art <3#the most show ever#james wilson#hilson#lisa cuddy
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mouse bites™
#anybody do this yet?#house md#hate crimes md#house md game#mouse bites#gregory house#hilson#james wilson#lisa cuddy#robert chase#allison cameron#eric foreman#house md meme#he needs mouse bites to live#shoutout to whoever made the house game generator thing#this took me way too long#house#dr house#also if you notice house's clothes kinda changing colors when he holds the mouse bite serum#its because i had to recolor it myself#i couldn't get the shades of gray to be exact#oh well#i also drew the nosebleed lmao#every house episode ever#generic house episode#editing this to say#this is not an original meme at all#I just ds-ified it tbh#ive seen some people not know it but i recommend you look it up#or like iykyk i guess
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#has anyone done this yet#probably#house md#dr house#dr cuddy#lisa cuddy#dr cameron#allison cameron#james wilson#dr foreman#robert chase#house md meme#i can fix him#no you cant
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we do a little tomfoolery
#house md#house md fanart#gregory house#james wilson#lisa cuddy#hudson#huddyson#hilsoncuddy#hate crimes md#malpractice md#titojefie#art#artists on tumblr#fanart#illustration
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i want to take this moment to appreciate the way that the actors say their lines in such comedic ways
#house md#gregory house#james wilson#hilson#lawrence kutner#remi hadley#lisa cuddy#chris taub#house md video#1k#2k#3k#4k#5k#6k
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“Chat it’s NOT lupus”
#house md#gregory house#james wilson#memes#dank memes#house#hugh laurie#hilson#lisa cuddy#edward vogler#hate crimes md#robert chase#allison cameron
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I need them to do a reboot of House but I want them to just go fucking wild with it. Everyone's gay, everyone's fucking. House, Wilson, and Cuddy are in a toxic polycule, one that definitely violates work ethics, that ends when Cuddy cheats on them with Cameron. I want it to be just as homophobic, just as ableist, just as fucked up, as the original and yet have the characters all be so fucking woke. Same episodes with the same plots but modern. I want Chase to have an onlyfans.
#shitpost#house md#malpractice md#gregory house#hate crimes md#robert chase#james wilson#lisa cuddy#hilson#idk if theirs a ship name for them#but house x wilson x cuddy#allison cameron#i didn't mention foreman#but hes there#he falls in love with Chase after accidentally finding his OF#thirteen uses Tumblr#like she has a Tumblr accent#and house definitely knows what Tumblr is#and definitely notices
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house in 2024
House installs 24/7 tracking apps on Wilson's phone. In return, Wilson books Ubers to take his phone and drive to various nefarious locations, sit there for half an hour, then come back home
Similarly, Wilson gets a smartwatch that monitors his heart rate. House gets updates sent to his phone and calls Wilson whenever his heart rate increases by more than 20 bpm to try and interrupt him jerking off
Kutner writes fanfic and replies to almost every comment he gets. His author's notes are full of things like "sorry this chapter is late, I accidentally gave myself a concussion trying to save a patient's life"
House posts on the Am I The Asshole subreddit but gets annoyed at everything thinking he's the asshole so he immediately deletes his account and pretends it never existed
Cuddy spends an hour of her day responding to the hospital's negative google reviews about "that rude doctor with the cane"
A young patient of Wilson's convinces him to be in a TikTok they're making, and he doesn't really know what that is but he agrees and ends up going semi-viral
Chase is secretly seething with jealousy over Wilson's accidental TikTok success, because Chase has been making thirst-trap videos in his scrubs for months with barely any views (it's because he's trying way too hard)
Thirteen gets really into Drag Race/the local drag scene and accidentally introduces House to gay slang, which he instantly adopts
#house md#my posts#james wilson#hilson#malpractice md#hatecrimes md#greg house#house and wilson#lawrence kutner#lisa cuddy#robert chase#house md headcanons#remy thirteen hadley#house in 2024
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Have you heard about the secret Beach Episode 🏖️
#house md#malpractice md#hatecrimes md#dr wilson#greg house#james wilson#gregory house#lisa cuddy#cuddy#allison cameron#eric foreman#robert chase#i sat down at 11am and drew this nonstop and forgot to eat until i took a break lawl#brain damage#i just. i just want them to be happy#i need them to enjoy time at the beach
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okey-doke 🥺
#house md#james wilson#lisa cuddy#screencap#s04e06 “Whatever It Takes”#actually double that again cuddy pls#eating gnawing him
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cuddy lets wilson and house get away with whatever at that damn hospital because they have big eyes and horrible personalities
#wilson would be an HR nightmare if house wasn't already an even worse HR nightmare#he fucked one of his terminal cancer patients!!! does DNA testing off of cuddy's dinner spoon!!!#house md#lisa cuddy#james wilson#hate crimes md#hilson#honestly. this too is hudson
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Obsessed with the way Vicodin is such a huge piece of symbolism in House’s relationships. Like. Cuddy left him because he relapsed. She told him that he took the Vicodin to avoid pain, because pain means you care and he wasn’t willing to do that. We’ve seen throughout the show how House’s emotional pain manifests as physical, increasing whenever he feels guilt or anger or sadness or fear. Keep in mind this was while Cuddy was worried she might have cancer.
And then Wilson ACTUALLY gets cancer, and House treats him at his apartment, and he feeds him Vicodin. Because Wilson is in pain, and he’s always the one who cares so much, and it’s House’s turn to take that away. And House doesn’t take any Vicodin. He feels the pain so Wilson’s is lessened, because he CARES. They make a point to show that he is willing to care, willing to take on that burden for him.
House will do anything to stop the pain, unless it makes Wilson suffer.
#like wdym he risked getting killed in prison for pain relief#but he struggles his way through it for Wilson#someone fucking sedate me#house md#hate crimes md#hilson#house x wilson#gregory house#james wilson#lisa cuddy#house md spoilers
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any hate on lisa cuddy is purely sexism, she wasn't annoying she just didn't want her doctors committing medical war crimes
#this blew up um follow me if u like women and house md#house#house md#hate crimes MD#malpractice MD#medical malpractice#Greg house#Gregory house#Cameron house#chase house#foreman house#Wilson house#James Wilson#Wilson house md#allison cameron#Robert chase#Eric foreman#curry#Lisa cuddy
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house md fans are so easily entertained you just have to say cuddy wilson house threesome and they all come running
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