#* &. lisa cuddy.

[puckspoetry]

POV: you wake up from a mouse bite induced coma

[lovelenivy]

mouse bites™

[loudmariachibands]

whatever you think is happening on house md it’s worse!

[thankstothe]

okey-doke 🥺

[househrt]

house in 2024

House installs 24/7 tracking apps on Wilson's phone. In return, Wilson books Ubers to take his phone and drive to various nefarious locations, sit there for half an hour, then come back home

Similarly, Wilson gets a smartwatch that monitors his heart rate. House gets updates sent to his phone and calls Wilson whenever his heart rate increases by more than 20 bpm to try and interrupt him jerking off

Kutner writes fanfic and replies to almost every comment he gets. His author's notes are full of things like "sorry this chapter is late, I accidentally gave myself a concussion trying to save a patient's life"

House posts on the Am I The Asshole subreddit but gets annoyed at everything thinking he's the asshole so he immediately deletes his account and pretends it never existed

Cuddy spends an hour of her day responding to the hospital's negative google reviews about "that rude doctor with the cane"

A young patient of Wilson's convinces him to be in a TikTok they're making, and he doesn't really know what that is but he agrees and ends up going semi-viral

Chase is secretly seething with jealousy over Wilson's accidental TikTok success, because Chase has been making thirst-trap videos in his scrubs for months with barely any views (it's because he's trying way too hard)

Thirteen gets really into Drag Race/the local drag scene and accidentally introduces House to gay slang, which he instantly adopts

[titojefie]

we do a little tomfoolery

[heph]

Have you heard about the secret Beach Episode 🏖️

[pan1ck]

[stampgwifeyera]

i want to take this moment to appreciate the way that the actors say their lines in such comedic ways

[shroomwar]

Obsessed with the way Vicodin is such a huge piece of symbolism in House’s relationships. Like. Cuddy left him because he relapsed. She told him that he took the Vicodin to avoid pain, because pain means you care and he wasn’t willing to do that. We’ve seen throughout the show how House’s emotional pain manifests as physical, increasing whenever he feels guilt or anger or sadness or fear. Keep in mind this was while Cuddy was worried she might have cancer.

And then Wilson ACTUALLY gets cancer, and House treats him at his apartment, and he feeds him Vicodin. Because Wilson is in pain, and he’s always the one who cares so much, and it’s House’s turn to take that away. And House doesn’t take any Vicodin. He feels the pain so Wilson’s is lessened, because he CARES. They make a point to show that he is willing to care, willing to take on that burden for him.

House will do anything to stop the pain, unless it makes Wilson suffer.

[irlabednadir]

SHE’S SO PRETTY (ignore the fag)

[221-apt-b]

Cuddy and Wilson: House you aren’t Autistic you’re just an asshole

House: what fucking ever just give me my damn bloodstained carpet. Why did you get rid of my fucking carpet??? I need my carpet or else I can’t work in there. Hate what you’ve done with the place.

[stargirlshojo]

house md fans are so easily entertained you just have to say cuddy wilson house threesome and they all come running

[titojefie]

sorry for party rocking!

[cannibalosergirl]

any hate on lisa cuddy is purely sexism, she wasn't annoying she just didn't want her doctors committing medical war crimes

[gaysexofficial]