#(yes for legal reasons this is all a joke)

[invinciblerodent]

are you sure

are you sure about that Lucanis

because uh

motherfucker it was YOU who pinged ME

[chilling-seavey]

Ooooh saw some Oscar slander on the dash.

About to log off before I commit a felony.

[hexados-on-a-string]

there are 2 reasons why gus should've killed zenoheld in ep 39:

1. he, i assume, would've ended up covered in blood, which is very hot, which means that when he would've returned, spectra would've probably started making out with him immediately, bc personally if the most perfect and prettiest man in the universe killed for me and came home covered in blood i would have lost my mind, and i assume spectra would too (this is the most important reason)

2. zenoheld sucks or smth idk

[probablybadrpgideas]

In light of possible OGL changes, please enjoy my new idea of E&E,  a wholly unique RPG system that by sheer freakish coincidence came out identical to another RPG system, what are the odds huh guys?

[defeateddetectives]

anyway i started reading one of the manga that gege akutami reportedly took inspiration from for jjk and it is Wilder in so many ways than i could have ever imagined

[marimayscarlett]

I WILL CONTINUE SEXUALISING THESE SLUTTY GERMAN GRANDADS!

Not sure if you should do that 👀

I mean they're so tame and just little old men. Just leave them alone with your impure and sexual thoughts 😤 They just do their silly little things in stage 🥺 Like having fun with each other in various ways 😊

Really, I have no idea why people impose such ideas on them 😞 Always remember, say no to sexualising the sex band ☝️

[purpldawne]

day one on i7

[successionable]

as a tomgirl i've always been a fan of both tomshiv and tomgreg for different reasons but season 4 so far has personally reaffirmed that i pretty much only care for greg in relation to tom, whereas i love shiv as a whole, and the more tomshiv act like tomgreg the more partial i am to them ie basically i'm here for the tomgreg dynamic in whatever form it takes because tom is the central figure to me so his behaviour steers the ship but ultimately i would still prefer it in tomgreg form because tom and shiv deserve better but greg doesn't hope that helps

[spannardnation]

iv had a dream to overtake canon couples for a hot minute now, we are setting our sights mark my fucking words we will leave them in the DUST pretty soon

[oldmanyaoi-jpeg]

for a gay man i seem to have like a 2% success rate of actually falling in love with men

[runeberry]

i had a dream i was shopping for fabric and found so much good fringe and fringed sequin yardage, and was decided between blues and greens for a flapper dress and i think that was a sign i need a flapper dress

i'm not naive enough to think i'm going to make one in the near future so anyone want to help me crowdfund one of the babeland dresses?

[kamigoot]

For what it's worth, I think we should riot more

I think the us government forgets that the people it oppresses outnumber them and maybe we should remind them what outrage looks like

[diedraechin]

Since for some today is a day of thanks, I thought I should offer up a preview of Yuuri's birthday ficlet as 1) thanks for all the support and patience you've given me in my writing and 🥰🥰 2) because we all know that Yuuri is going to end up on a pole and that is something we should be thankful for as well. 😂

Go Baby Go Go

Chris finally came back from outside and collapsed into the faux leather chair across the small table from Viktor. “Yeah, he’s lost.” Chris shook his head. “How can he get around Japan with his nose in his phone, but manage to get lost in New York?” Chris asked.

Viktor hummed. It wasn’t like Yuuri to get lost at all, and he was worried. “Maybe I should go and call him.”

But Chris grabbed his arm and shook his head. “No! No! You are not abandoning me to go and call your boyfriend. I literally just got off the phone with him. He’ll get here when he gets here. Not only is he an adult, but he was already hailing a cab when I hung up with him, all right?” Chris pulled his hand away and looked around the club that had been steadily getting more and more crowded since they’d arrived fifteen minutes ago. “Where’s Rafe? How is anyone supposed to see in this lighting?”

In his pocket, Viktor’s phone vibrated and he took it out to check his messages, hoping it was Yuuri.

💖💖 Yura 💖💖 Sorry Sure Chris told you but I got lost In a cab now [img selfie of Yuuri in a cab blowing a kiss] Be there asap Have fun

Viktor Be safe! See you soon! 😘😘😘😘😘😘

Viktor looked up from his phone, relaxing a bit having heard from Yuuri, and settled back in his seat. “I have no idea. He was going to get us drinks. Personally, I’m glad the lights are low. Could you imagine if they had blacklights?” He shuddered.

Chris snickered. “Oh, that would be something, wouldn’t it?” He looked over at Viktor. “So did you tell Yuuri that we were going to a strip club?”

Viktor shook his head, his bangs falling into his eyes. “No! I told him it was a charity drag show, and it is! It’s just being hosted here.” Viktor waved his hand around the club. Technically, the club wasn’t a strip club in the purest — or would it be prurient — sense, but it did have stripping once a week, a burlesque or drag show, and then  pole dancers — of both genders — rounding out the rest of the week. Which explained why there was a pole at the end of the stage catwalk right in front of them. “Besides, you’re the one who told me about it. So really, this was your idea, so you should have been the one to tell Yuuri.” Viktor said.

Rafe came back and settled into the last of the chairs and set their glasses on the table. “Went with the Gay and Tonics.” The former ice dancer shook his head. “Why did they feel the need to rename gin and tonics for the night and to something so… unimaginative while charging more for them?”

“For the giggles,” Chris said, lifting a glass to his lips.

Viktor took a sip of his own and then looked around once again. The club was definitely getting crowded, and he hoped that Yuuri would be able to find them when he eventually arrived. “Where is Yura supposed to sit?”

“On your lap?” Chris laughed.

Rafe, however, reached out and patted Viktor’s arm. “We’ll figure something out. If you don’t want Yuuri on your lap, I’m happy to offer mine, and I’m sure that Chris wouldn’t mind him sitting on his either.”

Viktor spluttered and then frowned as his friends laughed at him. “That wasn’t funny! I was being serious!”

With a grin, Chris replied. “So were we.”

[unlettered-heathen]

I gotta say (thank you bg3 posters for the indirect brainrot ilu) thank FUCK Exandria has Corellon/The Archeart as the God of Magic and not Mystra... like can you imagine just how much more fucked up the Age of Arcanum n shit would have been with her at the helm?

Also she really seems to have a thing for fucked up human wizards so I feel like it coulda been on sight with Caleb...

[miiiwu]

why are all my mutuals on the other side of the world this is so sad, how will we hang out if ur all in Australia and Ireland 😭 (congrats on not being American tho, it sucks here *not that other countries don’t also suck in a lot of ways etc etc nuance etc*)

[cloudd-nyne]

Actually, being trans means you have the opportunity for 1 (one) freebie deal with a Fae since you have a deadname to offer up.

Use this knowledge wisely.