#idk have whatever this is i am so eepy

[yuri-is-online]

Why So Rude? (Or Yuu's BF Asks Crewel for their Hand in Marriage and What Happens Next Will Shock You)

For legal reasons, this is a joke. I have been dealing with a health issue of sorts (i am not dying so no worrying ok? just v annoyed) so writing longer stuff is escaping me at the moment, enjoy some crack while I take a breather. More can be found on my masterlist here.

NO (FLOYD, Rook, and Malleus)

Crewel has been in denial about this "relationship" since it started. Not that his disapproval is really going to stop Floyd, but Crewel 100% refers to him as "Yuu's ex boyfriend" much to the confusion of... everyone who hears that. They do find some common ground in their shared interest in fashion, but Crewel has never forgiven him for his behavior in his class OR his "stealing" Yuu's heart.

Rook on the other hand he didn't have too much of an issue with until he realized just how familiar he seemed to be with his home for someone who had supposedly only been there to visit you. The twenty page letter he wrote to confess his feelings to you didn't help either once he saw the few lines where Rook wrote about the beauty of your finger prints, but he knows his disapproval means very little to someone as obsessed with romance as Rook.

Malleus... is the King of a country genuinely hostile to humans and Crewel thinks he is a little too obsessed with Yuu for his own good. He is also not a fan of how condescending Malleus is towards his disapproval, but it's an issue that will be worked out eventually. They are fighting out of love for the same person, your safety and happiness is all they really care about at the end of the day.

No, but as a joke (Sebek and Jack)

I don't think he has anything against him really, he just wants to see how important tradition and the opinion of his elders actually is to him. When Sebek begins to plead his case because he does not wish to put a wedge between Yuu and their father figure, but cannot deny his feelings for Yuu Crewel's more than happy to "change his mind." He knows you will be happy and well looked after.

Jack is a solid partner, and he is a wolf beastman who speaks of Yuu as his soulmate, his one and only, his eternal life partner and- well. Crewel just can't resist a bit of teasing, he's always been so serious and easy to fluster about these sort of things. The sheepish look on his face when he realizes Crewel has been teasing him makes it very worth it.

I can't stop you can I... (Leona, Kalim, and Rollo)

While Crewel has faith that Leona has what it takes to save his home- he lives in the Sunset Savannah. That is really far away from the Queendom of Roses ( ; ω ; ) have some pity on your poor father he can't travel that far all the time it's bad for his skin. The pressures of being the partner of royalty is something he worries over, but a smug promise from Leona to protect you soothes his worries somewhat.

The flippant way Kalim talks about the assassination attempts is not the way Crewel wants to hear about attempts on your life or heaven forbid your death. Kalim is very sympathetic to this, he has no real argument against how ignorant he was in the past, but he isn't a child anymore. Just filled with a childlike love for the world and determination to make it better. It is hard to say no to that.

Rollo is too much like Trein. His request for your hand in marriage feels like something that the old man would cry tears of genuine joy over, so of course he hates it. Unfortunately he also knows how much this teen grandfather matters to you or whatever so the answer will be yes. At least he has an excuse to visit Fleur City more now.

Give me one good reason. (Azul, Jade, Idia, and Lilia)

Azul was such a good student that he should have zero complaints that you started dating. But he also isn't blind and dislikes being pandered to, which is very much what Azul is doing here. He does wonder briefly if this is a cultural thing and he is being insensitive, but he is still exasperated enough to not immediately say yes. The strange twinkle that comes to Azul's eyes at the prospect of negotiations makes him wish he had though.

Speaking of not being blind, what does the Leech family do and is it legal? Survey says probably yes, but Crewel remembers dealing with Jade's parents while he was in school and has no desire to feed his child to the shar- err eels. Jade immediately begins to sniffle, oh how could Crewel say such bad things about him? A poor innocent eel and blah blah blah. If Jade wasn't such a good partner he'd be cooked.

Crewel understands and appreciates the effort Idia has put in to his personal growth and he has no desire to shit on that... but S.T.Y.X. and the secrecy around it is no joke. He wants to continue having a relationship with Yuu and as soon as Idia reassures him of that he has no more objections.

Lilia is an old man, a war criminal, and a father. Of course Crewel has seen how he was able to live as a student while at NRC but his own credit as a father would be under fire if he didn't object mildly. Lilia has some fun with it and has a bit more respect for him for objecting. So long as the eventual answer is yes.

Yes (Riddle, Trey, Cater, Ruggie, Jamil, and Epel)

While Crewel does have some red flag concerns concerning Riddle's mother, he has no real objections to Riddle himself. He is a perfect gentlemen and the correct amount of nervous to be asking the question. He gets full marks, as if there would ever be any other outcome.

Trey is that sort of solid option that parents really love, but he also has that tight personal relationship with Crewel from his Science Club days. He lives in the Queendom and is tight with his own family there are few better places for Yuu to be.

While Cater isn't Crewel's favorite student, he doesn't hate him or the Shaftlands. He is also not entirely unconvinced that him asking is for a magicam trend but! He has no real major objections. He is more than ready to have two kids, as soon as Cater is willing to admit he could use a stable father figure.

I don't think that Ruggie would even suggest marrige unless he's obtained that stable, high paying job he so baldy wants and has moved his Granny out of the slums. It's the perfect time to ask for permission to propose, and while the Savannah is still super far away (r.i.p. Crewel's skin) he is much more supportive of the two of you and how far you've come.

Similarly to Ruggie, I don't think Jamil would propose to Yuu unless his personal issues with Kalim and his position with the Asim's had been sorted. He wants to actually travel on his honeymoon, and Crewel is very willing to suggest the Queendom of Roses. Jamil's ego is absolutely stroked by how Crewel had zero objections but your adoptive dad doesn't get to see how smug it makes him, Jamil saves the smirks for when you say yes.

I think that Crewel seems to like all of the first years, and Epel is no exception. Sure, his request starts out well put together and polite but devolves into a dialect that leaves Crewel with no idea of what he's saying, but he has a general idea. Of course Epel has his blessing, Harveston sounds like a lovely place for Yuu to live their life in Twisted Wonderland and Epel a perfect person to keep them safe and happy.

He already planned the wedding (Ace, Deuce, Silver and Vil)

I know what you're saying. Crewel approving of Ace? Of course he does! He was in his homeroom class, and Crewel has a soft spot for trouble makers from the Queendom, he was one after all! Sure he might have had some problems with him when you first started dating, but now, when he is deathly serious saying he wants to spend the rest of his life with you? Crewel has been waiting for this since he fist saw carrot head yanking your chain.

Deuce is a much easier sell, Crewel was always a bit harsh on his intelligence, but only because he ran a tight ship and wanted him to reach for the stars. Well he has, and he has you to support him through it, Crewel is so proud of both. He and Dilla have absolutely been hypothetically planning this for years.

While Silver's curse did not endear him to Crewel for his first two years of schooling, he really grew on him when you started going out. He's glad that you've found someone who loves you as much as Silver does, really he is. Unfortunately this means he has to plan a wedding with Lilia, something they both have been doing since you started going out and never talked about. Don't worry! They only intend to fight a lot little bit.

The instant you started dating Vil Crewel entered his mother of the bride era. The permission asking was less Vil wanting to be polite and more him coming up with a way to distract him and convince him to focus on designing the clothes. Thankfully it works and no one other than his dogs have to know just how insane the prospect of his two favorite students marrying made him.

[scrimple]

i’m wholly nothing and always have been

[dailysaboupdates]

he's still alive he's still alive ok I said it twice which makes up for me forgetting yesterday💙 I'm so pissed that I forgot tho bc I was doing SO well💔

[studentinpursuitofclouds]

I'm sorry but I can't help myself

i've turned my kids into doves without remorse but i haven't divorced or broken up with anyone in sdv because i will feel bad for those little pixels

[cronxl]

im. so ill. where does one even begin with?? like

// WL FINALE SPOILERS‼️ (finale yap 💔)

ok. firstly: shiny duo (+ cleo :3) things. (totally not bc im so insane abt them. 100% hahahdvav fucking explodes)

WE DIDNT GET MURDER CAMEL. NOOOO WE WERE SO CLOSE TO THEM HAVING AN ALLIANCE. + CLEO (live laugh luv cleo) WE COULD'VE HAD A NEW KIND OF 3 G'S (w/o this blue haired FREAK /aff i need scott to explode) GASLIGHT, GIRLSLAY (or girlmurder. idk man they both fit methinks), AND GIRLBOSS. (ignore this im posting at 2am. very energetic and also eepy)

THEY ARGDHQ GEM CALLED PEARL PATHETIC AND CUTE AND STILL TRYING TO 1V1 HER. PEARL TELLING GEM THAT HER SNAIL IS LITERALLY NEXT TO THEM EVEN THO SHE WAS TRYING TO KILL GEM. ALSO. WHEN GEM SAW THE G'S AT HER BASE SHE LITERALLY SPECIFICALLY CALLS PEARL. GIRL THEIR WHOLE ALLIANCE IS THERE AND YET THE ONLY PERSON THAT YOU TRULY NOTICE IS PEARL. OK GEM. 😔🤨 NOT THEM CALLING EACH OTHER'S FULL USER. UAGH. THEY MAKE ME SICK.

cough she def misses being w pearl. cough (it goes both ways for them. they miss eachother sm trust) she wants that cookie so bad its actually sososososos insanely painful to watch. i should get a degree in studying whatever the fuck theyve got goin awn. the fact its unresolved is an added thing in there.

moving on bfore i get shiny duo severe stage 10 brainrot. secondly: JOEL WIN. ACTUALLY CRAZY. (<- hes crazy. like genuinely.)

i didnt think that he was gonna win tbh. since yk lizzie is his weakness and lizzie wouldve used that to kill him. honestly if grian hadnt killed lizzie she wouldve probably killed him i think. and lizzies advice to joel to not get scott is so sweet actually <3 imagine trying to kill your husband but at the same time your lowk also looking out for him. she noticed the pattern of him always losing when getting scott wjjwbfm jizzie is os.. precious uaghhqphqvsb

ALSO ‼️ HE AND GRIAN MAKE SUCH A GOOD DUO. I THINK THEYVE TEAMED UP BEFORE ON LIKE LAST LIFE?? I THINK. I WAS ALWAYS WATCHING PEARLS POV. ianfbwnbsl life series brainworms r working overtime on this. too bad im on the verge of eeping.

AND thirdly: the wildcard. er wildcards.

the wildcards returning for the finale is great dont get me wrong. its jst. i guess at the end where all of the wildcards are activated its jst. so much?? like everything happening is too much at the same time yk? i think thats mostly the problem. bc. everyone has to deal with all these deadly wildcards adding up gradually causing some of the players their last life. which i think makes it more.. unsatisfactory? kind of? since the finale for others werent going out in pvp or traps and allat but the wildcards.

all of them happening at the same time is a bit overwhelming?? or maybe its jst me but theres too much going on every moment and such. its jst hard to actually focus/try to kill ppl? we have the slow to speedy thingy happening, the mobs dying and changing, which causes a lot of lag and deaths (gem to a vex is an example of this) cus theres a bunch of mobs to look out for, the trivia bot coming down sometimes at the worst possible moment (a snail chasing u n all), theres also the superpower card its kinda not been properly or well used during all this, and snails since they did end some series and caused a bunch of deaths in their past of being the main wildcard.

and: shiny duo again bc i cant not end this talking abt the wildcard(s) and i love them (sadly true)

them both keeping the bit where gem complimented her red skin. gem saying that she loves pearls red outfit sm. pearl trying to douse gem when her alliance tried to kill her and burn her w lava while they were talking. jsksnwnwbqle ims o sick.

lastly: lizzie having cleos superpower. i am having THOUGHTS abt this.

LIZZIE HAD CLEOS SUPERPOWER. ODLWNWNFNBWKFLD didya guys know that i was more of a shadowrot fan when i started watching last life? now you know !!

kqnebwbf fn also. the shadowrot is being revived w this series. no more thoughts abt shadowrot bfore i get forced into a psych ward.

honorary mention: cleo reaction to pearl getting killed by grian (ignoring the heartache bc i love skyblings sm. uaghhh).

when pearl got killed by grian, cleo ran straight for him. she ignored joel who was stabbing her in the back (literal). she tried so hard to blast grian off that cliff. i dont think she was trying to protect ren, who was getting chased by grian. she didnt yell at him, she was jst quiet and absolutely pissed that pearl died. i mean who wouldnt tbf. pearl was the only remaining teammate of the main 4 g's afterall. ohhhhshdbwb my moonrot heart has been revived.

the life series gals should team up next season i mean WHAT WHO SAID THAT.

[mysilaan]

What’s sleeping with the Touchstarved LIs like? Nothing sexual. Just. Sleeping lol eepy pals

I like imagining Ais moving in his sleep BUT you only get to notice that once you wake up lol (he’s curled up in the corner of your bed fast asleep with the blanket at his feet) ALSO BIG BUT!!!!! That’s only if he’s not cuddling you to sleep (smth he does often). Only then will he sleep sound and motionless. He doesn’t give a shit if his arm falls asleep. GIVE HIM CUDDLES.

Sleeping with Leander is just with him standing in the corner of the room. Unblinking. Covered in the shadows. He Does Not Sleep. He’s normal though, I swear :-) :-) jk I love to have this man.

HELLO ANON

Hope you’re good! I love this request… I don’t know if Ais sleeps actually… But if he does I’m sure he’s a light sleeper. For Leander that guy might as well be dying from lack of sleep LMAO

For the other LIs… Kuras definitely doesn’t sleep, I think Mhin is pretty paranoid so I’m imagining they have a lot of nightmares, or insomnia… For Vere, idk why but he gives off the vibe of the heavy sleeper: he’s 100% taking all the place in the bed and is impossible to wake up against his will… Well, basically a cat.

BUT I did write a little something about Ais (and a small part about Leander) because your ideas were funny to write, I had to…

After blood, sweat and tears it's finally here... And I can't not thank @aiscapades for helping me edit the text (most of the prettiest sentences are their...) if you ever write something I'll definitely devour it because you sublimed this headcanon...

Enjoy!! 🫶

TOUCHSTARVED HEADCANON🍒

Ais and Leander centered

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The ambiance at the Wet Wick that night was quite festive, as it almost always was, but it was particularly noisy this time. The barman didn’t have a second to rest; every minute, someone went to the bar to order another drink. You were seated with Leander and Ais in a corner of the tavern, the three of you sharing a drink or several... The mood between you was light. Leander and Ais were lightheartedly sharing some death threats as usual, while you were listening to them, a grin on your face. You were pretty wasted because of all the drinks Leander suggested you try, while Ais was giving you a disapproving glance.  It felt kind of awkward to be the only drunk one around the table you thought while partially listening to whatever they were saying. You didn’t like being treated like an idiot, so you stopped the boys in one of their quarrels by slamming your hand in the center of the table. “Why am I the only one who can’t hold my drink here? I find it pretty unfair. Why did you make me drink so much?” Ais raised an eyebrow. “I don’t think it’s about how badly you hold your drink, but much more because of how many of those weird drinks you got from Leander.” That remark made you pretty upset, and Leander’s laughter turned your cheeks more red than they already were. “I can’t refuse a challenge!” “Yeah, that’s the problem,” Ais added. Leander leaned over the table to get his face closer to yours. “You know, I’m pretty impressed you’re still alive with all that you drank.” You didn’t know if he was serious or not. The smile on his face could be a hint of sarcasm or genuine amazement… You were too drunk to guess which one it was anyway, so you started joking. “Oh babe… You know it’s hard to get rid of me.” “Really…?” Leander answered with a smirk on his face. The tension between the two of you started getting heavier… Did he want to make out with you or kill you? You had no idea, and you would never be able to know as Ais pulled Leander back on his chair by the collar of his jacket. “If you want to mate so badly, the room’s upstairs.” “We’re not animals,” you simply said. “Are you, Sparrow?” He grinned widely, proud of his teasing. “Har har. Very funny. I already told you to stop calling me that!” “Make me.” His lips were pulled back in a wide grin, his amusement giving a clear view of his fangs.

A sudden thought that you couldn’t restrain, popped in your head. Your alcoholised mind was making it hard for you to process any coherent thought, so you simply stood up and looked straight in Ais’ eyes. “Come.” You turned your head toward Leander, and stared at him in a weird way for a few seconds as if you wanted to tell him something by telepathy. But you didn't add any further clarification. Instead, you stood up from the table and made your way up the tavern stairs. “What the fuck…" Ais breathed, dumbfounded.  The two boys sat in silence for a while, gazes locked across the table, before Ais got up and joined you upstairs. The place was barely lit by a single candle in the corner of the room. Ais closed the door behind him before asking: “What’s wrong with you?” You took him by the shoulders to make him sit on your bed… But as strong as he was, there wasn't much you could do to actually make him do that. “Please, sit.” He raised an eyebrow. “I don’t receive orders.” Though, when you tried to push him on your bed once again, he did sit. You were now face to face. His towering height usually made it hard for you to make eye contact, but you could do it effortlessly now. You climbed on the bed yourself, placing your knees at both extremities of his body, now placing yourself over him. You took his face between your hands and looked at it in detail from beneath you. He had a captivating red gaze, surrounded by pretty, long eyelashes. Long, dark strands of hair cut across his face, bisecting it just along his nose, but you still knew the angles of his features well. From the scar on his left eyebrow to his defined jawline, you looked at everything there was to see on his face. “Getting an eyeful, Sparrow?” You reddened. Sitting here next to him, you only now realized just how heavy your body felt from all those drinks. You swayed forward some, accidentally nudging Ais, which just sent him further down to the bed. Your face found a spot against his neck, and you inhaled a breath. He smelled good: his scent was a mix of cigarette, what seems to be some cologne and a bit of all the alcohol he drank earlier. Your heart started beating faster and you prayed for him not to notice. He couldn’t know you had feelings for him. It’s at this moment that his hands tensed on your shoulders, in an attempt to pull you back.

“Hey, get off. You’re clearly drunk.” But you didn't answer, nor did you move. He held firm, raising his voice a bit as he said once more, "Sparrow." What should've been an inquisitive prompt was instead flattened into a curt demand for a response.  He started to maneuver you onto your back, intending to just let you fall gently into the mattress, but he froze mid-action.  "You can't be serious..." he muttered, eyes wide.  You were sound asleep, still clinging to his arm. Ais sighed out of frustration one more time, asking himself what to do. But he didn’t think about it much longer. “Well… Let’s just stay here for tonight.” He put himself under the sheets, covering you with them at the same time.

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You were cold. Goosebumps lined the flesh of your body. You slowly woke up, searching for your blanket. When you finally felt its fabric under your fingers, you grabbed it to cover yourself, but a stronger pull on the other edge of it almost tore your arm apart (once again…). You sat up on your bed with a start and gasped when you saw who was at the other edge. “What the… Ais?” What was he doing in your bed? Your first move was to look at how you were dressed, and when you noticed that you still had on the clothes you wore yesterday, you let out a relieved sigh. Ais got immediately woken up when you spoke and looked at you with annoyance. “Keep it down, would you?” “Hey! You’re the one in my room, stealing my blanket. What are you doing here?” But instead of answering, his head snapped toward something in the middle of the room. It was still dark outside, so it was hard for you to see what got his attention. “What is it?!” you asked, panicked. When your eyes finally adapted to the bit of light the moon was offering, a scream escaped from your mouth. “What the fuck?!” Leander was there, sat on a chair, feet laid on the low table of your bedroom. His arms were crossed and he was simply looking at the two of you from where he was, unblinking. “Is he… sleeping with his eyes open?” you asked Ais. But he didn’t answer. Leander did. “No, I’m awake.” He surprised you once more, and you let out another brief, startled scream. “Since when are you here?!” “Oh. Four hours maybe?” Your jaw dropped. How could he answer that with such casualness? “What… When do you sleep?” Leander got up from his chair and opened the door with a smile. “I don’t.” He left you completely agape. It wasn’t the first time Leander was giving off such strange vibes, but the more you got to know him, the weirder he was to you. When you turned toward Ais to ask him if what happened was a normal thing from Leander, you noticed he disappeared too. “Well…” You couldn’t find it in you to get back to sleep after what happened, and you stayed awake until you could see the sun rise. You told yourself that maybe you should talk to Kuras about what just happened; he was the most ‘normal’ one of this weird group, and you were going to need something for your hangover anyway… You’ll remember to lock your door next time.

[nonbinaryaubrey]

pretty muuch everyone in the cast has some minor inconsistencies between their artbook cover artwork, ingame art work, and sprites. (this is INCREDIBLY nitpicky i do not care thaat much.. but still. wanna point it out. also i am DEFINITELY missing things i am not going too in depth here i am soo eepy)

some small examples:

sunny:

in sunny's official artwork, and all of his in game artwork, his vest is completely black, the only time this isnt consistent is in his actual pixel sprite

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Omori:

he has a preeetty simple design? so his never gets too inconsistent. but at times his sock length are changed.

(socks higher up)

(socks lower than the knees)

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Kel:

Obviously, DW!Kels shirt changes constantly between artworks. cant even be annoyed at this one that shirt looks like agony to draw, altho his sprite loses the more pastel coloration.. altho i think this is just kind of a consistent thing with the dw sprites, so i wont point it out much with them.

RW Kel doesnt have.. anything suuuper noticeable ?as far as i can tell. but his sprite and actual artwork definitely have.. inconsistencies (skin tone, along with the stripe on his pants)

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Aubrey:

DW Aubrey doesnt have anything suuper inconsistent i believe? so i wont bring her up. and we have already talked about RW Aubrey. her outfit is. WILLDLY inconsistent between artworks, even in the game itself. (im NOT getting into other official artworks here but . her shoes too i believe tend to not stick too one design)

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Hero:

for DW Hero, just inconsistencies with the stripe thickness, the collar part of his pajamas, and.. whatever the part near the hands are called being either solid white, solid blue, or striped

for RW Hero.. oh boy. His shirt collar

Official artwork (and tag photos) it looks like this ^

in his talk sprite, its still a vneck but with a white stripe

when he saves you from drowning, it looks like this

even his pixel sprites have inconsistencies between eachother

(normal)

(hospital)

good fucking lord man .!!!

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Mari:

not too much with her actually!! main thing is. inconsistencies with her having shoes or not. (if u want a bit in non-in game comparisons, some official art has her dw self wearing socks when in game i dont think shes ever shown wearing them?)

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Basil:

and to end it all off, lets move onto Basil. !!!

(going to point this out first, in a LOT of both RW in DW Basil's actual artwork, he has 2 little tufts of hair at the top of his head, but in both his talk sprites and overworld sprites, its missing)

for DW Basil there is.. 2 things i think?

1: the flower crown. it varies.. a LOT between artwork. kind of obvious.

aaand. 2. his shirt . in most artwork ^ like shown above, it has a rounded tshirt neck. but in one specific artwork, it shows it being a collared shirt with a button

for RW Basil.. i dont think theres much?

kiiind of the same issue as sunny? tho less obvious ig. his shirt is shown as dark green in the official artwork, but as a muuch lighter green in the sprite.

also in his battle sprite, he loses that... little part between the vest and the collar of his shirt? idk what to call it.

i beliiieeeve thats.. it for them all? i think i am missing things apologies .but i dont feel like looking thru the wiki anymore . and i have no space left for imgs pretty much

[kikiofthevast]

Hi you asked for prompts so I have a pretty basic one bc I'm eepy

Traffic life and/or locked tomb but with tma entity aligments

Like web ianthe, stranger gideon, flesh dulcinea, lonely 8th house, potentially end harrow but I think more specifically spiral or lonely??? with the necromancers being semi aligned with the end in general

As for the life series, maybe eye grian, slaughter gem, web etho, desolation jimmy, spiral bigb, stranger scar, dark ren?, end skizz, and idk why but I want to say buried tango

Yeah idk do whatever you want with this im tired

Ooooo yes yes yes very fun I love it!!!

I’ll stick with tlt for now but I am always thinking about entities for traffic life

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You think it’s been a month when you get a close enough look at Ianthe’s hair to notice the cobwebs.

Your first instinct is to recoil, but you think about it. She doesn’t seem to notice them, and they don’t come out even when she styles her hair. Nobody else seems to see them, just like they can’t see the fog curled around your legs that matches the wisps you see at God’s heels.

You wonder why the fog has been with you for so long, but it almost makes sense. It’s not as if people in your life have lingered, and you are alone, as you have always been. The other Lyctors are distant, and Ianthe is your only point of genuine connection.

But.

The cobwebs give you the creeps. You can’t explain it, but there’s just something about them that put you off. Of course, it could very well just be Ianthe herself that’s putting you off, but the cobwebs are something else. Something uncomfortable.

If you ask about them, Ianthe will probably just lie.

But you want to know.

That thought send a bolt of pain through your head, and you pass out again.

[sleepanonymous]

Posting here for reasons! Ok so! To whom it may concern, idk! Call me a party pooper & an old head for this but all this "tummy" talk about III is rubbing me the wrong way. This isn't meant to make anyone feel bad at all! I come in peace!!! BUT! Y'all know the guys see a lot of what we talk about, right? I've seen it done about Vess as well before, concerning stretch marks. Can you imagine people posting zoomed in photos of your stretch marks or bloated tummy all over the Internet, and having full blown discourse about it? You'd be mortified! Would you say the same things about or to the Sleepy ladies...? Probably not. 🤔 Maybe I'm being a giant hypocrite. Sure. There's some nuance here and I know most of the comments usually come from a sweet & silly place because we love them SO sooo much!!❤️ And I am surely not immune to speaking on their physical appearance as well but never would I purposely say things that could make the guys possibly feel insecure or crappy under Instagram posts or whatever. These men have insecurities just like you and I. Yeah, it comes with the territory, blah blah blah, ect... But I'll tell you right now.... I can promise you, at least I feel I can speak on III.... He don't like it! lol So please show some respect in that matter. I guess my point is, if you care about the Sleepy dudes like I do, please pause before you say something that might make another human feel shitty about their body. We all struggle and you wouldn't like it if the tables were turned onto you. I truly come in peace! I love you all! 💖

Hello love 🖤 Sorry it took so long for me to get to this ask, by the time I got home from errands I had a migraine so I took a nap instead of getting online.

I don’t want to add too much to this post, since I think you’ve stated everything fairly clearly. I could easily fall into that hypocrite pile with you (I poke a lot of fun at the Eepy Guys, and even thirst over them, especially in more “private” online spaces like group chats/Discord). But even coming from good intentions, the comments could definitely be interpreted as malicious and hurtful. I’ve always struggled with body image/self esteem, so I think that’s why I reacted so negatively to that one nasty comment made about Vessel’s face.

One last thing to add, and not to scare anyone but just to add a little extra mindfulness to this ask: The band do 100% lurk and have burner accounts for online spaces. I’ve been told this by three different sources at this point, so I’m inclined to believe it.

P.S. I don’t mind being a mouthpiece for longer, more serious posts like this, especially if you DM me first 🖤

[localmentallyillwriter]

!!! WRITING BLOG !!!

HIII !!! I'm M (or anything I don't care)

English is my first language but I really don't understand it a lot, so if you see many spelling mistakes or bad grammar I'm sorry :(

Continued reading for more info if your interest :3

I'm a writer (obviously lmao) and I would love to take requests from people !!!

I'll mostly take requests for fandoms im in so:

BSD and Sonic (the only two I'm currently fixated on, so i'll really end up only writing about these two sorry)

I'll do mostly anything, and i would do OC x Character, Y/N x Character, Reader x Character, Character x Character, angst, fluff, nsfw, sfw :3 (F/M, M/M, F/F, GN/GN and everything else, you get the gist I'm sure)

I won't be doing any minor x adult characters (pedophilia), any glorified abuse/sh/suicide/sa/r@ape. I wont do any animal s3x but idk if someone wants me to write a warrior cat fanfic or something i'd be okay with that, just nothing sexual because thats WEIRD !!! I wont be doing any fetishes that im really uncomfortable with (ect piss, scat, vomiting, feet 😭) and sometimes i might just end up not wanting to write anything so i wont do your fic.

I promise i will try my ABSOLUTE hardest to finish most requests i get :3 but i do have some mental issues that make me eepy and sad a lot :( but if i have free time i will use it to write.

If the fic is really long i'll post it on my aO3 but if its a short thing i'll post it here :3

(i'd prefer shorter things because yk its easier and i can get more done😭🥲 I'd also prefer writing more angst, or fluff stuff, i dont really want to write smut and nsfw, but i mean, i can if someones wants it)

I dont care if minors interact (well maybe unless your like under 14), but if i write a more explicate fic i'll put a warning and request they dont read it (i cant stop them, if they read it its there own choice) If you interact with a nsfw/sexual post/request something sexual and i discover your a minor then you'll get a block sadly, so please if your a minor just request things that you can read, dont try to read things your squishy little brains shouldnt be reading. (if your an ageless account and request something sexual, i ALSO wont do it sadly because i REALLY just dont want to risk writing something sexual for a minor, because that just makes me incredibly uncomfortable, so i might not also take anon requests as well if its sexual, SORRY !!!!)

I might mischaracterise some of the chatacters if i really have no clue how to write them, but i'll try to make them as canon as possibly. I think the best people im writing are:

Kunikida, Oda and Dazai, maybe Chuuya and Sigma XP Sonic as well

(Also i am not writing Sonic x Shadow fvcking, I could do them kissing or whatever. Im sorry that i keep going over more sexual things, but i just want to make the boundary clear)

IF YOU FEED MY WORK TO AI I WILL FEED YOUR FAMILY TO A MEAT GRINDER- jokes guys, but please dont take my work and put it into ai that is really disheartening, and if i find it out, i'll be deleting all of my works and crying into a corner :D

Also i wouldn't mind doing one shots (i think thats what its called) and just headcanons for things characters might do :D

BYEEE !!!! I dunno how to make this page look cute or exciting but i really hope you would like to read my work lmaaoo :D

(i also made up my mind, anyone under 14, DNI with my page, its could be quite....well intense and not media your smooth brains should be consuming.)

(I love him so much :3)

Stuff I've already done :D

https://www.tumblr.com/localmentallyillwriter/771361410681831424/odaaa

https://www.tumblr.com/localmentallyillwriter/772928268241371136/chuuya

[teddybeartoji]

mickey, i’m gonna go insane if i don’t get miji’s orchid , polaroid and macaroon ꒰♡˃̶̤́ ꒳ ˂̶̤̀ ꒱

MINNIE MINNIE MINNIEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR PLAYING WITH ME SWEETHEART I LOVE HIM SO BAD THIS MADE ME SOO HAPPYYY<3333333

orchid ৻ꪆ what does your home look like?

OUR HOMEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it's a cozy little place, it's not too big but it is very open. like it doesn't feel crammed up in any way yk? he lets me do whatever with the decor btw he doesn't really buy any trinkets or random stuff buuuut he doesn't mind that i do!!!!!!!!! we have a bunch of film posters up on our walls and we have a big dvd collection (that we are VERY proud of)(but we won't.. admit that). we also have a bathtub!!!!!!! it's very important to me bc i just really want a bathtub okay lmao

anyway i just want our home to be very cozy and warm idk these give off the vibe the best i think:33333333

polaroid ৻ꪆ what’s your favorite picture of them? what’s their favorite picture of you?

minnie i am SO weak for sleepy s/o pics okay i have a whole folder for sleepy toji pics he's my teddy bearrr he looks so fucking warm when he sleeps i get so much comfort out of just by looking at him lmao anyway my favourite FAVOURITE sleepy toji pic is one i took when he was sleeping on top of me:3333333 he had his head on my chest and i was playing with his hair and he dozed off and he was snoring quietly and hhhhhhhhhhhh i loved that so much and so i decided to capture the moment hehehhe it's a pretty blurry pic but i couldn't care any less<33333333333333

i had this question before too and then i said that his favourite pic is me sleeping and cuddling with our cat lmao (isn't it so cute that we both love sleepy eepy pics:3333333) buuut he also really loves this one he took very very sneakily... he's been practicing...... anyway he took one of me when i was all heart eyes while looking at some artbooks lmao i was probably talking his ears off too idk he really must be so smitten huh... (i'm kicking my feet rn minnie i love him sooosomuch)

macaroon ৻ꪆ where do you and your lover adore to have sex?

AS BASIC AS IT IS . the bed . agshdhsahdggashha loooook looook loook we are very simple people okay... comfort over everything.... there needs to be enough room for him to fuck my brains out alright... getting fucked into the mattress is a favourite of mine and i think he's very into that too so to us, the bed really is the best place lmao

okay no but we also love the . couch.............. 😭😭😭 as if that's any more excitingghasdghashgdghas the couch is typically more of a spontaneous thing for us, it's a likely place for a quickie yk? like when we come home and the bedroom is just tooooo fucking far nyehehehhe

OKOK I HAVE ONE MORE TO OFFER ACTUALLYYYY . drumrollllllll please.................................. the bathroom... hsdhgsadhasfdsaf IN FRONT OF THE MIRROR specifically okay he likes to watch me (freak alert wtf) and so doing it in front of a mirror is one of his favourite ways!!!!!!!!!

selfship asks:3333

[cheezygoddess]

In reference to the WIP post, I wanna hear about your Library Ghost story. 👀👀

[i am eepy and on my phone plz forgive typos autocorrect etc]

That's a fun one! It's dead on main (Danny/Jason Todd) and was gonna be fluffy and I suppose still might be. I wrote a real angsty bit with Bane that needed a home and it's here atm

But that's not the au!

The au is 'Danny and Jason use the same library and Danny thinks Jason is a ghost haunting this library' so Danny brings him books in thanks. Jason is not actually a ghost and might not even be a halfa idk yet, the Waynes are famous for being rich and having drama (usually stuff they act out for the lulz to keep their cover as being too ridiculous to be vigilantes)

Jason died and came back but when he put a bomb on the batmobile he not only didn't detonate it, he realized he just wants to go to college and *live* so he comes back and does exactly that.

Danny is of course being ghost polite and at first Jason assumes he's trying to ingratiate himself or even stalk him but nah. Danny just brings him seemingly random books then goes off to do his thing (use textbooks because he likes hardcopies and he's not paying for books he'll never use again)

And then Danny gives him a really really old copy of Emma by Jane Austen and he accidentally info-dumps in excitement. He's embarrassed after but Danny has been kinda worried that this ghost isn't talking about books, why else is he haunting the library? But after that thinks he's finally found why this library Ghost is here so he now brings Jason random Jane Austen things (usually books) and chills with Jason while he goes off on whatever his gift was or reminds him of.

Jason decides Danny is alright and asks him out for coffee/tea. Danny only realizes he's not a ghost at the coffee shop and is embarrassed. They date. End [jazz hands] unless I put the thing with bane here, then they date, bane shows up and hurts Jason, Danny overshadows bane and (currently) turns him in (while phasing through things badly and getting shit stuck in Banes body at a molecular level on the way there)

I have written actual stuff for this but, eepy, so gnight

[werewolf-femboy-maid]

Guys I am so fucking eepy sleepy but it's already almost 5:30 am

and I was gonna give my family okra water in the morning and I don't want to miss it. I might just have some coffee after the shower and just read and take it easy until.i give them the okra water and then I'll go eepy sleepies. Fuck my schedule is so bad tho... ehhhb whatever idk

I'm gonna likely go to bed early tomorrow if I take only a small nap today...

Well no more being mean to myself. Being mean has nothing to do with improving my sleep schedule or literally anything. Holy shit I am so sleepy tho. But I know one person has work after 10 am so I just have to hold out until before then

Hhhhh I'm gonna ve very angry if I fall asleep and then sleep in and we didn't get to drink the okra water... but at the same time, two other people might sleep in, so idk... hhhhhhhh it's just so hard to be patient with myself when I've been so slow my whole life.

Here have some soothing goodnight gifs to drink water to

All the love. Yall stay safe and have lovely dreams and if you're being a night owl like me then that's fine just take care of yourself however you're able to <3

[white-collar-cannibal]

okay hear me. out. i think austin would end up internalizing the most homophobia from showfall. cause i think sneeg hits a point where he's like ohhh my god who cares!!! maybe i am a weird freak sinner pervert. i do not caaaare. bcuz he is at such a high point from being in a fulfilling relationship. after frank dies. man idk. i think it's very not good for him but since he is so zonked on set into thinking frank's still alive it's not as devastating for his self-conception as it could be. and charlie is kinda like. yeah the word gay feels scary and bad to say and to think. but that's my brother and i love him and that comes first. so. and niki is too busy trying to destroy herself to internalize thoughts about other people. no thoughts on ethan or vinny rn. but austin? dude i think he is so fucked up on that respectability politics grindset. like he's like yeah maybe i'm gay but i'm Normal about it. i'm not like those other weird freaks. why can't you also be Normal. and by Normal he means like closeted. because he was targeted so directly for being queer by showfall that he became wildly defensive about denying it cause he didn't know what else to do. and then that just like. wormed its way into his brain as he had to keep doing it and as he got like violently jealous over sneeg getting to have a boyfriend. like he's like why can't the two of you just be Normal. and stop trying to touch each others' spleens or whatever (because they are real freaks to me) and that morphs over time into just. that kinda take over any kind of visible queerness. he'll unlearn it after he gets out it's just. going to take a While. anyway i'm wildly eepy rn so maybe this post doesn't make sense. anyway.

[oikasugayama]

Omg I’m so eepy and it’s so late rn (no it’s not, it’s like 8:50 pm) but I HAVEEE to get this out 😿

First!! I’m gonna beat Fyodor for not letting me cling to him 😡😡😡 he’s so mean to me 😞😞😔😔

AND SECOND (the actual reason behind my ask!!) SO I’VE HAD THIS LIL THOUGHT FOR SO LONG AND NEED TO KNOW IF ANYONE ELSE AGREES!! Okay, so like I feel like Kunikida just had this like…pure fascination and attraction to alt people…like ESPECIALLY goths 🤭😍 like, he totally just admires people being different and showing off who they are, not caring abt anyone’s “comfort”. Also feel like he’d think they’re super brave. I js imagine him being like the stereotypical casually dressed, normal guy, bf with a gothic or emo partner who overdresses for everything. He’d totally love it too 😭

I feel like I’ve said smth like this before but idk so whatever 😭

Also, it’s so silly how a lot of the things I’ve said have been about him despite the fact he’s not my favorite. Don’t get me wrong, I adore him sm but out of every single character Ranpo is highkey my favorite. Like he’s so me. I AM Ranpo 😭🙏 my favs prolly go Ranpo #1, then Fyodor, Chuuya, Kunikida, and Nikolai in some random order (I totally don’t have a type 😿)

-🪐

This has been buried in my ask box and I'm so sorry 🪐 anon

Kunikida 🤝 Chuuya

Having a crush on Akutagawa's BTGGF

Kunikida and Chuuya have a lot alike in terms of who they like....bc they're both definitely into alt and goth styles, but for diff reasons. Kunikida isn't in that scene at all but he's fascinated when he sees a really beautiful person walk by in this very specific tailored outfit. If he gets to talk to them and spend time with them he'd come to really respect their dedication to their style and the discipline it takes to put together such all-consuming styles.

My favs have been the same since I got into the show, I'm definitely still top 3 Ango, Akutagawa, Kunikida, and I also think Dazai and Nikolai are hot and I ship ranpoe harddddd

[linawritesocs]

Here is my writing for you <3

Aka reasons why I KNOW Lilia x Lina x Rollo is canon frfr

First of all, the vibes and the aesthetics are there. Trust

The :D x :( x :| dynamic is so fun. So so fun

Lilia is scooping you and Rollo up in his arms and giving you both forehead kisses <3

You and Rollo have things in common and I think you'd be able to help each other get through a lot of stuff!

Plus Lilia is there to always support you and he's very understanding!! No judgment from him at all, absolutely 0

Again, LILIA AND ROLLO WOULD FIND YOUR SMILE AND LITERALLY EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU STUNNING!!! GORGEOUS!!! They wouldn't want to change a single thing about you!

They'd take such good care of you, no cap. Seriously. They'd be absurdly good at it. And they're incredibly careful and ask if you're comfortable :)

Why did they fall for you? Not sure with them but in my head, they saw a failgirl meow meow (affectionate) and went "OMG I LOVE THEMMM" and "...Okay so I love them"

Also that one Halloween drawing you did is like. Stuck in my head permanently. The vampire x witch x priest one.

Ngl I think y'all should have a pet cat. Idk why but it seems right

So the fireworks during masquerade, right? Or whatever they were if they weren't fireworks, I'm not sure jsndkfs

I think Rollo would take you both to a place that's kinda far and the sounds aren't very audible, but the view of the town is great! And you get a clear view of the fireworks so that you don't have to miss how pretty they are!

I'm trying to think of date ideas but I'm kind of blanking rn? I know it'd be something more low-key... OHHH what if cat cafe??? (I feel like I keep mentioning cats but that's literally your and Rollo's energies, I can't just forget cats)

Whenever you're sick, Rollo would definitely take some time away from NBC, like a few hours, so he can see you and make sure you're doing all right! Maybe he brings you some food or medicines he heard is good for you!

I'm sure Lilia does a really good job too, plus he'd make sure you aren't lonely and in low spirits!

Random thought: If Silver is basically the son of Lilia and Lina, what's Rollo's role? I feel like he doesn't dislike Silver, that's all, but if you have thoughts... 👁️👁️

Cottagecore house cottagecore house cottagecore house

Once y'all graduate I can see you having a cottagecore house. Yes just like Seth and Rollo

That's all I have rn but PLEASE RAMBLE IN YOUR RESPONSE IF YOU WANT!!! I WANNA HEAR MORE ABOUT THEM <333

HSDHDJSJSDJKSJS TARUUUUU THIS IS SO CUTE I'M GONNA CRYYYYYY

and you're right. rollo x lina are just cat x cat. both of them are so cat-coded.

THE IMAGE OF LILIA SCOOPING BOTH ME AND ROLLO UP IS SO FUNNY but it's okay i know he can do it

everything about the vampire x priest x witch au is perfect. lina and lilia already dating and lilia going "hey dude wanna form a polycule". rollo naming one of the bells john and making cole and sebastian worry for his mental health. rollo being So Scared that someone is gonna find out about his relationship with those two but when cole and sebastian do find out they just go "OMG SO YOU DO HAVE BITCHES SLAYYYYY- ahem, we mean. wow.. you're not maidenless.." lina secretly being a catgirl and hiding her cat ears under her witch hat and fully turning into a cat when she's comfortable around rollo. honestly priest!rollo is a very popular au concept especially with a vampire/witch/other "monster" s/o but like. come on. we all know this is the best one /lh

. I GUESS SILVER CAN ALSO BE ROLLO'S SON THOUGH THAT'D BE SO FUNNY IT'S LIKE ".. so. uh. y-you're dating my father." ".. yes" "and you're also dating my mother" "also yes" ".. uh. does that make you-" "i am literally one year older than you" "okay father number two" NO BUT THEY EVEN LOOK KINDA SIMILAR. KNIGHT OF DAWN WHO. i'm actually obsessed with the way how silver actually looks and acts like a mix of them. he can appear very suddenly, scaring others in the process, just like lilia, he's eepy like lina and also tends to blame himself a lot just like them and he looks a lot like rollo and is very serious and responsible, just like him. he is literally their son. i'm gonna sob

here are some of my fav lina x lilia x rollo concepts if you don't mind me sharing!

lilia is 700 years old and he's been through so much and it took a lot of time for him to change and become the gremlin that he is today. lina is MUCH younger than him, but she also had to go through a lot of horrors. lilia never says that their trauma isn't valid and never says stuff like "well at least you didn't have to fight in a war". he just hopes they can feel a bit lighter when he's around.

i've mentioned before that i imagine lina's unique magic hurting them a lot in exchange for them to do things as good (or better than) as others so yeah, maybe rollo would find lina suspicious at first but then imagine him finding out about what her magic is doing to her and he's like. "SEE. I AM RIGHT. WE HAVE TO SAVE YOU WE HAVE TO GET RID OF MAGIC WE HAVE TO-" and lina is standing there like "sir.. why do you want to save me.."

*sobs* rollo putting a flower in lina's hair while she's sitting lost in thought and comparing her to that flower *CRIES*

rollo being confused why lilia is 100% okay with a poly relationship and lilia is like "well. uh. well. you see. i have EXPERIENCE" mallenoa and her husband (possibly crowley)

ACTUALLY IT'S SO FUNNY bc if you think about it lina x lilia x rollo is like a reverse version of that relationship. it's not the "actual queen" and a "trash man" it's "the nbc student council president and the most talented student from that school" and "a wet cat i found on the street and said "i just think it's neat"".

*SOBBING* LINA HAS NOTICEABLE FANGS.. DO YOU KNOW WHO ALSO HAS THOSE.. which means linalilia can just bite rollo whenever they want.

lina and lilia dye each other's hair all the time and try to make rollo join them. they fail but it's okay