#(uh oh spaghetti-os)

[mastershaker69]

Id say so 😭 bro seemed terrified

Oh damn

What do I do

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When my mom said she didn't like being my mother on my birthday...I wanted to laugh, but cry at the irony and how funny she said that on my birthday. I know it was because she was frustrated, but...damn. Out of all the days? My birthday? I actually felt like running into traffic or hitting my head on the wall of the Peabody Hotel where we were standing at. If my mom told me she didn't like being my mother, what would stop her from stopping me?

I started crying like the crybaby I am and I tried my best to keep myself from letting out any noises, but I did and she heard. She got even more angrier and said that it was what she felt all the time when I was being myself. Love it when she blames me for her problems even though she's also the problem. Like uhhh, I have horrible habits of hating myself and seeing myself as selfish and a crybaby for wanting to vent out my frustrations and wanting to cry all my feelings out because it's all I can do.

Reasons why I hate myself is because she's made me feel so shitty about myself. Why I'm scared to tell the truth is because of her. Why I'm scared of just asking for anything, especially food, is because she made me feel bad about my weight at times.

And I have to not feel these things because I get yelled at. When I need help, I can't tell my mom because she'll make me feel worse about myself. Even when she says I can tell her anything if I ever need help, I know she won't help me. Because I have told her how I feel. I've told her how shitty I feel and how sometimes, killing myself feels like the best option for anything. And then I get shamed for feeling that way. She yells at me and how she has problems herself and saying things like "What would happen if I killed myself? What would you do? Huh, how would you feel not having a mom anymore?"

And it's like "Well, I wanted help but I guess I won't be getting it." And I'm scared to say anything to my dad and step-mom because I don't know how they'd feel. What they'd say. How much more shitty I'd feel.

So uhhh...yeah. My mom apparently doesn't like being my mother, even if she says she doesn't mean it, I feel like it's somehow true.

[melpcmene-arch]

Vash: Well, needless to say. Uh-oh Spaghetti-os.

This should be a canon line now, and it is, because I say so

[redgentleengie]

"I feel... a *grave* disturbance in the Force."

[turtle-trash]

Looks around nervously. Gee I hope I didn’t accidentally cause a potential rift in puyo fans over posting that screenshot [gets scared Ai style]

[dragonspleenistasty]

Hmmm,,, perhaps I should make a side blog so I can do whatever I want and be a freak there,,

[acrazyvictorianscientist]

Since my last one did so well, here’s more TF2 incorrect quotes!!

Scout, on the phone with Pauling: So no head?

Scout: *Throws phone and breaks skateboard*

Scout on Monday: *glues a dime to the sidewalk* Heh heh heh.

Scout on Wednesday: *walking down the street* Ooh hey! A dime!

Heavy, gently nudging Medic aside with his foot: Herbie, move out of way so Heavy doesn’t don’t trip on you.

Medic, his eyes enormous: You kick Doctor? You kick his body like the football? Oh! Oh! Jail for Misha! Jail for Misha for one thousand years!

Spy: New year, same me. Because I'm perfect.

Demoman & Soldier in the back of Sniper's car: MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!

Spy: We have food at home.

Sniper: *pulls into the McDonald's drivethrough*

Demoman & Soldier: YAYYYYYY!

Sniper: *orders one black coffee and leaves*

Pyro, behind their mask: Well, needless to say. Uh-oh Spaghetti-os.

Heavy: Do you want to know your gay name?

Medic: My... my gay name?

Heavy: да. It is Doktor first name-

Medic: Haha. Very funny Misha-

Heavy: *gets down on one knee* And Heavy last name.

Medic: Oh- oh mein gott.

Pyro: Gender? Ha, yeah. I totally have one of those, definitely. There's some sort of gender around here, gimmie a second.

Pyro, throwing dirty laundry around: Shit. I know it was here... I saw it yesterday!

Pyro, crawling around on the floor, looking under things: Ugh... Sorry, gimmie a sec... I swear, I had it just the other day...

Engineer : Do you have any idea what you’re doing?

Soldier: Why start now?!

Sniper: Do you love me?

Spy: So much. Why?

Sniper: Just checking. It seems like you want me to die.

Spy: Where did you get that tomato soup?

Soldier: It’s actually a bowl of ketchup I just microwaved!

Demoman: I am 39 cheetos tall.

Medic: Why... are you measuring your height in cheetos?

Demoman: Because we're out of doritos.

Scout: Spy doesn’t look very happy.

Sniper: That's his happy. He’s just a bitch.

Medic: Christmas lights?

Sniper: Check.

Pyro: Thermos of hot cocoa?

Sniper: Check.

Scout: Santa suits?

Sniper: Check.

Engineer: Shovel?

Sniper: Check.

Spy: Alibi and bail money?

Sniper: Check- wait, WHAT?!

*The team’s reaction to being told they're the chosen one*

Soldier: I will not let you down.

Scout: Sounds fun.

Sniper: K.

Heavy: No, I'm fucking not.

Spy: Do I have to be?

Engineer : Please god, I am so tired.

Engineer: No problemo.

Narrator: But it was all problemo.

[percyweasleyapologist]

James: Well, needless to say. Uh-oh Spaghetti-os. 

[newkatzkafe2023]

Okay, whenever you get the chance, Black Myth Wukong and D.O meet baby Jr. when reader finds his egg and they think they're a dad. ☺️

Uh oh spaghetti-os🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

(BMW Wukong) Oh lord he's in a state of panic, considering his rapidly pale face. He had so many questions, YOU WERE PREGNANT?! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL HIM?! WHEN DID HE EVEN GET THAT CLOSE FOR MATING?! DIDN'T YOU HATE ME AT FIRST!?!??! he was having mental breakdown because of this but all you did was smack him upside his head and tell him that Goji Jr is adopted. This knowledge calmed down Wukong in the meantime but he was still nervous about properly raising baby goji, once the baby blues go away FUN terrible influence comes into play and it's gonna feel like you have 2 babies🙄🙄🙄

(Destined one) the poor monkey man is screaming on the inside for two reasons. Goji Jr was so ridiculously adorable with his big innocent eyes and friendly personality, and the second reason he had a son and had no FREAKING idea. The Destined one was ashamed of himself and immediately went to make it up to you and Jr, and he took his job as father and provider seriously and made raising Jr One of his main priorities. Despite you telling the Destined one that he's adopted and came out of an egg, but that didn't stop the Destined one. This might also be a good time for him to pop the question to you.💍

FEEL FREE TO REBLOG👶

[hms-incorrect-quotes]

Soul: Well, needless to say. Uh-oh Spaghetti-os.

[arcane-jinx-2024]

Jinx, after killing Silco: Well, needless to say. Uh-oh Spaghetti-os.

[brainfilehasstoppedworking]

I love staring at my art and feeling very insecure about it. Because sadly, I'm one of those people that very much sadly, compares it to others who are just amazing at it. And I know that's literally part of "What Not To Do As An Artist 101" but I do it. And I'm not proud. I also just look at it and wonder why it just looks awful, yeah, others say it's good and I feel confident about it. But I can't help but also think it's awful looking and that everyone is lying to me.

It's probably the most common thing ever in an artist. Actually, it most definitely is. In some forms or another. My art isn't the most amazing compared to others who are better, but I like to feel proud of it. I just can't let myself be proud for too long or else it'll just get into my head. I think I've just compared myself to others for too long because it's just...something I've done.

I think it just kinda what has to do with my mom I guess. I dunno, something in my childhood must have made me start just comparing myself to others and wishing I was better. Eh. Whatever. That's just how it is, I guess. It won't get better, but it just doesn't stop me from drawing. Even if I hate the look of it sometimes.

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Julie: ...well, needless to say; uh-oh Spaghetti-os!

[wordy-little-witch]

CoS Incorrect Quotes hours the brain rot is rotting the brain lmaoooooooo

P.S. While spoilers are limited, I also Refuse The Ending and so 95% of stuff is in my own little made up parallel reality bc ShepNax Sparks Joy

Kana: What's the most illegal thing you can do with one gold?

Shepherd, running on VERY little sleep: Exchange it for a hundred coppers, put them all in a sock, and then beat someone to death with it.

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Professor Clayton: Your smug self-assuredness is revolting.

Sarnax: I think we need to validate self confidence more, lest you end up angry at others for having even a sliver of it. I have done nothing wrong and I have a heart of gold.

Victoria: I think this message is extremely valid, but also Sarnax has implied wanting to set off the Yellowstone supervolcano, so what's the truth?

Sarnax: I want to set it off.

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Victoria: Let’s not Professor this into a worse situation than it already is.

Clayton: Did you just use my name as a verb?

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Shepherd, completely deadpan: Well, needless to say. Uh-oh Spaghetti-os.

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Professor: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it.

Professor: And I started thinking.

Professor: Like, it was just trying to get food.

Professor: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck?

Victoria: Are you ok?

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Victoria: We need a way to lure in Vistani assistance

Kana: Perhaps we could arrange an entertainment event.

Sarnax: We could give them Shepherd's bath water.

Shepherd: ABSOLUTELY NOT!

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Kana, to Shepherd: You drink too much, swear too much, and your morals are highly questionable.

Shepherd: …

Kana: You are everything I’ve ever wanted in a best friend.

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Shepherd: I like to think of myself as a semi responsible adult here.

Kana: Sarnax is 70% of your impulse control and you know this Shepherd.

Sarnax: I feel like Shepherd is the more responsible one of us two though.

Shepherd: We are both 70% of each others' impulse control.

Sarnax: that is a fair assessment

Shepherd: Just two bastards in pinwheel hats spinning on the merry-go-round at dangerous velocities, holding each other’s hands so the other doesn’t fall off.

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Professor: I refuse to apologize for being weird or off-putting. That’s actually your problem. I’m having a fantastic time!

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Sarnax, to Victoria: you are harboring a deep wickedness....

Shepherd: whooooa, buddy, I didn't expect this from you!

Kana: yes, Sarnax, I had not expected you to be homophobic.

Sarnax: wh- no? I am not homophobic!

Professor: sounds like something a homophobe would say - especially after such a blatant call on her rights to love who she wishes!

Sarnax: ...... I do not care if you enjoy kissing women, love is love, but I draw the line at Strandanya

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Victoria: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Kana: Wasn’t the Professor with you?

Professor: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

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Shepherd: I like to play this game called nap roulette. I take a nap and don’t set an alarm. Will it be 20 min or 4 hours? Nobody knows. It’s risky and I like it. There might be dragons.

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Shepherd: If I say yes am I joining a cult?

Sarnax: From a certain point of view.

Shepherd: I’m in.

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Victoria: Hey, aren’t you Professor Clayton?

Professor: You a cop?

Victoria: No.

Professor: Then yes, I am.

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Sarnax: Honestly, I am so ominous and off-putting. So full of dark, cultish knowledge. I feed on the souls of the enemies I strike fear into -

Kana: You cuddle with a lantern nightlight to sleep.

Sarnax: Gherix is a protective and warm God, you're just jealous.

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Shepherd: Life keeps fucking me and I can't remember the safeword.

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Victoria: You don't need my blessing to go kiss Sarnax. In fact, I was pretty sure you were already kissing Sarnax!

Shepherd: Nope.

Victoria: In that case, as the archbishop of Shepherd's fully awakened gaydom, I give you my blessing to immediately leave and rectify that as soon as possible! Go now, my child, and kiss Sarnax right on the scaley lips!!!

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Victoria: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?

Professor: Literally or figuratively?

Victoria: I have to specify?

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Shepherd: alright, anything you'd like to add, Sarnax?

Sarnax: there are several things I would like to add-

Shepherd: -anything not involving Gherix?

Sarnax: in that case, no.

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Shepherd: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration*

Sarnax: Do not do that, Shepherd. How would you feel if I banged you on the table?

Shepherd: I—

Shepherd: I don’t know the correct answer to that question.

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Professor: Respect my trans homies or I’m gonna identify as a fucking problem.

Shepherd+Victoria: :)

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Professor: Who hurt you?

Shepherd: *snorting* What, do you want a list?

Professor: ...Yes, actually.

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Professor: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!

Professor: *aggressively throws water bottles*

Sarnax: Uh... what is the professor doing?

Kana: He us attempting to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.

Professor: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!

Victoria, crying: It's working.

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Kana: It's pretty cold outside.. wanna hold hands? We should stay close.

Victoria, blushing: Okay.

Professor: It's fucking summer.

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Shepherd, trying to comfort Victoria: What's the problem? Anxiety? Low self-esteem? Obsessive thoughts of random arson? I've been there.

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Victoria: Well, if you're not at least a little bit gay for your friends, then what kind of friend are you?

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Shepherd: Do you support gay rights?

Victoria: I’m literally gay.

Kana: She's avoiding the question!

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Shepherd: To be honest, I'm kinda pissed that I'm not asleep in bed next to the love of my life in a cottage with no obligations other than waterin' my vegetable garden and tendin' the herds.

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Arabelle: so I saw a bunch of older kids running around and being weird, will I be like that when I get bigger? Is that what puberty is?? Puberty is weird if that's what it's like.

Shepherd: puberty is really weird, kid, take it from me - i did that shit twice.

Clayton, choking on his tea: OHMYGOD-

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Tommy, upon learning his dad Shepherd is trans: oh. Can I ask a question?

Shep: yeah buddy, what is it?

Tommy: so if you're a man but had to make yourself comfy like this, then can I get horns like you? The same way?

Shep, mildly emotional: ah, not quite like that. But we can certainly make you a headband, bud.

Tommy: YAY

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BONUS

The Doc: I've only had Silas for a day and a half but if any of you fuckers come for him, I'll burn this whole gods damned continent to the ground.

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Shepherd: *trying to buy a Father's Day card*

Shepherd: Excuse me, do you have any that just say "You are my dad"

Associate: Well, I-

Shepherd: How about "You're stuck with me"

Associate: No...

Shepherd: You know what, I'll just get a blank one.

Shepherd: *writes* You are a father. This is a day. Here is a card. XOXO no refunds...

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Doc: Yes, I'm adopting Shepherd and you cowards can't tell me no!

The townsfolk: Doc, you can't-

Doc: WATCH ME

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Shepherd: whatever doesn't kill me vetterstart running, because now I'm fuckin' pissed

Doc, who taught him everything he knows: THAT'S MY BOY

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Baby Shep: I made this friendship bracelet for you.

Doc: You know, I’m not really a jewelry person.

Baby Shep: You don’t have to wear-

Doc: No, I’m gonna wear it forever. Back off.

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[emotionally-drained-pauling]

okay! *she chucks over a helmet for the moped.* lead the way.

heeeeey sooo how ya doin…? it’s 10:13 now when ya said to meet-

hi?

*opens office door.* ...hey...OH! Yeah, I got it, lemme get my bag. You do know where we're going right?

[doodle-poofes]

Wheel of Weekly AU Designs, turn turn turn! So funnily enough, these designs are from a year ago, I just never came back to them. But the basic idea was Max has Cupid’s Bow but doesn’t fully know how to use it yet. Yakko has a curse that turns him into a monster ((really wringing out the uses for the werewolf-esque designs the weeb warners present)). Max gets frightened and shoots the wrong kind of arrow, uh oh spaghetti-os. He misses, bc it’s Max. But then he goes to retrieve the arrow and he pricks his finger on the tip, Goof Luck for the win. And that’s what starts things off! ((They’re slightly different in concept, but go check out @/cheezydraws’ cupid sketch too!))