#oops! wrong pick🤭

[percyweasleyapologist]

James: Well, needless to say. Uh-oh Spaghetti-os. 

[newkatzkafe2023]

I love your blog. How would the sun wukongs react to their female partner wearing their clothes? But not the armor portion for obvious reasons. Like she would walk in wearing his hanfu shirt, or robe or whatever its called that he’s wearing and at one point she’s like “if you want it back, then come and get it~” while she leans against something in a seductive way.

Ohhhhhhhhhh boi Don't start something you can't finish😏😏😏

(Lmk Wukong) Oh😳..............oh😏 he'll take you up on that challenge he was banging his empty head looking for that shirt. Just to find you're wearing it, and at first you looked adorable, but he gonna need that back. But you just had the challenge him so now he's got you trapped in his room ready to get his shirt but first he has to get Through you.💛🤤

(NR Wukong) Ohhhhhhhhhh Once again you pick the wrong one🤭. This man is shameless and would look for any chance to see you in all your glory. Now to mention your wearing his robe and telling him to get it himself, Ohhhhhhhhhh your in for it now. I just hope you don't have anything important to do later because He's not letting you leave the bed any time soon.🩷💋

(MKR Wukong) Oop😬 someday you're gonna break him for good. It's one thing to steal from him knowing that you're gonna get away with it, but to challenge him. His face was red in both arousal and fury. Then you go and tease him with your cute little smile, and in What I think is his only shirt tell him if he wants it back. Then he gonna have to come and get it.........He will have his revenge.❤️‍🔥😈

(HIB Wukong) He just got Luier and Silly girl to sleep, and now he's getting ready and can't find his shirt. After some time of looking, he finally decided to ask you, just to find that his said shirt on your person. His brain was admittedly buffering because it covered you like a spring dress. He tried to keep a cool head and ask for his shirt back, but then your ass just had to spread on the bed and tell him to get it himself. He can be upset with you later. Right now.He needs you for something very different.🧡🤭

(Netflix Wukong) Maaaaaan he hasn't blushed this hard in a long time. Seriously, he was staying over at your place for the night,

but with you just sitting on your bed wearing his shirt. Makes him want to move in all together, especially with how adorable and innocent you look. He different tries to calm down and ask for his shirt back, but

Oh you want it??? Come and get it❤️

He just can't handle it😫

FEEL FREE TO REBLOG 👕

[vampykween]

cannot stop thinking about miscommunication between reader and ghost 🤭

like imagine being such a people pleaser for ghost that he gets mad at you for doing it but doesn’t tell you that he’s mad because he hates seeing you slowly wear out for him 🤭

honey <3 i could kiss ur little brain omg! the way this had me typing non-stop as soon as i got out of class!!! also this hits so hard for me because i am exactly this type of person yikes! and im sorry because i think i kinda derailed this from ur original idea, oops! hope you enjoy anyway <3

there was a nervous out growing in your stomach, something was wrong and you weren’t sure what. 

simon’s usually warm demeanor towards you had been replaced by the hardness of his moniker ‘ghost’. he was acting stand offish, barely giving you anything besides one-word answers, and sigh deeply at you when you tried to pry. you suddenly felt sick to your stomach, had you not been so good to simon, perfected yourself to be the very best for him? if he didn't love you, then who ever would?

~ 

it was unbearably painful to watch you tear yourself to shreds trying to impress simon. he knew how you were, how you wanted so badly to be the best for everyone. but somehow you were never able to just be the best for yourself. over the year that simon has known you, he has watched you hallow out into the shell of the person you once were, or the person you could actually be had you not tried so hard to be his best little lap dog. 

there was a war raging in his mind, how could you do this to yourself. strip yourself of the soul that made him fall in love with you, to what? be perfect for a man as defiled and beaten down by life as him. 

~ 

after a dragging day of tedious paperwork and training sessions, simon was more than ready than to sink into your embrace. perhaps cuddle up and rewatch love,actually for the millionth time - a favorite of yours. but when he shed his boots by the door he was confused as you usually would trot down the stairs by now to greet him. maybe you were napping? he called out your name and when was met with resounding silence his heart began to race; had the day finally come? had his gruesome nightmares finally become his reality? 

he reached the door to your shared bedroom and frantically threw open the door and his heart plummeted momentarily, until he picked up on the faint sound of your crying behind the bathroom door. 

“love? are you okay?” the lights were off and when he tried the doorknob it was locked. what could’ve possibly happened in the hours he was gone to make you lock yourself away from him? 

“darlin’ please just open the door, i’m worried ‘bout you,” your boyfriend pleaded sadly. 

you let out a shaky huff and managed to unlock the door from where you were crouched down near the vanity. he moved towards you instantly, only able to make out the tear stains on your face and the redness of your eyes from the subtle light pouring in from the bedroom. you turn away from him, feeling unnerved by his concerning gaze. 

“please…don’t look at me, just go away,” you mumbled weakly. you hated him seeing you like this: pathetic and emotional. if he gave you just a minute more alone you could compose yourself and go back to being his perfectly poised girlfriend. 

“‘m not gonna leave, there’s clearly something’ goin on with you baby.” 

the thickness of his accent always strengthens when he’s soft with you as if he’s reaching deep into his soul and pulling from a time when he was sweetest; a young little boy from manchester, accent think and yearning for love. you could feel your throat constricting and your eyes pooling with more fat tears, and suddenly the dam bursts and you wail into his chest. 

“please- please don’t leave me, i promise i’ll be better. i’ll do anything, please i can’t-,” you’re cut off by a deep hiccup and simon grasping your face in his hands- not painfully but commanding you to look into his eyes. 

“love, what- why do you think i would leave you? and be better? what are you on, what would you need to be better about?” 

you stare at him with wide eyes, puzzled by his response. you had been expecting him to tell you this was it, that he was finally done with putting up with someone who would never be good enough for him. 

“you’ve been so distant with me lately. i thought i wasn’t being good enough for you. that i wasn’t good enough for you. im trying so hard to be better, be different, be the best for you and i’m sorry-“ 

“stop, oh my god, stop it please.” the older man effectively halts your self deprecating monologue. “it hurts me, that you think you wouldn’t ever be enough for me when you’re everything i’m not even sure how i even deserve. and i’ll admit i’ve been distant, but only cause i’m frustrated at you. not because i don’t love you, but because i do and everyday i watch you carve out pieces of yourself in order to please me. and love,” he wipes at the tears steadily flowing down your cheeks and smooths down your hair. “i  hate seeing you rid yourself of everything i love about you, to turn yourself into something i never asked you to be.” 

you’re taken aback by your boyfriend’s response. it never occurred to you that he might just love you for who you are, that you didn’t need to change in order for him to want you around. maybe you feel this way because your past partners always ‘loved’ you best when you were the exact copy of their mothers or whatever completely unattainable standards they had. maybe you’re sat sobbing in your boyfriend’s arms because you couldn’t read his emotions well and your mother was a minefield to be around and you never knew what to anticipate. but you also know that despite your shitty past and his, you have someone looking you in the eyes and saying ‘there’s nothing i want more than you as you are’. 

you wipe at your face, as if you could wipe away the pain of insurmountable self-hatred and trauma. “okay, i’m okay. so, you do still love me? because i swear simon i can do whatever you ask of me, i just can’t- i just can’t bear for you to not love me.” despite his earlier words you’re still grappling with the need to please him, to be so good he has no choice but to love you forever and to never leave you. 

“my love, i loved you yesterday, today, and will love you every day for the rest of my life. i can’t let you kill yourself, just to make me happy. in fact, it doesn’t make me happy at all. i love you for who you are, and that’s not gonna change, yeah?” 

you know that if you try to speak, you’ll try to fight him on this, so instead you nod your head fervently until he pulls you until a bruising kiss, that momentarily melts away all your worries. 

[whispersxwhimpers]

9 10 11 13 from the first set of questions and 1 7 9 12 13 20 25 27 from the second. oops that was a lot more than i was expecting hehe

Someone is curious!~ 🤭 Well I'd be happy to answer!

9. Look around yourself, you are EXTREMELY horny. What unusual object are you using to get off?

Hehehe, theres many objects around this room! But the most unusual I'd use would probably be the handle of my sword 🤭💕

10. What slasher killer would you love to get railed by? Why?

Jennifer Check! 🤭 I pick her because I'd love to feel her use her abilities on me...hopefully she likes to play with her food 😏💕

11. What kink/fantasy are you most embarrassed about? Why?

I still fantasize about my ex sometimes. I'm embarrassed for many reasons. Mostly because I know they probably dont feel the same or even think of me anymore, so it feels wrong to think about...but I miss their loving touch sometimes. They thought they were "too soft" for me, but I loved feeling the passion and yearning radiating from them when things got hot and heavy.

13. What is your darkest kink?

CNC play & public humiliation 😊 (recieving mostly)

This or that?

1. Ropes or Cuffs?

Ropes 😊

7. Cuck someone or get cucked?

I'm definitely no spectator, so looks like I'm performing 🤭

9. Obedient Sub or Bratty Sub?

Both are so fun...but if I had to choose? Obedient. I love rewarding good behavior 🤭💕 But punishing brats are just as fun too 😜💕

12. Feet or Hands?

Hands, by a long shot. I'm not into feet. Foot Fetishism is a limit of mine.

13. Lights on or Lights off?

Lights Off 🤭 or very dim mood lighting, I love having fun in the dark 💕

20. Mommy/Daddy or Master/Mistress?

I don't really have a preference, but if I had to choose, I like being called Mommy ��

25. Favorite way to get off?

My favorite way is being pounded from behind when I'm being bent over getting my clit overstimulated 🤭💕

27. Whats the nicest compliment you've ever got about your pussy? What do you think it should be complimented for?

Ive been told my pussy is soft & pretty 🤭 I think it should be complimented for how much it can handle 😂💕

[half-truths-and-hyperbole-louk]

Louk's Bad Batch rewatch part 19 AND 20 😳

straight into it again batchers 🤟

The Bad Batch 1x15

Crosshair coming to visit Hunter how sweet 💕

Echo teaching Omega to stay focused while being stressed 🥺

every time I see Rampart I wanna smash his face in a little bit more

Omega with her secret base 🥷

her wet droopy hair 🥺

Tech looks like Korkie rn he's a ginger in the light

Echo checking in on Omega 😭

Crosshair you need to listen to Hunter he's right

Hunter: "we didn't have a choice" Crosshair: "and I did?" 😭😭😭😭😭

Omega: "experimental unit 99 began right here" Wrecker: "is that true?" Tech: "how could I possibly know that?" 💀

where are all the other clones "reassigned and transferred offworld" ??? op what does this mean

"guess you were wrong about that" lmao Wrecker

Crosshair listen here you sassy little-

siblings always know when you're lying 🤭

Crosshairs whole speech in the training room....

"I'm going to give you what you never gave me ...a chance" 😭😭😭

"we're not like the regs, we never have been" - this line sounds the most like a reg Crosshair has sounded was this on purpose ??

Crosshair cutting the binders with Hunter's knife AJDJSKAJFL

Tech spotting the discs and silently telling Wrecker !!! I'm jumping over my couches

BDIWOANSHWUAALLDNFIWIANFJEK WHEN CROSSHAIR SHOOTS ALL THE OTHER SOLDIERS WHEN HE- WHEN I- I'VE GONE INSANE-

Crosshair never wanted to kill them he wanted them back 😭😭😭😭😭

THEIR FACES THE MUSIC THE ENTIRE SCENE THEYRE WORKING TOGETHER IVE SURPASSED INSANITY

Tarkin 🤢🤢

Crosshair's holding his head 👀 Chips still there !!

them fighting about the chip 😭 Tech scan his brain pls

Omega hugging Hunter 🤲🥺😭🥰

the completely empty rooms I can't

the regs who open fire 👀 Slip???

I can't deal with watching tipoca city fall 😭

I can't deal with them watching it fall 😭😭😭

THE OUTRO-

The bad batch 1x16

the silence after the blast knocks them down

Crosshair woke up as they slid and I think Echo was out 🥺

that poor reg with the status report I wanna hug him so bad 💔

oop they were all out not just Echo

Tech: *can't hack the door* Wrecker: "I can" kinfe knife knife knife knife

Tech is pulling the door with his fingers 🥺

Wrecker gently catching Omega and passing her to Echo who just holds her for a bit 🥺🤲🥰💔😭💕

then Crosshair just slides into Hunters foot lmaooo

I don't think Crosshair knew what the empire was planning ?? he just wakes up and blames the boys for it ??

them all stopping to look at the water filling up in the baby clone room with all the empty tubes 😭

Omega catching AZI 🥺

DID CROSSHAIR JUST CATCH ECHO 👀

the last time they're all in their room together 💔

lmao Echo with the smell 💀

SHE just saved your ass Crosshair settle down

sibling squabbles turning into heartfelt convos 🥲 Wrecker missed Crosshair so much

theres always a bigger fish

they're all just sitting together to catch their breath 🤲

all back in the lab together 🥲

mhm Crosshair she's your BIG sister show her some respect

CROSSHAIR THIS IS NOT OMEGAS FAULT YOU BUTTHEAD

you sound an awful lot like a clone with an inhibitor chip rn buddy 👀

also sounds like Saw Gerrera which is never a good sign

"all you'll ever be to them is a number" ~ Hunter, then Crosshair's head immediately starts hurting hmmmm 🤔

I think it's still in there and its starting to stop working similar to Tup... possibly bc he got a little fried on that side of his head...

ptsd for Echo being in that tube 🥲💔

Omega doing the blasting instead of Wrecker !!

They're hugging in the tubes I know it

Omega's worried voice 🥺

"I'm going after AZI" 😭

CROSSHAIR 💕💕💕💕

Hunter's nervous hands tapping waiting for Omega to come up 🥺🥲

then him picking her up out of the water and his "I've gotcha" 😭😭😭😭😭

Crosshair handing over his rifle while the other three are ready to shoot him 🥲

Hunter holding Omega's hand- I'm gone y'all

Crosshair refusing to look at them while they're looking at him 💔

the sun shining on kamino after all of that, like the calm *after* the storm... which is unsettling bc it's usually the calm before the storm

Hunter picking Omega up again 🤲 he's so gentle

them all just staring at where their home used to be 💔😭

Wrecker holding AZI like a baby 🥺

they all look so dad (I tried to type sad but both works)

Hunter's soft smile telling Omega it's time to go 🥰

Hunter watching Omega and Crosshair talking

"you're still their brother, Crosshair. You're my brother too." star wars wants me to never stop crying as if I'm not already dehydrated enough

not thinking about how that was the last thing he heard for how many weeks??

FKN TANTISS

all the clone commandos everywhere 👀 the rest of delta squad when

WE DID IT !!! WE FINISHED SEASON 1 💕

Now I'm going to speed watch s2 in the next 2 days omg my emotions won't survive lmao

thanks everyone who's followed along and interacted so far I love seeing love for tbb so seeing people enjoying my responses makes me super happy 💕 I hope tbb3 is good to us 🙏

[saenora]

HEHEH i feel like im spamming u these days but dis is 4 da sake of bonding over self-ships ૮꒰ྀི∩´ ᵕ `∩꒱ྀིა here we go here we go

academic weapons woooo,, bc we luv a self-insert! bestie i am set 2 get my master's at 21, it is rough out here (we r gunna pretend i am a science person... im nawt) but i like 2 think he thinks my brains r sexy but i am so head empty

insert disappointed miggy look bc i took spanish for 3 yrs & guess wat! i retained nearly nothing! ❤︎ i know da lowest of da basica ofcofc... & im filipino so "i understand like 25% of wat u're saying!" ... he's nawt impressed (we learn a lil bit of spanish & tagalog together tho!)

he doesnt trust me wit driving booo. like literally correcting me like a driving instructor like sir! acting like i have a kid in da back when i just picked up groceries

him in casual clothes ohmigawd ❤︎ i would luvvv 2 steal his basic ass white tees,, someone pls put him in blue jeans & a leather jacket or smth AH

he pretends he doesnt like dessert but if i give him sum he'll go "... it's gud (it's not tOo sWeEt)" & dat is da highest form of compliment he'll give

we r both early birds,, he still has 2 get me outta bed but i will wake up wit him @ like 5 am w/o fail so i can make us coffee (mine iced, his hot)

these r so random IM SAWRY & my attention span was so bad HAHSHDH i spent my entire day on tiktok oops

OH MY GAWDDJDJDJDJ!!! MINI>>>>> YOURE GONNAAA CHANGE MY VIEWS OF HIM I MITE JUST ACCPET AAAAH I CANT SAY IT.

MASTERS AT 21 😳 WE LOVE OUR ACADEMIC GURLUESSSS 😌😌👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🔛🔝🤍 HE THINKS YOUR BRAIN IS SEXY EVEN IF YOURE NOT SCIENCE GURLY PLEASEHEJRJ HUMANTY’S KIDS HIT HARDERRRR 😵‍💫 YALL HAVE OPINIONS AND MORALS LOUDER THAN WHAT STEM COULD NEVER (i say this as a stem kid)

I CAN IMAGINE MIGUEL GOING ALLLL FACEPALMSJDHD ECAH TIME YOU PRNONOUNCE SOMETHING WRONG OOOH AND HE RAMBLES IN SPANISHDHDH 🤭🤭🤭 WATCHING YOU STRUGGLE AND MESS UP FOR THE NTH TIME… <HI FIVE ON SPANISH LOVERS>

I LOVE THE WARLY BIRD DYNAMICS… 🥹🥹🥹 ITS THE BESTSJJD LIKE WATCHING SUNRISES TOGETHER.. BREAKFAST IN BED TT… ITS ANOTHER LEVEL OF AFFECTION 🥹🥹🥹🥹 YOU GET ME? 🥹🥹🥹🥹

I NEVER THOUGHT ID SAY IT BUT MIGUEL HAS APPEAL BEC HE STABDING NEXT TO YOU 🥹🥹🥹 OKAY I MITE JUST GUVE HIM HEADPATSSS 😭🤍

[viaetor]

❛ come back to bed. ❜ 🤭

ㅤㅤ @ayahimesㅤㅤ/ㅤㅤDIALOGUE PROMPTSㅤㅤ/ㅤㅤaccepting!

ㅤㅤmornings in inazuma tickled the skin. its half-cold, half-warm embrace made anyone feel butterflies waltzing through their stomachs, invading the veins of fools with freshly-picked nectar—from his abdomen to his chest, to his neck, to his mouth, it caressed him in the shrivelling fever of a lover. mornings in inazuma also had a special taste to them. deliciously peachy they were, soft and sweet, like the well-kempt petals of the trees in the garden just outside their bedroom’s fusuma. it impregnated his clothes for days, like lipstick marks that he didn’t want to wash off. mornings in inazuma also had an intoxicating perfume to them. as daybreak’s dew from a cold night settled, smelling like promises untold by the gentle wind of hope, it seemed to incite the imagination of past and upcoming nights. he always knew when his shoulders could relax whenever that aroma purged his senses from any and every worry. but what he loved the most about the mornings in the land of thunder was how peaceful everything felt through blueish imprints of pink. or at least, those were his mornings. and he loved them. her, that is.

ㅤㅤif only for a day, he wished that mornings could last longer, stretch themselves for a few hours or more. but the sun had long risen through the heavenly veil and songbirds were starting to wake people for their duties. his ship would soon sail for sumeru, too. so he had moved from the sheets, leaving an empty space in their shared bed, but trying to compensate for it with a kiss on her forehead. it seemed to work for a while—a low grumble followed by a smile, and she turned her naked back away to hug her pillow instead. cute… was ayaka always this touchy and needy? and was it wrong of him to enjoy it that much? he leaned on to kiss her shoulder while buttoning up his pants, careful as to not touch with his lips a region that he had bitten ‘til it turned purple. apologies were long due, that was for certain—but he’d have to make up for her another time. for that and all the “little marks” he had left on her thighs and breasts, caring not for how deep his fangs drilled. oops? at least she seemed to like it.

ㅤㅤcome back to bed.

ㅤㅤit was when he was just done dressing himself up, scarf already covering ayaka’s playground on his neck from last night, that he heard her calling. hoarse and loving, as if she was asking for a drink to alleviate herself. hair still loose, the traveller chuckled, shaking his head. this was dangerous—why is it that his body moved on its own, gravitating towards her as he knelt in front of the futon? was it because her words as a princess held power? or was he simply seduced by her tongue and very being? a bit of everything—some poets would claim that the shirasagi himegimi had conquered the heart of the traveller from the stars, grounding him to that land. they wouldn’t be wrong, but he was too busy guiding his gloved palms through her inner thigh, spreading them apart so he could kiss her just above her knee with a sheepish grin. he could go lower, his eyes confessed, but not yet. a bite. this was supposed to be a warning. well, kind of. “if i go back to bed, it won’t be so we can sleep more.”

ㅤㅤ“but why do i get the impression that you wouldn’t mind that? or making me late again, for that matter?” perhaps mornings could stretch themselves longer, after all. he just had to keep kissing ayaka and time would freeze. he was meant to leave two days ago, after all.

[nar-nia]

nina!!!

i finally got the time to read ur easter egghunt fic!! omg omg omg omg omg omg omg!! it was so adorable!! riks being the little menace he is ofc i saw that coming! the fact it was interactive was so freaking awesome!! i had so much fun with it!! im pretty sure i manged to read every possible outcome!! it was so cute omg, we all know which ending i picked tho (still read the other boys and they all were so fluffy ♡♡)

:(( THANK U, it looked like a lot of work so i rly appreciate it a lot!!! ily, it's still easter technically but i hope u had/have a great holiday!!

- beloved anonie 🐰🐰

beloved anonie 🥹🥹 i love you, that really means a lot to me. i was so stressed and anxious about this fic so i'm glad you enjoyed it 💖

i can't blame you for picking an ending (hehe, i wonder who it was) but i'm happy you read them all!! i hope you loved them all too (and sorry for the guilt tripping on the first wrong route. oops 🤭)

i hope you had a great holiday too, you deserve the best. you really made my day with this ask 💖💖

[ronearoundblindly]

Bite-size food got me thinking...

I'm picturing Ari pinching a small piece of food between his fingers and asking Reader to have a taste.

(Long story short, his fingers touched her lips and the sexual tension is off the charts🤭🤭)

OOPS. IT GOT SPICY AGAIN... (I am aware that I have forgotten what tense I'm trying to write this in but I'm not going back through to edit, surray.)

Saucy, a Bedrock and Blueprints drabble (see previous)

This started at that 'chick bar' Ari used to hate, the one he always teases you about, but it's because they serve sampler platters.

He thought it was *soooo* stupid, ordered himself a "real, man-sized meal," and then proceeded to ask you what everything on your plate was and if it was good.

So you put some on a fork and tried to move it to his plate for him to taste which was a huge hassle and practically a tiny cutlery duel to get it transferred over. The next time you simply picked it up in your fingers and brought it to his mouth.

This is after Ari's epiphany that he likes you, so what would have probably gone without a second thought is haunting him now. His lips were on your fingers. He could faintly smell the soap from your hand, and he curled his tongue up between your fingers around the bite so he could lick your skin. He claimed it was for the sauce.

Joke is on Ari because if he thought him doing that would have an effect on you, he was very wrong. Not only did that contact torture him all night and quite a few days after, he now has the image of you immediately licking the remaining sauce off your own fingers and has regularly masturbated to the idea.

Then Ari gets bolder and takes a chance on handing you bites. This is also a blessing and a curse. Sure, the first time you were very delicate, no contact with his skin, just plucking the food away with your teeth, but that's not what Ari wanted. He tries again.

He's hoping for your lips and tongue, but he got worse.

In the middle of trying to snag the bite from his fingers, the band changes songs, and it just so happens to be a cover of that one song you've taught him to like--and that weirdly taught him he likes you.

You pause with your whole mouth wrapped around his fingers, huge doe eyes lifting to meet his before you smile. Your hand raises to grab his wrist and push his hand away while you basically slurp the food back. It's milliseconds probably, in reality, in real-time that is not what Ari is experiencing it as.

Because now he has an image and a feeling. He's seen and felt your fingers around the girth of his wrist--and yes, it's just his fucking wrist but he pops a boner right there like a damn teenager, thanking the heavens that the bar is still dark like normal and there's a table in the way--and the feel of suction from your mouth.

And then you grin, and you laugh, and you wipe the corner of your fucking mouth like it's nothing.

It takes the whole song for him to recover, but he's only recovered enough to get you home before he honestly can't even drive back to his own apartment without jacking off with a very detailed instant replay running through his head.

He's lucky he makes it to the house repairs before he snaps. He was bound to break hard when he did though.

[Next Part]

This poor guy. Hope I can finish up the chapter where he gets laid soon 🤣 but it's currently at 4.5k and I'm not done....in fact, I don't think he even has a condom on yet! OMG yikes, this is gonna be long.

[deadcrybabysmut]

took two tabs of acid 12 hours ago and im still reeling. today has been a chaotic rollercoaster of laughter, tears, and anger—so much fucking anger.

i don't know how I would have managed to make it through the day if it weren't for the two people who understand me and see me and resonate with me the most. they grounded me. especially when i couldn't handle my trip going south when their shitty mom came home and fucked up the vibe.

anyway i wanna sort of get out what happened tonight in this post so i can essentially look back on it later 🤸🏽‍♀️

also, every one of our seven cats avoided me like the plague while tripping and that made me so fucking sad, until i realized i was probably freaking them out lmao which is understandable and if I were them I'd have told me to go fuck myself too tbh

ok so when i initially took the tabs, i was already twenty minutes into watching I Am a Hero which I lowkey was expecting to be horrific—boy was I fucking WRONG 🤡🤡🤡 this movie was too fucking funny FOR WHAT?

—had me crying about what I would do if the only foods available during the apocalypse were all the ones I hated (i would simply die bc ain't no way im eating eggs or pork or seafood like what kind of shit is that?? 😵🤮🤮) THEN I started thinking about the mfs who would get bit and not say anything! like BITCH HELLO????? WHY MUST WE SUFFER BC YOU WERE THE WEAK LIIINK???!! but then I was like lol same 🤭 bc fuck you lucky mfs. yeah, im butthurt and y'all ain't gon know until it's too late oop 💁🏽

there was also some weird "i shouldn't be a creep bc she's a high schooler and it's a crime" type moment which led to me giggling about how Hideo really almost became a meal for copping a feel??? idk shit was funny in the moment really and hearing HOW the girl got bit before all that, made it so much funnier (spoiler: it was by some stupid baby lol what a loser. to get turned by someone with six baby teeth lmfaoo couldn't be me. anyway...)

there's only one zombie I have to talk about—THAT FUCKING ATHLETIC ONE. bitch ain't no way mans was training that entire time for that fucking hard, and no one put it together???!?! I saw dude's caved in head and how he would THROW HIMSELF onto his head FOR FUN and I just KNEW we needed to keep an eye on that mf. he killed that shit tbh 🤣🤣

anyway by the end of the movie i had already cried twice about having to eat eggs if zombies were running rampant lmao and i damn near had a stroke laughing at ol girl becoming half a zombie bc of the six baby teeth that scraped the back of her neck. LIKE????? idk. fortunately, 10/10 recommend watching on acid / would do again! maybe! 👉🏼👉🏼

*just gonna throw in here that we started watching Robin Hood Men in Tights immediately after this, and if you've seen that movie, you KNOW that shit was hilarious! throw in an acid trip and it's a fucking masterpiece 💀 unfortunately we didn't get through it all because shitty mom showed up and pissed everyone off bc she refused to eat anything all day and decided it would be everyone's problem! we made her food, she didn't eat it. her husband bought her food, she didn't eat it. instead, she cried about feeling nauseous, picked a fight with her husband over nothing, then told us she was leaving to her mom's house. 😐😐 After reassuring me they were ok, I made my siblings go to bed and spent two hours talking myself down I was so fucking livid. I'm still very much wide awake and functional, but I really don't want to be soo I'm going to force myself to crash I guess???

[hotchley]

omg bestie your posts ab TM are absolutely making me want to pick up the series again but I've gotta finish Leverage first 💀

also if you're ever looking for more show recommendations please let me know!! I would literally scream just to see what are your thoughts on some of my other favorite shows 😳🤭

(also might or might not have tagged you in a tag game/list thing so you probably should know my user now hehe)

i hope you're having a great day/night ahead 😘 lots of love!!! and if you're ever keen on talking about The Mentalist/writing for TM please feel free to hmu 🤩 I've been away from the fandom for awhile now (almost 2 years oops) but seeing you get into the show now is reigniting my passion for it LOL

I'm sorry can you tell that I'm excited? XD 😅

keep safe, sending lots of love & best wishes 🥰

s 🌙

(also I forgot to reply to your earlier qn in the tags but I'm fine with being tagged as both 🌙anon and selene <3 (iirc you tag this way right? sorry if I got it wrong oops) if you want to! whatever works best for you ❤️)

I'm watching the mentalist now!! It's great <3

Oh I will- at the moment the only things I consistently watch are The Mentalist, 9-1-1: Lone Star (it's less commitment than 9-1-1) and Young Royals (it's a rewatch) but I'm also slowly losing all my free time ahaha

(And yes, I do!!)

Oh I will :)

Ahh don't apologise for being excited!!

Love you too <3

[theshelbyslimited]

I remember seeing that you were going to post a story like this and although I wasn't sure of how it would be, I am blown away by how amazing this was. I'm hoping there is more to come bc I am so obsessed already w Lesley (and Jack) getting vengeance for Clive.

“Class?! Look at you, Robert Wallace!” “You think you have class?” OOF I love how Lesley doesn't just hold her tongue especially w men like Robert.

“Would be delightful, doll,” I think I would spontaneously combust on the spot if Jack called me 'doll' 😳🙈

"She didn’t like those days when her husband’s sister was coming over for dinner so she watched them interact closely to later pick up on Lesley’s mannerisms and whine to Clive about them." bitch please, get a real goddamn hobby and also maybe try keeping your head out of your ass for a moment; it seems to have made you even more dumb and fake than you were before.

“I mean that gangster Nelson. You’re one of those silly girls now, Lesley? Dating gangsters for fun?” BAHAHAHA oh clive, if only you knew about little Gracey 😬

“Easy, babe,” “I know you’re a good girl.” OH 😳🦋

"She’s a rich protestant?” "Doll, I am convinced I will fucking hate her.” we love a man who takes his girl's side, but also Jack is me 🙈

"No, baby, nothing that makes you happy is ever bad.” STOP. this man is just too much 😭🦋

"Jack didn’t like Grace either from the very start. He looked up and down with a contemptuous smirk and made a comment about “skin, bone and arrogance” a few times during the first visit." oop but why do I relate to Jack's perspective on Grace so much 🙈🤭

“Well, you know what it’s like. Skinny women always have problems with that,” “I’d recommend eating more instead of trying some funny London therapies.” LESLEY MY GIRL, the claws are out and I am loving it for her 🤣🤭

"He couldn’t leave Lesley Macmillan alone now. He had to take care of his girl." JACKKK 😭😭😭

"Clive was just plain, you know? He was boring. But I loved him for that… They killed him just because he was too good! And I loved him for his kindness" no but clive truly deserved so much better. what Grace and Tommy did was so disgusting and so selfish that I rly wish that they had some karma for it in the show bc they were major trash for it.

“Let the child be,” “He’s cursed enough already with parents like that.” OUCH is she wrong though? poor Charlie is lucky he had Lizzie and others around him bc god knows he could've ended up really bad.

I love the way you wrote Lesley + Gina's relationship to feature the typical traits of Gina but also to show a side of her that seeks the validation of Lesley + Jack. the way they had a son and named him 'Clive' was so precious and so special. I also love that Jack is fully behind supporting Lesley w exacting vengeance against Tommy, we love a man who stands by his wife's side 😭🙌🏽

“Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Cold” – Jack Nelson x OC & Brother!Clive Macmillan

[ MASTERLIST ]

SUMMARY: Lesley wants to solve the mystery of her older brother’s death with the help of her gangster husband Jack Nelson.

AUTHOR’S NOTE: This fic wouldn’t be posted if not for @zablife​​ and @celticmelody​​ 😊 Thank you both so much! I clearly focused on the plot here and it’s long enough already… It’s canon compilant and a fictional explanation of the whole plot with Gina, Michael and Jack wanting to kill Tommy.

TRIGGER WARNING: suicide (like in canon), murder

WARNING: English is my second language.

WORD COUNT: 5,730

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