#(theres no hockey in my country)

[getosluts]

anyone up to the concept of hockey player!suguru geto or...

[qprstobin]

Regardless of my own HC of Steve's music taste, in a modern au where he listens to a lot of top 40 and is still a jock, I know this man is not going to be listening to a million pop girlies. I just know he probably is obsessed with artists like post Malone and Mac Miller. He probably also listens to country, dad rock, and stoner rock.

Idk just saw a modern au talk about jock stereotypes and pop music and I was like? Not my experience when it comes to garden variety jocks.

[rapidwaterzzz]

random hermitcraft/ life series headcanons cause my brains rotting over both ;^)

OVERALL:

- after each life series all the members come back to hermitcraft and throw some form of a house party

-no one rlly dies on hermitcraft, they just tend to gets lots of injurys(broken bones, sprains, concussions, all the fun stuff)

- they definitely have an infirmary there somewhere

-each smps like a city, for example hermitcraft and empires smp r neighboring cities

INDIVIDUAL:

- Joel, Grian, and Jimmy are all siblings cause i said so

-grians oldest, joels middle, jimmys youngest

i imagine a good majority of them played some sport/ activity before coming to hermitcraft so heres some cause idk y this has been plaguing me:

bdubs: volleyball, golf

cub: some form of student council maybe??

doc: golf, lacrosse (definetly js whacks ppl w his stick)

etho: ice hockey, lacrosse

false: field hockey, track

gem: field hockey, wrestling, lacrosse

hypno: hockey

iskall: wrestling

scar: student council w cub (convex ;))

grian: tennis

jevin: football, wrestling

impulse: football, shotput

joehills: yearbook/ newpaper club(idk i get the vibe)

keralis: soccer,gymnastics(i could see him js doing a roundoff backhandspring out of nowhere dw abt it)

mumbo: golf, photography club

pearl: swimming, cross country

rendog: THE theatre kid

skizz: football, basketball, baseball

smallishbeans: soccer, volleyball, baseball

stress: cheerleading, wrestling, volleyball

tango: baseball

beef: lacrosse, football

wels: volleyball, golf

xb: swimming

xisuma: golf

zed: some form of a science club,

cleo: field hockey, softball

bigb: swimming(idk i get the vibe)

inthelittlewood: theatre kid, soccer

lizzie: field hockey, cheer, lacrosse

smajor: cheer, golf

solidarity: soccer, tennis

these could go for a highschool au or anything but i imagine they did these in highschool and then move to “hermitcraft city” or smth and they still like practice all these andn stuff

monthy hangouts are set up by the magic mountain group, usually consisting of movies and games(always sleepovers at someones base)

cleo is the best cook on the server,she host bi-annual seever wide dinners (w the help of beef and false for cooking)

bdubs and joel draw out there bases together, only time youll see them not beefin w eachother

the redstoners r covered in burn marks due to redstone lighting at wrong times or js blowimg up

cub and xisumas are the servers doctors, running the infirmary if needed

if a hermit gets a cast, crutches, a boot, splint, etc, gem, bdubs, keralis, skizz, and stress make it a goal to decorate it as much as possible(they have a competition to see who can get it done first)

after parties, xisuma, impulse, hypno, and false are usually the ones to make sure everyone gets home, being “designated walkers”(they dont drink so they can walk everyone home)(no idk where im coming up w this stuff either)

team zits definitely have movie marathons weekly(they play uno to decide who picks the series)

mumbo and grian love watching dance moms(holly is mumbos fave, kelly is grians fave)

doc, etho, beef, and gem play eachother in lacrosse all the time, getting way to agressive each time (always some form of an injury outcome)

jevin is a weirdly good baker, makes the best cakes(taste and decoration)

pearl is rlly good at anything art related (loves painting/ drawing other hermits doing whatever)

ren makes the server put on plays (hes director and the main character in every one)(hes hires whatever hermits he can get to also act in them)

75% of the times tango sneezes, something catches on fire (theres fire extinguishers everywhere imaginable)

xb is the fastest swimmer on the server by a landslide, every hermit has tried to best him but he always wins by atleast 2 seconds

zed collects little trinkets, and leaves them in peoples bases as gifts

[08melancholie]

Humor me for a moment

What do you think each gang members favorite shows would be if they were from this century? Like modern shows and stuff?

OOOH this is very interesting, and I got a few in mind :)

some are more accurate maybe, some had to be mustered up to be filled in since I had no ideas D:

the guys:

Dutch — Hear me out; fashion shows. This man is first in line for the TV remote when theres a Victoria's Secret runway on one of the channels. That, or those "Wear or Tear" shows. He becomes a true fashionista.

Arthur — I feel, same with Charles, he'd be into watching Bear Grylls surviving in the wild. I don't know how to explain this one tbh, it just sounds right to me.

John — I really struggled with this one, honestly. I could NOT think of one thing he would watch. Anyhow, Abigail doesn't let him watch too much of it, but he'll also tune in when theres a football match OR, even better; baseball. I feel like he's a baseball type guy.

Javier — Another hear me out; Spanish cooking shows. This I have literally no explanation for, it came to me and I instantly said 'oh, YES' aloud. So, I'm sticking with it.

Micah — Would be big into sport channels, football and especially big on ice hockey. Let's be honest, he's literally a dad on Sunday afternoons but like, every day of the week, my little couch potato. His main thing would be ice hockey and I stand firm by that.

Lenny — Just a hunch here, but I think Lenny would like crime shows. Whether it's something like Criminal Minds or actual criminal cases and how they were solved, he'd be very much interested in that.

Sean — LOVES to watch people wrestle. He's either laughing about someone getting their shit handed to them or screaming at the TV for one of the people to punch harder.

Bill — Dog shows!! He loves those dog competitions where people train their dogs to run around and complete the courses, always cheers a certain dog on like it's his own and like he's getting the prize money.

Hosea — Chess competitions. I also don't know how to explain this one much, but I feel like he'd enjoy learning to play/to get better at chess through watching others play it, making little notes on a paper.

Strauss — Gotta be those old people Bingo channels with like, live games. He tried making his own bingo cards and literally nobody wanted to play with him because they said it was boring—and that he did it all wrong :( Otherwise peepaw loves that stuff.

Josiah — He loves watching "[Country]'s Got Talent", any country really. As soon as he sees a magician come up, he instantly locks in to see if he knows the trick that person is trying to do, and he especially loves the dangerous stunt compilations on Youtube. Rewatches them on a daily.

Reverend — Mostly online church services and those live broadcasts of it. If not that, which he does daily imo, it'll be some drug documentary. (struggled with this one D:)

Charles — National Geographic Documentaries; do I need say more? It's how he mostly learns about wildlife, if you don't count books. That, or I feel like he'd enjoy watching Bear Grylls surviving in the wilderness.

Jack — Honorable mention for Jack, the Kratt Brothers.

the girlies:

Sadie — She's also into crime shows, and especially true crime. You can't watch it with her because she loves to comment on EVERYTHING happening in the show, stuff like calling the killers bastards and finding what the clues the police find mean before the people in the show do sometimes.

Tilly — I was unsure of this at first, but I feel like she'd enjoy either cooking or gardening shows, but I'm more leaning to the latter. Likes to learn about all the different plants, sometimes writes information down in case she wants to plant something herself.

Mary-Beth — You know she'd be big into drama series and all the different reality TV shows. I swear, she'd literally LOVE Croatian drama shows and series so much, on the edge of her seat the entire time, literally. That, or she loves cheesy romances, of course.

Karen — I don't know if you guys have this, but we have a show which roughly translates to "Marriage at first", where two people get married at first sight. You can say yes or no at the altar after you see them for the first time, and the show leads you through the upcoming two-three weeks before the wedding. She'd love that, would be judging the wedding dresses the women pick the entire time.

Molly — Watches sickly sweet romcoms to heal her poor, broken heart. Good for her. :(

Abigail — Watches whatever Jack wants to watch mostly, but if she's got free time to watch something herself, she'll mostly use drama shows as background noise. Somehow, I feel like she isn't big on watching TV, so like myself basically.

Susan — She reminds me so much of my grandma that I have to say Turkish drama shows. My grandma has to be in bed by 8pm sharp with her shows, and that is exactly how I see Susan😭

Thank you for this lovely ask, I had fun with it <3

[cuttergauthier]

Enchanted By You | Chapter Two

Series Summaries: In which a hockey sister falls for an Formula 1 driver... Sadie Hughes Moves to Monaco to get away from the hockey world and falls in love with Ferrari driver Charles Leclerc...

Word Count 1.1k

Au Sadie Hughes x Charles Leclerc

Social Media | Real Life

National Hockey League | Formula 1

Enchanted By You Masterlist

Warning: This Story will contain Mature Language, Alcohol consumption, Cyber Bullying

May 2022

⭐︎ R e a l  L i f e ⭐︎

I woke up with the sun shining in my room, I squinted my eyes to see where my phone was on my night stand, I picked it up to check to time, it's only 8:00 a.m. i rolled over and looked out my window. i threw the bed sheets off my body and made my way to the bathroom to get ready for the day.

I took a warm shower, once I was done i dit some light makeup and curled my hair into beach waves before making my way back to my bedroom. I live in a two bedroom apartment since it's only me I didn't need anything that was too big.  I decided to wear a knee length green skirt with flowers and a white straight  neck tank top and pair it with my white airforces.

When I was dressed i made my way to the kitchen to make myself some breakfast. I made myself some avocado toast, and sat down at the dining table to eat.

I decided to scroll on my phone at the same time i ate.

It's still very early back home so No one was awake yet.

i finished eating so I washed the dishes so i don't have to do it later. it's now 11:00 a.m. when i was done so i thought i would go explore Monaco more, i explore a little bit with my mom a bit ago when she helped me move in. I grabbed my purse and keys and made my way out of the apartment.

I walked downtown Monaco It's so beautiful here. I should probably try and make some friends, i saw a caffe where you could sit outside so i made my way in to order myself a coffee.

once i got to the counter the barista smiled at me.

"Bonjour" she said happily. I smiled at her.

"Bonjour, could I get a (Favourite coffee)" i asked nicely.

"Of course, that will be 5 dollars" she said with an accent. i paid and gave her my name for the order, I made my way to the waiting area.

It went fast.

"Order for Sadie" the barista said.

I made my way over and took my coffee, i gave her a smile.

"Thank you, have a wonderful day" i said.

i made my way outside hoping to find an empty table.

luckily for me theres one left. I sat and and took a sip of my coffee and scrolling on instagram.

"excuse me?" I heard someone say. I looked up to find a girl looking at me.

"Oh hey" i said smiling.

"Do you mind if i join you? I wanted to enjoy my coffee outside but every table is already taken" she asked smiling.

"Yeah of course."

"Thank you so much" she said as she sat down at the chair across from me.

"It's not a problem, I'm Sadie" i said introducing myself.

"I'm Francisca but everyone calls me Kika" She introduced herself smiling.

"I love your name" i said.

"Thank you, that's so sweet, Where are you from sadie?" she asked.

"I'm from Orlando, Florida but I grew up in Michigan, what about you?"

"That's so cool, I'm from Portugal but I spend most of my time here in Monaco or traveling"

"I've always wanted to visit Portugal"

"It's a lovely country. are you in Monaco on vacation?"

"No, I just moved here actually, i wanted a change of scenery and I visited Monaco a few years ago and i loved it so I decided to move here" I said smiling.

"Thats amazing, you're going to love living here"

"I hope so, one day I just told my parents i'm moving to Monaco, they looked at me like i was crazy but they supported me anyway." I said which made her laugh.

"I mean it is a big decision but Monaco is a beautiful place to live." she said smiling.

"I've only been here for a week and I'm already in love with this place."

"I bet, I have no plans for the rest of the day, is there any chance you would like to explore the city with me?" she asked.

"I would love too" i said smiling.

we finished our coffee and continued to get to know each before we started to walk around and explore some more.

"are you a student?" she asked me.

"No, I graduated form University of Michigan in business last year, i'm a model and social media influencer but i am currently working on starting my own swimwear line for both men and women"  I said happily. her eyes and smiled widen.

"Omg that's amazing. let me know whenever that swimwear line is out, I'll definitely be checking it out" she said smiling brightly.

"I definitely will, what about you? what do you do?" i asked curiously.

"I'm a model, but I do it less now then i used to, my boyfriends travels a lot for work during this time of the years around different countries, and since I love to travel sometimes i got with him, unless i have a photo shoot or something then i stay back, like right now, I had a photoshoot yesterday while he was in Spain, so i stayed back, he'll be back here tomorrow morning and i can't wait to see him" she said happily when she talked about what she does and her boyfriend.

"That's awesome, two of my brothers also travel a lot for work expect for them it's around Canada and the United States, I think if they traveled around the world I would follow them" i said chuckling.

" How many siblings do you have?" she asked.

"Three, my twin brother Lives in Vancouver Canada, my middle brother lives in New Jersey, and my baby brother still lives in Michigan, he's still in University" i said smiling thinking about them.

"Wow you guys are really all over the place" she said making me laugh.

"Yeah i guess we are, what about you? any siblings? "

"two, a half brother on my mom side, and one half sister who was just born a few months ago on my dads side"

"I'm sure when they grow up there going to come to you for all the advice" i said making her laugh.

"Probably"

"You are my new best friend" she said happily.

"Same here, i'm so glad you asked to sit with me today" i said smiling

"Me too"

We spent the whole day together exploring, once it was getting late we exchange numbers and promised we would hang out again before we both made our ways to our homes.

i'm happy I was finally able to make a friend, and Kika is so sweet, plus we got along great.

taglist : @luciaexcorvus​

[trolagygirl2022]

i feel like canadian cultural identity isnt that strong, like we visited old buildings and it wasnt even old it was like 100 years old and thats it. compared to countries with buildings over 1000s of years old.

idrk canada doesnt feel like a "first world" or "modetn" country, it didn't feel unique..... it just feels like after the original indigenous culture was erased then lowgrade diluted modern american culture got integrated.........

i mean theres maple syrup and hockey though i guess? lol

I see what you mean. I lived in a small town and big cities and I do agree that the cultural identity is stronger in smaller towns. Like I was reallyyy whitewashed because 95% of my friends were white and my school aswell. There was this place we'd go for a field trip which was basically us going out in the forest and doing a lot of activities. It's still there but not as much in bigger cities. If you went to thunder bay for example you would meet a LOT of indigenous people and experience cultural activities (I did, they'd have cleansings every Wednesday in highschool). But idk if you grew up here you'd notice the cultural identity more.

[wehaveagathering]

pittsburgh fans look away im about to slander your boy

ok so the list of masterton trophy nominees are out right and i linked the article there. okay. crosby. sure. great player. one of the greatest of all time. why the fuck is he here. literally all of these other guys are like “was shuffled between the ahl and nhl 43 times in three years, was bought out by his original team and traded to somewhere across the country right before his wife gave birth and then suffered a major injury and had to get surgery and couldn’t play hockey for a year and then came back and got traded again and now he’s doing GREAT” and then crosby’s is like “One Of The Goats. The Pen Guins Suck Right Now And He Has To Deal With That. Is Going To Finish His Career In Pittsburgh, The Only En Aitch Ell Team He’s Ever Played For. Just Matched A Gretzky Record. Beloved By Many.” like ok you’re telling me theres not One single lone penguin who has been thru a touch more hardship in his nhl career?? come on now. go lick another boot

like SORRY imagine pitting a guy who’s probably experienced unimaginable racism in a league thats literally 97% white against Sidney Fucking Crosby, Most Famous Hockey Player After Gretzky in an award for Guy Who Has Committed And Persevered Thru Struggle. judging by everything ive heard abt crosby off the ice i would actually bet anything that he Does Not Care and does not think that he should win!!. PLEASE ffs. i get that we shouldnt be playing a game of Who Had It Harder but man….. crosby on here does not feel right to me 😵‍💫

(also giroux being on here for similar reasons LOL bc half of the reasoning between the lines there is just He Has To Play For The Sens)

anyway my top picks are probably couturier, lazar, samsonov, andersen, bailey, and rossi, honestly especially samsonov bc the way he came back this year had to be unbelievably difficult bc it was literally ENTIRELY mental, but so many of these guys deserve this trophy and more. eight of them being goalies feels like a well deserved recognition of how difficult that position is as well ❤️❤️

[rathockey]

15 questions

tagged by @bichimney <3

Are you named after anyone? nope! parents wanted a name that was kinda german kinda american. idk what their logic was for my guy name that i have since taken on but i imagine it was similar even tho its not really a popular name in either country

When was the last time you cried? man i truly dont know. its been years

Do you have kids? nope

What sports do you play/have played? soccer, basketball, softball, swim team, volleyball. and i did marching band in high school/college which isnt a sport but was physical so im including it

Do you use sarcasm? no never (this is sarcasm)

What is the first thing you notice about people? hmm idk i dont think theres a specific thing, i think it depends on the person. but in general i think hair

What is your eye color? brown :)

Scary Movies or Happy Endings? i have to PICK??? but i love them both so much. i guess scary movies. but only by a little. i love a good happy ending

Any talents? ummmmm idk about TALENT but i write pretty good. and i can do long division like a CHAMP

Where were you born? earth :)

What are your hobbies? gym, reading, writing, watching hockey, video games

Do you have any pets? nope, but my parents have a dog

How tall are you? 5'8" (173cm) - practically a giant for a trans guy

Favorite subject in school? hm. i liked a few - english and bio the best probably

Dream Job? something in hockey

no pressure tagging. @andrewblur @911onabc @compactdiscmp3 @eddiebabygirldiaz @goethites and anyone else who wants to :)

[tradetobest]

can you tell me more about these aus you have 👀

FUCKING ABSOLUTELY I CAN.

so the first one is the golf course au which i mentioned like. yesterday i think? which is basically just a bunch of nhlers working at a golf course because one day early in my liking of the nhl i went "ahah what if mitch did turf and saw auston and was like. Oh." because often golfers have like schedules and shit and come at the same day every week and stuff so. it basically started as a 1634 meet cute idea and exploded.

what happened is that i got into more teams in the nhl and my favourite players sort of just slotted into different roles at the golf course/as golfers.

(the reason a golf course, if that lore matters, is that i worked at one on turf so i was like ough.... minch turf worker. also my mom used johnny's golf cart once and so. i have a personal connection to the leafs golf stuff. epic.)

some highlights id say from the au are mechanic kris letang (and like. apprentice pojo) and sid and claude's rivalry (centring around who can do a full greens circuit fastest), and mceichel being a professional golfer tandem who slay on the course together.

uniform for the golf workers (there are shirt variations but like... im lazy)

i love this au because i loved my job and i feel like mitch would also love my job so yeah!! i have all my favourite (slash players related to my favourite) guys split up and it just makes me happy!!

the second one is based off of a musical called starlight express which i love because. i dont know. anyway.

i wanted to see my faves as trains, so i did so much fucking research on trains (including deeper and deeper research on many countries but specifically russian rail lines because holy shit, cross referenced with both the types of trains i wanted people to be and the different colours of trains that exist!!)

it was literally an excuse for me to draw the boys as trains in one of my favourite musicals, and basically devolved into me being like oh!! train races!! oughhhh .... ouhhhh train races ohh. because if you dont know anything about starlight express (which i would be surprised if you did) its basically about trains racing. there's also the final song in the musical is saurrrr hockey to me idk why... "There are dark days ahead/When the power goes dead/When the oil runs dry/What can we try?" to me any day i will go crazy....

heres some of my outfit doodles!! auston is a bnsf freight train, which both look better than union pacific trains to me and also go through arizona!! mitch is a go train passenger car, tyler is a go locomotive, sid is a cn freight train, geno is a freight train on the yuzhno-uralskaya railway (specifically the chelyabinsk railway division), leon is a deutsche bahn train (specifically an electric passenger locomotive), and connor is an lrt. prettyyy sure his colour scheme is that of the edmonton lrt (just checked, it is). none of them are steam trains. sorry andrew.

im the biggest giantest fan of mitch and tylers costumes because i will always have a special little place in my heart for the go train, although i dont use it much anymore. i also mourn that nobody ever is just from fucking toronto so i cant draw the subway or anything. maybe ill introduce busses give johnny an orange costume and call him the miway for a joke. anyway.

i guess theres no plot it was kinda just an excuse for me to make a stex au but. i did so much research and i still think about it all the time because i insane so.... yeah. thanks for biting my very obvious bait to get asked about my aus.....

[deeeelightfuldee]

What do you dislike about the house you live in?   neighbor on one side. I wish i had my own bathroom attached to my bedroom. maybe more land? 

Do you prefer iced tea or hot tea?   hot. 

Is there a gas station near your house? When was the last time you went?   there are 6 that are all equally distanced to my house within a mile. I haven’t gone to any of them in ... goodness well over a month

How do you feel right now? What do you think has contributed to that?   Im ok. im sad. miss having a person.

Do you watch a movie at least once a week?   typically i rewatch my favorites over and over but right now I can’t. 

Have you ever been clubbing? Did you have fun?  I have been. Eh, not my vibe. I don’t like the clothing on me.. I don’t dig having sweaty people all over me. blegh. What were you doing in the year 2013?   uhhhhhh working. can’t quite pinpoint anything else.

What's the weather been like lately?   honestly, i dunno. Ive been locked inside.

Do you check the weather forecast regularly?   obsessively. I keep hoping it’ll get colder or thunderstorm more.

Do you live in a city of at least one million people?   Noo.

What's your favourite colour?   blue

Do you own any clothes in your favourite colour?   I do. i’m wearing a shirt now that is that color. 

Would you say faucet or tap?   Faucet.

Do you watch any sports?   i used to LOVE watching football. I actually dont mind watching pretty much any sport (except boxing or hockey blegh) but i don’t much watch them anymore.

Have you ever eaten carob?   I don’t even know what that is.

Are there any plants around your house, inside or outside?   yes. inside and out.

Which bugs do you truly hate the most?   spiders.

What's your favourite kind of puzzle?   oooooo man. I love so many kinds.

If you were going on a daytime date tomorrow, where would you go?   i can’t. but lets say hypothetically. goin to lunch, the gazebo in town, anything downtown.

Where are you right at this moment?   I’m in bed. like always.

Describe the room or place you're in.   It’s quite small. 8x8. it currently has like 8 oxygen tanks, 5 fans, lots of pillows and blankets, my suitcases.

Is your nose blocked right now?   No, but I lost my sense of smell.

Do you live on a main road?   I do but its like... a main road thats in a somewhat isolated area so one whole side of the street is a forest preserve. 

Have you ever volunteered?   oh definitely. 

What colours are you wearing today?   blue, black, gray, uhhhhhhhh blue again.

How old were you when you graduated high school?   18.

Describe your favourite pair of socks.   I like these ones i got that are technically diabetic socks. they have no tight seams so they’re uuuuuber stretchy. so comfy to sleep in.

If you could dye your hair any colour for one month, what would you do?   I’d go dark dark.

Art or science?   Science, but psychology specifically < same! 

Do you own a pair of sunglasses? How often do you wear them?   i have many pairs but I never wear them.

What's your go-to order at McDonald's?   theres basically nothing I can have there anymore.

Do you know anyone who was born in the Caribbean?   I had a professor that was from there

What brand is your fridge?  what about your oven? i think kenmore. our oven is totally dead now and with my mom out of work due to me... idk if we’ll get a replacement any time soon.

Speaking of fridges, what drinks do you have in there right now?   i haven’t got a clue I havent been allowed near the fridge in a month.

Are there any special rules about selling alcohol & tobacco in your country? >> It varies from state to state, except for the age limits. <<< Do you live in the northern or southern hemisphere?   Northern.

What's your dream car?   uhh an suv of some sort.

Do you have a best friend? How long have you known them?   im transitioning best friends.

How often do you take selfies?   since my graduation week, i have probably taken a handful of selfies. I just don’t care to anymore.

Are you hungry at the moment? What are you craving?   nope. still thirsty.

What do you think your life will look like in 3 years from now?   I don’t know, it scares me to think about. <<<same.

When was the last time you received a card? What was it for?   i believe for my bday

Do you like yes or no questions, or questions that make you think? I prefer ones that allow me to elaborate.<< same

[william-nylander]

having a very rough day, do you have anymore top willy moments to gift us?

i am so sorry u are having a rough day pebble. i decided to go a bit rogue with this, in that it is instead a Top Willy Interviews On the Leafs Youtube Page listicle. i hope it makes ur day a teeny bit better.

idk if you’ve ever been to toronto BUT this look is very like. like this willy lives in the junction and hates the “noise” of the downtown and has waited 2 hours in line for bangbang ice cream in august. he likes to smoke weed in trinity bellwoods. he goes to poetry readings on bar roof tops and says shit about how everything north of dupont is “north york”. hes been known to sit at the piano in the common room at university college (uoft) and play scales. he can and has fucked ur boyfriend.

this willyum is your coworker at canadas wonderland one summer. he does not know what hes doing. he is either like :| or like :D depending on the moment. his nose gets sunburnt at the beginning of the summer but only ever in a charming way!!! u never see it peel. he works the stuffed animal stands and cannot understand why his has a line and none of the others do (hint: its bc every1 has a crush on him!!!!). before the park opens he wanders around with one of those velcro monkeys around his neck. he likes the mindbuster the best bc thats MY favourite ride and this is my listicle. 

also i miss willys gigantic front teeth gap. he used to have little tombstone teeth. what has he done to them. 

hey i love kyle dubas with my whole heart and all but there was something to be said about how when lou made them all be clean shaven and hair short it meant that willys hair was always kinda like a dragon ball z character and also his skin was all fleshy and elastic like a babys arm 

speaking of kyle dubas i found this choice shot of willy blinking while kyles prattling on about nothing and like has anything ever been more My Aesthetic 

god. has any1 ever been more iconic. this willy lives just north of bloor on dufferin and will tell anyone that the ossington strip is the “most underrated part of the city” (& hes right!!!!). they know his name at sugo. he takes all his out of town friends there and he gets tattoos at ink + water (thats at lansdowne right? now ive confused myself). he goes to the value village there and owns 29 pairs of sunglasses. he has his bed on the floor. he listens to a lot of better oblivion community centre. he long boards. he goes to bulk stores for groceries. he wants to start brewing his own kombucha. actually u know the more i typed this willy might just be me whoops.

this man is my next door neighbour for the summer in cottage country. he has a fishing boat but he doesnt fish because fish suck. i invite him over for bbq and telling stories around the campfire. we drink shitty beer. he is not interesting but he is hot. maybe we make out on the dock. willy looks weirdly good in green.

whenever someone has bracelets on their wrist my mind goes str8 to SUMMER CAMP. willyum is a camp counsellor at a camp maybe on like idk lake erie or some shit. he is a cabin leader and he loves his little sprouts/campers. frederik gauthier is the HEAD LIFEGUARD and willy thinks hes so funny and weird and sweet and cute and he doesnt realize!!! until the end of camp!!! that he has a big crush on freddie goat!!!! its the last night of camp and theres a big campfire and a camp dance and willy asks goat to sneak away with him. they go down to the beach and sit on the picnic table under the lifeguard tent and willy kisses goat and its very romantic. 

okay 1) love a man in a puffy coat & 2) there is something about “my father will hear about this” draco malfoy looking like He Was a Diplomats Son mp3 willy that just really gets my goat. he went to a boarding school in the swiss alps and fucked ur girlfriend. he has a closet for his shoes. he dated a member of the swedish royal family for a summer but broke up with him bc he was too clingy.

speaking of that bitch…..here he is again. this is after his tour after high school. he rented out an apartment in lisbon and would smoke cigarettes with beautiful people on the balcony. he spends a month in the south of france turning golden on the rocky beaches and buying dinner every night from the market on his way back to the hotel. this willy takes molly at a gay club in dresden and wakes up in an architect students bed and then he goes to the park to sweat off a hangover and pretend to read nietzsche  

this willy is absolutely the rapscallion son of the president. whats that movie with mandy moore (maybe???? oh no wait i just googled it its katie holmes) - that movie with katie holmes where the first daughter like falls in love or whatever?? this is willy. OOH IVE GOT IT. okay so this willy is absolutely a zoey barlett type from the west wing who is very cute and everyone loves him even though he is a spoiled brat sometimes/all the time. ENTER the assistant to the president - zach hyman - in a charlie young role. they fall in love over a pot of chilli. its the most beautiful thing u have ever s33n. 

okay so like willy is the new Legal Assistant at the office. kyle is a Partner in Law or whatever tf they’re called. willy and he are Working Late One Night and u know what that means…..they go to rol san bc its open until like 6am and they eat the FUCK out of some dumplings and then kyle drives willy back to his apartment (maybe in this one he lives in a shitty place at yonge & college???? like classic “roommate in the living room” toronto living??) and they KISS in the CAR and its ROMANTIC.

this willyumm is your date for thanksgiving dinner. he comes extremely bundled. my parents live north of toronto so i imagine this willy driving us north for the weekend. his scarf is very evan from skam and its sexi. he does not like the folk playlist that you have put on but its FALL and the TREES and OCTOBER MEANS HOZIER and hes like UGH FINE WHATEVER and is a bit grumpy but then u pass thru the holland marsh and he’s like “hm smells like onions” and its all fine again. his laugh confuses your extended family and he sucks at scrabble and is a pouty bitch about it but its a GOOD TIME.

god THIS WILLYAM is ur older brothers BEST FRIEND and he comes over to play video games ?? i guess ?? i never had a brother but i YEARNED to crush on a brothers best friend. he is very handsome like a lion. maybe you write some weird diary shit about it. every time he comes over ur SO WEIRD and he KNOWS ABOUT UR CRUSH and hes VERY NICE ABOUT IT.

also would a willy listicle be complete without me marvelling over his long straight nose??????????? look how straight it is!!!!!!

this will ham is in ur intro to gender studies class on friday mornings in sid smith. hes in one of ur projects and hes got no fucking clue whats going on. hes on the varsity blues hockey team and he thought that he clicked on “intro to geography”. despite the fact that he has no idea whats happening ever hes enthusiastic about listening. one time u go for coffee at mallo across from where honest eds used to be and he asks u what the male gaze is. 

okay. i hope u enjoyed this. it took me awhile and i enjoyed every second of it. to conclude, here is several screen shots from my favourite willy interview:

u ever see a man more beautiful

lil elastic face weirdo 

[ultimatenomi]

I was tagged by @oneandonly-rebelchild​ :)

Relationships: I met a guy my first week at uni- and we were dating by the end of the 2nd week- stayed together just over a year, some stuff happened i wont get into right now but i haven’t been in a relationship since and we broke up Nov ‘11 so......

Break-ups: oh yeah- that. dude picked an evening i was stressed out about school work and already in tears trying to get my essays submitted by my deadline 45 min away and he turns to me like ‘are we even dating anymore?’

like, no- but i have to share a bed with you cuz i have nowhere else to go. thanks.

Kids: dont have any- dont see myself having any bio-kids because the idea of being pregnant is terrifying to me, and i know how many kids out there need homes and i grew up fostering- so if i ever have any it’ll be adopted :)

Pets: i dont currently have any- but grew up had a hamster named fluffy, we had black and white rats called sausage and chip, we had tiny turtles/tortoises when we lived abroad (i was little), we had a few dogs that unfortunately werent a great fit with our family who were rehomed with better suiting environments (hector needed more space, went to live on a local farm, harry needed to not be around our cats) we had 2 felix cats; george and pippa, a black cat named kitty- and my mum still has Marigold (super fluff)

Surgeries: none *knock wood*

Tattoos: none so far

Countries I’ve been to: Hong Kong, China, England, Scotland, Belgium, France, Japan, USA, Canada- and technically Amsterdam because one year when i was around 8 me and my big bro were ‘unaccompanied minors’ and our first flight was late and we missed the connecting flight and put us up in a hotel room overnight. an 8 year old and an 11 year old. nightmare. and ive had layovers in a few countries but they dont count cuz never left the airport

Been in an airplane: so many- prob an average of 2 flights per year of my life? idk i havent done the math

Sang karaoke: in a group and by myself most days :P

Ice skating: i had lessons in a mall in hong kong back in the 90s- then as a teenager i took up hockey for a while

Been on a cruise: nope- tbh the idea of it kinda scares me more than flying

Rode a motorbike: nope- but i really wanted to as a teenager- i did a bunch of research but ultimately i couldn’t afford to

Ridden a horse: yup! but it’s been a long time since i was last on one

Stayed in a hospital: unfortunately- once when i was a tiny in hong kong- i’m told it was very dramatic and touch and go- but i have no memory of it-  beware of mould spores and little lungs. and once when i was studying in new york- the most expensive night of my life (that luckily for me my much wealthier relatives took care of)

Favorite fruit or berry: i love strawberries- like with froyo, dipped in chocolate, in eton mess, on a cheesecake 

Favorite color: changes daily- i couldnt tell ya

Last text: was to a mate of mine laughing about Link seemingly installing some sort of pulley system to transport rhett’s shirts into his closet

Coffee or tea: i... only drink like... arnold palmers/very sweet lemon tea 🙈

Favorite pie: Apple :)

Favorite pizza: i do a bbq chicken pizza from dominos but sub out the peppers for ground beef- and then i dunk it in garlic herb dip. but i’m sure if i lived somewhere with better options i wouldnt have dominos as my go to. I did love giordano’s deep dish- just the individual cheese- or just with ground beef and cheese- one of those individual pizzas fed me for a week back in college :’)

Cat or dog:

Favorite time of the year: prob fall/winter- its cool enough to wear sweaters, and not overheat when i pile under like 5 blankets- and i get to wear lots of flannel/boots- i can start to wear my beanie again- i just like being cozy :P also its my birthday a few days before halloween- and then theres a bunch of food based holidays- its just kinda nice

Met a star: a few :’) i dont wanna list them and sound like a jackass tho

Flown a helicopter: nope- and i got no desire to

Been on TV: yup :)

Broken a leg: not yet *knock wood*

Seen a ghost: not that i know of- if i have they were super chill and looked like a regular person

Been sick in a taxi: i dont think so

Seen someone die: no

if you wanna do it and tag me feel free- i’m too tired to think right now 🙈

[dontforgetoctober3rd]

Kinda proud at the numerous hockey players voicing their commitment to change and be better allies but also kinda sad that the whole entire country and most of the world protesting is what made them finally go "Oh my god!! there IS a problem!! good golly oh my word" instead of, ya know, black hockey players repeatedly saying theres a problem but it's whatever

tomorrow is a new day and I look forward to seeing a lot of change

[rookieforlife]

Do you think that the lately interest from the fans in women's soccer in Latin American countries will rise the bar for South American teams? And if so, do you think that teams like Argentina, Chile or Colombia can be competitive in the next World Cup? With Brazil you see a clear difference in terms of technique or skills, but theres something so feisty when South American teams play against each other, Argentina got on Brazil nerves last Copa America because they couldn't score (1/2)

ath(2/2) Then Chile was able to get a draw and beat Brazil in the pk definition of the Uber tournament Something tells me that there's a lot of complements that South American teams have that you rarely see in other teams and they just need the support of their federations to progress. I was delighted to see Chilean fans passion during their anthem vs USA, I even got emotional. And I found myself rooting as if I was Argentinian during Arg vs Sco 'cause they exude passion for football, I was amazed

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Do I think the fans will rise the bar? sadly, no. The support from the fans is there (and it’s super super important) but the only thing that could make our teams competitive are solid decisions from our federations and CONMEBOL. Those organizations are full of men who don’t care about women’s football, I don’t have anything positive to tell you at the moment, it’s sad and frustrating. Some activists and journalists (women of course) are constantly trying to make our sport visible, making points about how/what WOSO can be improved in our country, giving light to the problems/shortcomings the players have to suffer all the time (cause sometimes players can’t talk, and if they do, they would probably be removed from the team.) But the men in charge don’t even want to take a step in the right direction you know... lies, promises, more lies, more promises. There’s a lot of talent in South America, we have a different passion, we can be amazing, you can see glimpses in every game Brazil, Chile, Argentina, Colombia, Venezuela, etc. play. The talent is there, the possibilities... not so much. I was actually talking about this with my mom the other day. She watched the game with me that night (2 days ago), and when I was in France, my parents tried to watch all the Argentina games. She got pretty emotional (me too) when we heard our national anthem and we saw all our players crying, there’s something you can’t explain, it’s like every memory of these girls fighting to reach their goal, comes to you in that exact moment, all their personal stories. Anyway, we came to the conclusion that our society is to blame, patriarchy, all those impositions that are overturned on women growing up, and this fucking culture of men appropriating all spaces, specially football. We compared how our  society sees tennis or hockey in our country and how those sports are accepted, I mean... Gabriela Sabatini is practically a god here, Las Leonas (our women’s hockey team) are respected as athletes, but as soon as you mention women playing football, they kinda laugh.. It’s really sad and we need change, we’re not gonna stop fighting for it, but it will take time.

[mikedilf]

I agreed with @thefactsofthematter ‘s post about Albert being a hockey boy so much that now I’ve got some Sport Boys HCs.

-Albert plays hockey

-Race and Specs do track and winter track and cross country

-jack throws for winter track but plays baseball in spring

-Finch wrestles(my fave hc about him no one can tell me otherwise) and does baseball in spring

-Albert probably also plays lacrosse I’m not gonna lie

-Romeo swims year round and plays tennis in spring

-JoJo plays soccer(BUT HES THE JACKMAC OF THE TEAM DONT WORRY)

-Tommy boy wrestles

-Jack plays soccer and he’s the one that bit the pool noodle

-Crutchie swims

-Smalls does field hockey and lacrosse because she’s fucking insane

-sniper competitively snowboards (not for school obvi)(REMIND ME TO MAKE SKI CLUB HCS OMG)

-Elmer wrestles (he reminds me of this kid that wrestles in my school leave me alone)

Theres probably more I have that Im forgetting but yeet yknow?

[sidneys]

Theres lit 0 hockey culture where I live like I've lived in 4 cities and only one of em had a hockey team and that's the city I moved to when I was 21 like... Theres no hockey on tv in my country how TF these "homegrown" hockey fans think I was gonna get into hockey WITHOUT a cute (FREE) lgbt comic abt hockey players like i get it theres not much actual hockey in it but thats why I became a hockey fan? They think I was just gonna sneeze one day and suddenly know every nhl team?

“they think I was just gonna sneeze one day and suddenly know every nhl team?“ i cant fucking breathe this message made my entire month thank u!!!!I AGREE!! i grew up here in yeehaw south and to me, hockey was knife shoes and i didnt even know there were FIGHTS thats how much i knew about hockey!! i started to learn about it from some friends and i wasn’t into it-- and then check please came around and of course my southern gay ass got into that REAL fast!! so i thank check please for my spiral into suffering!!