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One of the shops I went to had a bunch of canon boys (skinny white guys who probably had a beanie surgically attached to them at some point). It gave me flash backs to my ex and his friends that didn’t like me.
#they didn’t like me before they met me so I don’t know how much I am to blame#but you know the type - average canon shooter#a Lamborghini pulled up behind me while I was trying to park and lemme tell ya#I was very nervous I would hit them and no one can afford that#(that was the shop with the cyber truck)#(they had a canon camera with them this wasn’t a baseless sterotype)
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Had to do a double-take when my dad was driving me and my brother to the store today. There was a cyber truck leaving the parking lot.
My sir why the heck are you shopping at Meijer???
#my stuff#rambling#Breaking news: Cyber truck spotted in suburban Ohio#If you can afford a $100k car I think you can shop at a store with better items and higher prices than MEIJER#Aldi is literally across the street#(I do like Meijer btw prices are lower than other stores around)#Also almost right before we left I thought to myself “Glad I haven't seen a cyber truck in person :)”#Shouldn't have even thunk it
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Cyber truck spotted at the Porter Square shopping center. Not only did I spot it, but I had to park next to it because it was the only space I could find. I apologized profusely to my car.
RIP your dignity
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Heya, guys! Just an ask for you guys, especially for Rocky. What do you guys feel about those cyber trucks? To me, I get salty because people drive a frickin TRAPEZOID!! it looks like an oversized microwave with four wheels! Even raccoons are attacking those trucks because they think they are dumpsters. But hey, that’s just me. What do you guys think?
If only the problem would be ONLY that this truck looks like a trapezoid… Someone once joked it’s Lara Croft in her first game - I had to look that up - but to be very honest, I think she has more polygons than a Cybertruck. And that’s saying something for sure.
As the Paw Patrol’s pup who’s specialized in medicine, I'd like to say that this truck is literally a menace on wheels for both passengers and pedestrians. Have you seen the crash tests? The truck doesn’t crush when colliding with something! It’s supposed to crush so the force of impact won’t go fully on the passengers inside. Without it, if it hits against something full force at top speed, people’s organs will practically become puree against their ribcage. And if it hits a pedestrian, even at lower speeds, the chances of major injuries is insanely high because it doesn’t have any smooth lines on its frame to soften the impact against the person! Only sharp edges! It’s absolutely deadly!
It looks like something you'd see in an Atari game, of course there are people who would be a fan of it but that's a very small percentage of a specific public; as Marshall said, the very frame design makes it extremely dangerous; I absolutely DO NOT trust anything that's entirely dependant on a touchscreen to function, once the screen is out, you won't be able to do anything anymore; If you need to look away from the road for more than 5 seconds to do something on that tablet, it should be considered already a failure of programming and danger inducing; a lot of them came out of the factory with already rusty components so THAT SHOULD SAY SOMETHING; oh yeah, you can't even take it to a car wash or it'll come out a huge useless brick on the other side and if you can't wash it, you'd at least want to coat it but guess what, you can't do that either; a bunch of the panels are literally GLUED to the frame...?; every time you go recharge it you need to do it as correctly as possible to not risk the charger getting stuck and eventually breaking it; if you drive in the rain, water will leak in through the edges; you can't even haul stuff or help another car because you'll be risking to snap the back frame - it's not in one piece with the chassis, but connected by a sort of plastic piece to it...???? I swear I've seen Chase's cruiser hold and tow heavier stuff with its winch than what a Cybertruck can ever dream of doing; if anything happens to the back of this truck, you can kiss goodbye to its bed, even though it's not as big as they promised either; they basically made a fool of a lot of people by making them pay a lot more for a "Foundation Series" promising a full self driving feature that, as far as I know as of now, is still not available; the truck just has so many problems someone drove it out of the factory and not even two minutes later it bricked completely and has been at a repair shop ever since; the list goes on and on...
Some Tesla vehicles at least look good and have decent features, though they also have a lot more problems than they should, which could have been solved already by now, but they don't even try, all because the company owner is just... A bad person, let's put it like that. He's got a temper worse than Sweetie's, he thinks he's above everyone else and won't ever take a "no" or "don't". I've heard a lot of other EV companies are making better AND affordable EVs literally by looking at what's wrong with Tesla cars to not repeat the same errors on theirs.
Oh, and one last thing! This guy also went against regulation laws against hate speech in our Mod's country, which resulted on his social media website and app getting banned there. Not satisfied with that, he double-crossed the ban to make it available there again although totally illegally, by using the same IP servers that hospitals, public services and even the very Brazilian government websites use, so... Triple crime? Not gonna lie, it's funny to follow how it's going down there.
#shadzdrag234#Paw Patrol#Paw Patrol Zuma#Paw Patrol Marshall#Paw Patrol Rocky#Tesla#Tesla Cybertruck#(( Imagine someone going through the Tesla Cybertruck tag on Tumblr and finding PAW PATROL DOGS SHIT TALKING IT too LMFAO ))
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Cal do you think Gwayne would drive a hummer,and then when Criston asks why Gwayne says it because he likes getting hummers when he drives. Plus his cyber truck didn’t impress Criston and it’s in the shop.
I can see the twink in a hummer for sure all decked out
HUMMERS WHEN HE DRIVES⁉️
Criston like
Rip cyber truck everyone made fun of poor gwayne :(
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I am so happy to be home. It was such a nice weekend. But man. I missed my house and my bed.
Especially because I slept so poorly last night. My back was killing me. I couldn't get comfortable and I laid wide awake for hours. Jess apparently didn't sleep well either. So we were both pretty quiet this morning. We got home an hour later. Got packed up. I got washed and dressed. And we double checked we had everything before checking out. And then we were off.
We drove down the street to the pancake house again. We had some trouble with parking. They had an app for street parking and it was not user friendly. But Jess sorted it out and we went to have breakfast.
We had the same waitress as yesterday. She recognized us. She was very nice.
Jess got the same little pancakes from yesterday and I decided to get stuffed French toast and it was so good. I was very happy with my choice.
When we finished breakfast we would have enough time to walk back to the town center to go and get the sweatshirts we wanted. This is our third matching sweatshirts of the year. The man and woman who worked there were really nice and complimented out style. We chatted about the sweatshirts for a bit and fashion and it was nice.
We made another little stop at a neat gift shop. Where I bought mini brass spoons. And we just had enough time for coffee (and half and half for me) and got back to the car with 2 minutes to spare.
We started heading out of town. We stopped at an antique store that ended up being a lot of fun. There was a cyber truck in the parking lot which was wild to see close up. They are just. So dumb looking. I saw someone say that they kind of look like a potato you peeled with a knife. I don't disagree.
Jess got quite a few cool things. Some billiards themed shot glasses. An apple pie dish. Some Morton Salt printed cups. I found find a precious little brown bear and the tiniest watch that has scarab beetles around the band. The watch part was broken but I have an idea for the rest of it.
We were in high spirits when we left. We did get a little stuck in the parking lot. But Jess got us out and we were off.
Our last activity was to go to the zoo. I had good memories of this zoo from when I was a kid. My dad's dad Ron lived out in Cape May and while we didn't have much of a relationship, the few times we visited I remember going to this zoo. I thought it was called the popcorn zoo but that ended up being something near by. This was just the county zoo. But it was as good as I remembered. The enclosures all felt large and good and I loved seeing all the animals. There were some favorites. I loved the tortoises. And the otters. The red panda was really active. And the giraffes were amazing. I was just having such a good time. I pet the goats. We talked to a cow. Jess was a bit tired and said we saw "to many animals". Because I drug her all around the park. But it was just a really fun day. Even if we were tired.
We lucked out with the weather and I was just really happy.
Once we were done looking at the animals we went to the cafe for lunch. She got chicken tenders, I got a grilled cheese, we shared fries. I decided to get a souvenir cup because the zoo was free and I always feel like you should support in some way if you get free entry. So the cup would be my souvenir. And when we were done eating we went to the gift shop and Jess got a little crab plushie. Very cute.
We had an hour and a half until we were back at her house. We were quiet most of the ride. Both very tired. It started raining but it was never to bad. We were both just very ready to go home.
We arrived back at Jess's at 345. And after moving all my stuff over and using her bathroom, I was off. Hugs all around and promises to let her know when I got home safe.
And I didn't have a terrible drive. It was raining. I did see a car fire. But it was an hour and a half. I listened to music. Made myself cry listening to show tunes. But I got home at 520 and was very very happy to be back. I was exhausted.
James came outside and hugged on me and helped me bring things inside. I was so happy to see them
I'm really glad our paths crossed tonight before they headed to the football game. James would help me unpack my bag. I was so tired. I just wanted to sit on the bed. I gave them the little gifts I got for them. And they told me about their weekend. We hung out in bed for a half hour before it was time for them to go.
And I would just spend the evening resting. I felt horrible for a bit. I would make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and had some milk and that helped. I tried to pick outfits for the week but I'm not thrilled with them so that may change. I would hang out with sweetp. Tidy up some stuff around the house. I took a bath. I washed my hair. I painted my toes. I just chilled.
Now I'm laying in bed texting James because I think there is a mosquito in here and it keeps biting me. Very annoying how itchy my hand is. But it's fine. I'll live. I guess!!
James still won't be home for a while. But I think I will start getting ready for bed. It was a very long weekend. And such a wonderful time but I am very very tired.
Tomorrow I'm going to spend the day with my husband and it will be a lovely day. I hope you all have a great night. Sleep well. Until tomorrow!
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Also I'd argue the trunk design on the cyber truck is worse for keeping groceries dry... like if you go shopping, it starts raining, and you go out to load your groceries... there's no trunk door to cover you while you put them in & the interior of the trunk is going to get rained on. Which arguably means it's going to get on your groceries. And also it's going to stay wet in there for a long time bc the moisture is sealed in. Just... not a good choice.
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I'm a hater and I'm okay with that.
Things I hate:
Edible areangements
That stupid X jump Elon Musk keeps doing
Airplanes
Holiday Inn
Nepo babies
People who asked how to change their vote after the 2024 election
People who film others in public
The Snapchat dog filter
Cookie monster pajama pants
Cyber trucks
Edible arrangements (again)
Bigotry
Cesar salad eating motherfuckers
Circus peanuts
"TikTok Glitch" or "someone's getting fired over this" style ads for crappy products on TikTok shop.
People who always need to talk about symbolism or deeper meaning every time they watch even basic films. Like, it's fucking Aladin. It's not that deep.
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I’ve always found it completely ridiculous when homophobes use the “ it’s not natural “ argument. Seriously man, you can’t drive your cyber truck to a super Walmart, buy a shopping cart full of mass produced food items, and then open your cell phone, go to the Internet, and tell me I’m “ not natural” for liking girls. Is that really the hill you want to die on? We humans have gone so far past natural, why is being gay the breaking point? Also, I don’t even know what you’re talking about, because wild animals are gay all the time. When is the last time you’ve seen a penguin on discord? 
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they would be besties and would do evil unethical experiments on people together. and afterwards take their cyber truck to go run over people in the mall parking lot (this is just ‘shopping for more test subjects’ for them)
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We had a minor car crash the other day. Passenger side back door got fucked and had to be completely replaced. It wasn't like THAT bad (no broken glass), but it did cause a big dent and push the door just forward enough that the front passenger door couldn't open either. Took a month in the shop to repair it.
Nobody had an injury. Neither person in either vehicle got hurt at all. The other person might have minor bruises noticed after? I don't know them so I couldn't tell you - but at the time of the crash, other than the sheer panic (teen, probably her first wreck, poor girl), she was physically fine.
Let me tell you now, that cyber truck is still going to be in the repair shop, just like my car was. The door didn't crumple, and the glass didn't shatter, but the door did shift, and you can tell by the uneven panes. The car took enough damage that it's still going to need repairs, and it didn't even protect the individual inside.
Absolute trash vehicle, and seeing one in the wild genuinely scares me and makes me want to be a hermit...but hey at least if it does wreck me, my car will protect me like it should!
#like it doesnt matter what the door looks like if it gets shifted like that it'll still have to be replaced.#and at that point#wouldnt you rather have a door that looks crumpled to all hell that actually protected you instead of one that doesnt protect?#the car was still very clearly in a crash so what are you proving#i just dont get it at all
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What do you think of Tesla cyber trucks?
"I like my cars looking like cars, and my trucks looking like trucks. I'd make a better truck out of sheet metal and scrap parts at a chop shop. Anyone who even bothers to own one is compensating for something they are lacking in the Southern hemisphere, if u get my drift."
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Perfection
Remember Covid?
The whole world shifted and life as we knew it changed with the introduction of this new virus. Wearing masks, cashing stimulus checks, and getting furloughed was the new status quo. The impact Covid had upon society was just as big if not bigger than it had on an individual person. Take that it in....
Covid-19. The latest plague that could weaken your well-being, take away your taste, ruin your respiratory system, and lose your life. Not only could you be killed, but you were guaranteed to be changed at a minimum. The way it altered society was off the charts. Schooling, working, grocery shopping, eating, and simply living were all affected in a negative way. From being deemed vital to finding out you lost your career were two sides of a coin flip that even the most degenerate bettors couldn't quench.
Even though we live in an era filled with scientific and technological advancements beyond the average brain, the human race just can't seem to dodge or dismantle physical and mental illness. These cancers and curses spread like a wildfire, burning up the entire family tree making it its destiny to reach your soul. Three cups of asthma, half a cup of depression, one teaspoon of hypertension and a dash of bipolar is the recipe for one David carbonara.
Lately, theres been one "bug" thats been doing more destruction than Hitler during Nazi Germany. That would be the infection of perfection...
There's got to be at least one asshole thinking, "I can't wait to hear about this privileged white fool's first world problem of not getting the CEO promotion or getting a new Tesla cyber truck in the wrong color." Touche', but hear me out...
Somewhere during the times when I was wee lad, we got a few things twisted and I've been tangled ever since. Ma always said, "Just do your best and everything will be alright." From exquisite performances across all avenues of my life: piano recitals, baseball diamonds, classrooms, laboratories, and damn near everywhere I've been, success has been found with an absence of happiness.
I remember being twelve years old walking away from my favorite place on earth, the little league baseball field. I thought there was a chance I'd be on Sportscenter the next day, after a starstruck performance of going 3-3, 3 HR 6RBI. The ugliest part about the statline was we didn't win the game. As I walked towards my mom's grey honda civic with my three homerun balls in hand, all I could think about was what I could have done different to change the outcome of the game. Instead of celebrating the best game of my life, I played out thousands of scenarios from separate timelines in which the win would've been obtained.
Alright alright, instead of reliving some childhood memories let's take a look at something a little more recent. I took my last job in the cannabis industry as an extraction technician. Essentially my job was to transform flower into various concentrates and my motto was, "Fire in, fire out." I remember my first run, tightening the bolts of a steel column that I just filled with fresh frozen material. My new boss gave me the standard parameters for their system, but I had some other ideas in mind. I'll never forget the liquid gold that poured like honey out of the collection column into the glass baking sheet. I found my favorite metal spatula and started whipping the eventual badder, imagining I was on Hell's Kitchen being watched by Gordon Ramsey. After all post processing was completed and all solvents were purged, it turned into a waiting games as the testing facility diagnosed the samples to determine the results. After four days, I was called into the lab director's office and was interrogated like I was on trial. After learning I had produced one of the best products the company had every seen (one that won the 2020 Jack Herer Cup for Best Sativa Concentrate) I spent more time focusing on the flaws, rather the success. I ignored the obscenely high terpene and THC % results and complained about the slight dryness of the product. Instead of accepting the praise and compliments from coworkers, all that ran through my mind was what could be perfected.
I get it, to some, it may some come off like I'm bitching about minor imperfections. Some kids never get to play organized sports and some adults never get a choice in the careers. That's not the point I'm trying to make. There have been numerous success stories of my life that have resulted in dismay, due to misconstruing trying my best for perfection.
As kids, we are urged to shoot for the stars and strive for greatness. There is absolutely nothing wrong with that. My favorite athlete is and always will be Kobe Bryant. He didn't win every championship, or even make every clutch shot, but I love him most for his work ethic and mentality. Kobe once said, "I was chasing perfection and excellence, even though I knew I will probably never catch it." I can understand that nobody is or ever will be perfect, but I struggle with accepting it.
Something still hasn't fully clicked between understanding and accepting. I'm not trying to defy gravity or take over the world, but I can't help but think I could've done better in every situation. This nightmare in my overanalytical mind, that runs like Usain Bolt, has led to countless sleepless nights. These sleepless nights allow the infection to spread like a cancer that slowly deteriorates my dreams. It's almost a paradox in itself. Why strive for perfection, when it can never be obtained? Why practice a craft that can never be perfected? The answer is plain and simple...because we can.
The infection of perfection has slowly loosened its' grip upon my throat and I've been able to let out a gasp of relief. I'm not only embracing, but ACCEPTING, that one can perform their best and still make countless mistakes. Most importantly...ITS ALRIGHT! It's fine to keep up with hobbies and activities that you enjoy doing, even if you're not very good at them. We are slowly getting in the habit of being happy knowing that I did everything I could, even if the results are not what we desire. I can go to sleep in peace at night, knowing I didn't execute perfectly. The infection of perfection has enabled me to put forth extraordinary efforts and a work ethic that cannot be learned. I am thankful for that aspect.
Chasing perfection can lead one to new heights and even make the world a better place. Imagine the world without Steve Jobs or Stanley Kubrick. This mindset allowed these two to reach new levels of success. As I've learned more about who I am, I know I will continue the never-ending chase of perfection...
The only difference is that I will now acknowledge my flaws and simply move past them in acceptance, rather than dwell in a fictitious reality I've deemed the Infection of Perfection.
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Hasbro also owns Wizards of The Coast who have banned conservative commentators like The Quartering over targeted harassment campaigns.
They and their subsidiaries are also the largest toy and game manufacturers in not only America but the world surpassing even Mattel. They've worked with or own every IP you can think of; Marvel, DC and Image comics, pokemon, Star Wars, Star Trek, Indiana Jones, Sesame Street, GI Joe, Nerf, Transformers, My Little Pony, Littlest Pet Shop, Peppa Pig, Power Rangers, Lazer Tag, Furby, Ouija boards, Jem and The Holograms, Beyblade, Play-Dough, Monopoly, Risk, Clue, Cabage Patch Kids, Easy-Bake Oven, Fortnite, Ghostbusters, Jurassic Park, Minecraft, Super Mario, Overwatch, Sonic The Hedgehog, and Troll dolls.
Elongated Muskrat buying Hasbro has consequences that reach far beyond what anyone can imagine, and you just know if he gets it, he's going to swing that power like a hammer and destroy anyone and anything he deems "too woke" and pull the same reckless illegal and dangerous shit he has everywhere else. This is a man who tried to change legislation so he wouldn't have to put side view mirrors on the cyber truck what the fuck do you think he's going to do with Easy-Bake Oven?
Literally the only solace I can find is that Elon's takeover and leadership of Twitter has been so horrific, financially disastrous and antithetical to everything Hasbro is supposed to be (family friendly and non controversial) that both they and their corporate partners like Disney could use that as reason to deny a purchase or pull some 4d chess moves our of their ass and make him fuck off.
Did you hear Elon wants to buy Hasbro?
#elongated muskrat#apartheid clyde#elon musk#hasbro#dungeons and dragons#dnd#d&d#magic the gathering#mtg#mtg arena#wizards of the coast#my little pony#power rangers#furby#peppa pig#transformers#marvel comics#dc comics#image comics#gi joe#nerf#beyblade#star wars#star trek#fortnite#overwatch#sonic the hedgehog#super mario#minecraft#pokemon
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homage to the mates.
Quick news: The Princess Kate cancer video, twirly amongst nature, is false, fake, and a lie. Musk wrote the impregnation tweet to deflect from September 11 because it was Harry. We don’t know why Muzzled Meg is with microphones galore—both consensually horrible?
Harry’s eponymous Catturd Twitter account represents family pedophilia. Google the identity, king-wise. Harry posts unwitty far-right extremism like curricula for monsters. Harry Windsor—cause of school shootings, school fires, stabbings, and suicides—is a fanboy right-winger with zero political views writing slop on the Internet to lighten the mood from kidnapping that upsets your teenagers. Kids know how he’s a swaddled coward in the UK, getting paid to theorize about my rape.
He has fun outside of wedlock. Dril or wint or cunty, the online account with a Jack Nicholson picture from the film, Something’s Gotta Give. This is Harry. In 2014, he wrote: i am selling six beautfiul, extremely ill, white horses. they no longer recognize me as their father, and are the Burden of my life.
google iitz.
In non-eloquent terms, a literary pedometer about his papa enslaving little girls and threatening the actor who was their actual pen pal. In case South Sudan needs a civil rights guest speaker.
A Netflix deal for a hired ventriloquist who, for six years, has deliberately helped a California-enemy sex trafficking violator. To dire results. Could nothing be worse?
As a briefcase model, in brassy copper orange, she opened suitcase Number 11 to reveal 5 dollars inside which the video titled, Meghan Markle Has the Case Deal or No Deal Game Show Network on YouTube details, years before she accompanied her playbook bunkmate to the ESPYs as he accepted an award honoring a fallen 9/11 hero.
She was cast in a wedding day prank, procreated with the contract holder, and deceived youths with the intentional spread of inaccurate information about race, gender inequality, and cyber bullying that she’s never been subjected to. H & Birthmark: You’re a psycho and she’s nowhere near a Cleopatra Malala Yousafzai.
Meanwhile, my female rights are gone and her captor husband says he wants to live in my attic. A reference I’ve learned is not about a cathedral roof hideaway, but the anatomy of a persecuted 15-year-old girl.
Grieving parents deserve more than implementing Flip and Frogmore Cottage as Mad Hatter tea techniques to denote that she’s the wrong milady.
Kids feel bad for someone. Guess who?
In Harry code, Rachel means: Rape-U-1st.
Divorce.
Timothy McVeigh and Terry Nichols, at 9:02 am, in a Ryder rental truck, bombed the Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building in Oklahoma City on April 19, 1995, killing 168 people because of Royal Pedophilia, Incorporated.
Tyler Hilinski—Quarterback at Washington State University was found with a gunshot wound to the head and a suicide note. 21-years-old. Four months before their wedding.
Jason Hairston—NFL player; founder and CEO of Kuiu, a hunting gear company. He was Department of the Interior liaison for hunting groups during the Trump administration. He killed himself at his home in Dixon, California. Four months after their wedding.
Jonathan Cantwell—Australian professional road bicycle racer; won a stage of the Herald Sun Tour and two stages of the Tour de Taiwan. He killed himself six months after their wedding.
Morgan Rodgers—lacrosse player at Duke University. Her mom, Dona, said she suffered a dream-shattering knee injury and on July 11, 2019, Morgan died by suicide. At 22.
Pavle Jovanovic—Olympian on the USA Bobsled team. He became a welder and hung himself in his metal shop on May 3, 2020.
Dieter Brummer—Australian actor on the soap operas, Home and Away and Neighbours. He killed himself in Glenhaven, New South Wales. July 24, 2021.
Terrence Butler—basketball star at Drexel University, studying Engineering. The 6-foot-7 forward from Prince George’s County, Maryland died by suicide on August 2, 2023.
Alec Musser—model and actor; played the role of Del Henry on All My Children. He died by self-inflicted gunshot wound in his Del Mar, California home on January 12, 2024.
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