#(still salty after all these years)
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There is no doubt that Bones kind of fumbled actually getting Booth and Brennan together, but y'know, six seasons and over 100 episodes of them being together and in love, buying a house, having a baby, getting married, having another baby, and being all cute and domestic goes a long way in making up for it
#am i still just a little salty that we never got the first i love yous? yeah#but seasons 7-12 gave me everything else i wanted so I'm chill now#bones tv#booth x brennan#booth x bones#hey guess who finally sent back after literally 13 years and finished watching this show?#i think I'll always prefer the first few seasons for tone and story#but they did so much right all the way through#and omg the sheer amount of bb domesticity and love just kills me in the best way#series; bones#otp: two people become one#sam says stuff
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Still salty about the time my 17 year old newly married cousin got to sit at the adults table on Thanksgiving, while I was put at the kid's table until I was 26 because I was single.
If you're wondering what it's like growing up religious.
#thanksgiving#I remember this every year#I'm okay still being salty about it#watching teenagers feel all grown up while rubbing elbows with the middle aged aunts#meanwhile I'm eating next to twelve year olds who refuse to eat anything but rolls#this happened after I spent the better part of a week preparing most of the food because we hosted#we just have Thanksgiving with my immediate family now and it's so much better#but seriously the way I was finally treated as a full human person capable of adulting after I got married...#growing up religious#🙄
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it’s so insane that summer’s finally here. im probably gonna regret it a little but i didn’t say bye to ANYONE i just dashed out of there as soon as i could. HAD to get out of that place
#im still salty at 80% of the school for not showing up to the game nights i organized#we had like. a pretty odd group of ppl this year and they were very uninterested in engaging w anyone outside their class#which meant all the after school activities we organized were just SO dead#arambles
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There's like... 5 layers of irony in the existence of Genlock season 2. The theme of the Ship of Theseus being prominent in season 1, and later season 2 being transfered to a different company, with writers, artists, and overall staff being replaced entirely to the point where it's not the same show anymore. The hamfisted anti-capitalist ideology that wasn't present in the first season (or at least not in the way s2 presents it), and the fact that season two is what it is because of greedy capitalistic practices. The fact that a plot point was greed and wanting results as quick as possible (also leading to the plot being rushed), and the fact that season 2 was quickly rushed out with only about a week of marketing out of nowhere.
Just... So many things. They may have had an RT supervisor, but a lot of good THAT did.
#Genlock#Genlock season 2#I'm still salty that they assassinated Holcroft's entire character just to shit on Elon Musk#We get it. No one likes him. *I* don't like him. But honestly grow the fuck up.#Stop projecting your hatred of real life figures onto fictional characters in shows. It's pathetic.#Also the assassination of Marin. In both senses of the term.#She was a general who cared seriously deeply about ALL her people. But suddenly there's a heel turn where she's not so good anymore.#Retcons everywhere. As a result of writers who knew jack shit about what they were doing and didn't even bother staying consistent-#because they weren't even fans of the source material to begin with.#God I'm just so angry about how they trashed the whole thing. It's been 3 years i know. But i enjoyed the hell outta s1.#It got me through senior year at highschool after rwby v6 ended. And it was so damn cool#I miss it. A lot.
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#feeling extra melancholy tonight#all of my feelings and loneliness just simmering in the salty broth of my tears#yes I’m still melodramatic but to be fair we were both melodramatic and i think that’s why we were such good friends#or i think we were such good friends; perhaps I’m misremembering now#breathing in the miasma of retrospect i suppose#i can’t reduce it all to ‘one thing that hurts the most’#they’re interconnecting pieces—a glass jigsaw puzzle and no identifying pattern to help put it together#your requests for my patience and my endless store of it#your invitation and my fear it would be retracted#my faith in your assurances and your subsequent retraction#you said you only asked me because you were sad and lonely as though the potential hadn’t been dangled in front of me for years#this all sounds bitter i know but it’s really just me thinking out loud#because if I’m never going to get closure on any of this#i should be allowed to put my feelings somewhere they can be read at a later date#i would never think to email you any of this#for one it would make me look crazy—the woman who couldn’t take no for an answer!#clearly i took the ‘no’ and left you in the peace you so desperately wanted#but being ghosted after so long of being your pal and your confidant… well that hurts in a way i was never allowed to express#of course i still love you. i will never not love you#but you showed up in my dreams again last night#taunting me about all i cannot have#i know it’s my subconscious being a complete dick#and not really you#and then i got into it with him tonight about how i just have to accept this platonic life#most of the time i deal with it just fine. i have lots of hobbies as you know#hard to stay sad if you’re wrangling yarn and puzzling over reflexive verbs#but in the quiet hours i used to love so much#everything floods in#please forgive me my elaborate tag salads directed toward your unfillable absence#goodnight my darling dearest
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Zetto and Kirbopher are an innate diplotic system!
[Zetto and Kirbopher from Terrain of Magical Expertise standing over edited versions of the innate system flag and diplotic system flag]
[A plain version of the innate system and diplotic system flag-splice used on the left icon image.]
Innate System - An innate system is a system, which was created from birth or was formed from traits they’ve had since birth. The term was coined as an alternative to protogenic. However, unlike protogenic, it doesn’t include unknown origins. Endogenic is an umbrella term, which includes innate systems.
Diplotic System - A system that had two members since birth or for as long as they can remember; a system that has always had two members and potentially gained more as time went on.
#icons#pride icons#plurality#diplotic system#terrain of magical expertise#TOME#terrain of magical expertise zetto#terrain of magical expertise kirbopher#TOME zetto#TOME kirbopher#innate system#(feel free to ignore everything after this point/tag)#OOPS! all fictives: TOME flavored sksksksk#we will always be salty about this. we will be bodily 55 and it will be like 30 years later from today and we will still be complaining#about these two not being plural.#can someone hand us some fuckin noodles or something we have enough salt to go around that it could be food seasoning.
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Ruby: "I'd feel better if my bad guy catching record wasn't 0 for 3, heh."
Actually come to think of it, Ruby and even the team as a whole has yet to pull an unqualified W out of this entire series yet, huh?
#rwby liveblog#rwby volume 2#rwby s02e08#and while i'm bringing back stuff from my digimon liveblog...#don't worry ruby you still have about 15 episodes before you fall behind Izumi's win record#(still salty after all these years)
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Honors college is great! In exchange for covering your tuition, my university will (checks notes) force you to do a capstone project, 120 hours of community service, significantly harder coursework, and several additional projects you don’t need to do because they can. Also you can’t take lower than 15 credits a semester or you lose your money. Good luck ^-^!
#I am. slightly salty. with my university.#I understand that the honors college needs to have smth that makes it an honors college#I get it. I understand it.#but the burnout is so fucking bad.#can’t they like. make it so u can do 12 credits a semester or smth. and they still cover all ur credits.#like I get the top tier version of this scholarship also covers housing and that’s expensive#they could even make it where you only get 4 years of free housing but you can still get more credits after that#like. instead of going ‘30-33 credits a year for 4 years’ why not just go ‘132 credits max; split it up however u want’#especially since MANY STUDENTS DONT HAVE HOUSING COVERED BY THIS SCHOLARSHIP#SO IT LITERALLY DOESNT MATTER#they can arguably extract More Money from you if you can take a lower amount of credits for more years!#bc the yearly costs for parking n stuff still occur!#also whoever came up w the honors seminar and the PDP was 100% making a pyramid scheme#but instead of money flow it’s TA positions. bc so many honors students want to be a TA.#blue chatter
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Break 🤝 Ebisu - waiting for years to die and then realizing when the time comes that they want to live...
anon i don't know who you are or what prompted you to send this, but....... yes, I suppose? but also Ow why did you have to make me think of this
#anonymous#the only difference though is that one's death was well written and necessary for the plot/characters#(while still feeling terribly sad but not like in a betrayed way)#and the other one was just cruel shock value and spitting in the face of their character arc for the entire series#oh never think i ever stop being salty even after 9 years :))))#it's funny though because that kind of death for that kind of character is my most hated trope in media#and yet this comparison proves that i don't always necessarily mind it..........#i think with Ebisu it's softened by the fact that he gets to reincarnate#and his reincarnation is able to finally value his life and GETS that second chance to do that that he deserved#his death isn't as terrible as it is for break and anyone else because he's a special case and he gets to reincarnate as still himself#it's still sad for that PARTICULAR Ebisu but....... he's still always Ebisu. and he needed to die in the story for so many reasons.#but he still gets that second chance#am i still incredibly fucked up by his death always? yeah lol because adult Ebi is MY Ebi and he's Yato's Ebi#and the Ebisu arc will forever be my favorite........ sobs#but it's still not nearly as bad as Break cause........ yeah#would ph fans still burn me alive for daring to criticize the ending chapters of the series? who knows lol#the ending chapter of noragami does remind me tho that i've been right to have trust issues ever since the ending of ph all those years ago#it wasn't /nearly/ as bad as the ending of ph but man... man.... every time i think mangaka know what they're doing i'm proven wrong :')#they just can't ever stick the landings man. what's up with that. it sucks. and then there's asagiri who lol... is doing whatever he's doin
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man i understand jack shit about whatever subtext or depth or whatever there was to wind waker
#there are so many posts abt ppl talking abt the characters and their motivations and what they say#and the world and shit and like. man i am struggling to grasp any of it esp with the varying perspectives#+ i never managed to get far and currently do not have access to the actual game#brother i thought windwaker took place only 100 years after oot until my friend had to directly tell me that that wasnt the case#idk what tetra has going on in like any regard or whats up with the king or the rito or the world as a whole#man i thought the king of hyrule was still clinging to the past too and only recently found oit that thats not the case#but the whole point a to point b of ending uo with st new hyrule and things kinda being back to normal is just.#man idk whats going on with wind wakernand id like to find out for the sake of using and referencing some parts of it#in ph and post-ph fic stuff. girl help im drowning i cant get a handle on wtf ww has going on#tbh i dont know shit abt oots subtext either just the basic stuff. i get mm but you kinda have to to get all the masks n shit#salty talks
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I miss her ;_;
#aol mobile communicator#aol#aim#2001#this was all the internet I needed in my pocket back then#nobody remembers but me#they discontinued service after only two years and I’m still salty#I couldn’t afford a cell phone with QWERTY for years#not tbx
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I saw one of these jokey “What your fave ESC 2023 tells about you?” with the answer to all of them being “You’re gay” and... listen, it’s not funny at all, it’s infuriating in fact. If your fave of the year is Israel, Switzerland, Poland, the United Kingdom or Sweden (or whichever else criminally boring and overrated entry of the year I’m forgetting), the answer should be different.
You may be gay, but it doesn’t change the fact that your taste in songs fucking sucks.
#Eurovision 2023#Esc 2023#can you see that I'm still salty how many shitty entries did incredibly well#(which covers all kinds of shitty - Israel being Israel / Poland sending an awful singer who most likely didn't get in legitimately#/ the UK sending an awful singer and clearly deserving 0 points after stealing this year's Eurovision from Ukraine#/Sweden being a boring Euphoria rehash etc.)#while so many amazing entries flopped for no reason#and Finland got beaten by Sweden bc apparently we can't have nice things?#I'm still salty
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My man Farkas is being robbed.
#skyrim sexyman poll#yes this is anty brynjolf propaganda#i love him but my werewolf man is just#hrnfh#also please please please get neloth out after round 1 yes im still salty about him all these years later#manifesting the teldryn sweep
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because people always have to go and ruin it with stuff like this :\
remember what happened to the swap note games??
yeah.
Why did Game Freak remove this feature?
#we are not allowed to have anything just for fun anymore#ppl always gotta defile things in some way#and companies notice and remove the features or take down the apps#swearing in pokemon games haha funny#no....no not really#people just immature like that and gotta ruin it for everyone else#and yes i am still salty about the swapnote thing after all these years lol
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just reread two or three chapters from convalescence as a bedtime story... haven't even opened that doc in months lol..
#i DO want to keep writing it!! it's not abandoned!!#but between my writers block and business and tiredness. i. have not updated in literally like a year.#unityrain.txt#fanfic#the pain of waking up is still my favourite written chapter in it so far <33#but again. so sorry for not updating.#i actually have a fully written but unpublished chapter in there from half? a year ago (wrote only a few months after last update id guess)#but i didn't publish it bc it was one that really depended on the succeeding chapter (and vis versa)#and i didn't know exactly how i was going to do the succeeding one so then i couldn't publish that one yet.#ghhh.#idk why i'm telling you all this tho i know like none of you read my fics.#i'm a fanartist and a fanficauthor with a tumblr and yet no one seems to interact with those two things.#i can't be too salty tho. i don't Provide Content enough to gain a following based on that#i'm not a robot guys!! i'm just a lil guy!!
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things you do that make svt bust quick (nsfw)
seungcheol —; tell him how good he’s doing
he’s a leo male… please stroke his ego.
tell him how you love his cock, how big he is, how it hits so deep inside you. tell him “right there,” and “keep going,” and to do it “just like that.”
stroke his possessive side too. tell him no one else can fuck you like he can, no one else can stretch you out so good, no one else can make you cum like he does. tell him that your pussy is made for him only.
be loud for him. god, he loves hearing you moan. say his name, beg for more, sob, whimper, gasp for him. don’t be shy about it. it’ll only be a matter of time before you butter him up enough to make him cum.
jeonghan —; beg
everyone knows yoon jeonghan likes having people at his mercy. he gets a little unhinged when he has power over someone—so imagine what he gets like when you’re writhing on his cock, gasping his name so sweetly, your eyes glimmering with tears as he fucks you hard.
“what is it, pretty?” he asks, and like the devil he is, he slows the movement of hips, pulling out of you until his tip barely kisses your also weeping hole. it’s torture for him too, to leave the hot, tight haven that is your cunt, but to him it’s worthwhile.
“wanna cum, hannie,” you whimper.
“hm… i don’t know if i should let you yet,” he says, dipping back inside just an inch. years of him being yours means you don’t miss the tiny strain in his voice that betrays his perfectly collected demeanour.
“please, hannie, please, please, please, let me cum. i’ve been so good,” you sob, squeezing your thighs where they rest on his hips.
you watch as a switch flips in his eyes within a millisecond. a grin lights up his face and he shudders, and he’s sliding back inside you, fucking in and out of you harder and faster than before. safe to say it doesn’t take long for either of you to cum after that.
joshua —; make eye contact
his pretty doe eyes make staring into them your favourite thing in the world, and if you asked him his favourite pastime, he’d tell you that it was gazing into your irises.
it’s also his biggest weakness. from the way you’ve got your mouth wrapped around his dick, throat gagging even though you’re only halfway down it, joshua feels his sanity slipping away. his fingers curl into the bedsheets below as he watches you work him, revels in the warmth of your tongue sliding up and down his shaft.
when your eyes flick up to meet his he doesn’t stand a chance. not with how glimmering they are, brimming softly with tears, yet swimming with adoration. with worship.
heat washes over his whole body, he’s gasping, and the salty warmth of his release pools on your tongue.
jun —; put his fingers in your mouth
when junhui gets inside you he has a one-track mind. he becomes rapt with pleasure, drunk from the warm squeeze of your pussy around him, focused on nothing but the sensation of you, the sight of you under him, the sound of you in his ears.
the effect you have on him is dangerous, because you’re equally obsessed with him as he is with you, and you’re not afraid to show him.
and you love his hands, he knows you do—knows how you love his slender fingers and their soft touches all over you, inside you. your brain is cloudy, fogged by lust when you take him by his wrist and bring his fingers to your mouth. your eyes sparkle as your lips wrap around his index finger, your soft tongue swirling around it.
jun’s mouth parts with awe, his eyes growing round. a second later, he stills inside you with a gasp of your name, like he’s praying to you, all the while you’re sucking on his finger like a devil.
hoshi —; scratch him
he’s a little bit of a freak, and a masochist too.
when he’s got you folded in half, hitting all the right spots inside you, you cling to him in every way you can—fingers grabbing at his biceps, his shoulders. one particular stroke of his hips has you squealing.
your nails sink into his skin, crying out his name as you rake them down the toned planes of his back. the second you do, soonyoung is grunting, hips stilling, cock twitching as a sticky warmth suddenly floods your cervix.
the worst part about it is how he always has the stupidest, most shit-eating smug grin on his face when he examines your damage in the bathroom after, and you know that if he could, he would post the selfies he takes in the mirror all over instagram. what’s even worse though? seeing your marks makes him hard again.
wonwoo —; cry
you’re such a sensitive little thing and wonwoo adores you. one orgasm on his fingers and you’re already overstimulated—“but baby, i haven’t even put my cock in you yet,” he’ll coo.
like it’s your fault you have a boyfriend with skilled fingers and a skilled tongue and who knows you inside and out like the back of his hand, who knows where to touch you and how hard and what pace makes you writhe the most.
by the time he does get inside you, you’re gasping and whining and clawing at him, tears springing to your eyes because he’s so big and so deep, but the stretch is so addictive that it’s dizzying. his voice is low and husky as he mutters to you a mixture of teases and praise, calls you his pretty girl and then laughs at sensitive you are, pretends he’s not on the verge of coming from the sound of your choked gasps.
your belly starts to pulse with that familiar heat and by then you’re keening for him, whimpering a mixture of his name and endless pleas as it starts to become too much. your sobs go straight to his cock, and it’s only a matter of time before he reaches his climax, and his gasps of pleasure harmonise with your own cries.
woozi —; pull his hair
he’s been growing his hair out. after all your begging, he finally listened. in a way, though, it’s backfired a little on you, because the longer it gets the more insane you become. and the thing is you never expected him to let it get to his shoulders—and still he doesn’t plan on cutting it. well, good. you would kill him if he did.
when his face is between your legs you’re nothing short of a feral animal—your hips bucking wild against his mouth, your legs trembling on his shoulders, your fingers, of course, grabbing fistfuls of his hair. he makes you whine when he pulls away from your needy, sticky cunt to tsk at you, tells you to cut it out and keep your hands to yourself. (it’s because he’s about to cream his pants).
when he bends you in half beneath him, ruts into you hard and fast and relentless, you need leverage. your hands land on the back of his neck, fingertips grazing at his roots, then one slam of his hips into yours has his cock bumping against the most sensitive spot inside you and your grasping at his hair and crying his name so desperately. no longer can he hold back, strained groans slipping past his lips as he lets go inside you.
dokyeom —; hold his hand
a sentimental sweetheart, seokmin is an utter romantic who thinks that being inside of you, whether in your mouth or your pussy, is intimacy in its purest form. now imagine showing him just how much more intimate things can get.
he’s losing his mind at the feeling of your tongue swirling around the head of his cock, the way you swallow his length down making him see stars. he can’t bare to look at you—he needs to focus on taking deep breaths so that he doesn’t cum straight down your throat. then he feels you grabbing at one of his hands, lacing your fingers together, and no amount of deep breathing can stop him from releasing.
and when he fucks you it’s no different—it’s him in near tears, whimpering your name between incoherent words over and over, and as soon as you take his hand in yours and your fingers wrap around his, there’s nothing else he can do but succumb to his own pleasure.
mingyu —; take control
he’s big and strong; strong enough to put you into whatever position he wants, to make you cum at his command, to do just as he pleases with you.
but that’s exactly why he likes it when you slap him around a little.
you can’t exactly bend him into doggy or use your weight to keep him pinned to the mattress, but you can sit yourself pretty on his cock and ride him teasingly slow. you can tell him he’s not allowed to touch you or you’ll stop moving. you can tell him to kiss you, to go slower, to go harder.
you can sit up and put a hand around his throat, still your hips, and tell him he can fuck you himself if he wants to cum. and he’ll do just that—and as soon as you utter the words, he’s gone, whining out curses as he fills you up in white, warm spurts.
minghao —; whisper in his ear
minghao often tells you how he adores your voice. when you talk to him he’s entranced, and he’s always been more of a listener than a talker, and it’s perfect because you always have so much to say, and minghao will listen to every last word of yours.
your voice—minghao’s kryptonite, his achilles’ heel, his undoing and, oh, the way you moan for him when he’s got you on his cock is enough to make his heart stop beating. the perverted part of him wishes he could record you, hide the file away on his phone and listen to you when he’s overseas and he can’t call you. maybe he’ll ask you about that, if he can find the courage.
the final blow is when you’re getting close. you lean in, right next to his ear, so close that your breath sends shivers along his skin. “please, hao, i’m so close,” you whisper, yet you still sound so desperate and depraved. “you are too, right? cum for me, please. i’ll cum for you too.”
so he does just that—minghao gives in and lets his orgasm wash over him, fingertips drawing circles on your clit until mere moments later he hears the sound of your own cresting pleasure and he feels himself getting hard again.
seungkwan —; wrap your legs around him
it’s a fact that seungkwan loves to be close to you. if he could, he would crawl inside of your skin and live in your heart. but since he can’t, constant physical touch is the next best thing.
he likes to think he has relatively good self-control…most of the time. like when he’s buried to the hilt inside you, he’s incredible at keeping in rhythm, fucking into you at the most perfect pace for both you and him, hitting the spot that makes your back arch off the bed.
somehow he never sees it coming—when your arms are snaked around his neck and you’re holding onto him for dear life as he takes you to heaven, and your legs wrap around his waist so that you can pull him in impossibly deep. then you bring his face to yours, and you have the most irresistible little pout on your face when you make your request. “cum inside me, seungkwannie?”
and it’s not like he has much choice with the way you’ve trapped him inside of you, but that’s the very reason why the next second he’s pumping you full, because when it’s you, how is he supposed to have any self-control?
vernon —; touch yourself
it’s not like vernon can last long in general. he thinks you’re the hottest thing alive and he’s so enamoured with you that it’s too much for him sometimes, but you best believe he’ll put his all into holding out just for you.
there are times, however, where he’s just a man. and what’s a man to do when he has a goddess riding his dick? when your tits look so pretty, bouncing in his face, when you have that fucked out look in your eyes, when you feel like heaven and hell all at once?
and what the fuck is a man to do when your hand drifts down between your legs, to your aching clit, and your fingers start to rub it in circles, or when your other hand grasps one of your tits and tugs at one of your own nipples? and your sweet pussy clenches around him so tight when you do, clamps down on him in an hot, wet embrace, so what else can he do but cum?
dino —; say ‘i love you’
another sweet, sentimental boy. lee chan is head over heels for you, enamoured, obsessed, smitten, infatuated with you… the list of things he is around you is endless.
it shows in the way he fucks you—always takes his time with you, never rushes taking you apart. every touch of his is intentional, meant to set you both ablaze. when he eats you out to prep you for his cock, he has to try not to cum in his pants from how pretty you are.
where he really doesn’t stand a chance however is when he’s bottomed out inside you, as close as he can possibly be with you—so close you’re practically one. the sweetest sounds fall from your lips, spurring on his expert thrusts.
his forehead is plastered to yours, the pair of you revelling in one another’s sweat and gasps for air. “i love you,” you confess gently, and chan falls over the edge of pleasure not a moment later.
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