#(she does fuck a cannibal sometimes tho-)

[whotfelsewantedtobelynnyx]

Headcanon that whenever Rosie finishes “cleaning” a kill, she’ll save the extra blood and bones and give them to Carmilla to use in her workshops.

Carmilla uses the blood to forge bone steel and carves the bones themselves into various decorative patterns to use as pieces for her weapons (the hilt of a dagger or a sword, the stock of a rifle, the handle of a whip, etc.). Since Rosie won’t let her pay for the parts (“Please, darling, it’s no trouble. They would’ve just gone straight to the bin if ya didn’t take them!”), she uses the smaller bones to make little pieces of jewelry to give her in return. Rosie’s absolute favorite is a pair of little skull earrings with tiny diamond eyes, all made of made of the bones and compressed ashes of an asshole who hit his children. She’s eagerly waiting for the guy to regenerate, because Carmilla promised to make her a full matching set if she brought his bones to her again.

[hollisiguess]

im bored so y’all are getting some hazbin hcs

Alastor is aroace and agender but he does not know it he has no clue what ANY of those words mean

Rosie actually knows that Alastor is all of those but to fuck with him she doesn’t tell him however she will from time to time call him one of those (for example when she says she knows Alastor is an ace in the hole)

Alastor and Rosie are in a qpr!

Velvette and Vox are besties they will gossip about everyone and everything

Velvette is a non-binary lesbian who uses she/her

EVERYONE in hell assume that the vees are a polycule and for the chaos they never correct anyone

Velvette barely tolerates Valentino and would like to beat the shit out of him at any given time

Ok I have to restrain myself with Velvette so last one even though Vox has beef with Alastor to everyone’s shock she hangs out with him every once and a while over some tea

Lute is aroace but she and Adam are « dating » bc people kept asking Lute out would never take no for an answer and it was making her uncomfortable

Despite everything Adam does care for Lute and is a good friend towards her hence why he agreed to the fake dating plan

Vaggie before getting her wings back would get HORRIBLE phantom pain from them and whenever Charlie would ask what was up she would always dodge the questions and Charlie wanting to respect her gfs boundaries wouldn’t push to much

Vaggies love language is acts of service and Charlie’s is physical touch

Charlie ADORES Vaggies wings she thinks they make her gf even more gorgeous then she already is

Vaggie is actually insecure of her wings as they remind her of a past she’s rather forget but Charlie fawning over them does make her like her wings a bit more

If Charlie is cold Vaggie will use her wings to make her warmer

After the battle against the exorcist Vaggie went back to thank Carmilla for her help and the two got to talking and ended bonding now they meet weekly at Carmillas to practice battle together (the both enjoy it greatly) and sometimes it leads to Vaggie staying for dinner

Carmilla Carmine is essentially Vaggies mom/mentor

Vaggie bonded with Carmillas daughters and they see eachother as sisters

Charlie will sometimes head over to cannibal town to give Rosie a visit and she now calls Rosie Auntie all the time

Vaggie brought Charlie to meet Carmilla and Charlie brought Vaggie to meet Rosie (both were super nervous to meet each others respective mom/aunt figure worried they wouldn’t approve)

Husk and Cherri used to hate eachother but after Angel forced them to hang out they grew to like eachother in a I hate u and hope u die/affectionate type of way

Angel does Cherris hair and I will not elaborate

Angel can’t cook for shit and almost set the hotel on fire many times (he’s now banned from the kitchen)

Vaggie however is a great chef!

Husk taught all the members of the hotel who didn’t already know how to play poker, poker

The hotel guests now have game night which is usually the entire cast struggling while Alastor, Husk and Vaggie sweep and have a rivalry between themselves the others are trying tho!

Alastor also taught the residents chess

Nifty eats the pieces

Im not elaborating on that last one

Vaggie and Angel actually like one another (PLATONICALLY) even considering one another one of their closest friends but neither would ever admit it out loud

Alright now that that's said Angel and Vaggie have mini cooking lessons in secret (WITHOUT ANY FIRE for safety reasons ofc) so Angel can make food for his friends

Lucifer and Vaggie actually bonded a lot especially given both are fallen angels

When Lucifer found out why Vaggie was cast out and how Vaggie had to physically restrain him from (somehow don’t question how he'd even be able to get to heaven to do it) beating the shit out of Lute

Shickingly Lucifer, nifty and Husk are friends and hang out

in fact Lucifer knew Husk before the hotel and had already grown fond of him

Sir Pentious and Charlie are besties

Charlie was the first person who Sir Pentious actually told he liked Cherri (the others still knew but like he actually told Charlie)

Sir Pentious makes Alastor babysit the egg bois after the outing he had with them a while back

Sir Pentious does like Emily but she kinda makes him sad as she reminds him so much of Charlie and he cant see her anymore given she's currently in hell

Razzle was always super attached to Charlie but Dazzle wierdly enough got super attached to Vaggie making her even angrier with Lute when she killed him

Imma end the hcs here cause this is already a shit tone lol

[ryololart]

18+ yall minors dni

So like i was thinking simon amd evans sex life honestly its prob super lowkey. They both have extensive history of sexual trauma so i doubt they would be doing anything super crazy.

Evan

- def has a higher drive than simon, which isnt saying much.

- She grew up viewing sex as more violent than anything else. She is def of cannibalism as a metaphor for love kinda girl. Having sex for her is more just shutting up the voices so she can go back to work.

- she is INFATUATED with simon tho. She knows everyone single scar on his body, every bump and ridge of the puffy skin. She loves dragging her finger tips down his back and leaving bruises on his neck.

- she is a jealous freak too. Nothing will get her more hot and bothered than some other girl flirting with him. She will grab him by the collar and drag him off to fuck him in a storage closet. Thats her man.

- she doesnt have any like specific kinks or nothing. Shes a vanilla girl with a thing for soft and slow sex. Only thing might be praise bc she loves being told she is good at something. She needs that confidence boost.

Simon

- simon just wants to be loved and show his girl he loves her too. Evan has this thing where she second guesses if he really loves her because shes so messed up. He doesnt always know to verbalize how much he loves her so he shows her instead.

- he doesnt really get jealous bc he knows evan cant even imagine anyone else romantically, sometimes he’ll put a hand on her thigh or a hand on her back if a man gets too close tho. Thats his woman >:/

- seeing her wear her wedding band at work does make him want to lock his office door and clear his calendar.

- sex to him is making love to the girl he wants to spend the rest of life with not just fucking.

- hes not one for rough degrading sex, its soft and silly. They both laugh and joke around, soft gasps and kisses. Its two people who love each other more than anything else in this world.

- sometimes he might get a little ambitious and tell her how good she is to him with a hand round her neck, otherwise its vanilla asf.

- he likes being told hes doing good to :))))))

I am not a smut writer AT ALL

I cringed making this but i wanted to

[supersuperdupersecretnerd]

I may have some concepts of a H*zbin H*tel rewrite (nothing really set in stone, just some ideas). Let me know what you think!

(Context/Trigger Warning; Mentions of animal death, decay, discrimination against sex workers, religious trauma, abuse, and cannibalism/gore. Depictions of eye injury and of a character in lingerie)

You may have to zoom in to be able to read (unsure posting from mobile can't see how it looks on desktop rn). Let me know if any clarifications are needed!

Some related & unrelated notes

-Jay Jay gets attacked cause the angels that go down during exterminations don't really pay too close attention to who's who. It's just a mad rush of perma-killing and adrenaline, no time to think.

-I'm considering making the reason why everything in the show is so fucked be from the Holy Trinity just randomly vanished one day; no one knows how or why. Heaven blamed Hell for it (they weren't involved) and that in part is why the exterminations happen; although without guidance, things start to fall apart and heaven gets corrupted (not sure if I'm going with this yet or not, just an idea).

-V didn't know angelic weapons could hurt angels because she was just a human that got into heaven, not created an angel.

-Kee Kee (the cat) just ceases to exist based upon the concept that animals were made for humans and cannot go into heaven (recall first hearing about it as a kid from Old Yeller)

-Yeah Lucifer does not really care about Charlie. He just doesn't want the public to know that he made her because he is embarrassed he couldn't outdo God's creations. (although maybe he used the knowledge from this to help Mammon create those Fiz bots) (oh also- all of the seven deadly sins are complete assholes, through and through) (Dunno what to do with Lilith yet)

-Charlie wants to help sinners sometime after letting V stay with her; she grew to care for her, and through this care & love, she starts to sympathize with sinners in general and wants to make things better for them (mainly for V tho). However, even with the portion Jay Jay's soul Charlie's sense of morality is a little fucked... (Basically she believes in the eye for an eye, or an eye for a limb/maybe even two limbs/ if the situation is severe enough).

- V supports Charlie's plan and helps her out whenever she can (and with better understanding morality); she does have a life outside of the hotel though (she works as a waitress at a restaurant, she also does babysitting for hell born children on the side/not uncommon for her to bring the kids she's watching back to the hotel)

- Charlie tried to work at a fast food joint, but got hired due to unnerving the customers (she's still upset by that). She eventually got a job as an art model at some art place.

- Jay Jay grows a soft spot for Angel Dust after overhearing how he found and adopted Nugget. Thinks their a cool dude, the cat body often comes over to her purring.

- Also I do want to have a scene where Valentino comes over, Jay Jay overhears the abuse (verbal & emotional in this instance) behind closed doors and just absolutely starts wrecking his shit. Like, the floor just collapses right underneath where Valentino was, when he gets out parts of the ceiling starts falling on top of him, when he runs out shit from the wall starts getting tossed towards him, and the cat body just jumps up and starts scratching the hell out of his face. (Also Jay Jay feels the pain of the house coming undone, she does it anyways cause fuck Val) (Angel is terrified after that, just stares at the scene before going to lock himself in his room for awhile)

-The hotel is covered in Jay Jay's eyes, however she closes them whenever people walk into rooms outta respect and privacy. The house also can't hear (can feel tho), only the cat body can hear. Also due to sharing apart of her soul with Charlie, the two can talk to each other telepathically.

-I'm removing Rosie having the 'energy of a Jewish mother', I'm not making the leader of a cannibal town into a Jewish caricature fuck that. (Dunno what type of personality I want her to have, but I'm definitely removing the motherly relationship she has with Charlie) (Also in Cannibal town they just take turns eating each other; they eat everything but the head, and from that head the eaten person will slowly grow back; Cannibal town is a pay to get in and experience sorta deal, it has both permanent residents and those who just paid for a day; Rosie is making bank off this place)

[blutpop]

May sir blutpop drop thy Prussia hc's?(:3)l<=

fine.

gilbert masterpost (subject to change)

- transmasc, has top surgery but couldnt be bothered with bottom surgery (blood is cool what can i say)

- hes bisexual and demisexual

- has a beat up early 90's bmw with mismatched doors and hood and lights held together by ductape. does not do anything to actually fix it because its too much money, but he'd fix up literally any other car?? the interior is actually pretty comfy though, the front is leather while the back is just a fucking sofa bolted into the floor. however, it's surprisingly clean

- finds fixing up cars to be really fun but only actually does it for roderich and ludwig

- is The Rizzler™️ when he's not trying. when he is trying, he just... becomes a total boyfail. -2847188 aura

- surprisingly chivalrous

- dresses alt in public, dresses like a dad at home

- formal clothes are gender but suits get so uncomfy for him after... 10 minutes.

- so into leather. he will wear a strap outside. almost always wears chokers

- hes also very picky about belts and chokers. it cannot be any of that cheap shit or he will explode

- speaking of dads, he birthed ludwig on roderich's couch (he came over and just sat there and gave birth. like a goddamn cat. it traumatised austria). also nursed ludwig for about two years at roderichs place bc its comfy and obvi she'll spend tonnes of money on him

- bbq king he would literally take shots of bbq sauce just to disgust people while he grills up the most top tier steak

- again on the topic of dads, breaking the chain is really hard. daddy issue havers where u at

- takes germany fishing. has tried to take austria but she hates it because she gets seasick

- also takes ludwig hunting. roderich actually likes this and comes along sometimes

- will sometimes blast the classical beef albums by codec just to make roderich angry (gil genuienly likes the albums tho)

- unfortunate lightweight but will drink past his limit (and vomit)

- had very questionable ideals in the past (obviously hes PRUSSIA) but is actually pretty good in the present-day

- his rizz at roderich was being homo/transphobic /hj

- common hc but his first crush was hungary. this really instilled that internalised homophobia in him at a young age </3

- really possessive and protective of roderich but he tries to suppress it so hard

- i forgot to mention kugelmugel. thats their cat he and austria found on the side of the road (jk)

- kugel, or as i call them: ballboy, just sorta happened. idk how honestly i havent thought that far ahead but they live with gil and rod

- ludwig has his own house bc hes cool but when gilbert comes over he just insists on staying in the basement. ludwig has tried to get him into a guest room but he wouldnt budge he just loves the basement

- now. the hc youve been waiting for: music. scorpions, rammstein, even some modern talking on a bad day... def leppard, led zeppelin, the smiths, metallica, cannibal corpse, pitbull, rob zombie, creed, stone temple pilots, linkin park, van halen, duran duran, mötley crüe... you get the idea? oh and codec obvi but specifically classical beef i and ii

[star-the-gremlin]

how are the vees doing in this au

im intrested in rosie and cherri whole,, thing ngl

I gotchu

So instead of Vox it is Alastor who started to upgrade and went with the time. He tried to persuade Vox to do the same but got rejected. Unlike og Vox tho he didn't take it as badly while Vox felt betrayed that his best friend would become a sell out. Alastor doesn't use old school radios anymore but instead created his own version of Alexa which he lovingly names "AL". It is mass produced and almost anyone in hell has one which helps him to spy on people.

Carmilla doesn't own the fashion industry but instead owns the largest theater in all of hell and deals with angelic weapons on the side. She still has her daughters who are also the main dancers. Odette does ballet while Clara specializes in hip hop. Carmilla is not as childish as og Velvette but she has trouble controlling her temper which causes her to have violent outbursts. Let's just say you wouldn't want to be one of her workers that stood in her way while she was angry.

Rosie, oh my poor sweet Rosie I am so sorry for making you mean baby girl. Rosie still owns cannibal town where the "Vees tower" (still gotta figure out a name for them) is located. The building is actually a mix of Carmillas dance studio, Rosie's emporium (changed into a brothel) and Alastor's radio tower. Rosie is the madam of the brothel with Cherri being her favorite worker and also the most popular amongst the customers. Shes not as abusive as Valentino but she does treat her workers rather poorly if they don't do what they're told and since Cherri is an extreme troublemaker and doesn't take shit from customers who are begin assholes she is often at the receiving end of Rosie's punishments. She doesn't resort to violence unless absolutely necessary when she scratches and bites, sometimes even biting literal chunks out of her workers when particularly pissed off and sends the worker out to keep doing her job as a warning to others. She prefers to emotionally manipulate her workers, clicking her razor sharp teeth as a threat.

Also Alastor and Rosie are patonically married and Rosie and Carmilla fuck nasty.

[joyboyish]

ok im starting ti write a plot for a one piece dating sim, but for now some straw hat hcs!!!

sanji used to make onigiri shaped like animals cuz it made luffy laugh, but he stopped when chopper joined because he felt bad

one time usopp bet luffy that he couldnt be a vegetarian for a week and he (stupidly) took the bet, sanji came out with lunch 10 minutes later and he forgot

robin and usopp really like fucking w law when he had the alliance w them. usopp would do stupid things w luffy and chopper like put saran wrap at the front of his bedroom door, or whoppie cushions, and robin would tell him the crew is secretly cannibals or shit, since she always says it w a straight face law believed it for like a week

robin paints her memories w the strawhats, their usually very graphic though

zoro once slept outside during a bad hurricane and caught the worst cold ever, nami wonders how hes alive

for peoples bdays nami takes 1000 berries off their debt

since brook is like 90, he has some old ppl traits, like sometimes he wears plaid flat cap or plays bingo when their at a new island

one time the whole crew had a day where tried different beverages to fuel franky, they all agreed cola was the best tho (luffy was very entertained by the capri sun one though)

luffy was looking thru choppers bag once and found a thing of medical marijuana, he ate it and then stared into the distance for 2 hours. to this day it was the most peaceful day the strawhats have ever had (usopp did try throwing things at him to get him to respond tho, it was p funny)

sanji was concerned he'd have to stop making seafood when jinbei joined but then jinbei told him he was a shark fishman and it was ok (that did not stop robin from telling law it was proof theyre cannibals)

jinbei does crossword puzzles! he knows a lot of niche facts about anything and everything. him and robin like to trade facts a lot

during the time skip, sanji and zoro both learned how to do makeup and nails (for perona and ivankov) during their weekly crew long sleepovers they like to have battles of who does it better, with luffy and usopp as their models. everyone else judges and after they do facemasks and watch a movie (luffy tried to eat his facemask multiple times)

[missjessefantastico]

thank you @juniperhillpatient for the tag <3

10 characters 10 fandoms 10 tags

1. willow rosenberg - buffy the vampire slayer while i agree that buffy is the superior character of all the world, i simply imprinted in this nerdy agent of chaos from day one and there has never been going back, going back to what? to not knowing perfection?! we stan a self-centered problematic queer queen, she has so many layers, she was so many selves, amazing

2. catherine doll dollanganger - flowers in the attic queen, im so sorry that i cannot remember how to spell your last name it's so hard im so sorry, but know that you're my favorite drama queen and your revenge plots are amazing, i have no notes for you!

3. audrina adare - my sweet audrina do i have a thing for gaslighting victims? probably, what a gaslit queen, the most gaslit of all the gaslit, take a nap, eat candy, commit atrocities, i dont think you want to but you deserve it

4. shauna shipman - yellowjackets i do not know how to describe this woman in a way that does her justice, she's an emotional cannibal but also a literal cannibal, she learned to use a knife in the wilderness but can still cut with surgical precision, she's shaking because she wants to kill you so bad, she has brown sad eyes, poor little meow meow and a milf

5. jet - avatar the last airbender does not deserve the hate, you try and raise a bunch of kids while you're also a kid and you're all orphans and you live on trees and there's a war going on then we can talk about morals!

6. connie maheswaran - steven universe i cannot think about her without getting emotional, she came so far, no powers bug she holds her own on a fight, amazing swordfighter, a fucking nerd, the only character with different outfits, first human to fuse with a gem, she's so precious

7. orpheus - hadestown (and like... mythology but im being specific about this version) my boy just wants to write a song so beautiful that'll bring the world back knto tune back into time and all the flowers will bloom but the ones who tell the lies are the solemnest to swear and the ones who load the dice always say the toss is fair he gives me so many feelings okay?

8. lauren cooper - faking it problematic queen, has held people hostage, has blackmailed her sister, has said all kinds of isms (not autism tho) i still love her tho

9. max - camp camp my problem child, what a mess, love the chaos, he's terrible but he's also wholesome sometimes, deserves better parents, please keep stealing david's phone it's funny

10. louise belcher - bob's burgers chaos chaos chaos chaos chaos chaos chaos chaos chaos chaos chaos chaos chaos chaos

tagging @haikyuupaladin @siriwesen @mrsmarymorstan @meddlelyn @hear-the-people-sing @bring-it-on-perra @sinomin @... idk everyone who wants to do this, say i tagged you

[lolipoptheclown]

hi

holds your shoulder

Talk MORE ABOUT YOUR OCS THEYRE SO INCH RESTING

-🦇

OKAY I WILL HEHEHEHEE

UHHH THIS IS MOST LIKELY GONNA BE EXTREMELY LONG CAUSE I LOVE RANTING ABOUT MY OCS SO MUCH AT LIKE EVERY CHANCE I GET xd (I will probably repeat a lot of info that I have shared before sorry!!)

SO UHHHH CASTOR FIRST CUZ HES MY FAVORITE:3

Castor is a very strange guy, he's actually not human (which was probably obvious by the amount of times I have mentioned that, and the fact that uhhhhhhhhh he has 2 ref sheets, and one of them is for his monster form). He LOVES to prank people, it's literally one of the only things he can do since he lived in the woods until he met Bob. But the thing is that he has SO MUCH anxiety for like no reason all the time, and if he gets too stressed out 1 of 2 things can happen: He will transform into his second form (unintentionally. He doesn't like doing that too much because his gums and fingertips bleed when he does, and his head hurts) and someone's dyin, or Bob will help him calm down (he is rarely able to but he tries). Anywayysssss, moving on from that, he loves to draw, and listen to music! He mostly draws the stuff that he does throughout the day, which is usually just hanging out with Bob, Melissa, and sometimes Dexter:) He is actually surprisingly good at drawing. He wants to be friends with Michelle and Carolynn SO BAD but he's afraid of talking to people LMAO

Ok uhhh moving on cuz this is already extremely long 💀

I will write about Helen now cuz I will probably rant about her less ;-;

Helen is a zombie, and she can turn herself into a ghost to escape situations she doesn't wanna be in (like the one time when she was on a walk and SOMEONE tried to scare her (Castor)). As a strange form of revenge for that, Helen is extremely cold, and Castor literally started shivering when he touched her HAHAHAHSHHSBS anyway, she was actually killed by a cultist, but she woke back up the night after her burial. That guy is dead now:3

Now, Melissa! (She's the newest one! I made her a couple days ago LOL)

So Melissa is actually a self-insert, cringe that Bob's daughter is my self-insert but idc lmao I can do what I want >:). Anyways, her family is Dexter (Father), Bob (Dad) (RATMEAT CANON!!!!!!1!!1!1), Castor (Dad's best friend, an older brother figure to her:]). After her parents both fucking D I E D she went a tiny bit crazy tho. Only thing about her that is normal OC-like lmao. She has slight anger issues, and her southern accent is a lot more noticable when she's mad. She hates it when people try to interview her about how her life was like growing up with the cannibal serial killer as a father.

Carolynn!!!:3

Don't have much about her because she was originally made to replace someone's OC that I stopped being friends with so I could continue Michelle's story properly. She works the day shift at the Candy Club, and she is goth, but the Spooky Month artstyle doesn't really show that very well -w-' She doesn't have a mom, and one dad [Insert Melissa and Carolynn shaking hands with 'ADOPTED GANG' in bold letters], and she is kinda insecure about her legs :( but she is my happiest OC so yeah 😁

FINALLY TO THE LAST ONE, MICHELLE!

Michelle used to be my self-insert, but to be honest I wanted to take her story in a different direction so I changed that! She was my first Spooky Month OC, also. She has had SEVERAL different jobs, kind of like Rick, but currently she works at the mall. She is also Carolynn's best friend (neither of them know who Castor even is btw ;-;). She HATES Bob, like HATES him, but she doesn't talk about it much because Melissa will definitely hear about her shit-talking her dad, and she doesn't want to upset her. Not because she's afraid of her, she isn't, but she genuinely cares about her. She knows that Melissa has a lot of issues, and she wants her to open up about them more.

Uhhhhhhh thanks for sitting through this :3

TYSM for giving me a chance to rant about my OCs T H A N K Y O U

[millermenapologist]

Hey, I don't really send things hut you mentioned your fic and I had to read the last chapter (it was good to do so, because I was a bit tipsy the day I was reading and now I paid more attention to things, anyway...), so I wanted to talk about it❤️❤️ first, you write so perfectly it's actually insanely ridiculous how talented you are. I mean, everybody can qrite fics, sure.. but you darling? If you said to me you are a renowned author who hides behind a blog on tumblr, I would believe it. The way you describe things, describe feelings and just fucking describes everything is just **chef kiss**

I love how joel is treating ellie now that things calmed down, even when he doesn't communicate with words, he does it with actions and physical touch a lot: hugging her from behind when she goes to sleep with him, the way he asks if she wants him to do her hair even when she doesn't need help, the way she just casually sits on his lap and he holds her like his baby (and when they long talk during these moments even tho he's so tired from work), the way he can't even think of her as a sexual creature with anyone because she's so cute to him (that scene cracked me up🤣), the way he puts her to sleep with bunny so she can hold it, the way he deals with her rage storms like he's a fucking pro (or when he he disciplined her about good manners, but soon after he asked her if he got too hard with the scolding lmao), the way he's willing to buy her braces and afford anything she wants like birth control (I wonder how would joel react if ellie sees a toy she wanted to have as a kid but never had it, I bet he would buy without thinking. And of course his soft old ass would get all emotional watching her unpack at home). It's like she was always meant to be there with them, it's crazy. He should be grateful every day that Sarah had good taste and brought Ellie into their lives.

Also, Idk if it's because I'm young or if it's because I'm slow, but where exatcly Danica wanted to go with that talk about david? You know, that scene where she's talking to joel while he holds ellie and ellie is pretending to sleep. She implied something that left everyone speechless and then boom, next scene. I'm thinking about possibilities of what she meant, but Idk if I got them right. Could you explain.

I saw the recent posts of yours and I saw the snippet you posted. How is miss ellie gonna deal when he finds out sarah is cannibal?👀👀 Maaaan it's gonna be tense?? Oh what if this part of the plot has to do with sarah lying about her route back to home hm. Also, was david cannibal this fic? I don't remember well.

Omg, anon, thank you so much ♥（ﾉ´∀`） you're making me blushhh

I am trying to become a serious and published writer, but all that comes out are either little fantasy Renaissance fantasies or contemporary novels that would need to be pushed by an actual publishing house to have some kind of audience. Either that, or I get the Pedro Pascal girlies really on board ｡ﾟヽ(ﾟ´Д｀)ﾉﾟ｡ I am, more than technically, a published author tho. Just not with fiction 😭

They're both canonically touch-starved but they're both also emotionally constipated as all hell, so I try to fix it by making them as touchy as possible in every possible solution 😭😭 They need to hug their issues out sometimes, man...

So, I can already tell you that, because of how Ellie was raised (one toy, no certainty about her home, sharing her room and all her possessions), she has never coveted any kind of toys, but in the very final chapter (the epilogue) she will receive something she has always wanted and already mentioned here and there a couple of times, even if not in direct conversation with anybody.

I didn't go more into depth into that scene because they were supposed to discuss it during the pre-trial preparation, but then thought the scene over another time and figured it'd fit better in chapter 5, so... no worries, it will be explained in a very direct way (also because Ellie hasn't connected the dots on it yet either).

Oh, that's another fic! And hopefully, it's gonna be just a oneshot (Shoot for the Stars was also supposed to be one looool). So, no: Sarah didn't chew her way through David and she 100% killed him by stabbing him with the knife Ellie gifted her for her birthday.

Shoot for the Stars is very much set in like... normal reality, while that other fic, To Be Consumed, takes plenty from the concept of "magical realism."

So... as for that fic, do you really expect Ellie to not be a cannibal too? (｀∀´)Ψ

[madasacrow]

AAAAAA its so cool that our ages line up w that!

I'm gonna try to be brief lol. Also hi this is a sideblog for my superhero paracosm aka where I dumped my old mcu paras.

The plot changed around a lot but the basic idea was that HYDRA somehow got DNA from the main 6 Avengers and made clones of them. For one reason or another, the clones escape and eventually wind up at SHIELD, where they're taken in and given semi normal lives. These are my original test tube babies 😭

The new plot (aka the one in this paracosm) is relatively the same, except instead of HYDRA its this organization called "Arcaynis" that does all sorts of weird experiments ... tbh even though I don't focus on them much now, they're still pretty paracosm-important/relevant bc goddamn does Arcaynis do a lot of fuckery. Fuck Arcaynis all my homies hate Arcaynis.

JORDAN STARK (THEY/THEM)

I actually still daydream about them fairly frequently! They're part of a different paracom now, but still have origins in Assembled Monsters.

Being a clone of Tony Stark/Iron Man, they don't really have powers. They're more of a "guy behind the chair" person yknow. But! They were usually the one to kickstart the clones escaping. Wait sometimes they had electricity and super speed. Idk why stop asking questions. The power of ✨imagination✨

Oh they have a prosthetic arm! Yeah Rex/Laz ripped it off when they were about 6ish. Fun times.

REX (HE/HIM) & LAZARUS BANNER (HE/HIM)

Clone of Bruce Banner/The Hulk ... idk how HYDRA managed to get the "two for one" deal, but they did! I always waffled on if they were the same person or were more like the Jekyll/Hyde situation that Bruce had.

Despite Tony being my favorite, Rex — and Laz, I guess — were usually the focus/main characters of the daydreams I had back then. By now they're basically AM's poster child 😭

Rex is radioactive! His blood, sweat, & other bodily fluids are acidic and actual biohazards. Rip buddy.

Laz is a cannibal. Technically. He's not human (clone + can transform into this giant...wolf cat thing idk i never finalized their "hulk" form ig). This does cause problems for him & Rex but they come to a deal where Laz can only eat "bad" people aka criminals and whoever SHIELD deems an enemy.

MAXINE ROMANOV (SHE/HER)

Clone of Natasha Romanov/Black Widow.

For some reason she has telepathy! This makes more sense now bc magic just kinda exists in MaaC/all my paracosms but back then I didn't have an explanation it was just sort of a thing.

Close w Rex! I guess this reflects how Bruce & Nat's relationship progressed in the movies ... BUT tbh I based most of everything off of the 2012 Avengers & Age of Ultron, a lootttt of stuff was cut out. 2012!MCU was an ERA im sure you remember.

But anyway, she was paired with Rex in order to control him bc his abilities were ... unstable, to say the least. But they're good friends, both then and now. She's basically his sister?

The others weren't as important tbh, but yknow. I still love them.

Christine Rogers, Steve Rogers/Cap's clone. Steve & Bucky adopt her! Stucky was also a thing I think idk. Probably.

Brandon Odinson, Thor's clone. He was taken in by Jane.

Zethri Barton, Clint/Hawkeye's clone. For some reason he was aquatic/like a siren? Idk it was the Clint in Vents Era, did we ever find something for that man to do.

Khole & Lorelai, also Bruce's clones and technically Rex's "siblings". Tho fun fact, their "birth order" goes: Khole, Rex, Lorelai. So. Rex is a middle child 😭😭

Holly Rose, who was just a girl w plant powers idk where she came from but she was there sometimes! She was kinda like the team mom I think.

And then I think there was Kit, a clone of Dr. Strange? She was connected to Strange somehow but I forgot. Probably related to him somehow lbr.

hi this is random but I love that you have marvel/mcu fictparas! I used to have an MCU paracosm when I was younger (the mcu had a chokehold on me from like ages 8-15). I still have some original paras from that time...kind of. I think about them sometimes lmao but they do exist in the background of my paracosms. guess what im tryna say is mcu our beloved <3 (also please give tony a hug for me he was my dad fr 😭)

OMGGGGG!!! CAN YOU HEAR ME ABSOLUTELY SCREAMING??? I can't believe we have that in common!!! MCU our beloved, indeed <333

I started getting into the MCU at about 13(?), and that's when I introduced it into my paracosm, so even our ages kind of line up, lmao! I'd love to hear about your paras, though! Even though they're background characters now, I think that's so cool that they stuck around since then!!!

And, of course I'll give Tony a hug for you! This makes for great timing, too, seeing as he just won the Hunger Games, so I'm sure he's in a pretty good mood, hehehe!

(Also, he is such a great dad, frfr! And I'm saying this as someone who literally had to fight him for custody of Peter, lmaooo!)

[liarsweapon]

i have two three day work weeks in jan so ill probably have more energy to do stuff then

but my main brain focus rn is also just l/abyrinth and h/owls mo/ving c/astle hyperfix, and also;;;;

just random bits n pieces in my head of cass casually torturing the guy who abused the fuck out of her in her past life when she doesnt even remember anything except his face just bc

[lepusrufus]

Enjoying your paranormal CaitVi au a lot, I swear aus like this are so sparse but its one of my favorite au topics. What would Vi or others(ekko, ect.) reaction to Cait's brand scar be, I'm very curious. Any other lore you could/wanna give would also be super cool and interesting.

I know I've said it before, but it really warms my heart to see all the people getting on board with this AU! <3

Thing is, Caitlyn is really wary about who sees it, since her family is a sore spot to put it very mildly. But ehh people do end up seeing it one way or another:

Ekko doesn't really acknowledge it, figures that if Vi trusts her enough then fine. But he does keep an eye on her, which isn't too far off from canon.

Vi sees it on their very first meeting, mentions it, and gets all but told to shut the fuck up by a rather miffed Caitlyn. And while Vi can be blunt sometimes, she recognizes what buttons not to push so she leaves it be until they *ahem* get to know each other better and ends up accidentally touching it. Caitlyn lashes out on instinct. For about 5 seconds before realizing it and feeling absolutely terrible.

They end up talking about it and Vi is rightfully angry when she finds out it was done when Caitlyn was merely 14. Especially with how Caitlyn was taught that it's actually a good thing because look how young you were when you became a full fledged hunter, you should be so proud of yourself.

As for lore tidbits, gonna try and keep it from plot spoilery territory, so have a few assorted fun fact-ish:

As far as the timeline goes, everything is pretty much the same as Arcane up until ep3. But Vi never gets thrown in Stillwater as Ekko manages to help her get away from Marcus and Powder gets taken in by Silco. Vi instead gets put in Vander's place as "Hound of the Underground" (still ironic)

Big shoes to fill at that age but she sorta manages somehow while also trying to look for her sister

It's ok tho Ekko is there to be the best lil' bro (and get on each other's nerves)

Also Ekko has nature powers and is the one who plants and grows the tree

The Firelights are still a thing, but instead of only helping people that were hurt by shimmer, they also help those that aren't human and have trouble with their powers

Vi, being sorta undead and having 0 body temp regulation, gets cold really easily. But worry not she has a warm werewolf gf to cuddle with

Alternatively, when Caitlyn is really upset about something she tends to just turn and sulk as an oversized wolf. Vi picks up on that and tries to offer some comfort

Cait, Vi and Ekko are the ultimate trio of annoying the fuck out of each other. Specifically poking fun at what the others are: Caitlyn says she needs the bathroom and Ekko tells her to stay away from his plant pots; Ekko teases Vi for being whipped and she threatens to drain him of his blood; Cait asks Ekko if eating plants counts as cannibalism and he's like reverse vegan and he answers that he's about to have wolf steak

A lot of Caitlyn's scars are rather ironic: she has a gunshot scar on her lower back, a bite mark on her side, and a bear trap mark all around her right forearm (since she uses traps in the lol lore)

[catfishofoldin99colours]

what kinda problems does tma have? i haven’t finished listening to the whole thing yet but i don’t mind spoilers. asking because i wanted to gauge if it’s something i haven’t gotten to yet or something i’ve missed!

oh yeehaw i will gladly tell you!

full disclosure i haven't actually finished listening to it, I still need to pick up again after s3 but I've listened up till then

also spoilers below for anyone planning on listening to it!

anyway, tma is overall a VERY good podcast and especially in the horror genre, its incredibly well written and effective and genuinely fucking scary and unsettling, and manages to do that without using misogyny or homophobia/transphobia as a device to achieve the sense of dread you get in pretty much every episode. that being said there's a few instances of casual (unintended) racism, such as episode 72 which has a case of anti-chinese racism where the villain is a Chinese cannibal that owns a takeaway shop. that is the most blatant example I remember, there are likely others I have missed because I am white and these things go over my head, but if other people remember better than I do I encourage them to respond to this!

in terms of other problems, to be honest I think what I'm talking about is just my engagement with the show - namely Daisy Tonner. she's a police detective who gets involved with the main cast during s2 and is an avatar of the hunt, sometimes headcanoned by fans as being werewolf like in nature. she's not a nice person, nasty and blunt and rude and brutal, and there are several instances in the show where she kills others and justifies it with reasoning ranging from 'suspected to be a vampire' to 'my boss told me to'. she's violent and cruel and her morality is tied to the law, in that she takes the orders she's given and works to uphold an unjust system based on her perception of other people as a threat, and this comes out in almost every interaction she has with anyone, especially jon, the main character. at one point she kidnaps him and holds him at knifepoint in the woods, fully intending to kill him, before something stops her (its been a while since I've listened to it I can't quite remember what gfjkds).

as a character i fucking adore her. i love female characters who are actually seriously vicious and cruel and horrible people and allowed to be awful, the narrative doesn't shame them for their personality. to me daisy means a lot and I see a lot of myself in her horrible attitude and nasty demeanour (take that as you will ghjfdksl).

but i can't deny that she's a cop and comes with everything that entails. she's suspicious of everyone, she threatens legal action that she can take, and failing that threatens violent action instead, sometimes acting on it. she's part of a group that works to protect their own and target suspects for their own personal agenda rather than any actual sense of 'justice'. as much as I love her for being a female character with bite and attitude, she is like that for a reason. she's also incredibly emotionally dependent on Basira, her coworker-turned-magnus-archives-employee. their relationship is quite homoromantic but its never confirmed as actually romantic or anything because fuck cops, lesbians or not.

(if you're worried about queerbaiting in the show tho, don't, I promise there's none, because no one ever advertised the show as being queer friendly/having canon queer relationships so they literally didn't bait anyone at all, and people who say that don't actually know what queerbaiting means)

i love daisy as a character and I do think she is a very interesting exploration of police institutions, especially with the lens of the hunt and the horror that all that entails, I think its very well done as horror literature. but there's a reason people hate her and it'd be unfair of me to not warn you of the kinds of things she does in the show, in case that's upsetting for you.

in terms of the actual show content, trigger warnings range from gore, body horror, insects, depression, mental health, paranoia, unreality, and many more, and various times they intersect with instances of marginalised characters that don't come across as well-intentioned as the creators probably wanted.

this is a list of trigger warnings by episode (all 200 of 'em) and is generally good for checking if you can listen to the episode, especially the earlier seasons, because it wasn't until about s4ish that they started including trigger warnings for really graphic things in the episode introductions.

this is a folder of transcripts of all the episodes, which I personally found helpful when starting the show. i'd often read transcripts and if I could handle that, id listen to the episode (until I binged half of s1 in a week and got used to the general sense of dread the show gave me and after that I just dived in lmao).

thats mostly what i talk about in terms of bad - the show is good, so good, but it is a tragedy and it is horror and it has some horrendous people, some of which will be worse than others, and being horror it's gonna upset you in some areas. tread with caution, look at the trigger warnings and transcripts if you need to, and maybe avoid the fandom for the most part, it was not very pleasant when the show was airing, but overall, this series is so good and I do gladly recommend it to anyone looking to branch into horror. i think if you follow me and enjoy the same things I do you won't regret giving tma a shot ^^

[trollbreak]

Um!! Rambles ahead fair warning this is very just train of thought and there’s some body horror in the second set of images (weird mouths) BUT

Doc’s only art is a doodle from @the-rainbow-overflow BUT here’s doctor crimes, mev, and sweets-

Doctor Crimes is always kinda funny to me. Like she’s incredibly fucked up but also. Lady flunks out of med school and changes her legal name to doctor so she can’t be caught lying about being a doctor. The last name was for sillies about the lab used as a medical clinic and also bc she thougut it was funny. She’s very discreet in regards to mutations! And drops her already low prices if u let her do a lil experiment on u! Or give her like. A lot of your blood or smth. For experiments. She’s got an in house living Frankenstein who just gets parts put in her for the sillies. And her lab is wired into the nervous system of a psionic gold who thinks it’s very funny to pretend to be just an ai controlling things and not like. A literal person in a back room. Sweets also loves to have the 3d printer running for silly jokes and um. Doc doesn’t complain. Sweets can use up extra power bc. They’re the power source lol. And there’s plenty to go around

The first one of these doesn’t have a name yet! But the science lady who made the goop, and some experiments From the goop (Ethann, Beastly, and Lovely)

Science lady looked at her mutations and went hm. Neat! Let’s play with that. And um. Sometimes fleet science funds go to a lady making weird ass clones intended to emphasize or minimalist mutations. If she thinks they’re cool she keeps them for observation. Ethann wants to get Out he’s a housecat pacing in a zipped up tent and yelling. Beastly gets to roam around on good behavior and also to see what happens. Lovely sometimes gets supervised field trips to the library. If you meet this geneticist there’s a very strong chance she’s gonna try and get a sample of your dna to add to the goop. She’ll also not deny it if u catch her. But also she checks up in person when beastly makes a friend bc like. She’ll turn a blind eye to the fucked up things she does at the lab but heavens forbid one of her experiments be in a bad social relationship. She’d feed u to her experiments if u hurt one of their feelings. As one does! It’s not like they’re strangers to cannibalism- failed experiments gotta go somewhere after all

I think I’ve just got the two groups but I’ve got a couple random folks here and there with cybernetics or working in robotics but that feels like a different flavor of science, yk? And I can’t add enough images to physically show u but um.

Bill and maybe Spooky are livin w experimental cybernetics (different from doc just working shit out on her own, like actually new shit or tactics not reverse engineering)

Pandor and fogs unnamed sister are working in robotics and have made a number of drones under the fleet, although Glitch needs her memories set back every so often due to the rebel leanings (she and Pandor have a whole routine for it. The only reason she keeps this up is bc she knows Pandor and the folks r on thin ice for mutations and also they’re kind of hyper specific. So she’s like hey I’m Not gonna get these folks up shits creek till I can get them out. She’s dating a pirate tho so it’s fine she gets the gist of it) and Sparks is currently missing (sometimes a medical android forgoes charging for a while due to is stubborn and becomes an accidental stowaway. And is charmed by the pirates that were transporting it. Yk as one does)

and Wrench is TRYING to figure out ai and can make robots function without them, but like. It achieved one(1) robot that can act independently and has been struggling to repeat that since. Babes u chucked ur ancestors ghost in there she’s just too stubborn to let u know that.

uhm hello i am sick but you know what would make me soo happy?

if you reblogged this post and showed me some of your sciencey trolls! (ethical or otherwise) and told me a little bit about them.. seeing them is nice but i’d also like to know what they get up to…

[borkadonk]

can i infodump my shitty aus here,,, fuck you im going to anyways

it’s unnecessarily edgy but dw no drawings yet, just text

also it’s in the form of bullet points because how the fuck else do you write aus

cannibal infernal twins au because why the fuck not. - they have been fond of the taste of human flesh for as long as they could remember - they prefer eating people they've built a bond with for some reason, especially rae - yes im making them kill other streamers fucking sue me - yea so in here everyone are still streamers except syk never returned from his 2 year hiatus - twins live together but chat doesn't know that - rae would play games with and befriend various streamers, only to kill and eat em later lmao - since syk never got his character development, he's less empathizing of the people he kills - syk would still get to know and play games with their victims sometimes and rae would also take part in the murdering but yknow they specialize in one role more than the other - sus were never thrown on rae even though she has streamed with every one of her victims, it's just that she kills both big streamers and small streamers interchangeably, so the audience haven't really connected the dots yet - they don't only eat humans of course they just like to, plus it takes awhile to finish a whole ass body so streamers would only go missing once every like couple of months - syk has appeared on streams but very rarely, everytime he does rae just says "oh yeah that noise is just my brother visiting, HEY THO- I MEAN SYKKUNO!! YOU WANNA SAY HI TO CHAT???" - yea he only wants to be called sykkuno in streams and in front of friends cuz privacy n such - other than rae, syk doesn't interact with people that much so he enjoys chatting with and teasing the fuck outta his victims, of course he does cuz he's a sick fuck - whether or not he's intentionally being terrifying is unknown lmao cuz his convos are things like "the weather's nice isn't it? it's going to rain daggers later, i hope one wont land on your head!! oh no i’m sorry please don't be scared that was just a joke" while casually wiping his bone saw in front of the victim who is literally tied up in his basement - toast obviously dies here duh - and so does everyone else, so roomies were never a thing unfortunately - but they are definitely close enough to make a hella delicious meal aha