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[incorrect-fnaf-quotes]

Um. Post spring-locking, during those thirty years, Springtrap mostly being awake, but unable to do anything--including anything with the time. But every once in a while, he's certain that it's his birthday.

It's his birthday, and he sure thinks about it during that specific day--one of the few things that his mind can latch onto in those thirty years--but it doesn't mean too much any longer.

Every once in a while, the suit surprises him--sometimes, the voice box will still play voicelines. But, almost every year there, when Springtrap becomes vaguely aware of what day it might be...

It's glitchy, and struggling to be heard--but Springtrap knows that the Happy Birthday song will begin to play through the box for a short while.

[hoshizoralone]

a post where i separate every woman in smash by how i would categorize them in relation to samus if she had a dating sim and they had to be assigned a character type (that im saving here in case i ever want to go back to think about this) . and other samus & smash girls shipping thoughts

firstly i originally posted this on bluesky so if you’re not following me there.. go do that!! @hoshizoralone.bsky.social

explanations for the tropes are as follows:

childhood friend - palutena (kid icarus and metroid game overlaps of which there are many. like come on man... this is a nobrainer)

energetic cute girls - peach/daisy/pyra (daisy is jock leaning)

jocks - wii fit trainer/alex/mythra

mysterious transfer student - sheik/mii gunner/rosalina/lucina (though samus is not in school. but i'm not sure how else to explain this trope. maybe just "mysterious character")

the love interest that openly flirts with the mc - bayonetta

(varying degrees of) nerds, the smart girls - byleth/robin/zelda/isabelle (like lets say they were put into a scenario with samus. they would be the brains of the operation. robin would have had the adam stuff in dread solved immediately)

i don't care - corrin (i really tried to think of what trope she could be but i don't even imagine samus would like her)

not viable (teenagers). these two become a background couple - min-min/leaf (well, i had thought this, but after making the post on bluesky someone told me leaf’s canon age is 11. i had thought she was nebulously teenaged…. so either age her up here, or forget this tier exists)

not viable (babies) - villagers/inklings/wendy/nana

i do think the idea of creating a sim revolving around samus would be fun, only issue is the pression has truly kicked my ass this year and i really am all out of writing ability. i have two other games already sitting in my drafts half finished…

it could make for a fun rom hack though. Maybe instead of the chozo giving you power ups its the other girls . And at the end you have to Save The Girls not the animals. Someone make that happen.

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the above isnt arranged by how much i ship it but the below is. imagine gandrayda (of metroid prime 3 fame) right under samus and then a massive powergap and then the rest of the chart:

two professional girlfailures are facing off head to head in this 500 chapter slow burn sam/palu fanfiction - palutena (palutena is a girlfailure at everything but samus only falls into that category for women. it would be an extremely long time for samus to realize palutena likes her . could they make it work when they're both so busy? read my nonexistent fic to find out)

samus has a one sided crush - peach/rosalina/wii fit trainer. (samus will never confess. peach has mario and samus isnt messing w that. samus thinks she's not cool enough for rosalina. wft is already in a relationship consult the lone wii fit trainer lore)

(in my head samus’s one sided crushes are justified like this:

peach - she is literally so pretty it’s blinding. peak femininity is making samus short circuit

rosalina - parentless lady from space who has been left alone/feels lonely resonates hard

wft - she gives constant positive feedback which i think samus is starved to hear)

i used to love sam/bayo but bayo3 sucked so i kinda dont care about it anymore - bayonetta. sad day.

one sided crush on samus - alex/robin/zelda/lucina

samus-neutral - sheik/byleth/isabelle/gunner/pymythra/daisy/corrin. (they probably wouldnt pass up the opportunity to kiss samus if given one but they're not having their thoughts occupied by her)

one sided childhood crush (thinks she's cool) (not reciprocated) - min-min (samus is sort of like a celebrity. it's sort of like having a crush on zac efron when hes 18 and youre 7)

i consider samus in her 30s so every teenager and baby who doesn't have a cute unreciprocated crush is out of the running - leaf/villagers/inklings/nana/wendy

someone had asked… where’s dark samus. for me as one of the five samus x gandrayda shippers, i think if there was a dating sim and dark samus was in it samus would immediately halt the events of the dating sim to go hunt her down as repayment for everything + the whole killing her girlfriend thing. like she cant exist in this world.

the only other samus thing i ship that isn’t mentioned here already is samus x cortana. it could be cute. i do Naut ship her with any guys. lesbian samus for life

aside from samus x gandrayda which will probably always be my ride or die ship, i think the ship with the most interesting stuff to explore is samus/palutena… they aren’t alike characterwise at all, but it’s just that their series are linked in a metatextual sense, so its fun to imagine them together. in a “we’ve been hanging around each other for a while!” kind of way. well, opposites attract..

anyways that was my post. If you read this and have thoughts let me know. Maybe i’ll draw some stuff in my freetime. Cool thanks love ya bye.

[feyres-divorce-lawyer]

Types of -Cide For Your Writing

Suicide - Act of killing yourself

Regicide - Act of killing a king or queen

Vaticide - Act of killing a prophet

Parricide - Act of killing any relative

Mariticide - Act of klling your husband

Uxoricide - Act of killing your wife

Siblicide - Act of killing your sibling

Sororicide - Act of killing your sister

Fratricide - Act of killng your brother

Matricide - Act of killing your mother

Filicide - Act of killing your child

Infanticide - Act of killing a child within their first year of life

Patricide - Act of killing your father

Avunculicide - Act of killing your uncle

Nepoticide - Act of killing your nephew

Amicide - Act of killing your friend

Senicide - Act of killing an elderly

Homocide - Act of killing a person

Pedicide - Act of killing children

Democide - Murder of a person or people by the government

Omnicide - Act of killing humans with intentions to make them extinct

Deicide - Act of killing a deity, divine being, or god

Mundicide - Act of killing a planet

[muttley-do-something]

@foxydunsparce dbsbbsbdbd 🥺🥺💚💚🥺🥺💚💚

what is prev made of? (metal, fur, stone, fabric, wood etc. etc.)

[alivehouse]

[incorrect-finding-frankie]

Henry Hotline with a Human Reader who casually stole him to take him to their house

📞|Not many contestants ever really last that long, so he’s never really sure what to expect with the ones he sees.|📞

📞|You and your decisions? Something he literally never expected.|📞

📞|The moment you meet Henry Hotline, he’s suddenly dragged into the rest of your journey. You can somehow pick the phone up.|📞

📞|The whole time, Henry is either being physically lifted up by you—above your head, or you’re just leading him by the hand.|📞

—

“Frankie!”

“No need.” Other Frankie answered immediately, ears twitching. “I know.”

Cartoon Frankie let out a groan. “We gotta do something about this-“

“Nuh-uh.” The other rabbit wagged a finger for a moment.

“What??”

“I want to see where this goes.” He chuckled.

—

📞|About halfway, Henry finally just kind of accepts this whole deal. It’ll probably be better than the other stuff, at least.|📞

📞|Henry has his doubts, though. They all do. No contestant has ever won before.|📞

📞|...But you do. You go through Hexa Havoc with Henry, take the money, and leave with him.|📞

📞|He wonders what his life will be like now.|📞

—

From the cameras, both of the rabbits watched as you disappeared—with Henry Hotline in tow.

The cartoon version was the first to break the silence.

“What the f#^%?!”

[little-tyrant-gortash]

First of all: I'd love to have his pretty crossbow. Reminds me of the glass crossbow you can get in Skyrim through CC.

Secondly, 14 STR??? If Astarion looks like the way he does with 8, I really want to see that 14 STR. Y'know. For science.

His stats are simply insane. What the fuck, Gortash.

*spends 5 minutes rotating him around, purely to admire him*

Okay let's take a look at his features. I missed out on it when I first met him because I was busy running for Cazador's ass. 🤣

Resistant to magic AND high spellcasting? 👀 Permanently armed?? Unarmed attacks seem logical, but crossbow expert??? 👀

He's a fucking prize.

[nervoustoastthing]

you don’t understand how badly I need cait to see vi at her pit fight.

I need her to see vi with blood on her knuckles and dripping from her mouth. I need her to see vi on her knees being beaten. I need her to see her black hair and tear streaks through her face paint.

I need her to see her at her lowest. I need her to see what she finally broke. I need her to see what she did.

[starlightiing]

Pierresteban & Rain

Send me a pairing and a prompt <3

@racingliners - Pierresteban & Rain

The rain doesn't even feel cold against his skin anymore.

The drops still pelt him with a biting force, like acid, eating their way through his skin and sending their chill surging through his veins to wrap mercilessly around his pounding heart. Esteban doesn't even know why he's here - not really - but his feet are rooted into the concrete, unwilling to move away from this one specific spot in front of the Alpine garage. His eyes are fixed on the name Jack Doohan, easily pasted over his own name like he had never been there at all.

Like he hadn't spent the last five years of his life in that garage, fighting tooth and nail for a team that repaid his dedication with a blunt knife to the back, deep enough to shatter through bone and rip into the delicate skin of his heart like it meant nothing.

And perhaps that really is what the team thinks of him now, with their hands washed clean of him.

It hurts in ways that Esteban isn't ready to admit. The bitter cold settles into his bones and freezes him from the inside out and he knows he shouldn't care. The last thing he should be doing is dwelling on his hasty parting from a team that had been more than happy to ship him off into the next set of willing arms at the expense of his last race with the team. He has to force himself not to think about the helmet he had carefully crafted for his last race with the team that had been such a big part of his life and career for the last five years.

And yet.

"What are you doing out here?" comes a gentle voice filtering in from behind him, familiar and warm in ways that Esteban loves and hates at the same time.

His feet refuse to move, but he turns his head back to look at Pierre.

"I don't know," he admits carefully, feeling the weight and intensity of Pierre's gaze on his face. The rain is falling a bit harder now, soaking through his pants and sneakers the longer he stands out in it. "What am I doing here?"

Pierre is quiet for a moment, stepping into Esteban's line of sight and scrutinizing him with those fierce blue eyes of his. They're a particular shade that Esteban knows well - he sees the very same hues in the morning only moments following the sunrise when the sky brightens with life, or glittering peacefully in the subtle waves of the harbor as ships sail beneath the warm summer sun.

Or, most painfully, they remind him fondly of the color of a blanket he still owns from childhood, battered and worn but no less warm and comforting - one that shielded he and Pierre both from the harsh winters out on the track as kids - unwavering and unyielding.

And oh, Esteban thinks, how Pierre is much the same.

"You should come inside. It is too cold out here, and you are soaked." Pierre says, very matter of fact. He speaks with such confidence, as he always has, and it almost tricks Esteban into thinking he's welcome in the Alpine garage, the very place Pierre insists he go to shield from the weather.

And he knows firsthand he is not.

"Oh no, I am not welcome here anymore. Ollie made that very clear." Esteban bites back, managing to keep at least most of the bitterness from his tone. "Not even to say goodbye."

Pierre frowns then, his eyebrows furrowed in confusion. It's clear by his reaction that none of the arrangements made had been communicated to Pierre, and Esteban can find at least a minor amount of comfort in that. At least he himself was not the last to know.

"Look, I don't know what happened, and I don't think I want to know, but if anyone has a hard time with you being in the garage they can come talk to me about it. Let's get you out of the rain."

It's a grand gesture coming from Pierre, but Esteban's traitorous feet still refuse to move. If he steps foot in that garage, he'll just be met with emotions he isn't ready to face yet - and the last thing he wants to do is upset Ollie even further. This may not be his team anymore, but Esteban knows firsthand what they are capable of when provoked.

He feels Pierre's warm fingers brush against the skin of his arm, and he sucks in a trembling, sharp breath. "I can't. I will go back to my hotel in a few minutes."

Pierre's frown deepens into something that reeks of concern and, god forbid, pity. It makes Esteban's hands curl into fists at his sides, the suffocating feeling of irritation and betrayal seeping into his skin like a sponge.

It stays quiet between them for a few beats, tense and unforgiving, until Pierre finally breaks the silence, "I'll go with you."

"Why?" Esteban counters, his tone sharp but not unkind. "You are busy, I'm sure."

"Not too busy to come say goodbye properly." Pierre says, his tone carefully curated to warmth and something else Esteban cannot quite identify. "Unless it was easier for you to just leave, of course. You can do that, too."

Esteban takes another deep breath, holding it tight in his lungs for a few moments before letting it out in an agitated huff. "No, you idiot." He states with a grin, small but ever-present. It's enough to encourage Pierre to do the same. "I cannot just walk away from you. You know I have never been able to."

Pierre's eyes widen then, seemingly startled by the raw admission from Esteban - which is perhaps a fair response. Esteban is many things, but forthcoming with his emotions in front of Pierre Gasly? Unheard of.

"Good. Let's get you out of the rain before you catch a cold."

Slowly, confidently, as with everything Pierre does, his hand slips into Esteban's slightly larger one. Their fingers easily part for one another, slotting together like pieces of a puzzle, created specifically with the intention of being connected together until/if the harsh and cruel wiles of fate were to rip them apart.

And oh, how fate has tried.

And, to either their benefit or detriment Esteban will never know, how she has failed.

[kaibacorpstocksplit]

👏👏👏

[user-without-a-cool-acronym]

def gonna be posting future leaks as well as when the sets are officially revealed in about 2 weeks, so i‘m making a taglist now. If you want to be tagged in the reveals and leaks, or only one of the two in which case please specify which one, just reply to this post.

[ciderjacks]

what do you think chilchuck as a dungeon master would look like?

THOUGHTS ON THIS SO MANY THOYHTS ON THIS LOOK AT MY UNFINISHEF SKETCH BOY

[incorrect-fnaf-quotes]

Springtrap Month is something all throughout March--the month that FNaF 3 was released. For each day, a new prompt will be available for anyone to do. Although, what exactly are the prompts for those days?

Day 1: Origin

Day 2: Celebrate

Day 3: Blueprints/Sketches

Day 4: Regret

Day 5: Swap AU

Day 6: Comfort

Day 7: Love/Flirting

Day 8: Glamrock

Day 9: Memories

Day 10: Vamptrap

Day 11: Mertrap

Day 12: Saferoom/Trapped

Day 13: Monster/Beast

Day 14: Singing/Dancing

Day 15: Old Friend

Day 16: Scrap

Day 17: 'Star'/Attraction

Day 18: Lunch Break

Day 19: Adventure/FNaF World

Day 20: Experiment/Test

Day 21: Gift

Day 22: Thrill/Chase

Day 23: AR/Different Form

Day 24: Desire

Day 25: Crossover

Day 26: Family Reunion

Day 27: Pokemon

Day 28: Horror Movie

Day 29: Free Space

Day 30: Always Come Back

Day 31: Fire

Be sure to put Springtrap Month down below in the tags of whatever is made--whether its art, writing, etc.

Also be sure to tag me.

[phantasmiafxndom]

Your kny Pet!AU has given me some continuous brainrot that I need to get off my chest. Please feel free to ignore my rambling, this is not a request, since your requests are closed.

Hear me out: Do you know that large hunting cats do something called "mouthing affection"? It's a thing they do where they basically gently try to bite a person they like/trust. There's a lot of videos of like cougars and shit very gently biting a hand and letting these people hold their large fang tooth.

Now picture Akaza finally grown somewhat subconsciously comfortable with his situation to the point where he maybe just had his heat. He's still feeling a little woozy and desperate from the aftereffects and so so exhausted. Just altogether too vulnerable. You're coming in to get him something to drink and maybe a bite to eat. You're petting his head, not paying attention, and suddenly you feel teeth around your fingers. You turn around and see a physically and emotionally drained Akaza tiredly holding your fingers with his teeth, basically putting his large fang between your palm and your pointer finger, so you can hold it.

Again sorry to bother you. I had this weird thing floating around my brain for too many days and it wouldn't go away without being written.

Have a wonderful day 💓

Awwww, that is so cute!!! OAO "Mouthing affection" headcanon accepted! That'll definitely be turning up in a fic at some point now, so thank you for sharing~

[voraciouslyindulgent]

{: I like your portrayal of Tarn, I think he's neat.

//Thanks sm! It's been a joy writing with you ^^ Tarn's been through a lot over the years I've had this blog, and it's interesting for me as his writer to see how differently he's behaved at various points of his journey.

[isometricsch]

Ignore my deadname I cannot get it changed in my state yet.

Hi this is a GFM for my very close friend who is like a brother to me who we are desperately trying to move here as their parents are shitty and are going to kick them out as soon as they turn 21(which is in March)

reblogs will help a bunch and donat1ons are greatly appreciated!

(please dont rb with d0n0 tags Tumblr is shit)