#(record scratch) this is me

[whimsyvixen]

He's so pretty, I want his Egyptian dick down my throat

(I already know, I suck at coloring but it's the effort that counts 😭)

[kendyroy]

very obsessed with the thought of wade coming home and logan sniffing someone else’s scent on his man and switching into jealous boyfriend mode

[a2zillustration]

One last night together before everything changes :')

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[recapitulation]

Dongfang Qingcang and Xiao Run in the Mortal Realm

[ID: gifs from the series "Love Between Fairy and Devil" showing the characters Xiao Run and Dongfang Qingcang. They show, in order: Xiao Run speaking animatedly while Dongfang Qingcang looks uncomfortable, Dongfang Qingcang pulling his hand away while a drunk Xiao Run sets his head on his knee, Xiao Run with his hands on his hips while Dongfang Qingcang studdies a wooden ball, Xiao Run smiling brightly at Dongfang Qingcang while he gets glared at, Xiao Run treating Dongfang Qingcang's wound, helping Dongfang Qingcang through a dog hole, Xiao Run excitedly wrapping his arm around his shoulder, and Xiao Run grabbing him by the shoulder and not allowing him to step away. /end ID]

[claybooots]

cool guy, super friendly looking

[marlynnofmany]

Human A: "Holding the finger and thumb like this is the sign of a heart!"

Human B: "What are you talking about? That's the sign of money, like rubbing two coins together!"

Alien A: "Hahahaha, you two are both saying that you have small genitals, and are seeking another who is similarly poorly-endowed!"

Alien B, whispering: "You made that up."

Alien A: "Yes I did. Their argument was annoying. And everybody knows that's the sign for 'time to eat' anyway."

[tinyclowndancer]

Alan Wake 2 – Behind The Scenes | Alan Wake in the Dark Place

[lilcan-ok]

big day for these guys (it's our birthday)

[spineless-lobster]

I have so much respect for charon’s business model if I beat the store’s manager in 1x1 combat after stealing I think I SHOULD get a loyalty card

[jomeimei421]

I like the brand of jdj where KDJ is just a Guy who is in way in over his head lol

[columboscreens]

[josephinekhawaja]

everything she does after this point is valid, warranted, legitimate, justifiable

[xfilesinamajor]

*record scratch* *freeze frame* Odysseus’ voice-over: “Yeah, that’s me. Bet you’re wondering how I got here. Well, it all started back in Troy…”

(Begging forgiveness from @anniflamma for using her work for this travesty!)

[bossuary]

ah shit.

how do i put reblogs back the way they're supposed to be? stacked and indented or whatever, so they flow, as opposed to the garbage way they are.

[ghost-inthe-hall]

Haha ummmmm 👀👀

[get-rammed]

A mysterious envelope was mailed to your house and the choice was made to open it. It contained a flash drive and a photo.

You recognize Dawn in the photo, but not the rather large animatronic with her.

Though the flash drive is labeled corrupted, you still can't help but think about plugging it in. Are you willing to plug it in and see what happens?