#(record scratch) this is me
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He's so pretty, I want his Egyptian dick down my throat
(I already know, I suck at coloring but it's the effort that counts 😭)
#I just know he's an absolute ANIMAL in the sheets~ 😮💨😩#you're going to be waking up with painful bitemarks and scratches all over your body after one night with him#need him like i need air#animalistic and feral sex with this man can cure me of any ailment#anubis record of ragnarok#ror anubis#record of ragnarok#record of ragnarok smut#record of ragnarok fanart#shuumatsu no valkyrie#shuumatsu no valkyrie fanart#ror fanart#ror smut#art doodles
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very obsessed with the thought of wade coming home and logan sniffing someone else’s scent on his man and switching into jealous boyfriend mode
#i love doggy logan#hes territorial#that’s his man#and if u even lay a finger on him HE WILL BITE#hes also a kitty AND HE WILL SCRATCH TOO#wades so lucky hes got a catboy dogman boyfriend#who will literally tear someone apart for him#im also just a sucker for jealous logan#JEALOUS LOGAN gets me every time#that GUY has such a bad track record with relationships ofc hes gonna be jealous#esp since this is worstie#and worstie hasn’t had love in the LONGEST time#poolverine#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool & wolverine#deadpool x wolverine#worst wolverine#logan howlett#wade wilson#wolverine#deadpool#deadpool 3
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One last night together before everything changes :')
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[[ All Croissant Adventures (chronological, desktop) ]]
[[ All Croissant Adventures (app) ]]
#a couple exposition comics coming up#I wanted there to be#you know#a little more impact before we stumble into the final fight#for the record I finished this 2 days before I'm about to play what I'm expecting is my last session for Croissant#I'm not crying you're crying#bg3#baldur's gate 3#bg3 spoilers#act III spoilers#it's just muscle memory at this point lol#croissant adventures#tav#gosh dang it I gotta tag everyone#gale#jaheira#minsc#scratch#owlbear cub#karlach#wyll#lae'zel#shadowheart#astarion#halsin#gale x tav#breadweave#gale dekarios#comics#heeheehoohoo this was also a sneaky way for me to throw some ships in here gnjklfdsnhkfdh
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Dongfang Qingcang and Xiao Run in the Mortal Realm
[ID: gifs from the series "Love Between Fairy and Devil" showing the characters Xiao Run and Dongfang Qingcang. They show, in order: Xiao Run speaking animatedly while Dongfang Qingcang looks uncomfortable, Dongfang Qingcang pulling his hand away while a drunk Xiao Run sets his head on his knee, Xiao Run with his hands on his hips while Dongfang Qingcang studdies a wooden ball, Xiao Run smiling brightly at Dongfang Qingcang while he gets glared at, Xiao Run treating Dongfang Qingcang's wound, helping Dongfang Qingcang through a dog hole, Xiao Run excitedly wrapping his arm around his shoulder, and Xiao Run grabbing him by the shoulder and not allowing him to step away. /end ID]
#freeze frame record scratch yep that's me. bet you're wondering how i ended up in this situation#xiao run#chengheng#dongfang qingcang#clj#cljedit#love between fairy and devil#cdramaedit#this is just so funny every time
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cool guy, super friendly looking
#one piece#op#clayart#hah#yeah thats me#yourprobably wondering how i got into this situation#*record scratch
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Current VTM lad A revenant lad named Cesar
#vtm#vampire the masquerade#*record scratch* yup thats me just found out im something called kinfolk and now part vampire too
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Human A: "Holding the finger and thumb like this is the sign of a heart!"
Human B: "What are you talking about? That's the sign of money, like rubbing two coins together!"
Alien A: "Hahahaha, you two are both saying that you have small genitals, and are seeking another who is similarly poorly-endowed!"
Alien B, whispering: "You made that up."
Alien A: "Yes I did. Their argument was annoying. And everybody knows that's the sign for 'time to eat' anyway."
#humans are weird#culture clash#haso#hfy#humans are space orcs#have a conversation inspired by my realization of why that particular kawaii gesture was bugging me#it's the record-scratch mental association#going from 'love and kisses!'#to 'youse better pay up or else Guido here is comin' for your kneecaps'
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Alan Wake 2 – Behind The Scenes | Alan Wake in the Dark Place
#good morning I'm thinking about him again (as usual) and this version of Drowning Remedy will never release#many thoughts about the last part and that aggressive ''you'll drown here'' followed by a soft almost gentle "you're stuck in a loop''#mark me down as [redacted] and [redacted]#Alan Wake#Alan Wake 2#Matthew Porretta#Remedy Entertainment#tinyclowntent#// coming back to add that if this was for drowning just imagine the state of this man when he recorded for DBD#and his noises and screams for Scratch as well of course... ANYWAY
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big day for these guys (it's our birthday)
#happy birthday yamato one piece ily#one piece#yamato#my art#record scratch yeah that's me with the glasses#unrelated but guys i really love one piece
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I have so much respect for charon’s business model if I beat the store’s manager in 1x1 combat after stealing I think I SHOULD get a loyalty card
#guess who beat their favourite stygian ferryman#I love how zag is like ‘you’re not mad at me are you? 🥺🥺🥺’#like girl what do you think#the record scratch was insaneeeee#hades game#charon hades
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#columbo#season 7#make me a perfect murder#[record scratch] yep. that's me. you're probly wondering how i ended up in this situation
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jesus christ you can actually see rook's eyes go a little soft as they look at varric at the end of the opening bar scene. that's awful. that's awful for me personally and specifically. a
#rye 'you're my dad! boogie woogie' ingellvar about to be going through it fr fr so bad for a whole game.......#'what did I have to worry about? I had you watching my back didn't I? :)' what if I just. fell over on the spot and collapsed#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age: the veilguard spoilers#dragon age spoilers#oc: Ellaryen Ingellvar#varric tethras#there are a couple of times you can see them check in with him in the background too. I'm very sad#so weird to see the dagger on the ground suddenly without explanation and fully have your brain do the record scratch of 'oh no...'#I am doing my second rye run now. tried to start another character but like. no. my boy. where is my boy. show him to me#so nightmare run with rye time is NOW let's go let's speedrun getting to emotional support corvid bae haha#(also going for 'he/him' more fully this time around I know him now I think that's more right)
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everything she does after this point is valid, warranted, legitimate, justifiable
#everything!#fight me#crash the party like a record scratch as I scream#Sofia Falcone#You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me#Cristin Milioti#I desperately need her to survive the series#and unite with her sister Selina Kyle
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*record scratch* *freeze frame* Odysseus’ voice-over: “Yeah, that’s me. Bet you’re wondering how I got here. Well, it all started back in Troy…”
(Begging forgiveness from @anniflamma for using her work for this travesty!)
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ah shit.
how do i put reblogs back the way they're supposed to be? stacked and indented or whatever, so they flow, as opposed to the garbage way they are.
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Haha ummmmm 👀👀
#listen........#look !!!!#home boy tall ass showing skin#and a smooch#also the fact their iv and iii are in button ups is sending me#train horn#ambulance siren#tire screech#record scratch#very posh victorian prude seeing a bit of a skin like his balls are out#the way i zoomed in#i missed it the first time#feelin hot#im sweating#sleep token#iii#iv#iii sleep token#iv sleep token#sleep token iii#sleep token iv#feels wrong to see skin but...#skin! aahhh
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