#(record scratch) this is me
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He's so pretty, I want his Egyptian dick down my throat
(I already know, I suck at coloring but it's the effort that counts 😭)
#I just know he's an absolute ANIMAL in the sheets~ 😮💨😩#you're going to be waking up with painful bitemarks and scratches all over your body after one night with him#need him like i need air#animalistic and feral sex with this man can cure me of any ailment#anubis record of ragnarok#ror anubis#record of ragnarok#record of ragnarok smut#record of ragnarok fanart#shuumatsu no valkyrie#shuumatsu no valkyrie fanart#ror fanart#ror smut#art doodles
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i love being a part of james potter nation and i first and foremost am a james potter nation girl and i love belonging to james potter nation and blogging about james potter with other james potter nationers
#so bad that when people tell me he’s not their fav marauder a record scratches in my head#how is this possible? the world may never know
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very obsessed with the thought of wade coming home and logan sniffing someone else’s scent on his man and switching into jealous boyfriend mode
#i love doggy logan#hes territorial#that’s his man#and if u even lay a finger on him HE WILL BITE#hes also a kitty AND HE WILL SCRATCH TOO#wades so lucky hes got a catboy dogman boyfriend#who will literally tear someone apart for him#im also just a sucker for jealous logan#JEALOUS LOGAN gets me every time#that GUY has such a bad track record with relationships ofc hes gonna be jealous#esp since this is worstie#and worstie hasn’t had love in the LONGEST time#poolverine#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool & wolverine#deadpool x wolverine#worst wolverine#logan howlett#wade wilson#wolverine#deadpool#deadpool 3
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well. i started thinking about the dynamic between s2 gi-hun and sang-woo (last seen in this post). then i blacked out and all this got drawn
#NOW BEFORE I SAY ANYTHING ELSE. LET ME MAKE ONE THING CLEAR:#s2 gi-hun does not hate sang-woo. he is frustrated with him and theyre constantly butting heads through out the games yes#but thats still. his childhood best friend and a human being. a human being whos being manipulated by the games into a different nature#gi-hun recognizes that#sang-woo is tryna keep face but you best believe that the self loathing is thru the roof rn#his stomach twists for gi-hun every time he presses o#but he cant leave the games. a few hundred million won barely scratches his debt#he would literally rather kill himself than live another day out in the world#he is also never gonna verbalize any of this to gi-hun are you kidding me hes way too repressed for that conversation. nah he and gi-hun >#> are just gonna keep arguing in circles until idk they either kiss or beat each other up or both#btw dont think too hard about the logistics of this. i just wanted to draw sangihun on the brink of divorce#but for the record: the rest of the s2 gang is still there which i may make some more art abt at a later date#sangihun#cho sang woo#seong gi hun#seong gihun#cho sangwoo#cho sang woo x seong gi hun#squid game fanart#squid game#my art#doodle#queueing this for tmrw cuz ill be kinda busy (i have a surgery consult n some other stuff)#and idk if ill have the time or energy to draw
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One last night together before everything changes :')
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#a couple exposition comics coming up#I wanted there to be#you know#a little more impact before we stumble into the final fight#for the record I finished this 2 days before I'm about to play what I'm expecting is my last session for Croissant#I'm not crying you're crying#bg3#baldur's gate 3#bg3 spoilers#act III spoilers#it's just muscle memory at this point lol#croissant adventures#tav#gosh dang it I gotta tag everyone#gale#jaheira#minsc#scratch#owlbear cub#karlach#wyll#lae'zel#shadowheart#astarion#halsin#gale x tav#breadweave#gale dekarios#comics#heeheehoohoo this was also a sneaky way for me to throw some ships in here gnjklfdsnhkfdh
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Dongfang Qingcang and Xiao Run in the Mortal Realm
[ID: gifs from the series "Love Between Fairy and Devil" showing the characters Xiao Run and Dongfang Qingcang. They show, in order: Xiao Run speaking animatedly while Dongfang Qingcang looks uncomfortable, Dongfang Qingcang pulling his hand away while a drunk Xiao Run sets his head on his knee, Xiao Run with his hands on his hips while Dongfang Qingcang studdies a wooden ball, Xiao Run smiling brightly at Dongfang Qingcang while he gets glared at, Xiao Run treating Dongfang Qingcang's wound, helping Dongfang Qingcang through a dog hole, Xiao Run excitedly wrapping his arm around his shoulder, and Xiao Run grabbing him by the shoulder and not allowing him to step away. /end ID]
#freeze frame record scratch yep that's me. bet you're wondering how i ended up in this situation#xiao run#chengheng#dongfang qingcang#clj#cljedit#love between fairy and devil#cdramaedit#this is just so funny every time
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Current VTM lad A revenant lad named Cesar
#vtm#vampire the masquerade#*record scratch* yup thats me just found out im something called kinfolk and now part vampire too
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cool guy, super friendly looking
#one piece#op#clayart#hah#yeah thats me#yourprobably wondering how i got into this situation#*record scratch
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im a scrub and im tryna holla
#spacie scribbles#i am by definition. a scrub.#i don't have a car. im walkin.#i live at home with my momma.#im BROKE and i have NO MONEY#FUCK WIT ME#FUCK WIT ME.#you know how they had those sex tutorials on youtube in the early 2000s#i would watch those and take notes. i would attend SEX CLASS for these monkeys#i would get myself EDUCATED#WATCH ME WHIP OUT THIS GRAPEFRUIT#GAWK GAWK GAWK GAWK#or#record scratch record scratch record scratch record scratch#wow thats rally innaporpriat......#u think that writers of this show see posts like this#what is going thru their heads. personally if this happened to MY characters i would become hysterical#suggestive#shitpost#lawwwdd!!!#he knew that if he made my f/os real i would a pussy GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#I WOULD COP HELLA ASS#<- no the fuck they wouldn't they would be too scared to even approach
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Human A: "Holding the finger and thumb like this is the sign of a heart!"
Human B: "What are you talking about? That's the sign of money, like rubbing two coins together!"
Alien A: "Hahahaha, you two are both saying that you have small genitals, and are seeking another who is similarly poorly-endowed!"
Alien B, whispering: "You made that up."
Alien A: "Yes I did. Their argument was annoying. And everybody knows that's the sign for 'time to eat' anyway."
#humans are weird#culture clash#haso#hfy#humans are space orcs#have a conversation inspired by my realization of why that particular kawaii gesture was bugging me#it's the record-scratch mental association#going from 'love and kisses!'#to 'youse better pay up or else Guido here is comin' for your kneecaps'
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big day for these guys (it's our birthday)
#happy birthday yamato one piece ily#one piece#yamato#my art#record scratch yeah that's me with the glasses#unrelated but guys i really love one piece
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I have so much respect for charon’s business model if I beat the store’s manager in 1x1 combat after stealing I think I SHOULD get a loyalty card
#guess who beat their favourite stygian ferryman#I love how zag is like ‘you’re not mad at me are you? 🥺🥺🥺’#like girl what do you think#the record scratch was insaneeeee#hades game#charon hades
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#columbo#season 7#make me a perfect murder#[record scratch] yep. that's me. you're probly wondering how i ended up in this situation
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Hearing ‘Not Strong Enough’ on CD for the first time has made me want to sob, it’s the same as streaming but it’s not it’s so much better and it’s beautiful. And god this whole album?! How have I not listened to this in full yet their harmonies are so soul ripping in a beautiful way holy crap.
It feels like an honor to get to listen to this album in full for the first time on physical media rather than Spotify or something.
#boygenius#julien baker#lucy dacus#pheobe bridgers#the boys make me want to sob#they really have me crying on a friday night what the heck#but it keeps- not skipping but pausing and it’s not scratched or anything I bought this new#although it did mysterious have one piece of packing tape around it so#but I trust my record store it’s a historical place for socal
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Hera’s verse in God Games is so funny. Imagine being Athena in that scenario. You went to ask your dad if your friend could go home. Now that friend is unknowingly on trial for his life, you’ve somehow become his defence lawyer, and in the midst of it all, your stepmum wants to play Just Dance. Under the circumstances, I doubt I could’ve come up with a better argument than ‘kind of funny’ either.
#epic the musical#that moment in the canon animatic where she’s just standing there like 😐#like it’s very *record scratch. freezeframe* ‘Yes. That’s me. You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.’
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jesus christ you can actually see rook's eyes go a little soft as they look at varric at the end of the opening bar scene. that's awful. that's awful for me personally and specifically. a
#rye 'you're my dad! boogie woogie' ingellvar about to be going through it fr fr so bad for a whole game.......#'what did I have to worry about? I had you watching my back didn't I? :)' what if I just. fell over on the spot and collapsed#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age: the veilguard spoilers#dragon age spoilers#oc: Ellaryen Ingellvar#varric tethras#there are a couple of times you can see them check in with him in the background too. I'm very sad#so weird to see the dagger on the ground suddenly without explanation and fully have your brain do the record scratch of 'oh no...'#I am doing my second rye run now. tried to start another character but like. no. my boy. where is my boy. show him to me#so nightmare run with rye time is NOW let's go let's speedrun getting to emotional support corvid bae haha#(also going for 'he/him' more fully this time around I know him now I think that's more right)
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