#(record scratch) this is me

[whimsyvixen]

He's so pretty, I want his Egyptian dick down my throat

(I already know, I suck at coloring but it's the effort that counts 😭)

[kendyroy]

very obsessed with the thought of wade coming home and logan sniffing someone else’s scent on his man and switching into jealous boyfriend mode

[a2zillustration]

One last night together before everything changes :')

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[recapitulation]

Dongfang Qingcang and Xiao Run in the Mortal Realm

[ID: gifs from the series "Love Between Fairy and Devil" showing the characters Xiao Run and Dongfang Qingcang. They show, in order: Xiao Run speaking animatedly while Dongfang Qingcang looks uncomfortable, Dongfang Qingcang pulling his hand away while a drunk Xiao Run sets his head on his knee, Xiao Run with his hands on his hips while Dongfang Qingcang studdies a wooden ball, Xiao Run smiling brightly at Dongfang Qingcang while he gets glared at, Xiao Run treating Dongfang Qingcang's wound, helping Dongfang Qingcang through a dog hole, Xiao Run excitedly wrapping his arm around his shoulder, and Xiao Run grabbing him by the shoulder and not allowing him to step away. /end ID]

[claybooots]

cool guy, super friendly looking

[primordialcore]

Current VTM lad A revenant lad named Cesar

[marlynnofmany]

Human A: "Holding the finger and thumb like this is the sign of a heart!"

Human B: "What are you talking about? That's the sign of money, like rubbing two coins together!"

Alien A: "Hahahaha, you two are both saying that you have small genitals, and are seeking another who is similarly poorly-endowed!"

Alien B, whispering: "You made that up."

Alien A: "Yes I did. Their argument was annoying. And everybody knows that's the sign for 'time to eat' anyway."

[tinyclowndancer]

Alan Wake 2 – Behind The Scenes | Alan Wake in the Dark Place

[lilcan-ok]

big day for these guys (it's our birthday)

[spineless-lobster]

I have so much respect for charon’s business model if I beat the store’s manager in 1x1 combat after stealing I think I SHOULD get a loyalty card

[columboscreens]

[madlyn5ever]

Hearing ‘Not Strong Enough’ on CD for the first time has made me want to sob, it’s the same as streaming but it’s not it’s so much better and it’s beautiful. And god this whole album?! How have I not listened to this in full yet their harmonies are so soul ripping in a beautiful way holy crap.

It feels like an honor to get to listen to this album in full for the first time on physical media rather than Spotify or something.

[vaguely-concerned]

jesus christ you can actually see rook's eyes go a little soft as they look at varric at the end of the opening bar scene. that's awful. that's awful for me personally and specifically. a

[josephinekhawaja]

everything she does after this point is valid, warranted, legitimate, justifiable

[lekrow]

Self Portrait '23 10" x 8" Gouache

A loose still life of my packer and my man juice 🤠 The colors in the actual painting are way too vibrant for my camera to interpret correctly and despite painstakingly adjusting the colors in ps, every digital screen I've viewed the images on look significantly different so 😂hopefully it looks okay on everyone else's end. (This and CBT were both made for an art show about penises in case anyone is sensing a theme lol.)

[xfilesinamajor]

*record scratch* *freeze frame* Odysseus’ voice-over: “Yeah, that’s me. Bet you’re wondering how I got here. Well, it all started back in Troy…”

(Begging forgiveness from @anniflamma for using her work for this travesty!)