#(qait maybe)

[notgreedo318]

Hello fugly ass bitch

hey, [REDACTED]

[chisungie]

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[gayestnoncanonbitchestournament]

qait. wait what actually happened im so lost here

original tournament hoster got upset about ash's mom and jesse maybe winning, went joker mode, deactivated

[thatcheeseycandle]

//SPOILERS FOR CHAPTER 30 OF IN PURSUIT OF SELF CAUSE ITS REACTION TIME

Okay OKAY I GOTTA ADMIT THE TITLE CARD ALRRADY GOT MY ADRENALINE RUNNING CAUSE I CAN ALREADY SENSE THE HEAT COMING IN

Oi wait OI OI ITS A TRURO AND SCOT FLASHBSCK BIT OH BOY YUP ITS HEATING UP ALREADY

Scotsman refering to Pendennis using "she" NOW I WONDER IS PENDENNIS GENDERFLUID AS WELL OR GOES BY ANOTHER GENDER?? NOW THIS IS PULLING ME IN

"A railway that's run like a circus!" Mhm.. WOULD EXPLAIN WHY ALL OF THEM SOMEHOW ACT LIKE SHOW-PEOPLE/SHOW-MEN/SHOW-WOMEN DONT YA THINK??

Okay I kinda love Truro's not giving a crap or/and sassy attitude in this I LOVE IT BEHAJDHFHD

PENDENNIS CASTLE THINKS OTHERWISE????? OH BOY TRURO OH DIOS HEHAJFHFJFB

Wait wait WHAT MORE THAN ANY INSULT????? WHATATATDHHX

Oh OH OKAY WE PULLING OUT THE "Is a Young Iron" BITS NOW YEAH LETS GOGOSUFUUF FIGHT FIGHT FIGHR FIGHT

"You don't deserve her!" ..YEAH... MHM... COMPLETELY DOESNT SOUND SUSPICIOUS IT REALLY DOESNT SOUND ALL THAT TRURO-

Oh OH HOJOHOHOHOHOIDKDF SCOT GO GO GO FOR IT GO YEAHAHHAHAHA HE SURELY IS JEALOUS HE REALLY IS GO FOR IT SCOT GOOOOOOOOOO

..

Scot SCOT FIR THEBLOVE OF TOGOD IM SORRY FAT??? PAUSE. SIT. WHAT. OKAY OKAY YEAH. VERY. VERY UH. SHOCJING EHjHDHF

Oh no OH NO QUICKSILVERS GONNA GET HIS TENDER HES BUSTED OH HOHOGKNNNONONONONONI

EXACTLY. I AGREE LIKE DIOS IT KINDA YEAH IT IS, IN THOSE TERMS, DISGRSCEFUL YEAH I SEE IT CRYSTAL CLEARLY

"Scotsman's words had cut deep and Truro didn't know why." TRURO. I CANNOT RN I CANNOT. TRURO GOSH YOUR STRING IS BEING PULLED.

Im sorry PENDENNIS IS WHAR. PENDENNIS IS WHAT NOW? IM THROWING HANDS RN WHAT DIOS

A WEDGE? A WEFGE. WHAT. ITS ALRESDY GETTING HEATEX

"because she was seeing Scotsman behind the sheds" WHATATTAHAH WHAT. WHAT WHAT NONPNONONO WHAT. PAUSE. SIT. BREATH. BREATHING BREAK. IM GONNA THROW HANDS AT THIS SCREEN RN.

..

Tears. TRURO GOODLORD. THIS. MY GOSH THIS IS ALREADY GOING SOUTH SOUTH AS IN EARTHCORES SOUTH.

AYO WHAT AY AY AY GDC??? HUMAN CONSTRUCTS?? IM ALL EARS

flustered. FLUSTERED D. THIS SMAN IS FLUSTERED. WHAT DID THEY DO????????

. Truro YOU. TRURO YOU LOOK ALREADY FANTASTIC ON YOUR OWN JUSKO LIKE. THIS MAN REALLY PUTTING HIMSELF DOWN FOR NOTHING LIKE COME ON TRURO YOUR LITERALLY GODUHFHF YOU LOOK AMAZING

"After all we've been through?" THROUGH WHAT? THROUGH WHAT. WHATS THE SPECIFIC EVENTS HM? im overthiniing that BUT STILL HE IS CORRECT

Truro. TRURO. IT *USED* TO MATTER. USED TO. PAST. IN THE PAST IT MATTERED. WAY BEFORE THIS FLASHBACK

Wait. Lost your soul tryinh to save me? WIAIG THIS WAS. WHAAR WHAT. OKAY WE GOT A TIMELINE. THE FIRST FLADHBACK WAS LIKE WAY BEFORE WHILE THIS ONE WAS IN RECENT YEARS OR SOMETHING LIKE DURING EITHER GREEN WITH ENVY OR A GOLDEN SOUL I THINK

Scot HE JSUT WHARA HE SUED HSI NAM WHST OKAY IM JAWDROPPED IM VERY MUCH WOW

GOODLORD. wait. What if that day would be THIS CHOATER HE WODUDL WAITNWIAKT. WHAT IF TRURO COMES ALONG IN HIS HUMAN CONSTRUCT???? OHGNDYGOFOOSF

Ay AYYYYY TYDFIL MY GIRL WOOOOO

Oh gosh.. WELL UH. THE FIRST ED IS NOW. YEAH. BUT THANK GOD THEYRE GETTING RID OF MS PARSONS CAUSE DIOS THE BAZINGALLIONS OF TIMES SHE WRONGED SO MANY PEOPLE. DIOS.

Qait. MAINDYESH IT WHATS. SHE SHWTA NOONONONNONO. MAINDY. WHAT. CANT THEY. CNAT THEY RECOVEF HER AS YKNOW A SILVERY A MEORY OF SORTS

I THOUGHT SHE JUST FADED FOR A BIT THEN YKNOW WOULD COME BACK.

Oh Tydfil. Me too. In a way where I relate to these feelings. OH TYDFIL :(((

"She really was a child, she realised." Im gonna cry. TYDFIL. I MEAN MAYBE SHE COULD STAY WITH THOMAS AND THE BRENDAM CREW FOR A BIT? SHES GOT EVENING STAR SO YKNOW. YEAH.

AWEUSYSH YEAHH THOMAS LET SGOOGOGOG

"My mind tends to come up with the worst scenarios" EXACTLY WHY IM READING THIS AND ENJOYING MY INTERESTS-

YEHSHAHAHAH YOUG OT EVENEIGN STAR YEHAHAHSHS YEHAHHAHATHOMAS IS RUGHT YEHAHAHHHHHHH

Yes YES GO SPICEY TYDFIL GO ALL OUT SPICEY AND SASSY YEHAHAH GOOGOGO SLAY WITH THAT ATTITUDE GO ALL OUT

Yehahash YEHAHSH SHES GAINEF A NEW FRIEND *insrrt that arcade noise you hear when you get another coin*

Ph boy OH BOY ITS OLIVIA YEAH EVERYONE BUCKLE UP ITS TIME FOR THE TIPPY TOP OR SOMRTHING OF THE ROLLERCOASTER

Okay pause I GOTTA EAT DONNER SO YEAH DRAFT SAVING TIME YEAH

IM BACK TO READ WOOOOO

God SPOTIFY ADS. WELP. YEAH LITTLE WAITING GAME IG

Okay OKAY WE BACK TO READING WOOOO

Wait. A DREMA WHAT WIAT TALK TO POLLY???? QHAT WIA TWIS THWY ARE HER PARTS MISSING HUH WHAT. NOBONNO

POLLY YOUR EYWS YPUR NONONOOOO

Crying count: 1

YEHAHE BETTER GET HIS CRPA TOGETHER SOON CAUSE IM ABOUT TO LOSE MINE

Wait. Merry. MERRY WSIT BEFORE ALL THIS A FEW CHAPTERS BEFORE THIS ONE BAKU REBLOGGED THIS HUMANIZATION 6 CHARACTER THING WHERE MERRY'S HUMANIZATION AKA GDC WAS SHOWN. WIAT. WHARAR

I cant thpe out all my thoughtds GOD SOBBING TAKES LOTS OUT FO YOU.

Oh god EDWARD II RUN. RUN RUN SHAKE HER OFF RN SHAKE IT OFF YEHS SSHAKE HER OFF SHES AH NOOOO

NLONONONONONOB EFWARD IIII ANAOAOAOOOOI NAOOAOAOOOOOOO RHION ANOSOSOSOOOSOAOOAHDJSBAAJAJABSJAJJSJSHAHABA

NOOOOOIWOAOAOA WE LOST ANTOHER ONE I REPEAT WE LOST ANOTHER ONE WE GOT ONE DOWN AND ANOTHER NEAR DEATH THIS SI NTO A DRILL

Oh Gods OH NO OKAY IM PREPAEING MYSELF FOR THIS ITS THE TITLECARD BIT YEAH WE GOING WE GET GOING WE GONNA DO THIS

Oh no Scotsman. Yeah ngl that feeling hits hard when you just. When you see yknow your cousin and dad just ywah

Crying Counter: 2

OI WAHT WHAT OH GOD GET UP SCOTSMAN GET UP

Waig what THE LAMP WHAT

Oh Gosh. SCOT SCOT NO DONT NO OLAY YEAH OLVIIA AND POLLY ARE NEA RTO DEATH BUT GOODLORD THAT ISNT IT KINDS IDNT A GOOD IDE AIF YOU TWO CANT AGREE PN IT

GADWALL WHAT NOSOAO WHAT WHARSCD GADWALL GOODLORD

WHATSGSG MALLARD YOU LITTLE GOGUFUH WHAT HOW WHY HUH

GOODLORD THESE TWO ARE BRAWLING IT OUT

Ogugyh THE DAYDREAMS ARE HITTING HARD AS I IMAGE THIS SCENE-

Mallarf MALALRD. MALLARD :((

YEHA GADWALL STOP HIM STOP IT RN

Oh Mallard youve crossed the line now NOW YOUVE GONE BAD BAD THIS IS BAD.

Goodlord this is just the buffet for relatable characters.. OH LORD WHO MUST I RELATE TO THE MOST THEYRE BOTH RELATABLE-

"You almost took the person who gave me a reason to live when everything went wrong" DANG THAT HIT HARD.

Woah WOAH. MALLARD. CALM. CALMA. WHATARHWGS

MALLARD PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD- GIVEN THE FACTS THAT IF OLIVIA LIVES SHE MAY TRY TO FIND A WAY TO GIVE GADWALL A PROPER GDC SO IN THIS CASE, GIVE IN THE LAMP NOW

Okay OKAY SCOTSMAN YOU TOO DROP IT RN LIKE COME ON THE MAN DOESNT EVEN REMEMBERING TRYING TO MURDER YOU LOT OR MURDERING ANYONE-

I stared at this screen for 7-13 minutes. WHAR. MALLARD WHY WOULD YOU DO IT GOODLORD I MEAN YEAH ITS KINDA KINDA FAIR SINCE SCOT KINDA MESSED UP IN THE FIRST PLACE BUT GOODLORD THAT WAS THAT WAS VERY UNNECESSARY OF YOU

Im. IM VERY SHOCKED. THIS CHAPTER WAS THE EMOTIONAL ROLLERCOASTER OF THE CENTURY LORD. THIS. WOW.

PAUSE. SIT. BREATH.

This chapter, with all my respect, was like YKNOW THE BIGGEST BANG IPOS HAD LIKE MY GOSH???? EACH BIT GOT MY ADRENALINE UP, YET AGAIN ANOTHER THRILLING CHAPTER BROGUHT TO YOU BY REDWYVERNWIRTES WOOOOO /POS

LETS COUNT THIS UP

3 near to death, 1 having a cliffhanger, 1 antagonist out on the run, 4 protagonists safe, 1 battle, and 2 healing. WOAH UH YEAH THATS LOTS-

[crossover-enthusiast]

HEHEHE QAIT

Since I imagine Tom is canonically really good at cooking due to being a chef originally, maybe she invites the Wage Gang over to her house, and says she's gonna make food since why not. They expect it just be something basic, but are like flabbergastered when they come in and the entire table looks like some gourmet meal out of a fancy restaurant /j

Hehehe yes!!!

[eggsordium]

are splinters just like... hangnails? for sylvari

[happiiest]

😷

[othercrossee]

Designing my wife's outfit vs designing my own outfit

[psychoticwillgraham]

me, waiting for my silicone male chest piece to arrive: pls come today 🥺

[brandwhorestarscream]

Weird thought! The Science Group: Brainstorm and Perceptor taking over a college.

Brainstorm is thrilled to see this and Petceptor approves of the labs so they've invaded like an old abandonned science building that's meant to be torn down but instead they take and upgrade it. And the students return after the summer to find they have been invaded by aliens.

The college just adopts them as mascots and the Science Majors, as all college students get superstitious, leave tributes outside the robot lab for luck. They decorate with them.

Brainstorm is very excited to see loud science projects and constantly checking out the engineering and chemistry lab. Maybe its one of those course programs where their graduation test is to make some ridiculous racing drone or make a egg parachute or car. Just Brainstorm happily enjoying the freshman experiments

Perceptor is a lot more polite and quiet about it, observing them and qaiting for them to finish before taking their stuff. He notices them signing things out so leaves a small mark for himself when he takes them because he can't read it.

Everyone knows not to touch the blue and red microscope.

Anon idk if you knew but I am a huge Simpatico shipper so receiving this ask made my whole day 🥰

I. LOVE. This.

Percy and Brainstorm being new university mascors. Brainstorm always peering through the windows during classes because he's curious about what they're doing. He wanders around campus at seemingly random times and always waves hello to the students. He also probably does it at 3 a.m. like the gremlin he is, and at those times he stops by the 24 hour coffee shop on campus to check on the poor STEM students who are studying for their midterms and crying

The students love these 2, and the first time someone snaps a picture of them kissing it ends up on the front page of the campus newspaper with the title ALIEN ROBOTS SAID GAY RIGHTS. The next day, their lab/hab is absolutely bombarded with gifts: stuffed animals, old science equipment, boxes of chocolate, potted plants, interesting coins, anything and everything. Brainstorm gleefully sorts through all the gifts and even if he doesn't know what half of it is he atill keeps it for "his collection"

Perceptor is more shy and reclusive when it comes to the humans. He doesn't like to wander around campus as much, tho occasionally he'll join Brianstorm for a 3 a.m. stroll when the insomnia hits and they both can't sleep

ALSO Percy being so polite about using the library or borrowing things 🥺 leaving a little mark behind so they know, that's so cute. He's such a doll

And yes, everyone knows not to touch the big blue and red microscope. It's easy to remember cuz, well... he's the only 6-8-10 foot tall microscope on campus XD he's a huge ass alien robot, there's no way he compacts down into one that people could use

The art students make sculpts of them all the time. The first time Brainstorm brought Percy a mini-him sculpture they both lost their minds over how cute it was (that was probably also the thing that made them realize how absolutely adorable it would be for them to have a baby that also turns into a microscope)

[mod-kyoko]

could you do d for the soulmate alphabet for fuyuhiko? no pressure!

heya, mod kyoko here :) i'm deeply sorry about how late this is! thank you for the request.

cw: fuyuhiko being his usual vulgar self

d...amage done to a person also translates into their soulmate’s body (cuts, bruises and all).

being a part of the Kuzuryu clan, you learned to fight

you'd been abandoned as a baby, just like peko, and the clan decided to take you both in

they trained you in martial arts as young as one year old, and you quickly became the ultimate karate master

though, before you got your title, the road was a long and bumpy one

before you got the hang of your talent, you often injured your hands

you didn't want to bother anyone, or be seen as weak in the eyes of your elders, so you would often tend to your injuries yourself

one day, fuyuhiko was passing by the dojo when he heard you cry out in pain

you had sprained your wrist yet again, and was rubbing it while groaning when he walked in

suddenly, his own wrist began throbbing in pain

"ah, what the hell?" he yelled, instinctively grabbing his wrist

you noticed his presence, and looked up

"you okay, kuzu?"

He sent you a glare

"i'm fine, dumbass, what happened to you?"

he strode over to you, examining your swollen, bruised wrist

he was too busy scolding you, telling you to be more careful, to notice that his own wrist started bruising like yours

"hey, fuyuhiko, what did you do??"

he looked up at you, scoffing

"i told you nothing, stop asking," he insisted, leading you to a bathroom for medical supplies

your gaze never left his wrist, but you decided not to push him

once in the bathroom, he fetched a bandage, wrapping it around your wrist tightly

you winced in pain, causing him to wince at the same time

you eyed him, eyebrows furrowing in suspicion

"stop staring at me," he commanded, "i'll be right back, gonna get some ice"

with that, he left you alone in the bathroom

while he was gone, you decided to not let him treat you until he told you what happened

once he returned, ice pack in hand, you folded your arms so he couldn't access your wrist

"what??" he asked, getting visibly frustrated

"were you planning on telling me how you got that bruise?" you asked, gesturing to his wrist

"bruise... what bruise? don't be a fuckin' dumbass..." his voice trailed off as he noticed the purple contusion on his wrist

"what the fuck? i- i don't know what happened..." he yelled, holding up his wrist to the light

you stayed silent, instead unwrapping the bandage on yours

"qait, why are you..." he didn't have time to protest as you held your wrist next to his, comparing the bruise

"i thought it was weird," you muttered, "our bruises look similar, maybe the same"

he scoffed, almost laughing at your expense

"it's just a coincidence, dumbass"

you raised your eyebrow at him questioningly

"hh yeah? how did it happen?"

he pursed his lips, regretting arguing with you

"i don't know that..."

"and when did it happen?"

he was silent for a moment

"when you injured yours..."

you cocked your head, staring off to the side

"maybe the adults know about this?" you suggested, standing up from your seat

not knowing what else to do, fuyuhiko followed you, not making an effort to conceal his muttering

the two of you found one of the older members of the clan, and he had you sit in the dojo with him

he explained what was going on, that he has seen this happen many times before, and what it means

as the situation came to light, you noticed fuyuhiko blushing redder by the minute

you would smirk at him if you hadn't been on fire yourself

finally, the clan member finished his explanation, and left to give you space

it was silent for a few minutes, until fuyuhiko cleared his throat

"hey, dumbass... this isn't going to make things awkward between us, is it?" he muttered, staring down at the mats below him

"i think it already has, kuzu," you replied, looking in the opposite direction

he frowned, finally turning his attention to you

"this is stupid. we're always going to be friends, right? no matter what?"

the reassurance was enough for you to nervously meet his gaze, offering a soft smile

"of course, kuzu"

he returned the smile, but it didn't last long

all of the sudden he couldn't meet your gaze anymore, and you noticed him fiddling with his hands

"what's wrong?" you asked him gently reaching out to touch his shoulder

"hey, uh... can i.... hug you?" he asked softly

a chuckle escaped your lips as you leaned forward, capturing him in a tight hug

"of course! any time"

the hug lasted a while, with him taking in your scent, and eventually reaching up to stroke your hair

of course, everyone in the clan was notified of the circumstances, and they immediately planned a celebration for the young master

the two of you attended hand in hand, though he hated being the center of attention, he was happy that you were his soulmate

♤♧♤♧♤♧♤♧♤♧♤♧♤♧♤♧♤♧♤♧♤♧

andfjajspsfjn fuyuhiko is a big comfort for me <3

hope you enjoyed it, and have a great day :)

-mod kyoko

[secretivemessenger]

Qait omg who is that 😳😳😳

His name is curtain from the webtoon eleceed and hes so hoooottt

I really wana write for him and another one named kayden so baddd , maybe ill do a special chapter after the event for them

[depressedhatakekakashi]

Ino shika sho Enemies AU maybe

they never work together, they hate each other and has had wars outside the great ninja war. All live on separate lands. Nobody knows how the feud started but it has gone on for so long, too many lives have been lost and so much blood has been shed between them they is barely any chance for peace. It really is just ingrained in their culture at this point .

Iwa Akimichi (Choza could still be Gai's sensei maybe?)

kiri Yamanaka

kumo Nara

Ohhh this goes so well with IWA Gai XD The three clans are always arguing and warring with each other, even if their villages are supposed to be at peace.

because of the constant fighting, the three clans have learned more about each others skills than most other shinobi, and can react and protect themselves against their enemies special abilities quite effectively.

Gai gets to see first hand how much they fight during a mission out with his team one say where they run into Inoichi Yamanaka. Choza and Inoichi don’t even qait before trying to attack each other, and in the end Gai and his teammates end up having to remind their Sensei that they��re supposed to be doing a mission.

that’s certainly not the last time they see the warring clans in action though, and it make’snGai wonder if that’s how he’s supposed to react when he see’s that silver haired konoha shinobi.

[notmanagingmymischief]

i always wanna have one of those accounts that has like loads of followers and a bunch of crazy stuff happens to them or whatever (crocobug, tubbsuit, jennaromanoff) but literally the only mildly interesting thing i have is quotes of me and my friend (which i will now send bc i think theyre funny)

-after putting in the quotes im so sorry theres so many (tbh that was barely scratching the surface)

“anyways i am in a lot of pain and just mildly electrocuted myself

the two things are not related”

——

“this is borderline homophobic where is vera”

——

“are you edging the creeper”

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“QAIT DID I EVER TELL U ABOUT ME LOOKING AT MU HISTORY TEACHERS HANDS AND HE QUIT A WEEK LATER

MY GOD

they were so nice though

and he was like what are u doing and then HE SAT ON HIS HANDS ???”

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“PLS LOOK UP VAJANKLE I AM DYING 😭😭😭”

“if this is a vagina

ON A FOOT”

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“roar

grrr

i would never make animal noises to u

mooooo”

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“is it like beastialty to say if i was a dog id have him as a boyfriend”

“🦮🧍‍♂️come on wolfie its not safe here”

“no 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

i just feel like we’d get on well”

“cant believe you wanna date my dog smh 🙄🙄”

“PLS

just if i was a dog

maybe if i was a cat

kinda like a forbidden romance”

“🤨thats whqt they all say

FORBIDDEN ROMANCE???????

i think human x dog is forbidden enough 😭”

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“i get like the bigger size”

“wait yoi get the what 🤨

bigger size of what”

“FUXK OF”

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“i had a dream where i called phil dunphy a dilf while on a boat that was halfway underwater but it wasn’t sinking and this girl stole my phone and then i forced her to give it back in paris but it didn’t look like paris it looked like where noddy lives”

“what the fuck”

EGVFBUSDHNIJM PLEASE THESE ARE SO FUCKING FUNNY GDBFAUHSNICJMXK YOU GUYS ARE HILARIOUS HELP

[wordsandshawn]

Girl youre killing me , it’s so so good. Pls pls post more. Maybe it can be like a 2 part imagine where u post what u have now and then the rest later? It’s so good I can’t qait any longer love ! Lol

I’m honestly so sorry for making you all wait so long, but I just want it to be the best it can be since it is such a sensitive topic. I think because of that I'm extra concerned about it and hyperaware of not wanting to post something mediocre or inaccurate. 

[justwritingscibbles]

Okay so awhile back, there was another Septic ego made from a thumbnail like Robbie but didn't really get popular named S-3-4-N who was a detective android (I think) and I vote that we bring him back and update him so he's like the androids from Detroit: Become Human! -💎

I've seen this guy around in art works and such, I love him already. But I was gonna qait till I watch the series before attempting to bring him into the blog. Just so I know more about the Androids and maybe their backstory.