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[macden]

It's funny, 'cause feel like you guys are two codependent losers who are so wrapped up in each other that it's hard for you to see how pathetic your lives are. It's like you're an old married couple.

[isbergillustration]

We Take No Responsibility

[raayllum]

Callum + holding Rayla's hand in both of his

[lorn-art]

Machine Herald

[chase-prairie]

Shout-out to the guy who took in four women 25-40 years old with a big formal display table that I introduced as "Hello! We are all scientists here at the [institution] who do research on improving lawns with native plants!"

Guy said: "Oh. [long pause] This is not what I thought 'Science at [institution]' would look like."

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, SIR? [increasingly manic polite smile]

[winterprince601]

love it when characters come back from the dead. it's just the piece of media admitting it can't do without them. trapped in the narrative? baby, the narrative's trapped in here with ME.

[poshleysanctum]

no one told me that the doodad ketheric sent along to gortash was bernards head D:

[victusinveritas]

[gammija]

!!!PODCAST WITH GEORGIE??!!!?

im gonna assume this is U2 Georgie, as last we heard from Georgie in tma she was distinctly not going anywhere. So then we have-

Option 1a: This Celia really is U1 Celia, and she looked up Georgie after dimension-warping, because, cult. But why would Georgie go along with that, presumably believe her about all of that without substantial proof? Tbf, maybe Celia has that proof and we just dont know. Or maybe Georgie just thinks she's making a fun podcast about interdimensional travel?

Option 1b: This Celia IS U1 Celia, but the tapes dimension-hopped along with her. She showed them to Georgie as proof, which Georgie believed.

Option 2: This Celia is U2 Celia, and maybe she was already friends with Georgie, or Georgie also heard the tapes and that's what brought them together. They decide to try to figure out what the hell is going on and make a podcast about it! Or, Georgie pivots WTG to use her existing audience as amateur researchers

in any case GEORGIE!!

[dogfancier]

"Alaskan dog carrying pack weighing forty pounds," published 1918. Dog unnamed.

[stan-joe]

hey so the optimal timeline for cxs's mother to save his father is also one in which cxs dies

[inevitablyuncertain]

i am not god's most heat-retaining little soldier. i do not have the hardest-working circulatory system. my bodily insulation neglects me daily. i shoveled snow for about 15 minutes this morning and have spent the following hour with

sweatpants

hoodie

fuzzy robe + socks

blanket

and yet, the cold persists.

[paradoxbeta]

put him in the deep fryer for 4 minutes.

[internetaddictedidiot]

86 days until spatort !!