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I assure you, you do NOT want to smell like an octopus
#smell-o-vision#cephalopod#octopus#please god no#no not the octopus aroma#oh god it's in my nose#nooooooo
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#brudick#the fact that every person i have mentioned this to says like#the only way this will happen is to make dick a girl#is TERRIFYING#also tarucore had me dying with francis ‘fanny’ grayson#please god no
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Ming in the restaurant:
Man can't even mention himself around Ming without Ming hearing Kill Bill sirens and it's just
I love him. He's so unwell.
#my stand in#my stand in the series#I love Ming#he is batshit insane and I like that in a man#and like I'm sorry I think we all need to accept that Joe does too#because he's def gonna get back together at some point for real with Ming and like#well sometimes you gotta watch your homegirl be in love with a flop man#logically I'm sure the show is gonna make Ming ~grow~ and ~change~ but like#please god no#let him stay an obsessive asshole#he can be nicer to Joe as a treat but please let him stay a dick#cause obsessive assholes can still very much be in love with someone#and it doesn't make them a better person or whatever#they just love their person and their person loves them#regular clyde
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oh nah they started about shifting and shit on tiktok
time to log off y’all quit putting your hgs onto paige PLEASE
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Apparently the actress who voices Jinx in Arcane confirmed that Season 2 ends with a gut wrenching scene in the finale that made her cry while voicing it.
I'm... I'm not ready.
#incorrect super smash bros#Arcane#League of Legends#LoL#Jinx#i'm not ready#i'm still in pain from season 1#please god no#let them be happy
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A lot of people are saying N is gonna die in episode 8 and you wanna know what scares me?
I don't have enough evidence to say that they're wrong.
Like I know the common thread is that the acrylic stands come out after ech episode, and this time it's N on the stand. Typically whoever's stand comes out after each episode sacrifices themselves for someone else in the series by the end of said episode. Now granted, Uzi wasn't actually dead after her sacrifice. I don't think V's sacrifice has led to her actual death either, so it's possible N's sacrifice won't lead to permadeath, but Good God if it does. I do not know what I will do.
#I'll tell you what I'll do#i'm gonna fucking cry#for a really long time#good god those plushies are about to come in handy aren't they#anyway#murder drones#md#glitch#glitch productions#murder drones finale#please god no
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Fic research took a turn... o.O
#you can not call him cider because of that#please god no#cricket#cricfam#cricketfandom#cricketslash#cricket fandom#pat cummins#cricket australia
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I see a lot of people wanting Feyre to be a major character in Twilight of the Gods
I wholeheartedly disagree.
Now that she is a mother there's only two ways this could go down.
1. She brings Nyx along
Super unlikely and problematic.
2. She's separated from Nyx for long periods of time.
Can you imagine the amount of whining Feyre would do if she were separated from Nyx?
I'd rather drop essential oils in my eyes than read either of those options..
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TOAST MAN?
wait are you the person who came up with vincent and phone guy?
Oh god no I was not that person
#please god no#back when there was like no lore and purple guy didnt have a name ans was just known as purple guy#my purple guys name was benjamin
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New fear unlocked: Unknowingly associating with people who turn out to be terrible so everybody thinks I'm just as aweful as them and it becomes an open secret and everybody I like slowly distance themselves from me! 😫
#please god no#woke up from an afternoon nap then having an unscheduled anxiety attack from a nightmare#jesus christ it's like maze runner up in here
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Lemon, I'm sorry, but Wyatt's mom is the new Owen's girlfriend.
I hacked into Tim's computer, so I know for sure😏
Ajdidodnsjquw NO!
Noooooooooo thank you May, you can give that one right back to Tim 😂😂😂
Actually I heard Lisa Edelstein is coming back to play a shopgirl who looks and acts identically to Gwyn and Owen is going to have a scandalous affair with her culminating in TK walking in on them and being very upset and confused… wait. Nope. Can’t even joke about that one 💀
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Imagine if trump finally goes to prison and then his wife stands up as a second phase and says "I am Melania, blade of Donald, and I have never known defeat."
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the new ft anime is so scary please i don’t want to see the all the crazy bad shit that happens in that sequel animated
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I always expect the worst of men.
And unfortunately, they never fail to live up to my expectations.
#men#feminism#women#men vs bear#monitor lizard#4 men 1 lizard#pony the orangutan#fuuuuuck men#not actually#please god no#just figuratively#4b movement
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One of my biggest fears concerning the future ACOTAR books has to be a "So, Lucien did."
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