#(personal hcs)

[scarlet-moonlight]

Soulmate/Reincarnation au where the Runeterra version of whatever Heartsteel member was their past life and they loved you there. Unfortunately in that universe it felt like you were constantly in danger. They were trying to protect you but it never felt like it was enough. Maybe it ended up in a tragic/doomed romance? Maybe not, thats up to you but it was never a peaceful one, thats for sure, they wished they could have anything other than the war filled life they were given.

Now cut to the modern, Heartsteel/music au. They keep on running into you and you keep running into them. You both feel like you’ve seen their face before (Outside of a social media post or TV screen) but you can’t figure out why or how. And then you’re finally able to talk to them and it all feels so familiar. They’re finally reunited with the person they felt like they’ve been searching for, and this time they dont have to worry about anything hurting you

[sidebloggingsohardmydickfallsoff]

Does this Star Trek character know where the clit is?

Let’s start with the captains:

Kirk- probably? But he doesn’t always use it proper. Still better than most.

Picard- this man’s posture becomes a plank as soon as the word is mentioned. Yes he knows, yes it because he slept around as a student, no he will not talk about it.

Sisko- 100% knows and knows how to use it too. I think he loves giving head.

Katheryn- of course.

Archer- doubtful. He claims to know but he goes into every sexual encounter as well prepared as he goes into his role as captain or any battle situation or ANY contact with aliens or- I’ll stop.

Saru- no. Man’s didn’t even know his body was capable of surviving a major fever.

Michael- Of. Course.

Freeman- yes, but.

Pike- for certain. I think he also liked giving head or anything as long as his partner is into it. I just KNOW he’s also a little freaky, but refuses to show it to anyone, ever.

[hypersped]

Clones can be women, right? Technically transfem clones?

Well, there should be enough for an all woman squad; it just hinges on how many clones feel safe enough to openly identify as such, and what happens in the chain of command, and the troopers skill herself.

What I'm saying is I do want a Valkyrie squad, made of female clones!!! That would be so badass!!!

[wamo]

saintmoulins enjoyers, you may consider … butch lesbian saint-just & bi transfem camille

[thesmpisonfire]

Wait can you elaborate more on the phantom cell thing and how that plays into his relationship with f!pac? That sounds so interesting!!

This one goes for you nonnies!!

Okay so the whole cell being a phantom thing is more in dept in the promised big hc post im making that i havent touched in weeks. Sorry bout that

BUT. The thing is: Cell is part phantom since a part of his soul is dead from Hunger Games. The fact he grew up there and had to rely on cannibalism very early literally killed a part of his soul and so, he's partially an undead creature, more specifically a phantom due to the fact his soul is dead, not the body, and the dead part is constantly trying to rot the still alive part as so Cellbo can fully turn into am amalgamation of human and phantom

But, as for that time period, he had claws for nails and his teeth were sharp, plus the tinted purple in his face and hands and his animalistic eyes. And, ofc, the wings that grew on his back and tore his skin open when they first did. He was kicked out from Hunger Games a couple months after this happened, since he was out of control from the organizers, and so sent to Alcatraz. They forced him to always hide his wings or else they'd damage them so they were always tucked in his jumpsuit, growing malnourished and deformed. Cell had shame in their appearance, and so no one in the prison ever saw them, since they often were too focused with teeth and claws and knife tearing them apart

Enters Pac

And Cell kinda sees his chance of redemption on him and Mike. He and Pac end up having a thing, kinda dating in a way, and Cell really trusted Pac. It was a BIG hit to be betrayed over and over, and so he reach his limit and cornered Pac, the price being his leg

But yk i cant make this moment any normal. Pac let him do it, Cell quietly told him to obey and be a good prey and ofc he did. And ofc Cell praised him for it. And for a moment things seemed like never changed, even if Cell was sinking his teeth in Pac's leg while Pac held him hand for comfort. Cell let his jumpsuit fall from his shoulders and let Pac see his wings as his personal way to show how important this was for him

And then he hid the wings again as the guards arrived to take Pac to the infirmary and Cell to be locked in the solitary

Pac stayed a long time in the infirmary, and here i showcase yall my chaotic neutral redemption of f!felps, as at this point the fact he was blessed by Watchers meant he never interfered with anything, amused to watch how things developed, and not stopping Cell from going to the infirmary late at night to Pac, where Pac couldn't run and Cell could whisper to him sweet things to completely destroy Pac's already frail psyche. Where Cell could show Pac his wings and let him touch them as Cell told them how special it was to show them and how special Pac was for that, and Pac loved them, even if they weren't even close to healthy

After the prison, Cellbit got rid of the wings. As a partly undead creature, health potions burned and contained his phantom features, and so Cellbit begged Felps to push his wings into his back, using health potions and a knife, and so they did, leaving Cellbit with a mangled back for weeks but without wings. Sometimes, specially lately as he has been more deranged, they try to sprout again, and sometimes they even make some tears in his skin, but never enough to pop out again

[strudel-arts]

My personal hc of what the murder drones look like…

I forgot to put on there that N has a LGBTQ+ rainbow flag and a trans flag patch along with his autism patch.

…my multi-shipper ass would NOT last a day in the community 😭😭

Anyway…I believe in transfem Uzi supremacy…

[deliciouskeys]

I did that one old OTP meme for Butchlander. Opinions entirely my own lol.

Source template.

1. Who is the most affectionate?

I think HL would be the king of PDA in this pairing. However, I think Billy showers him with more physical affection behind closed doors.

2. Big spoon/Little spoon?

Billy’s taller and HL has much higher need to be enveloped so this is not even a question.

3. Most common argument?

Whether Billy should take Compound V, and as a related topic, whether being a supe makes you intrinsically suck as a person.

4. Favorite non-sexual activity?

I’d like to think they’d both enjoy the outdoors, albeit perhaps in different styles. I would love to read the fic where they go on a roadtrip to camp in some national park out west, and Billy’s all into roughing it in a tiny cold tent, meanwhile HL is having none of that, this is going to be a glamping trip if he can help it. Billy’s annoyed HL decides not to change out of his suit even in the woods, and complains that using heat vision to start a campfire is cheating. HL’s annoyed that Billy thinks swimming in a lake counts as taking a shower, and turns up his nose at drinking beer— it’s illegal to bring alcohol into a national park anyway!

5. Who is most likely to carry the other?

While it’s easier for HL, I can’t see Billy being into it. If HL wants to bring Billy into the air, he’s going to have to do it with an arm around the waist. I think HL wouldn’t mind being princesscarried to bed, otoh.

6. What is their favorite feature of their partner’s?

HL loves Billy’s personality, specifically his honesty, even if it comes with blunt rudeness, and his weird lack of fear, even if it’s due to some malfunction of his self-preservation instinct. Billy will admit to loving how HL feels and sounds when they’re fucking. He won’t admit that he actually loves the emotional neediness.

7. What’s the first thing that changes when they realize they have feelings for the other?

Billy has an existential crisis for a week or two. HL is unruffled, he’s been kind of taken with Billy since they met at Madelyn’s house, and doesn’t really have a problem admitting it.

8. Nicknames? & if so, how did they originate?

HL still likes to say ‘William’ for the mouthfeel and because it sounds sarcastic. ‘Billy’ most of the time. He’ll try ‘babe’ and even ‘honey’ once in a while, usually to vehement objection. As for Billy, I’m sure in bed it’s a lot of ‘cunt’ and ‘little bitch’, interspersed with occasional ‘my good boy’, but outside the bedroom, I think he keeps on calling him Homelander. Sorry, rest of fandom, I can’t get behind Billy calling him John, it makes me deeply uncomfortable for some reason.

9. Who worries the most?

HL! He worries over himself, over Ryan, over Billy, over public opinion. And being around HL, Billy worries even less, because he’s a contrarian.

10. Who remembers what the other one always orders at a restaurant?

Billy because he’s used to integrating all sorts of random details about HL into his memory repository over the years. Also, it’s always a glass of milk, even at Asian places that don’t fucking have it, so it’s memorably annoying.

11. Who tops?

I think they might switch off occasionally, but ultimately HL likes feeling wanted and occasionally just wants to be a pillow princess, and Butcher likes feeling in control of a situation, so Butcher topping is their preference.

12. Who initiates kisses?

I think Butcher might feel bolder that way.

13. Who reaches for the other’s hand first?

I think HL would be all about that. He might even take off his gloves for it occasionally (!)

14. Who kisses the hardest?

I think they are both into rough sex. But if Butcher is Compound V-less, it has to be Butcher. HL’s not going to risk being aggressive with someone who might break.

15. Who wakes up first?

HL, because, does he even sleep, he is a wholesome, hardworking, all-American morning person. Billy does not strike me as a morning person.

16. Who wants to stay in bed just a little longer?

Billy probably. If they’re coparenting Ryan, HL is definitely the parent who has to figure out breakfast.

17. Who says I love you first?

I think HL is oddly more in touch with his feelings than Billy, so him.

18. Who leaves little notes in the other’s one lunch? (Bonus: what does it usually say?)

HL with his florid little penmanship lol! It says absolutely mundane shit because HL wants to be in a NORMAL loving relationship above all else. So plenty of “Hope you have a great day! XOXO”, “Can’t wait to see you! XOXO”, “Long distance kisses from your favorite! XOXO”. Billy tries to not let anyone see these, because how fucking embarrassing, but he loves that at least one of them can be this unabashedly romantic.

19. Who tells their family/friends about their relationship first?

HL literally tells Ashley to put “dinner date with Billy Butcher” on his agenda when they just start out. But he waits to tell Ryan in case it doesn’t work out. Billy never tells The Boys and they find out from the news cycle. When they start bombarding him with questions he shuts down and brushes it all off with “what about it”.

20. What do their family/friends think of their relationship?

Vought’s less than thrilled with their apex supe being gay, and specifically dating Billy, who’s screwed them over before, and probably will again. But they’re not going to interfere. The Seven are relieved that HL is too busy and too satisfied with his personal life to go out of his way to torment them. The Boys are mostly distraught, nothing makes sense anymore, what the fuck is this world, but they eventually just accept it. Ryan is really happy he doesn’t have to be in the middle of an ongoing feud.

21. Who is more likely to start dancing with the other?

Ha! Thanks to fanon, I keep thinking HL being into ballroom dancing is canon 😂. I still think HL is more likely to be into dancing, and less likely to be complaining about his ears bleeding from the Spice Girls.

22. Who cooks more/who is better at cooking?

I hope Billy is better, but that eating a Hot Pocket with fork and knife scene is worrying. I just assume HL has never had to spend any time in a kitchen unless he’s pilfering milk from a fridge. I assume Billy has survival level cooking skills at least. They probably get a lot of takeout though :/

23. Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines?

Billy, because he’d do it sarcastically, and HL would get annoyed and offended at how bad they are sometimes, but ultimately it’s still a show of affection, so he takes what he can get.

24. Who whispers inappropriate things in the other’s ear during inappropriate times?

Billy. I think he kind of thrives on making people uncomfortable. I don’t think HL can say anything that would faze Billy that much.

25. Who needs more assurance?

The one who needs public adoration and gets upset about memes.

26. What would be their theme song?

American Woman by The Guess Who. Spoiler, American Woman does not stay away.

27. Who would sing to their child back to sleep?

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh… lol. Is there footage of either of these actors singing? I have trouble picturing it. I could see Billy being fine with singing some pop song offkey, although Ryan is going to be laughing instead of sleeping. HL’s not going to do something unless he has mastery of it. [Edit: the verdict is in, and yes it’s Billy, and yes his singing is pretty godawful]

28. What do they do when they’re away from each other?

Billy continues fighting the good fight against corrupt supes and Vought. HL continues to work for Vought and mostly do their bidding unless Billy makes fun of him for it. Hopefully he’s doing fewer evil sidegigs as a concession to Billy, but who knows.

(Art is something I commissioned from the talented @maxkennedy24 )

[tuxalfredo]

Eddsworld stoner hcs cus it's been on my mind lately🌳 (made by an actual stoner)

Read if u rlly care, just know this is about WEED⚠️🌳👹⚠️

So, in my own hcs, Tord is the only stoner in the household at first, but he eventually gets the guys to try taking edibles at the very least.

Imma start off with Tom; I imagine Tord would EXPECT Tom to be a stoner and he'd offer sharing a bowl with him, but Tom would be like "I've never done that?" and Tords just absolutely flabbergasted like, "REALLY?????????" (to also clarify, in my own hc storyline Tord doesn't grow up with the guys and meets them as adults because he was looking for roomies)

Tord fr getting the honor to get Tom high for the first time and thus afterwards they become smoking buddies and eventually it evolves to Tord just barging into Toms room to wake him up, rig and blowtorch in his hands, just to take a throat-ripping dab with him at 7 in the fucking morning.

Tord like, "good morning, starshine! The Earth says 'hello!' :)"/ref and Tom just like, "wth, man,,,"

Edd and Matt don't seem like the types to like smoking specifically, they mainly take edibles, but they will on rare occasions smoke. In general, I don't see them getting high v often :V

Sometimes tho, they'll sit n smoke with Tom and Tord c: (LFGGGGGGG BLUNT ROTATION)

Yea I don't have much stoner hcs for Edd and Matt lmaooo it's just Tom and Tord

My hcs are literally that one Snapcube Sonic bit holdup--

Tord: u got any weed..?

Edd: no, ur the only one in this group that smokes, Tord!

Tom: SPEAK FOR YOURSELF, MOTHERFUCKER-

[harpieunion]

Simple Midas hcs

- snuggly bby

- likes fruity teas

- loves animation and cartoons

- owns a beanbag chair

- terrified of horses

- non verbal at times

- people watcher

- people pleaser

- loves giving/getting kisses

- outdated meme user

[scarlet-moonlight]

Hc that Hwei in the modern/music au is a VFX artist on the Paranoia mv. He got personally contacted by Sett, who knew him a bit in person before HEARTSTEEL and the other members think his art is super cool and admire him as such (especially Kayn because he thinks he made Rhaast look especially cool) His social media become semi-viral after the mv release with many people praising his flashy comic book inspired art. He’s definitely surprised by all the attention he’s been getting (Because he’s only been a freelancer up until this point) but appreciates it all.

(The hc is that Hwei made everything like this in the mv in case you didnt know what I was talking about)

[w3bk1nzbr41nz]

Iwaizumi definitely has issues with not swearing while little.

It’s just naturally ingrained into his vocabulary, and that becomes an issue when Oikawa ends up babysitting Hinata, who has issues with echolalia.

You can imagine the surprise on Kageyama’s face!

[whimsycle]

My friend and I both agree fionna is more of a briefs or cheap multi pack of underwear from the department store that say the days of the week on them kind of person

And I also think fionna is they/them

[hypersped]

Disclaimer: I am not Māori or live in Aotearoa/New Zealand, so if I get anything wrong or incorrect, please tell me!

So I've recently learned what a Hāngī is; in short it's a traditional Māori cooking method. Hot rocks are heated over a fire, and food is placed over the rocks in baskets and the baskets are covered and the food cooked! Wikipedia describes this style as "pit oven". Hāngī is used to feed lots of people, and often are for celebrations or other gatherings of people.

I think mandalorians would use this method for cooking! It's a good method, and mandalorian culture is very communal. Big clan gatherings with large hāngī. When a mand'alore calls the clans together - an even larger hāngī, with all clans contributing. After a successful hunt or raid, everyone works together to eat good food!

[wanologic]

yo danny fenton he was just 19

[poorlydrawnmcyt]

Xisuma is forced to play hit video game That’s Not My Hermit by Evil Xisuma every day

Part 2

[bixels]

Learning that fans hated Applejack and called her "boring" is crazyyy to me because I genuinely, unironically believe AJ's the most complex character in the main six.

Backstory-wise, she was born into a family of famers/blue collar workers who helped found the town she lives in. She grew up a habitual liar until she had the bad habit traumatized outta her. She lost both her parents and was orphaned at a young age, having to step up as her baby sister's mother figure. She's the only person in the main gang who's experienced this level of loss and grief (A Royal Problem reveals that AJ dreams about memories of being held by her parents as a baby). She moved to Manhattan to live with her wealthy family members, only to realize she'll never fit in or be accepted, even amongst her own family. The earlier seasons imply she and her family had money problems too (In The Ticket Master, AJ wants to go to the gala to earn money to buy new farm equipment and afford hip surgery for her grandma).

Personality-wise, she's a total people-pleaser/steamroller (with an occasional savior complex) who places her self worth on her independence and usefulness for other people, causing her to become a complete workaholic. In Applebuck Season, AJ stops taking care of herself because of her obsessive responsibilities for others and becomes completely dysfunctional. In Apple Family Reunion, AJ has a tearful breakdown because in she thinks she dishonored her family and tarnished her reputation as a potential leader –– an expectation and anxiety that's directly tied to her deceased parents, as shown in the episode's ending scene. In The Last Roundup, AJ abandons her family and friends out of shame because believes she failed them by not earning 1st place in a rodeo competition. She completely spirals emotionally when she isn't able to fulfill her duties toward others. Her need to be the best manifests in intense pride and competitiveness when others challenge her. And when her pride's broken, she cowers and physically hides herself.

Moreover, it's strongly implied that AJ has a deep-seated anger. The comics explore her ranting outbursts more. EQG also obviously has AJ yelling at and insulting Rarity in a jealous fit just to hurt her feelings (with a line that I could write a whole dissection on). And I'm certain I read in a post somewhere that in a Gameloft event, AJ's negative traits are listed as anger.

Subtextually, a lot of these flaws and anxieties can be (retroactively) linked to her parents' death, forcing her to grow up too quickly to become the adult/caregiver of the family (especially after her big brother becomes semiverbal). Notice how throughout the series, she's constantly acting as the "mom friend" of the group (despite everything, she manages to be the most emotionally mature of the bunch). Notice how AJ'll switch to a quieter, calmer tone when her friends are panicking and use soothing prompts and questions to talk them through their emotions/problems; something she'd definitely pick up while raising a child. Same with her stoicism and reluctance at crying or releasing emotions (something Pinkie explicitly points out). She also had a childhood relationship with Rara (which, if you were to give a queer reading, could easy be interpreted as her first 'aha' crush), who eventually left her life. (Interestingly enough, AJ also has an angry outburst with Rara for the same exact reasons as with EQG Rarity; jealous, upset that someone else is using and changing her). It's not hard to imagine an AJ with separation anxiety stemming from her mother and childhood friend/crush leaving. I'm also not above reading into AJ's relationship with her little sister (Y'all ever think about how AB never got to know her parents, even though she shares her father's colors and her mother's curly hair?).

AJ's stubbornness is a symptom of growing up too quickly as well. Who else to play with your baby sister when your brother goes nonverbal (not to discount Big Mac's role in raising AB)? Who else to wake up in the middle of the night to care for your crying baby sister when your grandma needs her rest? When you need to be 100% all the time for your family, you tend to become hard-stuck with a sense of moral superiority. You know what's best because you have to be your best because if you're aren't your best, then everything'll inevitably fall apart and it'll be your fault. And if you don't know what's best –– if you've been wrong the whole time –– that means you haven't been your best, which means you've failed the people who rely on you, which means you can't fulfill your role in the family/society, which makes you worthless . We've seen time and time again how this compulsive need to be right for the sake of others becomes self-destructive (Apple Family Reunion, Sound of Silence, all competitions against RD). We've seen in The Last Roundup how, when no longer at her best, AJ would rather remove herself from her community than confront them because she no longer feels of use to them.

But I guess it is kinda weird that AJ has "masculine" traits and isn't interested in men at all. It's totally justified that an aggressively straight, misogynistic male fandom would characterize her as a "boring background character." /s

At the time of writing this, it's 4:46AM.