#(ooo) hello? hello hello? / promo!

[runelocked]

Tba.

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a) an indie lit rp blog for william afton from five nights at freddy's! semi-selective, 18+, mutuals only. extremely high activity!! MULTIMUSE ACCOUNT: @runeians

CARRD / MEMES / WISHLIST / ABOUT MUN / MAINS CALL

b) an unhealthy interest in things that act alive but aren't; that won't stay dead; that play monstrous when being human is too frightening; that love monstrously; that become monstrous.

c) a blog that writes william afton & the fnaf universe as separate from their creator, and deals mostly in the mun's headcanons, weak understanding of lore, and own experience with his mental illness.

d) contains troubling and upsetting themes such as (but not limited to) the following: child murder/abuse, parental negligence, blood, death, gore, internalized ableism, alcoholism / alcohol abuse, and obsessive/delusional thinking. all will be tagged with tw trigger in tags.

[nabexis]

The D&D promo was a gift omg Thank you Larian, thank you voice actors, thank you High Rollers.

A short, hilarious Bloodweave moment from part 2.

Bonus doodles that are more spoilery and image description in alt text and longer descrption under the read more as it might be too long if you're looking at it on desktop:

Bonus doodles:

First image description: A five-panel comic of a scene from the High Rollers Baldur's Gate 3 Dungeons and Dragons game part 2. Gale Dekarios, disguised as a teifling, though his face looks the same, for plot reasons, half-shaved for spa reasons, walks briskly next to Astarion, who doesn't recognize him through the disguise and half-shave. Panel one: Gale is on the left, Astarion on the right. You can see them from the bust up. Astarion says "Ooo~ Who's this?" Gale responds through clenched teeth "Hello." An arrow with the text "Still half-shaved" points to Gale. Panel 2: Gale is on the left, Astarion is on the right, from further away so you can see both of their whole bodies. They are both walking quickly next to each other. Astarion is staring at Gale's boots, which are embroidered with gold. There is a red dotted line from Astarion's eyes to the boots to make this clear. Gale is overthinking what Astarion's words mean. His text is partially obscured within the thought bubble. His thoughts read: "Did Astarion just flirt with me? What the fuck what the fuck how am I supposed to respond? Does he find this disguise hot? He winked at me earlier I thought it was just because he wanted my boots but now I'm not sure anymore. Gods he asked me for money is he just using me as a sugar daddy? I don't know what's going on anymore. Would I even like it if he finds me attractive?" There is an arrow pointing to Gale labeled "Blushing incredibly hard, but no one can tell through the disguise" There is a speech bubble pointing off-panel, presumably Karlach who is saying "Wait, that sounds like Gale--" Astarion has a speech bubble which reads "Gale's… Boots…?" Panel 4: A close up of Astarion still looking down at Gale's boots, lost in thought, looking slightly concerned with a thought bubble of an elipsis. Panel 5: The same close up of Astarion looking markedly more concerned now with sweat drops on his face and his eyes have moved to being a thousand yard stare. His thought bubble reads "Oh shit. Oh shit." The second "shit" is italicized and underlined for emphasis. End description of image 1

Bonus image description:

several bonus doodles featuring Gale getting his spa day while Wyll realizes he's about to get arrested for using magic in the city, Astarion lapping up blood like a cat, Astarion being a dork over Drizzt Do'Urden, Gale and Astarion squabbling over Drizzt Do'Urden's panther and sword, and Astarion after said squabble looking reverently and making high-pitched squeaking sounds/fanboying over said items.

[after-nine-at-the-oasis]

Heyy Athena

What are we up to

Ahh a new thing not anything about previous

Oh gosh O.O

Hmm maybe he has like not a pitbull? Like a tiger or something lol

OH RIGHT THE PROMO 💀💀💀😳

I genuinely did not remember xD

Anyway back to pretending I don't know lol

Ahh yeah 😬😬

OH MY GOSH O.O

Dang bro how could that be a pitbull xdd

Like look at the distance between the scratches??

My gosh lol

Hmmm

He seems worried xdd

Uhh ohhhh

Oh crap

Someone's gonna get involved with whatever it is 😬😬

Uh ohhh landlady

Ahh crap she's gonna go in there when he doesn't answer isn't she xd and since she's the landlady she CAN unlike a package or something

That's nice of her lol

This guy seems to have some issues, doesn't pay the rent/work probably, doesn't really leave

Uh ohhh 😬 a smell

Not Mr. Gates xdd

Ahh crap

Goodbye lady xdd

/good luck she'll probably live lol

Ohh no

OH GOSH

A TIGER O.O??!?!!?

I WAS RIGHT SLFJDKS XDD?

Okay I do remember the promo lol

Anyway

Not that tiny patch of turf

Okay phew calling 9-1-1 now lol

Oh gosh DD:

That's awful :((

Oh gosh okay at least there's that :'))

Okayy okayy-

Phew there's that 😭 guagh it must be awful though

Sir I'm pretty sure she did have a right

Yeah exactly xD

Yeah that's what I'm wondering lol

STUDIO??

Ahhhh I see

Awww :(( :'))

It is cute but like it deserves better xdd

Dude

I get it but like. She's a human person who's gravely injured

Ah yeah o.o

Hey guysss

Ah gosh 😬

Okay yeah good to help her immediately, good idea

AYO WHAT O.O

Where did y'all get that o.o 😭

xD probably from police but lol

Paintball xDD

Okayy okay guys 😬😬

I wonder if it'll still be alive but they'll go in anyway together get to her

OPE OKAY

Okayyy y'all got this o.o

Hmm where is it

I mean I think the destruction makes it obvious- OPE AND THERE'S THAT O.O

Hello kitty xdd

Lol

Careful Chim 😬

Might be hard to hit it point blank while hanging xd

Like point blank through the window yk

Well at least it's farther away now lol

OH WE'RE OPENING THE WINDOW OKAY O.O

Uh ohhh

NOOOPE HONEY THAT'S THE KITTY

Well yeah duh Gerard 🙄

Ohh no

CRAPPP

NOOO HONEY

Oh no 😭😭

OHHH NO WAS HITTING IT THERE ENOUGH-

Okay yes thankfully 😭😭

PHEW thank goodness :'D

Yayy 🥰🥰🥰

Like no petting it?- OH LOL YEAH

Yayy :D

Ope, hi filming?

Yep :)

Who's that

Oh right lol

Anyway

Ohhh hi :O

Chill chill

Yeah I feel like it's definitely gotten better under Bobby's direction :)

Hmm- ohh has he seen the show :O

Is Bobby gonna be able to get a favor from him to get back at the 118 LOL

Ahh his sister

Not with Bobby :))

Ohh so maybe he'll respect Bobby for it?

Awww kinda sweet honestly lol :)

OHHH WAIT ARE THEY GONNA SWITCH :OOO

They should!!!!

Hmm idk that he will

LOL yup

You xD?

YEP XDD

Maybe phrase it a little better xD

Oop letting him know what's up o.o

That he knows

Ahhh

Interestinggg

Nice play Bobby

[the-scarlet-witch-22]

Hello!!!

Happy Valentine's day 💖 I hope your rehearsals are going well and that you and Jerry are officially besties!! You're a pisces moon?!? I'm a pisces sun so I'm also emotional, hence why i cry at anything i find beautiful 😂😭

I'm seeing Into the Woods on Thursday and I'm so excited! I hope you've been able to see some more live performances! Also J'Nai Bridges, the woman who played Delilah in the performance of Samson and Delilah that i saw just announced she's also going to be playing Carmen in Carmen in Chicago!! I sadly won't be able to see it, but if there are promo videos I'll send them your way!!

Also, that pic of your doggo is so cute😍!!! And the bouquet of flowers your gf got you are so beautiful!!!! Anyways, I hope you have a happy Valentine's and a great rest of the week! We're finally getting some sunshine in Seattle and I hope you're getting some too!!

-paganini anon

P.S. here's a cute lil Valentine's day song to add to your playlist of the day: Salut D'Amour

P.P.S idk if the song link actually worked, but it's the Itzhak Perlman version!

Hi Paganini Anon!

Happy (late) Valentine’s Day! 💗 I hope you had a wonderful day.

Ahhh thank you! We’re performing Brahms for our next concert- I’m so excited! And thank you 😌 Jerry is an icon. Yes, I’m a Pisces moon!! Ahh a fellow Pisces- I’ve always thought that Pisces are one of the best Zodiacs tbh.

Ooo Into the Woods! I hope you have a fantastic time on Thursday, I’m so excited for you!! Pls tell me all about it (if you want to haha). That’s so funny that you brought up Carmen bc a friend and I were just talking about it!! I’m going to have to look up J’Nai Bridges!! I’m considering buying tickets to see Hilary Hahn in a few months. She’s performing a Bach recital that sounds amazing and I would do anything for her tbh.

Ah thank you 😭 Charlie is full of energy and so crazy but I love her. And thank you omg, she surprised me with them and I legit cried lmao. Aw thank you sm, it was really nice and peaceful- my gf and I actually watched an episode of WandaVision!! I’m so glad y’all are getting some sunshine in Seattle! We had some sun earlier in the week and now it’s gloomy again 😭

The p.s. awww!! I think my mobile tumblr app hates me and wouldn’t open the link but I love Itzhak AND Salut d’amour!! I learned that in college around Valentine’s Day for a recital lab I think. Ahh thank you, this made my day. Thank you as always for the asks, I hope you’re having a great week! 💜✨

[tewwor-aaa]

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[feelingofcontent]

DNP Rewatch: BEARD EDITS IN REAL LIFE!

Date video was published: 12/07/2020 (X)

DNP Main Channel Rewatch: 428

There was a bit of warning for this video, with this Insta poll. And then Phil promoed this one SO MUCH for some reason - including an Instagram grid post and a link in his Instagram bio. Also he shared these outtakes, which 😂

0:00 - no hello, just jumping straight into this one. also, the shared denim jacket!

0:07 - he doesn’t know what to think about the edits of himself. I love that he doesn’t seem to find the fact that there are edits strange

0:09 - “work that beard, dad” alrighty

0:19 - I’m just going to say now that I am not on team beard

0:42 - that emoji was very useful for this video

0:47 - he knows this video is going to be ridiculous; so many little laughs at himself

0:51 - it does! that one looks pretty realistic though

1:00 - they’re getting progressively more disturbing

1:18 - I love all the title cards he uses in this

1:32 - I can’t not laugh

1:38 - Phil’s descriptions 😂 he’s inventing a whole character for mustache-him

1:46 - this in-between footage is a treat. also he’s put it on so crooked

2:01 - the on-the-spot comedy while filming combined with the editing comedy...Phil is so great

2:06 - “I’m the gay police” 😂 I forgot how funny this video is

2:12 - I would love to see a top ten list of what Phil thinks is a “cool” name. at least he’s expanded from “Zack”

2:22 - he is really ripping those off intensely

2:35 - his eyes look slightly scared

2:43 - “do you wanna scratch my knees” Phil why

3:03 - already regretting this

3:11 - so much laughing at himself. I love giggly Phil

3:18 - oh I would say it looks pretty bad...

3:20 - slightly scared that he was into that one, though it is the one that matches his hair best

3:24 - where did that even come from

3:31 - for some reason I immediately thought of (and the bottom half of this beard is somewhat like) the character “Philip” from the board game Guess Who

3:42 - I did start to get used to his one as he kept talking and I don’t know what that says

3:50 - those were a lot of noises

4:05 -  not sure any fake beard can be described as “sophisticated”

4:13 - “maybe these two could be friends...now kiss” um.

4:32 - ooo this one is not good

4:34 - 😂 he must have given up and had Dan help him take the photos afterwards, for the one he posted and such

5:07 - he had posted that back in May 2019, but only in black and white

5:19 - opening every package with his teeth

5:35 - we have gone beyond the realm of anything that looks realistic

5:40 - could have lived without hearing Phil say that 😳

5:51 - if he can actually see with his glasses here, does that mean he was filming without contacts or glasses?

6:11 - 😂😂 oh Phil. the annotation self-call out

6:38 - he’s very into that one hahaha

6:48 - I feel like he has that one up too high on his face

6:56 - king of comedy. Phil wins

7:14 - I feel like he half-assed the clipping there. also, flashback to the hair lights from 6 Things I Regret Buying

7:42 - he needed to think a bit more about the glue placement first

8:10 - I would imagine just having glue on your face like that would feel strange

8:26 - if he was a little neater about it it would

8:50 - waiting to see if he does ever attempt it for a while...I feel like it would end up annoying him but who knows

8:53 - “don’t do too much...beard application” and the little eyebrow raise. 😳 in hindsight this feels like a precursor to the chaotic-Phil of the stereo show era and some of his 2021 videos

9:02 - Phil had released his winter merch the week before this

9:42 - and he really does mean “very” soon this time

In Answering Questions I Would Usually Avoid, Phil showed his “script” for this video, which is hilarious and accurate. He ended up doing the viking beard before the grey beard though. And he didn’t note the beard lights on there, so maybe why he forgot during filming too!

Definitely a ridiculous (in a good way) and also hilarious Phil video. I forgot how funny he was in this one.

[gaykey]

hi Asher! it's the ooo anon again :) I just wanted to share this great interview with the group from libido promos. I feel like it's a good peak into what went into the song and the questions are great! I hope you enjoy it

https://youtu.be/N3gEVa_q2gA

hello ooo anon, my beloved.

sorry this is late! once again, i was caught up in jinki teaser and kinnporsche euphoria. 'twas a double whammy this week.

also i was at work booooo.

x ah, first of all, they speak about their work so well. so, eloquent and with such passion!

you already told me that have a lot of input in their music, but to hear them talk about it themselves, is something else entirely. so much thought goes into their concept, production, choreo, styling....and they all have something to say about it, because, they did it. that's so rare!

so many groups either, don't have this much to say about their music, whetegr that's because they had less artistic input or just don't get an opportunity to.

my fave part was this, when kb was talking about their artistry, and choice to portray 'libidO' and it's story in the way they did:

ahhh lads, lads! so well said! they actually understand what their putting out, and not just regurgitating lines from their company.

thanks for this ooo anon, this was so so interesting to watch. i loved hearing what they had to say on all the aspects of their album. amazing.

also, they're so sweet? ♡

[popculturebuffet]

Patreon Membership Drive: Turbo Championship Hyper Fighting Edition!

Hello all you happy people! For those wondering “who the hell is this.” I”m Jake Mattingly. I review animation and comics here on this tumblr 5 times a week, and love doing so. I do so by recapping an episode of an animated show or a volume of a comic piece by piece, how detailed depends on the work and how condensed it needs to be, analyzing the episode and sometimes throwing in some jokes because i’m a silly weirdo and tis my nature. 

 So far i’ve been able to scrape by with the help of my patreon’s kev and emma, with Kev suplimenting that iwth various comissions (I.e. paying me to review a specific episode of a show much like someone would comissoin). But I don’t want to place my entire finacial future in the hands of two people so last month I lauched my patreon membership, trying to get people to join my patreon to releive some of the pressure on them. And not a person signed on during the first month. 

But I realize a large part of that is I simply didn’t advertise propertly, not really explaning what it is I do, what they get, or throwing in any extra incentives for signing up apart from “If so many people pledge to my patreon i’ll do X review” Which is still the main thrust of my campaign but I realized I need MORE than that to give you all proper money for your buck, especailly with Tumblr trying to monteize in the most half assed way possible making people presumibly more wary of spending money on me. 

So for this promo i’m going into what it is I review exactly, how to sign up for my patreon and how any of that works, what you get out of it, and various juicy stretch goals i’m hoping ya’ll can help me reach so

WHAT IS IT YOU DO EXACTLY?

As I mentioned above I review animation and comics, more animation than comics. My meat and potatoes are Disney Duck works, primarily the 2017 reboot and the Don Rosa and Carl Barks comics. For the former i’ve done retrospectives on Lena’s arc, the Della storyline from season 2 and ALL the Season 2 storylines, the last one currently in progress. I intend to review the entire series, the lackluster tie in comics, and the this duckburg life podcast, though the last one has some strings attached we’ll get to under my goals.  I”ve also been reviewing various Carl Barks first apperances and most importantly doing a complete retrospective on Don Rosa’s masterwork the Life and Times of Scrooge McDuck. 

I also review certain shows week to week, almost entirely Disney as aside from the True Colors Debacle they have the most reliable schedule and announce release dates farther in advance than Cartoon Network and Nick which just sorta pop up announce things. I covered all of season 3 of Ducktales and season 2 of amphibia (With season 3 coverage coming in october) and i’m currently reviewing Owl House every week till that hiatus hits. 

Finally i’m currently looking at all the Tom Luictor episodes of star vs the forces of evil tracking both Tom’s character arc and the show’s steady decline straight into the dumps. 

Comics wise i’m more sporadic but in addition to duck comics stuff, I’ve also been doing a retrospective on the Scott Pilgrim franchise: all 6 volumes of the comic, those reviews avaliable now and in two weeks from this post, just in time for  the video game and movie anniversaries to finish things up. I recently started another one for the comic book Transformers: More Than Meets the Eye, I intend to finish one I did for New X-Men, and I have a few in my mind’s eye I want to do soon on John Ostrandre’s Suicide Squad run, Justice League International, and Mega Man that i’m going to do pilots for to see if anyone’s interested. 

Finally recently i’ve started doing quick thoughts, quick reviews on recent stuff from trailers to full on movies I don’t have to cover normally. 

So What Is Your Patreon?

Patreon is a site where creators can get paid for work and can put up exclusive content and what not. You pledge anywhere from a dollar a month, and become one of my patrons and help me do this blog for a living. I genuinely love writing about media, analyzing it and making weird jokes, and this lets me do that as my job and my passion. I simply don’t want to put finacing that on the backs of only two people. 

So What’s In It For Me?

Unlike Tumblr itself I feel my supporters deserve to get the most bang for their buck. As such Patreon Membership starts at JUST ONE DOLLAR. That’s right for a dollar a month, 12 bucks a year so the price of a movie, you get access to my occasoinal exclusive reviews, exclusive poles once I get more than two members so that’s actually sensical to do to vote on reviews, and to pick a theatrical short when i review a bunch of them for character birthdays or holidays or just cause. 

In addition to these though i’ve decided to sweeten the pot. ON SIGN UP ANY PATREON OF ANY TIER GETS ONE FREE REVIEW OF ANY SINGLE EPISODE OF TELEVISION OR ISSUE OF A COMIC BOOK. That’s right for just one buck, you get a review of your choice. Whatever you want. You want to force me to watch something you hate so someone else can bitch about it for you? Go on about an episode yo ulove? shine a light on something obscure? Well i’m your man and for ONE BUCK A MONTH, you can get that. Whatever you want put on my schedule as soon as I have room and your payment’s gone through. 

And if you want me to review stuff on a more regular basis, five bucks a month gets you a review a month, same permaiters as above along with said free review. I will PERSONALLY make sure there’s a space on the schedule every month for your patreon review and review whatever you want no matter how good, bad or stuppid. 

But that’s not ALL. 

STRETCH GOALS:

To explain these better than what I did next time: My stretch goals are goals on my patreon: if I hit a certain number of Patreons I will review (Insert Thing Here) And these are meaty projects too: full season reviews, retrospectives and what have you and something’s unlocked with each person who signs up, adjusted from orignally basing it on price. So your dollar a month not only gets you your own review, but also will get my solemn vow to review a bunch of other thigns, and the more people who sign up the more thigns I’ll add to my plate. Not only that but just for this pledge drive i’m adding a bunch of super neat drive exclusvie stretch goals that will VANISH AT THE END OF AUGUST. dosen’t mean I won’t EVER do these reviews, but it does mean i’ll probably sit on them a bit. 

TLDR: You singing up gets me to guarantee to review some extra stuff. 

SO WHAT ARE THE GOALS. 

I”m glad you asked. Each one is based on a person joining, so 

REGULAR PATREON GOALS THAT AREN’T GOING TO EXPIRE BUT ARE STILL PRETTY NEAT:

One goal for each new patreon so

1 New Patreon: Starting off light but still juicy, I will review the complete season one of Amphibia across two posts. I’ve already rewatched the season recently, so all someone has to do is sign up and i’ll get on it in septmeber in time for season 3! And that’s not the only show as i’ll also review BOTH seasons of the birdtastic show after my own heart Tuca and Bertie! 

2 New Patrons: This one’s a big lighter but you still get some neat things: for my scottaholics in the audience I will review the rest of Brian Lee O’Malley’s works so far: Lost at Sea (his first graphic novel) Seconds (his first post scott work) and Snotgirl (his first ongoing and first work he didn’t draw himself), which follow a girl trying to reclaim her soul/cat, an immature restrauntieur who discovers reality changing muschrooms, and an influencer who might of done a murder. For those who don’t really like Scott Pilgrim i’ll review a buch of paramount plus shows first seasons: Kamp Korral, the rugrats rugboot and iCarly. So if any of that sounds good get on the bus won’t you?

3 New Patrons: My juicest one and one that stands alone: I will review the complete first season of the Owl House across two posts. Every episode, every bit of lumity progressoin, every bit of foreshadowing in hindsight, all for you, all if three people join my patron. So if you want more bisexual magic, step up. 

4 New Patrons: Duck Goals Woo-Ooo! This one unlocks a review from Duck Master Carl Barks EVERY MONTH. Not only that I will be taking suggestoins from my patrons , meaning you can help decide which ones I do! And while tha’ts plenty i’m jucing this one up as getting me this far also nets a review of This Duckburg Like, the interquel podcast that’s given us our last ducktales content for what will likely be an eternity. 

5 New Patrons: Gravity Falls Retrospective! I”m not only talking both season of Alex Hirsch’s era defining masterpice, but also the side materials I have acess to: the shorts, Journal #3, and the lost legends tie in comic. I”d throw legend of the gnome gemulets in there two if I had a working 2ds or 3ds bu tas it stands this is what I got. 

6 New Patrons: Avatarverse Retrospective. No not James Cameron the Bravest Pioneer’s movie he wants to turn into a franchise despite NO ONE wanting this please stop James, we’re begging you. Of course i’m talking about Avatar the Last Airbender, the epic franchise that’s blowing up in size. This will include all three books of Avatar: The Last Airbender, All Four Books of the Legend of Korra, and all the juicy side stuff I can cover: the sequel comics for both series, the kioshi novels and the eye gougingly bad M Night Shamlyn Movie. Yes I really will   myself to that. I have not till now i’m happy that way but I will sufer for you. Speaking of suffering:

7 New Patrons: It’s a crapstravaganza!  If i’ve made it this far I clearly have enough fan support that I can fly into the eye of the crapstorm so i’m going to review some of the worst things I can think of:  * Chuck Austen’s X-Men the run that dared to ask the tough questions your coke addleed uncle you don’t let see your kids would like “What if Angel could cure AIDS with his blood and had sex with a minor while her parents watched?” “What if a rouge relgious sect tried to make Nightcrawler pope and then desingrate people with commuiion wafers in a scheme that makes no sense?” and “What if an x-man made a plant horny?”  * America: The comic that has the infamous and oft used by me line to compare it to other bad lines “What in the holy menstration are you doing here”. And it’s still not the most bonkers thing int his somehow 12 ISSUE SERIES tha twastes one of marvels best creations.  * The Prince: Aka that series HBO what farted out onto the service with no intention of renewal after realizing “Holy shit we greenlit this what is wrong with us” which is basically family guy but with the royal family. I’d say it was a somehow worse family guy but Famiily Guy once had an episode that was about 22 minutes of transphobic punchlines so as long as there isn’t an episode of that your good.  * Mordecai is a Bastard Man: Aka that arc of Regular Show that took a ship I really liked, Mordecai and CJ, and then destoryed it with cheating, attempted murder and saxophone.  *Star Vs Final Arc: Aka a look at how a once great show descended into a mess with unfinished plot lines, wasted characters and a finale so terrible it’s only topped by “Kids this is the story of how I really want you to say it’s okay to bang aunt robin” 8 New Patrons: Infinity Train, all four books and any finale movie if it happens. (Please let it happen) All aboard! 9 New Patrons: Two juicy disney retrospectives! The Incredibles (both movies and both comics series) and Darkwing Duck (Both the Boom! and Joe Books runs) Let’s get incredibly dangerous! 10 New Patrons: My highest tier for now and i’ts anothe rdouble feature and two big projects. If you get me this far, you’ve earned em: A She Ra and the Pricesses of Power Retrospective and a Bojack Horseman retrospective. The two greatest things Netflix has made back to back for life. 

And THAT’S NOT ALL... as I said I have some special stretch goals JUST FOR THIS PLEDGE DRIVE. 

SPECIAL DRIVE SPECIFIC GOALS BABY!:

These are a simple five extra projects for hitting the goals within the rest of the drive FROM AUGUST 1ST TO AUGUST 31ST. I will not add these to the regular goals for a full year if you do not reach them, so one buck helps you unlock projects that otherwise might not happen for YEARS. Like the other goals their measured by patrons but ONLY for this month sooooo

1 New Patron: Quack Pack series review! the most hated Disney Afternoon show in one big two part review. God help me. 2 New Patrons: Rise of the TMNT Retrospective: Both seasons, a movie and regular coverage on the offchance a third season hopefully gets greenlit.  3 New Patrons: Peanuts and Garfield Specials retrospective!: Retrospectives for the technicolor years long world of Peanuts specials and the shorte rlived but still neat garfield specails. All the specials plus all the animated movies for both!  4 New Patrons: Craig of the Creek-AThon: Rewatching season one and watching BOTH seasons i’ve missed since then with full reviews as well as reviews of each bomb of episodes as their released on teh app from here on out!  5 New Patrons: Steven Universe Retrospective! All 5 seasons, The Movie, Future, the comics, graphic novels and games. EVERY. THING. 

So if ANY of this sounds enticing 

STOP BY MY PATREON RIGHT HERE IN THIS LINK, SIGN UP TODAY, HELP ME GET PAID DOING WHAT I LOVE AND GET REVIEWS FOR EVERYBODY. YOU WON’T REGRET IT AND YOU’LL BE MAKING MY LIFE BETTER. 

And even if you can’t support it feedback on the goals, reblogs to get the word out and general words of encouragment are appricated so join me as I try to get at least one extra dollar a month in the span of this month. PITTER PATTER, let’s get at er!

[leviskokoro]

Hello! Congrats for reaching 500 followers!!! I only have a question so... What advice can you give to people who want to start writing? I want to do some writing on my blog, but I don't know how to start.

OOO! tysm for sending an ask! :D

My advice for starting out:

references :: Many people give this tip to newer content creators and it’s solid advice. It gives you an idea of how things work in fandoms and what sort of things to expect when running a writing blog. There are plenty of content creators out there too so you can always see which is the best person to take inspiration from.

experimentation :: don’t be afraid to try new things out! When starting out, you’re likely not sure what sort of style works best for you and that’s understandable. No one knows everything when starting. The best thing you can do for your writing blog is to explore and see what works for you. 

tagging :: if you want your work to be seen by many people, sometimes your posts may not appear in the tags where people are usually looking for new content. How do you fix this? There are different ways around this and you can search up different ways. The way I try to ensure that my posts show up in tags is to restrict the amount of tags you put in a post to 5 or below. 

promos :: another thing to get your name out is to ask other blogs to give your blog a shoutout. But be polite about this as not every blog is open to the idea. Personally, I’d be happy to give any new blogs a shoutout!

that’s my advice for starting new blogs. I hope this helped in some way!

[pillowthemes]

name suggestion: "silaw" or "nasilawan"! its a tagalog verb referring to being blinded by the glare of a bright light, or the inferiority complex that comes with being outshined by other people

Hello! Thank you for joining Pillow Themes’ Second Year Anniversary promo!

You are the fourth to participate! WAAAA THIS IS A GREAT IDEA! As a Filipino, I should actually use Filipino terms for my themes to promote the Philippines’ language. Thank you for sharing with me your theme suggestion! I know what it means, but I didn’t know there was an inferiority complex related to it. :OOO

Note: 1 more person can still join Pillow Themes’ Second Year Anniversary! Send me THEME NAME suggestions which will be the names I’ll use for my next five themes. The category for the theme name suggestions will be RARE WORDS. I won’t accept suggestions from DMs. You have to use my mailbox. Don’t worry, I’ll credit you for naming the theme!

[after-nine-at-the-oasis]

JASON???

Wait I knew I should've gone back when I thought I maybe recognized a guy in the car in the promo o.o

Ohh gosh y'all I'm stressing xd

Lol bro's just in his pj's xD

Real lol

Oop though

OOPE HELLO??!

Ummm O.O

Soo they're making sure he doesn't talk xdd

Or something like that anyway lol

For a second I thought she was gonna walk away and I was like why the car lol

. . . is he dead

OOP O.O

Ayy love me a good dramatic intro :D

Like the not normal one :))

AYY bro's turning the same thing back on her xD

Hi Bailey :))!!

Hi Nolan :D

Lol nudged a bit xD

Awww y'all :'(( :')

Adoption?

Or fostering anyway-

Yep adoption :D!!

Why are you so shocked lol

And like this is how you got into it anyway xD

Yeah of course

Once again love the him turning this back on her (not like purposefully but yk the parallel)

Probably not lol

Bc yk. The drama

Why you just spreading this around 💀

I mean I trust Bailey but yk xd

Hi Gray :)!

Hi Nyla :DD!

:OOO HELLO SIR!!!

Hi Garza :DD!!

Nice to see you, been too long 🥰🥰

I hope we get mentions of the others since Feds was cancelled :))

Ahh okay secure cool

And y'all are on a roof xD

Ahh wife 😬 so that's why they did it like that

Yep xd

Ahhh I see

Yep, most likely can't be them unless they were seen by her

LOL

Hi Wesley 🥰🥰!!

Oop o.o

Girl you sold police secrets 👁️👄👁️ XD

LOL yeah exactly Wesley XD

Stop meeting with criminals in your home Wesley lol

I'm not saying you do often but xD

Unless this is just some house xD

Yeahh he's right

You're gonna get kidnapped or something lol

Or that guy

Carefulll girlll xdd

You're at the very least being watchdled

YEP

Ahh those guys again o.o

Okay wait no so it was that shot I think so not Jason lol, I couldn't have known

Ope

Huh Scottish accent :o wait no Irish :)?

Idk interesting though

Oope o.o we're very chill with this xdd

LOL go off Ange xD

Hi Angela 🥰!!

Hi Aaron :DD!

XD all the old asbestos

Hi Tim :))!!

"What 👁️👄👁️" "Breathe shallow" SLDKFJS??

LOL Smitty xD real

Hi Celina :D

Oop she figured it out :O

Dang kindergarten xD

Oohpe o.o

NICE Celina :D

Lol real Angela xdd

Hmm yeah

Oh that's good :o!

Ahh yeah 😬 stressing me outtt xdd

Lol the other guy like "D: come onn"

Hi Lucy 🥰!

Ahh mom nice cover

Okay nice nice

Careful y'all 😬

Ahh oof o.o

At least he kinda seems to trust her

[expertspy]

Long Overdue Promo Post

Alright. Time to finally make one. It’s about time...

Hello! Some of you have encountered me in some way, but it’s time for a formal introduction to the rest. My name’s Nick, but feel free to call me Spy. I technically don’t have an Ultimate, but I can break the 4th wall, so I guess I could have the Ultimate 4th Wall Breaker talent, although that might just be because I’m also the mun. I’m a huge fan of rhythm games, too.

Also, you might have gotten asks with this on it: O-oooooooooo AAAAE-A-A-I-A-U- JO-oooooooooooo AAE-O-A-A-U-U-A- E-eee-ee-eee AAAAE-A-E-I-E-A- JO-ooo-oo-oo-oo EEEEO-A-AAA-AAAA 

Yeah, that was me. Get Brain Power’d lol.

Anyways, for the first time since I made this blog two years ago, can I get a promo?

@ask-the-ultimatecosplayer @ask-hajimehinata @dream-poison @ask-a-goblin @ask-the-7-kokichis @ask-piano-baka @ask-kirigirii @ghostly-oumama  @ask-the-emo-detective @assassin-waifu  @oh-god-another-kokichi-ask-blog @coke-ichi @shuichisaiharaaskblog and anyone else interested.

Insert obligatory “feel free to ignore and sorry for double tags” message(s) here.

Also, why is Kokichi such a popular character here? Like, 10+ active Kokichi blogs exist, most of them having been made within 30 days, last I checked. At least, the ones I’ve encountered anyways. I get that he’s a very interesting character, but he’s basically flooding the DR ask blog community. Meanwhile, Maki blogs are nowhere to be found, and most of the ones I’ve found are either abandoned or have been deleted already.

Also, I am terrified of how this post might be received. This is probably a widespread feeling for most new ask blogs.

[tewwor-aaa]

𝐁𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐋𝐋 , 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎 𝚖𝚞𝚜𝚒𝚌 —

independent, private & highly selective multimuse ft. ocs & canons from ne.tflix’s my name & vinc.enzo, greek mythology & more  –––   dragged by ro

[lgcjiyeon]

shine bright - gig016 | solo

doing review videos was nothing new for jiyeon. the last one she’d done was years ago, she’d stopped once things were getting more serious at legacy and social media was limited for trainees. there was a few she had done and edited but had just sent to her friends to review some of the korean skin care items she’d gotten after moving to the country. a few of her friends had changed their routines and she wanted to help them out since they wanted her opinion due to her easy access to the products.

when she was sent the promo package to review for shine forever, it was a familiar feeling and had her pretty excited. it took a day for her to finish up all her outstanding chores and schedules. she hadn’t opened the package until her camera was set up, which truly tested her patience.

once everything was set up at the desk she usually did her makeup at, which had a good share of natural lighting usually, she hit record on her camcorder.

“hello!” it’s easy to fall back into her gentle charismatic filming voice. she doesn’t sound much different than usual but there was a certain way she knew worked for the camera. “my name is song jiyeon and i received a package from shine forever to review-“ she lifts the small box into the camera’s view. it only takes a moment or two to fully open the box and lift out the card and product. she reads the card and explains the concept of the makeup. “first off, i think the concept is very unique and the packaging is pretty.” she leans in as if sharing secret information with and invisible audience, “i’m a sucker for pretty products~”

she takes a moment to show the product closer, opening it up to show how the actual makeup looks too. “this is a highlighting stick, which is something that can polish off any look if used in the right way.” her camera is in front of her mirror so it’s easy to show which way to tilt her cheek just perfectly to catch the light. “if you apply it just a bit here,” jiyeon taps a few very small streaks over her cheek bone, moving in with her finger to blend it in with her foundation. “ooo, very pretty so far- i like the reflectiveness!”

she pauses to show both her highlighted and non-highlighted cheeks before holding up her hand, rubbing a generous streak on the back of it. “oh this is so pretty!” she lifts her hand up to her nose and smells it. “it smells nice, very light scent; personally i like non-scented items but this is light enough and natural smelling.”

“overall,” she lightly clasps her hands together, “i think this will be a great addition to my daily makeup routine. jiyeon’s personal stamp of approval! thank you to shine forever for sending me this product!”

[gaykey]

ooo anon: hi!! so OOO is in Japan like I said a few anons ago and they are there for a little while longer until the official release of the suit dance jpn and seamless mind and the company that is doing the stuff for them in Japan is actually promoting them so they have ads running in multiple cities in Japan and it's sooooo cool to see....like idk their company, 8D really is not the best with promoting in Korea, so to see them actually get some love and exposure makes me so happy for all the members! Maybe they will gain some fame again just in Japan this time 🥺

here's one of the ads!!

https://twitter.com/OooLuz/status/1522145545577410560?t=i-XAbzsOvAEdL10injjcwg&s=19

hello again lovely ooo anon

x awww, i'm glad for them! such a big ad too!

there's a trend of Japanese music companies doing better promo for their groups.

i can see them doing really well in japan actually, like i think their vibe suits a japanese audience.

hope it all goes well for them. they deserve it ♡

[wri0thesley]

Is it ok if I ask for a promo too? I'm new around the hc/imagine writing tumblr but I really would love to write for you guys! I hadn't seen a blog bit more specific for this so I took the matter in my hands! Thank you!!💖💖💖

!!! of course friend

PROMOS FOR ALL HELLO FRIEND 

go follow their jojo hc blog here ooo