#(no i dont)

[lookitsjess]

The face card in question :

Literally, SHUT UP.

[antomatkoen]

soap definitely didn’t wear the skull earrings for a certain someone…👀

soap shows up at a bar all dazzled up after losing a bet :3

[lillardshusband]

Sometimes i think yeah billy is so deranged and fucked up. He tortured sidney and took her first time away from her. But then i remember him and stu are toxic yaoi and everything is ok again

[imthursdaysyme]

[facts-i-just-made-up]

i don't want to actually sit through Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, can i get a summary?

What’s funny about this is I also run one of the biggest normal actual fact blogs on tumblr and this is my maniacal side persona where I indulge my need to lie and spew bullshit.

[meguemii]

Bro’s the Type to :: Satoru Gojo

synopsis :: silly head canons, you guys already know ^_^ except it’s dovey gojo not the canon hoe 😓

satoru gojo’s playlist. navigation station🚉.

Bro’s the type to..

୨୧ make a bet that if you can catch him in a game of tag he’d [___] but then turn his infinity on so you can’t touch him.

୨୧ instead of sitting on his lap he’d sit on yours

୨୧ to buy you expensive gifts without you even asking him to buy it

୨୧ to tease you if he ever caught you reading smut and literally never let you live it down. “oh so thaaat’s what you’re into?” is what he’d say when he catches you, and if you’re out somewhere public he’d probably say something shameless along the lines of “i decided to read that book you were reading, reminds me of that one scene in chapter 6. should we recreate it?” (#cringe #ilovehim #yesletsrecreateit)

୨୧ to beeeeeg you to play with his hair all the time, like this guy def asks for head scratches

୨୧ to hug you from behind. i know this man’s favourite way to give hugs is from behind. like if you’re washing dishes, cooking food or doing anything and it gives him the chance to do so, he’s doing it. i just knooow it. you’d feel his arms wrap around your waist and his head lean into your shoulder and he’d probably say a soft “hey baby”

୨୧ to be most comfortable with you. he’s for sure always taking off his blindfold around you and staring at you with his freakish blue eyes but he still cute though.. i guess.

୨୧ to stand in the doorway and say “i’m not in your room” as he’s only a centimetre out when you tell him to leave your bedroom. god he’s so annoying.

୨୧ to poke at you constantly when you tell him to stop touching you. I TOLD YOU HE’S ANNOYING.

୨୧ to sit in the most awkward positions

୨୧ to ask for chocolate milk and chicken fingers at nice restaurants mostly just to embarrass you

୨୧ to constantly brag about you to his students. we love a man who brags

୨୧ to make you walk home in the rain all angsty because he thinks it looks cool and builds character

he’s a loser. and we all love him. why?

comments + reblogs are appreciated ♡ yuji, megumi and inumaki versions of this are located in the navigation station!!

emi’s notes— i haven’t made an actual post in so long so i wanted to put something out and ik a few people wanted a gojo version of this so here it is!! ^w^ LUV U POOKIES

mutual tags :: @kasumitenbaz @lees-chaotic-brain

[kindaasrikal]

I can’t believe 8yr old and 13 yr old me had such a huge obsession over Kai, with Lloyd being my second fav, and like Morro was never even on my mind i forgot that mfs names right after i saw him on screen.

Now look at me. Obsessed with a guy who was in only one season and a short movie. I hate that stupid transparent green guy.

[poorlydrawnhermitcraft]

speaking of sulking etho can we get bdubs description of him in the corner blocked off with cobble sitting alone in the dark with his head down . pls ty <3

[leonieweird]

The First Time I Saw A Scared Human

The first time I saw a human scared was when I was only 6 years old.

The Irdbay species had adopted a human on board to get them used to children of different races. I was the more socialable one inside of my nest, and the human was very kind. Always got onto our level when we were learning and helped us when we were learning to fly.

The older Irdbay’s loved the human whose name was Jo’an. One day, they had to leave on important business. By then, human Jo’an had aquatinted with my entire nest and we were comfortable with being around her.

That’s when the Enahyay attacked.

The ship flashed red, alarms blared, blood of my fellow nest mates fell onto the group. The Enahyay was ruthless. They ripped apart younglings, smashed eggs that had yet hatched, and didn’t hesitate to rip into Human Jo’an’s leg. To this day, her scream has made its own nest in my mind.

I remember hiding with Human Jo’an, now the last of my nest.

Her hand covered her mouth, trapped in a closet as I tried to quiet down. Even with Human Jo’an right next to me, I couldn’t hear anything but her heartbeat. The loud thumping was quiet compared to the blaring alarms, however I could hear it.

If I could hear it, so could the Enahyay. Footsteps echoed from our hiding spot, the growls making Human Jo’an’s heart speed up even more. The pounding thumps made a rhythm that I could follow. The footsteps continued on, the growls slowly growing quiet.

I tried to shift to fix my wing and possibly squeak to Human Jo’an about her leg, but her gaze made me stop. A gaze of fear, worry, but also anger. Her eyes were that of a predator backed up into a corner and the gaze of a caretaker who lost all of her young. Her eyes were telling me not to move, even though I could not hear the predator anymore.

With my head, I barely motioned to her leg. Blood dripped down from her thigh. It stained her shorts, her socks, and even her shoes that she wore around the ship. She looked down only briefly before her entire body started to shake. The anger slowly dwindled down in her gaze until it was only fear. I didn’t understand what was wrong until I remember what my mother had told me.

‘Most predators can smell a range of things. Blood is one of them, myy atchlinghay. If you’re bleeding, fly as fast as you can as far as you can-‘

I could barely make out Human Jo’an’s slowly movements to grab the metal rod that was in the closet. She had a bone crushing grip on it.

‘If you get caught, it’s over. Just screech for me or Jo’an, and we’ll come over.’

The door ripped open and the bloodthirsty eyes of a Enahyay flashed through the dark lighting with the occasional flash of red. My wings bristled with fear. Before I could act, Human Jo’an let out a yell that rang throughout the ship. The metal rod in her arms swung towards the Enahyay, knocking him away from the closet.

I could only curl in fear, but I heard it. The Enahyay’s whimpers, Jo’an’s screams, and the sound of a metal rod connecting with skin. The whimpers eventually died down as the sound of metal against skin slowly sounded like metal hitting a liquid. Human Jo’an screams did not stop.

I heard more Enahyay coming, yet I could only hide and quiver in fear while Human Jo’an kept screaming. I could hear both her blood and tears drop onto the ground along with the bodies of Enahyay.

The rescue team and older Irdbay arrived only a mere 10 minutes later. By then, I was in Human Jo’an’s bloody arms. Black stained every part of us. Human Jo’an still had the tight grip of the metal rod, rocking me back and forth with tears streaming out of her dead eyes.

When I was just 6 earth years old, I learned the terror that humans feel and the actions that come with it. I learned what a scary existence scared human truly are.

[annqer]

EAT YO DAMN FOOD BITCH!!! FUCK U LOOKIN CRAZY FOR!!!!

[kandy-sticks-zaza-blogs]

Husk Redesign

Made him a Calico cat cuz Calico cats are female and he is a Trans man to me.

✨Cartoons dad big brows.✨

His voice is Barry White.

His fur is very soft and fluffy.

Zoot suit inspired outfits for him as a bartender also a jingle bell tie for him.

He died a in 1947 from Cardiac Arrest in Las Vegas.

His favourite drink is White Russian.

He used to be a mafia group in Las Vegas he was born from America as a Black American Russian man

His mother is Black American and his father is a Russian.

He's the tallest in the family and have 3 siblings.

He got into crimes at the age of 20 when he started gambling and became a boss.

He arrived in Hell as a short cat as he hated his new demon form.

He drinks alot of alcohol to take away all of his sorrows and pasts.

He wins every game to cheat his way to become a overlord as he opened a casino and a motel.

He see Alastor as a great man and respected him but when Alastor won the bet Husk became his lackey as he stucked with him for a long time.

When Alastor returns Husk mood is ruined when Alastor returns thought that he died he became a bartender for the Inn as he see Charlene that he's is shocked that there's a angel in Hell, he's becoming more confused as he agreed being a moody pants he is.

He have alcoholic and non alcoholic drinks and he hid his booze in the box.

He shows his friends magic tricks when they are bored Charlene is more invested to his magic amazed.

He became a listener and a father figure to everyone as they feel more comfortable around him when he gives advice,truths and praises.

[zooophagous]

I don't need a rat snake. Or do I?

[antomatkoen]

WOULD YOU DRAW KRUEGER… MAYBE… HES MY BOY ILHSM..

the masked man committee!! i like to think that if they weren’t enemies they’d have secret meetings every saturday where they do arts and crafts and make glittery masks together

[lonely-moonshine-still]

I had way too much fun making this double-sided monstrosity! I forgot how much I love stickers

[lizzysbrain]

Do you ever see someone that’s just so BEAUTIFUL AND FUCKING PERFECT?!?!

ITS SO BAD MY EYES ARE LITERALLY TEARING UP HELP AGH I JUST NEED HIM

i am biting at the bars of my enclosure, Spider-Man climbing around the top of it. Swinging like sias chandlier. Actually forget the enclosure I threw it it’s gone I threw it with my bare hands.