#(me: screaming omg)

[kogglyuffs]

the ultimate cookie show

[merakiui]

I AM RABID. this version of scaramouche……. oh my oh my oh my OH MY orz i’m on my knees for him. \(//∇//)\ HE’S SOOOOO AAAAAAAAA

AND THEN CIRCUS SCARA??????

AND HACKER SCARA???????????

SUMMER SCARA AS WELL!!!!!

it’s a mouchey meal. i’m so not normal. i’m insane, in fact. OTL OTL OTL

[xxplastic-cubexx]

oh noooo or whatever

bonus aka The Real Motive Behind This:

SURPRISE double bonus. textless ver of the first pic under the cut

[martyryo]

Happy late women's day 😼

[feels-for-the-fictional]

You can't tell me our main man Jim, Jim Kirk, James Kirk, James T Kirk, James Tiberius Kirk, CAPTAIN stack of books on legs James Respectful and Sensitive Tiberius Kirk does not know about Vulcan hand touching and their significance.

This man. JAMES KIRK. Looked at Spock, clearly vulcan spock, hands firmly planted behind his back Spock. LOOKED him up and down, and despite absolutely knowing it would not be considered impolite if he didnt offer a hand shake, looked at Spock, tall drink of water Spock, Vulcan sensitive hands used as terms of affection Spock, and was like hmmmm absolutely will make this Vulcan shake my hand. AND SPOCK gave like 1 second of thought before he was like yes absolutely here is my hand to hold for you and you only. I AM DECEASED

[lifemod17]

Noah Kahan brought out Hozier tonight at Railbird festival to perform Norther Attitude

BIG DAY FOR ANNOYING PEOPLE (me) !!!

Source: x.com

[hgvhehehe]

A quick sketch with my MC Hota and Thirteen!

Still shaking, screaming and crying. I didn't expect to see this chat at all. My giiiirl.

[ajwalkerartblog]

I need more scenes of them just dancing please and thank you

[gunsatthaphan]

#not having it.

[artemispt]

[tatakaeeren]

Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned !!!

[cosmicstarlatte]

Belphie: Hey do you wanna listen to some devildom music?

MC: Yeah sure

MC:

MC (taking off the earbud): no

MC: that was just tortured screaming

Belphie: You didn't even get to the best part

[cerealboxlore]

(this is for the divine twitch chat au my beloved)

captain marvel, at 3am: *preparing a goat for an ancient sacrificial ritual in the watchtower kitchen*

jl member of choice who just wanted a quick break from watchtower duty: hey uhh.. cap? buddy? whatcha.. what are you uh doing there?

cap, basically hissing: the voices, they’re winning

queue misunderstandings and rumours spread among the heroes

This ask had me cackling like a mad man ever since I got it, omg 😂😂😂

There's some hilarity in Billy holding a goat 🐐 like the Billy goat, hahahahaha

This is both hilarious and horrifying, bc if a JL member saw that, it'd be an immediate report to HR or batman. Does the JL even have a HR? Oh man

Also

Memes!

The divine twitch chat AU certainly is expanding and I am here for it!

Also, I hope that goat ends up being safe in the end and getting taken care of By Damian.

[vickyvicarious]

I was undressing in my own room, when, with a premonitory tap at the door, he entered, and at once began to speak:— "To-morrow I want you to bring me, before night, a set of post-mortem knives."

Key detail of this scene that isn't mentioned enough: Jack is quite possibly half-naked. He's getting changed for bed, and Van Helsing knocks once and doesn't wait for an answer before immediately coming in and talking. This whole distressing conversation about beheading Lucy's corpse may well be happening while Jack isn't wearing any pants.

[akajustmerry]

award-winning playwright and most beautiful woman on earth danai gurira really said, "i will be writing a Brutal Marriage™️ play with zombies and bisexual lighting for rick and michonne. yes, it will be deeply horny but heartfelt two-hander with andrew lincoln, my dilf co-star who is also classically theatre trained and i will showcase that. yes, the entire episode, from its structure to its action and dialogue will reference season 7, episode 12 ('say yes'). however, in that episode, rick was telling michonne that part of loving someone is accepting that you can lose them, this episode will be a tender inversion in which michonne returns the favour and reminds rick of that very fact. and yes rick and michonne will fuck, lovingly, in a luxurious apartment in a crumbling building full of monsters multiple times because nothing could be a rawer allegory for what they are to one another in this world <3" and i think we should all be saying thank you to her!!!!!