#(jesus christ?)

[princehendir]

I'm watching this princess diana documentary and it opens with the paparazzi footage from the night she died, something I've never seen before and did not know existed. Bit shocking.

[johnbottoms]

callum turner is so touchy-feely in his pictures with everyone, I wouldn't be surprised if something came out about him being a creep LOL

ehm........ alright

[soundsofastar]

Saw a lovetown ruina spoiler

[stillmevalz]

artistically wonderful episode

Masterpiece

But

Traumatic

All day I've been thinking

"wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf"

;-;

[boycannibal]

MY UNI FRIEND JUST ASKED ME HOW DO YOU DOWNLOAD AN IMAGE OFF GOOGLE???? AS IN. RIGHT CLICK SAVE AS. THATS WHAT WAS CONFUSING HIM

[holtbys-left-eyebrow]

[recoveringangelz]

@plipple @myramenisfuckingcold

japanese game dev in the 90s: hey dude can you make some music for our game about anime girls getting fucked sloppy style

guy who's about to push the PC-98 sound card to its absolute limit and create the most heartachingly beautiful music you've ever heard: Yeah okay

[teaboot]

Okay so I'm a security guard, right

And part of why I like my job is cause I'm pretty good at deescalating conflicts without violence or police involvement

And that *might* be because my primary coping mechanism for stress is humor, and if the guy in the uniform isn't stressed out, usually nobody else is either

But anyhow today I witnessed a crime, which 911 had already been called for

And I'm telling the guy, you know, as he's running away, that nobody's gonna touch him, we don't do that here, I don't have any weapons and he can totally walk on out if he wants to

And he gives me this 'go-fuck-yourself" type answer, right? As you do

And I fucking

I fucking. Start danCING

I DONT KNOW WHY

I WAS JUST LIKE "aight guess I'll go fuck myself then, cheerio" AND START FUCKING DANCING

LIKE MY BRAIN WAS LIKE "Cool not being attacked, gotta keep the witnessed calm, gotta stay chill and breezy" AND THE PHYSICAL RESPONSE FOR THAT WAS TO SYART DOING THIS SASSY FUCKING JIG

I DIDNT EVEN REALIZR I WAS FDOUNG IT UNTIL SOMEONE POIU TED IT OUT AFTER

and it all ended fine and the dude is in custody and I get a call from my boss like "Yeah we're gonna need to send footage to police"

AND

FUCKING

THIS IS GOING TO BE SHOWN IN COURT SOMEWHERE

IM DOUNG A SRUPID LITTLE DANCE ON CAMERA AS THIS GUY LOSES HIS MIND AND ITS GONNA BE ON COURT SOMEWHERW

THIS IS THE STUPIDEST FUCKING THING IVE WVER DONE

I HATE MYSELFD

[wolfythewitch]

jesus in the hades art style

[justatallstick]

i’m literally going to end it all

[hansoeii]

only you.

[bluesky-out-of-context]

[thought-begone]

I guess the real glorious evolution was the homoerotic yearning we made along the way

[romanceyourdemons]

i love characters who are always like fear not, i shall take care of this problem for you….. by sacrificing myself!! and everyone else is like i swear to god if you pull this shit again i’ll kill you

[whydidisavethistomyphone]