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livelovecaliforniadreams · 3 days ago
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daranatsus · 2 days ago
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Hey, you know how fucked up it would be if during act 5 the party was able to see all the different ways Siffrin looped back while they were climbing up the House?
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a-v-j · 3 days ago
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Who came up with the brilliant idea to have Orion and D-16 as husbands and B as their adopted baby-
Yall know what
I love it
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non non, mon frere...
That's just Shiloh in a nutshell. You see, being a werewolf, she barks and thumps her fuckass tail around because she's so happy to see her family. Or her friends. Or Connor, who is her boyfriend.
Give her treats, goddammit! I insist! She will eat them!
excited werewolf who thumps their fuckass tail against the ground and knocks shit off tables and knocks people over with it because they’re so happy to see you. if you even care.
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mjfass · 2 days ago
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If you think about it, The Death Riders haven’t done anything wrong.
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shrikecracker · 16 hours ago
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do not give a younger fiddleford a mustache. he looks like a blond Luigi with glasses and I can't unsee it
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professoruber · 1 day ago
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Arcane Season 2 Spoilers!!!
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So...
I loved Act 1 of Season 2 of Arcane was great.
Can't wait for act 2.
Right now my main hope for Act 2 is for Vi can meet up with Jayce, Ekko and Heimerdinger so that they can form a "let's maybe not do war crimes and oppressing the poor" club. Mel can also join, once she returns from the void (or wherever she is I don't really know much league lore)
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kai-tus · 2 days ago
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fuck you i like aqua
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Why the fuck did that stupid ass aqua color win the vote. I remember being so mad about it like it literally looked so close to the other light blue that was already in the game. I was a kid and blue was my favorite color in the world and even I was able to acknowledge that. But no I guess you just line up 3 colors and stupid children just vote for the one they like best in a vacuum instead of giving an ounce of a fuck about the greater implications and impact of their decision.
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tyanis · 1 year ago
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Kinda feel like there's some untapped meme/reaction image potential from old horror movie trailers...
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miss-jaye · 3 months ago
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cw: slightly suggestive when nanami kento saw his wife about to leave the house in a stunning, tight sundress, he swore his whole world stopped for a moment.
“honey?”
“hm?” you glanced at him, then looked back at the mirror, trying not to stab yourself with your earring. nanami cleared his throat. “where are you going?” he asked as he walked over, standing behind you and sliding his hands around your waist.
“i’m having lunch with my friends, sweetie. i told you that this morning, remember?” you raised a brow, confused. your husband nodded dazedly, his eyes glued to your figure.
“right.” he swallowed, his throat suddenly dry. “where are you going to have lunch?” he asked, his hands gently roaming over your body, feeling the fabric of the dress he so badly wanted to tear off you.
“that cafe we always go to…” you trailed off, finally securing your earring. “are you okay?” you met his gaze through the mirror. “i do this once a month—same place, same people.”
he nodded, humming in acknowledgment. you stayed silent for a moment, trying to figure out what had him so distracted. now that your earring was in place, you became hyper-aware of his hands, their slow, deliberate movements over your hips, squeezing in that familiar way that told you he was restraining himself from acting on his desires.
oh.
a blush crept up your cheeks as you realized nanami hadn’t seen this dress on you yet. you’d just bought it last week and forgot to show him. “kento?”
you called out to him, but he seemed too entranced by the way the dress clung to your curves. he leaned in closer, burying his nose in your neck, his hands trailing down to squeeze your thighs.
you let out a startled moan, hastily covering your mouth. he inhaled deeply, the scent of your perfume overwhelming his senses.
“your friends won’t mind if you’re a few minutes late, right?”
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ramquest · 4 months ago
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The Magnus Archives is a horror podcast WRONG
The Magnus Archives is a RomCom WRONG
It's the world most elaborately made and longest anti smoking ad lmao
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Honestly just the waves of shoplifting thing as a protest to high prices anyway.
What is shoplifting but valuable economic feedback that the prices are too damn extortionate.
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teaboot · 3 months ago
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Anyways as someone who has attended kink events
There are fat people at the orgy
There are elderly people at the orgy
There are disabled people at the orgy
There are trans people at the orgy
There are neurodivergent people at the orgy
People with white collar jobs are at the orgy
People with blue collar jobs are at the orgy
Stay at home moms are at the orgy
Adults who live with their parents are at the orgy
Asexuals are at the orgy
And yeah in media "kinky" shit is always thin young perfect hard bodies in skintight leather and latex but I that's the image in your head you should probably know that a more realistic link event looks less like Eyes Wide Shut and more like passengers of a public city bus attending two to three various costume parties and they're all having a FANTASTIC time that will occasionally get sidetracked by an incredibly passionate conversation regarding the history of Roman catholicism in Eastern Europe or various species of invasive birds
Which is to say that if you've managed to locate a kink community near you but are nervous about joining in because you think you're not young/fit/skinny/rich/"pretty"/normal/charismatic/abled/horny enough then honestly you're probably fine, go to the munch and make some friends
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frownyalfred · 2 months ago
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The command structure / ranking of the Justice League is actually super hard to understand from the outside, if you think about it. How many times have alien diplomatic missions arrived to meet with them, only to struggle to pick out who they should direct their communications toward? Sure, you’ve got the Kryptonian, he’s big and flashy and recognizable across sectors. But there’s an Amazonian princess standing next to him who looks dangerous and speaks like a royal. You’ve got an Atlantean king behind her, also royal, also dangerous. You’ve got a Green Lantern of the Sector with trace ion signatures from all the recent battles in nearby galaxies, and then — then — you have a man in black, shadowy armor who doesn’t introduce himself, who doesn’t speak or negotiate unless the others falter, yet ever single one of them looks to him as the conversation proceeds — checking, assuring, looking for guidance etc. is he the leader, then?
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balis77 · 1 year ago
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Fun fact: Samus' zero suit is a bodysuit in more recent games instead of the tank-top she wore in older games because at this point, she's been spliced with so many species' DNA you really don't want to see what the rest of her skin looks like.
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