#(it’s a pitbull)

[maddiebiscuits]

dale~

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[crispy-ghee]

Was playin BG3 w/ partner in the other room and I asked them to look around the area they were in for me and they said that they couldn't do it at the moment because they couldn't use their left hand for the keyboard. I went to check wtf they were talking about and...

[dear-ao3]

inherently don’t trust anyone who’s workout playlist isn’t at least 1/4 early 2010s top 100 hits

[zzabelz999]

What's up guys, long time no see 🙏

IT'S KURT TIME HELLYEAAAHH💥💥💯💥💢💢

[manny-jacinto]

[secondbeatsongs]

"Timber" with every second beat removed

[draconym]

Having a lot of Disney Princess animal encounters today. First this squirrel followed me around all morning, then a deaf blind dog dragged her owner across the park to say hello to me, then this standoffish stray cat my neighbor has been feeding flopped down in front of me and put his head on my shoe. Should probably go inside before a baby bird decides I'm its mother.

[bunjywunjy]

re: the pit bull post: I've found that the Great Pit Bull Debate is an excellent way to find out who understands the limitations of statistics and who doesn't. Like oh, you found a stat saying pitties bite more? And how did they verify the breed of each dog hmmm? How did they account for mixes? Oh I see they just went off of untrained visual IDs with zero genetic confirmation and then failed to mention that other studies have shown that even with training people are really bad at visually IDing dog breeds? Interesting....

and most importantly: a lot of those statistics are originally recorded by cops responding to the bite incident

[iandarling]

[madame-helen]

[moonlightcycle571]

Captain Marvel being a Girl Dad (Raven)

Captain Marvel should have a mentor/dad brotherly relationship with Raven, Zatanna and any of the Wonder fam. In this Essay, I will-

Actually I will. Starting off with Raven.

She deserves a magic mentor and non evil father figure in her life. Swoops in Cap who offers to transfer Trigon to the Rock of Eternity / the Monster Lands, both able to hold Trigon his end of demonic life.

Are you telling me Raven would see this happy Pitbull of a man and not get attached? Are you also telling me Billy wouldn’t jump at the chance to show her the Rock? Lend her books from the Library of the Rock, which might as well be the magical Library of Alexandria, at the first hint of interest?

Although Billy would see it as having friend to talk about his special interest (magic) and sharing it with them. Raven sees is as a new mentor figure.

Captain: And this book is one of my absolute favourites (it’s a book given to a past champion and remembers it like it’s his own)

Raven: Thanks Dad

Captain, is used to people calling him dad (dad Marvel au): anytime 😁😁😁

Raven, inwardly: this confirms it, I have a new dad 🥳

which I’m pretty sure would have this

Captain, noticing a really good book but it’s in a forgotten language: do you want me to read this book to you?

Raven, who never had a bed time story in her life: I’m winning

Also this

Captain: oh no, I lost my (league communication device) phone

Raven, unashamed: sure

Phone rings: Dad, you’re my Dad! Wookie Wookie Wookie

The rest of the Titans:

Raven: smug

Captain: Thanks :)

If Billy gets an apartment from his Whiz Job, with a hidden portal he made to the Rock and it has spare rooms so he gives one to Raven, that’s their business

Dad Marvel AU: everyone fighting on who’s the favourite child

Raven: well at least I get to live with him

Everyone: …

Raven: And he reads to me, and cooks for me AND helps me with my extracurricular (magic training)

Everyone: *definetely not crying*

Bonus:

Beast Boy is like a son-in-law that turns son figure. Or is he a son figure turned son-in-law?

Beast Boy: I can turn into a tiger

Marvel: Welcome to the family

Beast Boy:

Beast Boy, tearing up: happy to be here

If this is before or after he started dating Raven, that’s up to you.

Bonus 2:

Captain Marvel and Raven meditating next to a magic waterfall cause Billy knew a good spot to help relax

Random explorer, who was searching for said waterfall for years cause it’s rumoured to have magic properties: I-

Takes a picture and captions “tracked down a site for seven months, took 3 months to find location and one more to get to it. This is what I fuckin find.” #Capesknowtoomuch #pleaseshareinfirmation and #gatekeepingisntheroic

The post went viral. #BigRedCheese&GothDaughter

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[crispy-ghee]

Leggy out

[sennamaticart]

Pitbulls are such difficult dogs to draw! But they're so so cute <3

[zzabelz999]

I was thinking of a redesign for kurt, nothing serious just playing with some things around, what do ya'll think?