#(it won't be hapy)

[to-proudly-go]

That one art meme

[smimon]

Hello, have an angsty fanfic with Jesse as main character ✨

It's about height swap, except it's about sacrifice, but actually it's about panic attacks... The plot is linear, but long 😊

Big thanks to beta reader @j-restlessgeek 💛💛💛

[thesmokinpossum]

I don't consider myself the most emotionally mature person on Earth but seeing parents say that they refuse to let their kids believe in Santa because they want to be the one who "get the credit' for the gifts is genuinely pathetic to me

[murobrown]

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[hapi-transformers-enthusiast]

So I'm Making an AU for Transformers

Or I guess it's more of a custom, unofficial continuity?

Okay so to explain, I always love doing world-building stuff, and Transformers lore fascinates me across continuities. So, combining all of my various headcanons and theories together, I often end up making a canon-divergent universe. Which is what I'm doing now.

If any of yall want to see me write more about this, let me know!

...Cuz it's a lot.

[teddybeartoji]

@twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat

MORE VOLLEYBOYS AU

[blindecho6]

Last wingless harpy and her hellborn boyfriend :d

[kaivenom]

Warnings: cuts, blood, mentions of sex, just Patrick Hockstetter Masterlist

You lie down on bed, body arching from the previous activity, you insides feel like disolving and the cuts on your tights burning. You let out a small groan while you roll on the bed, trying not to make him aware of your pain. Patrick is humming a song while he starts to dress up, then he would go down your window like he always does.

"I am going." you could only huff at that, you won't ussually do that but tonight you feel extremely sensible, "What did you just did?"

"Why don't you can stay with me for one night?"

His intimidating figure got again on the bed and catched your wrists, never breaking that infamous eye-contact, neither did you. Seeing that you didn't flinch or get scared, he proceeded to pinch your nipples, a little to hard. You huffed again but didn't break eye contact.

"Bastard," you managed to get out of his grip, "i give all my body to you and you can't lay next to me for a couple of hours, go to your house but don't try to get here anymore."

You rolled and put a pillow above your head, like a little child. You expected a slap or another cut but you felt his weight falling next to you.

"Don't expect this very often, but i suppose that since you are the best fuck i have, maybe i should try to keep you... not sad, i don't want you to kill you because you try to escape."

Even with that crazy threat, you couldn't feel anything more that hapiness or at least, relieve.

[jymwahuwu]

I can see Jing Yuan pulling off shits like "I haven't been inside my wife for a day I feel like I could get a mara struck😩"

It might be a joke, but to some officials it was serious. They are MORTIFIED.

So they make sure you, his darling, his wife, his lover, his everything, give him his daily cockwarming or even better, letting him fuck you every time he gets the chance. It became a common occurrence for Bailu to visit Jing Yuan's residence 2 or even 3 times a week because of how hard the general has been fucking you every day (hell, she might as well stay at the mansion).

The only time he will stop breeding your eggs out is when you are finally pregnant. He will become hapi hapi guy, willingly take the suppressant to suppress his libido so his baby won't get hurt if he were to fuck you during pregnancy. But in exchange for having your pussy no longer bullied, you will get nausea, back pain, and so many things altogether.

At least after the baby is born, the amount of times he needs to fuck you a day is reduced as now he likes to spend more of his time with his baby.

Yet be ready, when the baby is big enough to even go training with Yanqing, Jing Yuan will look at you and be like; "another baby?🥺"

-CW: yandere, dub-con, breeding, pregnancy, humiliation

Wait…it's so humiliating that the officials arranged for us to be fucked by Jing Yuan…I love this 😣😩🥺💦👉👈 Like you knew you were inevitably going to be creampied by Jing Yuan… but now you were being fucked for a greater good…?

Jing Yuan…maybe just jokingly complaining about not having you by his side - you, his destined, only spouse and lover. The seat of divine foresight cannot cease for a moment. Although the general does not have to decide or be present for everything, the workload is still a heavy and irresistible burden, like some tangled threads. Sometimes the general can only give you a holographic kiss on the forehead and go back to work. Once, after a meeting of high-level officials in Xianzhou, Jing Yuan had a faint smile on his lips as he listened to how the officials responded to people's mara and their greetings to the general. General sighed, shrugged and said.

"I haven't been inside my wife for a day I feel like I could get a mara struck😩"

The officials were shocked by Jing Yuan's outspokenness. Remembering how the general was rumored to be doting on and attached to his wife, they all avoided his eyes in embarrassment and changed the subject. After Jing Yuan left, they slowly realized that this was a serious matter related to Xianzhou's foundation. Jing Yuan is one of the seven Arbiter-Generals. If the general gets mara struck now, who else has the talent to succeed on Luofu? Fu Xuan is indeed talented, but She is still… young and not as experienced as him.

Generally speaking, as a general's wife, you are not supposed to be present at the seat of divine foresight while he is at work to avoid distracting him. But you…shouldn't you have such an obligation…? To comfort your husband?

You don't know when, but you find that you are often sent to the seat of divine foresight or teleported to any planet where Jing Yuan is located. You are like a little hamster that is soft, sweet, and can be carried around, put in the general's pocket. Sometimes he wants to be considerate and give you private space, but in the end he can't help but want to bury his head in your chest and rub it. Jing Yuan really can't let you leave.

The officials studied your schedule and it was all sorted. According to Xianzhou's time and calendar, there won't be a day that goes by that you don't get fucked by Jing Yuan's dick. If there is a schedule mistake, they are remiss.

How humiliating was it to be wheeled in front of the General to be fucked…? You may have your own ideals and hobbies, but these must be put behind the daily schedule of "warming your husband's cock." You stood aside uncomfortably, listening to Jing Yuan correcting documents and giving instructions to his assistants. Your private parts heat up due to the uneasy waiting, knowing what you will face after his work is temporarily over…

Sometimes, Jing Yuan just pretends not to care. With no change in your expression, the general grabbed you and pressed you against his cock to keep you warm for several hours, until you burst into tears uncontrollably, begging him to move even a little bit... What’s more, the general even had a special room, put you there, and tie your legs apart and lock your hands on the head of the bed. All you need to do is open your legs and wait for conception...Those balls press and slap against your swollen petals, loudly, cream swirling inside.

Bailu was too pure to understand what was happening. She just checks on you. She thought that pregnancy was about returning to Vidyadhara's egg or something.

Until…you are conceived, and a little life is growing inside you. Jing Yuan sometimes thinks about using artificial wombs or other technological alternatives. Witnessing your nausea and discomfort, Jing Yuan felt really uncomfortable and asked for leave to take care of you (even though he was the one who impregnated you…), but at the same time… Jing Yuan really wanted to taste the sweet milk flowing from your breasts. … He can only suppress his desires. He knows he has to be a responsible, trustworthy husband to you.

After the baby came into the world, both Jing Yuan and Yanqing were overjoyed. Their small palms wrapped around Yanqing's fingertips. They inherited that beautiful white hair, the most striking appearance feature, but some look like you. They waddle and explore the world with their palms outstretched. Looking at the baby, Yanqing and you, Jing Yuan's face shines with pride and happiness.

As your baby grows up, Jing Yuan ravages you less frequently… But don't forget that after Jing Yuan fell in love, he decided on the name of the third baby in the family. With earnest hope, he caressed you again. "Another baby…? 🥺"

At the same time, Jing Yuan's health report is as usual, even better than before, without any signs of mara. The plan worked.

[empty-promises-too-much-to-count]

I regret every decision I've made

(I made a week long time stamp for the poll and I can't look at the results now(((((((

Wanna to get rid of my writer's block, but don't know what to write first

So

[tophbefong]

001. "There guys had plenty already, so why'd they want even more? Am I the same? I wasn't satisfied with the hapiness I had with Pochita. I kept dreaming about a better life. I guess we all dream about stuff like that, huh? I can't blame you, then. And I won't but… If you get in our way? You'll die!"

[malsfefanfics]

Constance: I'm going to beat Dubenich so bad even the people that look like him are going to bleed. Balthus: You won't get within a hundred yards. He knows your face. He knows all our faces. Constance: He tried to kill us. Yuri: More importantly, he didn't pay us. Constance: How is that more important?! Yuri: I take that personally. Hapi: There's somethin' wrong with you.

(Inspired by one of my favorite moments of Leverage: The Nigerian Job)

[bianotbia]

— 𝐈 𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐖𝐀𝐒𝐍'𝐓 𝐀𝐁𝐋𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔 [𝐡𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐲𝐮𝐧𝐣𝐢𝐧]

˗ˏˋ between heartbreak and fading memories ˎˊ˗

⤷ a/n : a little something I sent to a writing magazine but that wasn't accepted :') but I though it was too good just to be forgotten so I changed a few things and now it's basically a breakup letter to Hyunjin idk so cry with me <3

⤷ contains : ex!hyunjin x reader, could be more angsty [wc: 0.5k]

now playing : miss you by hyunjin

My dear fading hapiness,

Every day I blame myself for never being able to fully express my feelings for you when we still saw each other every day. After so much time, I accepted that speech was not one of my talents and that writing has always come easier to me, perhaps because this way I can be further away from the laughter and whispers of the wind when I tell it how I feel about you. I know that these words are not even half of everything that has gone through my head since the day I met you, but I do hope you believe me when I say that being with you was like a fever dream on a hot summer night. Feeling my body wander between the veils of reality and fantasy while I fought my mind to stay sane. But why stay sane when everything you make me feel is beyond rationality? Why try to argue with the universe when I would do anything to have you by my side, even if it killed me inside? It would never kill me. I had been in this limbo for a long time. Perhaps it was you who saved me, with your eyes that always found mine and your soul that also yearned to be found. I must admit that I have always felt a little envious of your artistic soul, for I believe that painting is a much more beautiful art than writing. Words on a piece of paper are nothing more than something that everyone already knows – letters that creat words, that create paragraphs, that create chapters and so on – but bringing to life a different painting for each emotion that is felt or each memory that is remembered is something so magical, so sensitive, so unattainable, just like you. I have always felt lonely in this life, like a ghost floating among the crowds, but even so you walked towards me and made me addicted to your gaze. Eyes that made me feel seen after living in the shadows for so long, like a forgotten toy that finally received the nostalgic love of its now grown child. A love that I wish I could keep just for myself forever, but that before I realize it slips through my fingers like the sand that sways in the whispers of the sea. I hope you find someone better to love, someone who isn't too broken inside so you don't hurt your hand when you try to reach their heart. It won't be hard, nor easy, after all the path to a soulmate is long and tiring. But I believe we'll meet again in the future and this will be nothing more than a memory that never existed, an echo of something that never happened, a love that never had the chance to be felt but that I will never stop feeling.

With love,

A memory I hope you'll forget someday.

— P.S.: I still wasn't able to forget you.

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[egypquotes]

It's the end of the year, with Christmas and New Year's celebrations. Did you know that the ancient Egyptians already had the notion of 12 months in the year and the celebration of the New Year? This makes me wonder what the gods were doing at these times. After all, regardless of the Christian meaning they forced on this date (since it was a pagan date before), it's a time for gatherings

It's Horus' birthday, so he clearly spends the whole day talking about it and wanting to receive gifts. Unfortunately for him, he's the typical case of people who only get one gift for Christmas and their birthday

Hathor is definitely organizing a huge family dinner and setting up a shiny Christmas tree in the middle of the palace. She lets Ihy put up the Christmas star

Imseti and Hapi definitely still think Santa Claus exists

Seth didn't want to go, but since he was forced, he's going to make it everyone's problem and bring the silliest arguments to the table. Unfortunately, no one is immune to Seth's annoyance, so they end up arguing a lot all night long

Isis just wanted an excuse to get the family together and celebrate, but half of the family hates each other and the other half is so distant that it's hard to find them. She spent most of the year getting them together for this party, so Isis definitely brought a lot of good food and several gifts for the ones she really loves

Thoth and Ma'at show up for two minutes to wish Horus a happy Christmas/birthday and then disappear back to their work

Anubis didn't want to be there and he really isn't. He stayed for the first half hour, saw the first fight and then sneaked out. He won't be seen again until January

Nephthys loves family gatherings and is the one who brings albums and takes lots of pictures

Sekhmet and Sobek keep betting on who can set off the most fireworks and have already burned a few things in the process

Osiris is wearing his beloved custom sweaters for Christmas. He makes Isis and Horus wear them too. And he is definitely the uncle who makes the stupid jokes at Christmas dinner, sorry but I don't make the rules

Serket keeps changing the song every five seconds because nothing pleases her, ignoring the others' complaints by skipping songs they like

Wadjet and Tawaret are trying to keep the children busy so they don't turn the palace upside down, but they keep getting distracted by talking and the cute decorations in the house

Ptah and Khnum are just in the corner, enjoying the few snippets of music they can hear while they talk about life. There might be a lot of crying in a few minutes

Kebechet really wanted to stay awake and see in the New Year with her parents, but she fell asleep in a few minutes and didn't wake up even with the noisy family

Gebe and Nut spend New Year's Eve in love and ignoring the rest of the family

Anput gives the best gifts for Secret Santa and New Year's Eve, but she always ends up getting things like socks and picture frames

On New Year's, it must be a different kind of gathering. Everyone gathers at the Pharaoh's (Horus) palace and there are drinking competitions, lots of beautiful fireworks and dancing. Everyone looks forward to the flooding of the Nile as the main attraction of the night and it is generally a very good time of year. I wonder if there would be as much chaos, but I can definitely imagine Ra making all the silly "I'll do it next year" jokes.

I really love the end of the year, I hope everyone is having a great holiday!

[notmybitch]

I wasn't able to watch yesterday and today's scenes with some peace and quiet until now. And I'm kinda glad I did because I was losing my mind watching everything. Sososo good. The smiles. The overall hapiness they both have. The flirting you guys. THE FLIRTING. I can handle having a little less scenes from them if when they are together they act like this. From the moment I saw Marta's little saunter and Fina said 'Buenas tardes, señora' I knew I was done for. Marta proposing an escaped to Madrid? God, if they actually go through with it and we finally get to see them together, alone and happy in their 'pisito' I'll legit start crying. It's so great to see them being all thirsty and in-love. I hope we get more of this for some episodes at the very least. The almost kiss turned into 'yes help me with the eyelash that got into my eye'? Funny but scared the shit out of me. Good luck for them Tasio is way too busy with his situation to even notice. I can't wait for Marta to know about her new half-bro 👀 and Fina's reaction might be epic too. I do hope they actually take keeping things hidden more seriously because I'm afraid maybe Rosa's replacement won't be as discreet. I loved today's introduction of Claudia's mother. She is hilarious. If she takes care of Claudia or if Claudia just gets back to the shop, then Marta and Fina should get that chance for that little visit to Madrid soon😏

[happymoxxy]

hey aym. we understand if you want a female spouse... maybe you want a male spouse?...

hey, we don't judge here! i'm sure the cult won't judge, or your family. as long as you are hapi :)

He's aromantic and asexual