#(is vibrating to the speed of light)

[amelie-isnt-french]

Protocol is actually just us Magnus Archives fans rapidly descending into s2-Jon-levels of paranoia. Granted, just like s2 Jon, we have reason to be paranoid, but it's still hilarious to see us all collectively scaling the walls of our enclosure while frothing at the mouth over our theories.

Jonny and Alex are playing us like a cheap harmonica and I'm so here for it

[beebeedibapbeediboop]

" 'Something the matter postwoman? "

[somerandomdudelmao]

[greatgatsbyhateblog]

the h in hog stands for homosexual. i am so normal abt this for actually

[desceros]

nicht-zuhause-sein (link to ao3 here) 43k

Leo licks the taste of the kiss out of his mouth. This is not for you.

f!reader, rated e. heavily inspired by house of leaves (pulling from both it and the myhouse.wad doom mod which is itself based off the book). horror, dubious consent (oh my god it's so dubious), smut, hypnotism, emotional manipulation, breeding kink, possessive behavior, (yandere? kind of. not really. eh? eh.), ptsd, panic attacks. this is a dead dove fic, so please do heed the tags.

i was going to post this on halloween but i have no self control so. enjoy ✨

[volkarine]

VILGEFORTZ vs. GERALT in The Witcher Season 3, Vol. 2 Trailers

[maxfieldparrishes]

vi: undercity's gonna eat you alive

caitlyn: .....

vi: ... it's me

vi: the undercity is me

vi: just in case you weren't clear

[stagefoureddiediaz]

More connecting them with yellow while they skirt around a proper conversation about how they actually feel 👀👀👀

[sydneyscarm]

can’t express to yall how much i’m thinking about the back n forth between syd & carm in that trailer.

[royalarchivist]

Quackity tweeted (then very quickly deleted) this tiktok video, but not fast enough.

As a reminder: tomorrow (Tuesday 4/11) at around 2pm PST, Quackity will be streaming with Luzu and introducing him to Tilin. He'll also, apparently, be taking a DNA test to determine whether Luzu or Wilbur is Tilin's father. 🤨

[turbulenthandholding]

After seeing today's trailer I am more convinced (delusional) than ever that this is the R.E.M. song we'll be getting in season 3 (previous speculation post I wrote here), based on their pursuit of a star and all of the chaos.

Hey what's the big deal?

Tell me how to feel?

I know where we boomeranged and fell from grace

Point me to the stars I'm up for the chase

I know where we fell on our face

Jump with me

You jump with me

-

I am vibrating at the speed of light

Take my hand, we'll wind up the night

Spin me, win me, lift me, kiss me

Trip me, trust me, cuss me, judge me

touch me now

you take my hand

you trust me now

you understand

[delicate-paint-stained-daffodils]

My entire brain is taken up by dragon age right now. It is fizzing up there, hyper fixation going HARD

[microcomets]

i've been drafting, revising, querying, and/or thinking about the same novel for almost 2 years now so i had forgotten the insane rush of getting a new project idea that you're excited about

[legobiwan]

Book of Bill spoilers

THEY ARE SO FUCKING DIVORCED I'VE ONLY FLIPPED THROUGH THE BOOK AND BILL IS JUST *OBSESSED* WITH FORD I CAN'T STOP YELLING

[thisisapaige]

re: spn revival talks

[kinnbig]

5 favourite kisses poll

tagged by @williamrikers thank you beloved 🥰❤️

here are some kisses that made me insane!! propaganda below the cut hehe

RamKing:

listen. listen. hear me out. this is maybe a different kind of kiss to the others on this list but i just feel so unhinged about it. Ram's thumb on King's cheek. the forehead touch. the way King's fingers tighten on the back of Ram's neck as Ram goes in to kiss him again. THE WAY RAM GOES IN OPEN MOUTHED YES THANK U PERTH NAKHUN FOR MY LIFE i think about this constantly. i have turned this exact moment of the kiss into a whatsapp sticker that i send to my groupchat probably daily. i will never in a million years feel normally about them. thank you for your time.

PatPran:

THIS KISS. THIS FUCKING KISS. this kiss changed lives. this kiss reset the timeline. this kiss cleared my skin and watered my crops. GOD. god this entire scene is insane it's so heartbreaking and so powerful. the moment Pran pulls Pat back in for this second (incredible) kiss fucking guts me every time. their chemistry is off the charts they want each other so much there's so much passion and pain and desire in this kiss and it's delicious and it makes me feral. i'm vibrating at the speed of light.

KinnPorsche:

there are SO MANY insanely good KinnPorsche kisses it was so hard to pick just one. but this one is my favourite because it's such a gorgeous culmination of the tension that's been building and building since they first had sex in episode 4. they want each other so bad it's almost gravitational. they both know they shouldn't but they physically can't stop themselves. it's not even a choice to kiss at this point - it just happens. it's gorgeous. there's nothing I love more than raw, angsty desire. perfect.

SandRay:

there were a lot of gooood kisses in this show but this one made me gasp out loud. WOW i'm noticing a trend with these. it's about angst and yearning and breaking tension that's been building for a long time. yes. i have a type. anyway this kiss was insane everyone say thank you FirstKhao

NonPhee:

lmao sorry for the behind the scenes gif. okay. of all the kisses on this list this is the one that made me YELL. i could not BELIEVE mine own eyes. holy fucking shit. this was everything to me. AAAAAAH god why is this gif 7 hours long. i can't stop watching. sorry this is meant to be propaganda but i don't have any thoughts left i'm just buzzing. this is so good. so hot. Barcode Tinnasit the man that you are. aaaaah.

tagging 5 people!!: @laesas, @perths, @divorcedmalewife, @chanbig, @days-of-storm 💖🥰 (no pressure and sorry if you've already been tagged!)