#(if you're a yank)

[theabigailthorn]

British producers be like: THEM: "We love this! Let us put our heads together and get back to you early next week!" SIX MONTHS LATER UNPAID INTERN FOR THAT COMPANY: "Everyone you spoke to has been sacked, we hate you fuck off."

American producers be like:

THE MOST IMPORTANT PERSON YOU'VE EVER MET: Hey kiddo do you wanna meet The Rock? Do you wanna meet Margot Robbie? Do you want to fuck my wife? I can't give you a job but gosh darn it you've got moxxy, let me put you in touch with Doug Bigcheese, the biggest producer in Hollywood! DOUG BIGCHEESE, EMAILING YOU BACK WITHIN 20 MINUTES: Hey kiddo, that guy said you're awesome! Lemme ask round town and in the meantime you can live in my house borrow my car and by the way have you met my wife?!

[emeraldblonde]

FINAL FANTASY VII REBIRTH (2024) dev. Square Enix

[what-am-i-doing-in-this-fandom]

Listen, I love OC x Canon as much as the next guy, maybe even MORE than the next guy ever could, but Stanley Pines would NOT date a person that looks like they're in their first year of College.

I'm sorry, but he wouldn't. MAKE YOUR OC MORE AGE APPROPRIATE RIGHT. NOW. 👇😠

[starry-bi-sky]

Stillborn? No, still born au -- Dani Phantom! Clone girl herself. :]

She can't exist in this au. And it's not that I don't want to add her -- although I'll be blunt, I don't, I'll be the first to admit that I think she's more often than not nothing more than a narrative deadweight used to prop up Danny and I don't like adding characters as props -- but her existence quite literally goes against and muddies the Vlad and Danny dynamic I have for this au. Ellie's existence in canon itself states that she was created -- and Danny's other clones too -- because Vlad gave up on trying to convert him to his side and decided to just make a son instead.

Something that just, doesn't happen in the stillborn-still born au. See, for folks who are only just hearing about this au or didn't see my post about Vlad in this au, he and Danny have a complicated love-hate relationship where they mutually want to adopt each other, but their morals and way of doing things -- mainly Vlad's insistence on getting revenge against the Fentons -- gets in the way of them being able to do that in full.

Vlad knows Danny wants him to adopt him, and is only fighting him on it because he refuses to let Vlad kill the Fentons for essentially killing the both of them. He's succeed in 50% of his goal. Canon Vlad never even made it to 1%. With that in mind, stillborn Vlad has no reason and sees no reason to clone Danny, he has his son. He just needs to convince him to let him avenge them both.

Dani simply has no place in the stillborn-still born au. And in fact, if Vlad did decide to clone Danny -- for whatever reason, -- it would damage his relationship with Danny damn near beyond repair. That's because Danny would view it the same way he views Damian's existence; as a replacement for himself. He would become beyond furious and hurt, and not for the typical 'I can't believe you cloned me, you creep!' reason, but for a 'I can't believe you cloned me, you said I was your son!' reason.

I am not pulling any punches here when I say Danny wants Vlad to be his dad just as much as Vlad wants Danny to be his son, there's just a lot of factors getting in the way. They are, as the french say, ✨mentally unwell.✨ Danny has a ton of abandonment and trust issues due to his experiences in foster care. He would immediately become jealous, insecure, and incredibly furious and hurt. He'd despise her on principal and want nothing to do with her, or Vlad for that matter. He'd just fucking haaate her. It's not her fault she was made but Danny doesn't really care, he's lashing out and pushing people away because he's been betrayed yet again.

The only way they could get along or for Danny to actually like her in any capacity would be if it was his idea to clone himself. Which is like, kinda obvious but considering most clone plots tend to be non-consensual it's kinda gotta be said. He has to have a hand in creating her, that's the only way I can see him liking her in any way. Or if someone other than Vlad created her. If Vlad clones him though, all bets are off the table and he'll despise her.

TL;DR: Dani can't exist in this au because she goes against the narrative I've got for the two most fucked up half-dead could-be-father-son duo in existence, but if she did exist Danny would despise her.

[eye-may]

Is Etcetera, Electra and Jemima also taller than Mistoffelees ,like pouncival and Tumblebrutus?

Or maybe they are the same height, or is it just that Jemima is still smaller than Mistoffelees? It would be pretty funny if the youngest of the tribe is taller than Mistoffelees too lol

HAPPY NEW YEAR! I hope you have a good new year <3

hhh Im getting my inbox out of order now but I think this question is great and I was too excited to answer it XD when it comes to character design I have always cared VERY MUCH about heights!!! and we love a short king uwu

so to answer your question...in the beginning, Jemima, Electra, and Etcetera, and Mistoffelees are all around the same height. however, as it has been established, the Conjuring Cat never remains on equal footing for terribly long before his younger compatriots inevitably outgrow him.

I like the idea of little Jemima growing to be at least a head taller than Mistoffelees lmao. Victoria and Pouncival on the other hand do end up being taller than him, but not by much. I think Electra ends up being pretty tall too; Etcetera enjoys a more middling stature when she's done growing.

so yes indeed, Mistoffelees is the smallest and slinkiest cat in the Junkyard! the good news is, at least in my fanverse, he's not too preoccupied with his unusually diminutive size. he does have magical powers after all, which makes up for...a lot XD and being small makes it all the easier to be sneaky and agile

[komsomolka]

sinophobia and ultraleftism makes some on surface seemingly educated people very stupid.

[frogfacey]

if I have to hear one more fucking yankee fibre artist say the phrase "yarn barf" you will be seeing me on the news

[enniewritesathing]

memory management (bullet)

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(Thomas barges in, gun at the ready.) "Hang on, Charles, I--"

"--ooohhh shit."

(The Werewolf wipes most of the blood away from his mouth with a quick swipe and lays a hand on his hip.) "Are you serious right now?"

"Weren't you listening? I told you to stay where you were! What's one more, anyway? Guess I'll have to kill you for being stupid!"

(Thomas squeaks; the gun rattles in his hands. Charles looks at his so called 'security' in disbelief.)

Charles: "What are you doing?! Shoot him!"

The Werewolf laughs. "Yeah, Thomas, shoot me!"

(Thomas steadies his shaking hands again.) "D-don't tell me what to do, m-monster!"

(The Werewolf drops into a stance and spread his arms. He laughs again.) "Here; let me make it easy for you."

"Pull the trigger. Pussy."

Thomas: "I-I'll shoot, I swear!"

(C'mon pull the trigger, just pull the goddamn trigger!)

Charles: (snarls) "Oh, fuck this! I'll do it myself!"

(In a blink, Charles grabs Thomas' wrist to wrangle the gun out of his hand and slams his fist into his face.)

Thomas: "What the--?!"

Charles: "GIVE!"

"ME!"

"THE!"

"FUCKĪ̵̭N̬̄̕G̛̰̚!"

"GUN̚͘ͅ!"

(Charles final strike liberates the gun from Thomas' head and aims it squarely at his forehead; Thomas throws his hands up in useless defense.)

Thomas: "W-w-w-wait, Charles! Don't do it, man! I'm sorry--"

(Charles smiles wide.) "Goodbye, Thomas."

(Thomas' head flings back with the force of the bullet exiting his skull. Blood and brain matter splatter behind him.)

(Charles laughs low as Thomas' body falls to the floor; The Werewolf glances his way.)

(Can't say he didn't warn him.)

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[vroomvroomthings]

The only silver lining to the Kimi thing is that it is unlikely he'll be treated as badly as Max was back then. They were assholes to a kid those days and I don't see the current grid behaving like that.

[fisheito]

Something about dark nova yakumo makes me want to bully him. Every time I see him I want to shove him in a locker or pour mop water on his head. I'm not sure why; I don't feel that strongly about his other alts but for some reason just thinking of him in a school setting turns me into a generic high school bully.

you're so right nonsy i could be standing under my angelic umbrella with the utmost compassion and empathy for the rough life of a high schooler but if yakumo walks by in his stupid oversized untucked shirt i'm gon na

[angeart]

After reading the rescue rambles all I could think of is if the hermits try to force Scar off that world and just how badly Scar would react to that and how far would he go in order to prevent that, to not leave Grian again.

I don’t like the idea of Scar possibly attacking his friends, but with how him and Grian were backed into a corner since the moment they entered this world, for a full year, I worry about how in Scar’s panic over not being with Grian again he wouldn’t care for much else besides finding Grian, no matter what.

I also really worry about what happened to Grian after he left, and just how long it takes to find him…

oh yeah. love this. it's exactly that thought: he can't leave grian again.

the last time they were separated (to your knowledge, anyway), grian almost died. granted, it's been a week back then, and now it's just been a couple of hours. but back then, they weren't actively on a run. they didn't have several big groups of hunters on their trail.

the panic and desperation he feels.

the way the idea of home and safety makes no sense to him, even as his friends—people he thought he'd never see again—reach out their hands to him and offer it. it can't make sense.

not like this.

not like this.

not without grian.

[brainrotcharacters]

goddamn it reid

so morgan actually insisted to remove spencer from the area because he was already onto the real killer? ok

[starry-bi-sky]

Danyal Phantom Doodles uhhh i’ve got a handful of Danyal Al Ghul drawings that I like enough to share.

[w1tchybusiness]

i could write a 100 page essay about what a fucking masterpiece warframe is. i will write many words in the tags. please readem if you want my 'tism.

[meownotgood]

aki turns around and glares at u like this when you're trying to reach up and play with his topknot while you're standing behind him

[blue-eyed-moon-child]

Ohh is this one with the new wig you mentioned somewhere?

Yeah! this one goes to my ankles but I need to fluff it up a bit and find a way to secure it to my head better

It's like 8 pounds