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Today on "Things Smitty and John say to each other" (expanded edition)
#this took way too long shdgdhgd#clothing folds (derogatory)#also first time doing something vaguely comic-like#RIP the VOD of their pre-purge session#it appears forever lost#so I don't know what#if anything#Smitty actually replied lmao#anyway I love these goobers#krii7y#smii7y#kryoz#bfduo
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i just think that Duke Thomas should like oink at Dick Grayson. I think that when Dick tries to come in Duke’s room and have like a weird sibling heart-to-heart, Duke’s like “u got a warrant, pig???” and Dicks like 👁️👄👁️. Duke passive-aggressively hands Dick a doughnut. And Dick doesn’t rrly get shit for being a cop/having been a cop bc most ppl assume he’s a stripper, so this is new to him.
#PLZ THE LAST LINE IS A JOKE I NEED EVERYONE TO KNOW THAT#ITS A FUNNY ONE#BUT ITS A JOKE#DONT YELL AT ME#dcu#batman#batfam#batfamily#bruce wayne#batkids#dick grayson#duke thomas#HE HAS SHENANIGANS THIS IS HIS SHENANIGANS#this post was inspired by 1. zac oyama beinf the funniest fucker 2. that one episode of new girl ifykyk#taxes talks too much#batfanon#but i have facts to back it up so truly is it#taxes fanon#if anything
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"Celeborn will be a calming influence on Galadriel" You fools. YOU ABSOLUTE FOOLS. YOU HAVE MISREAD THE WIFEGUY MANUAL. HE WILL BE 10/10 DOWN FOR THE UNHINGINESS. HE WILL BE GIL-GALAD'S SECOND HEADACHE. PREPARE FOR THE LESLIE KNOPE AND BEN WYATT OF MIDDLE-EARTH.
#i picture galadriel and celeborn as “very intense each in ways that are very different from one another but that just mesh perfectly”#if anything#my unhinged theory is that celeborn “won't” be that different in terms of personality from halbrand#in a way that will make the audience go: “oh. that's why galadriel was sweet on halbrand lol”#that scene where leslie and ben are wasted af in princess bride costumes and getting tattoos?#galadriel and celeborn in beleriand during their honeymoon and you will not convince me otherwise#rings of power#galadriel#celeborn#celedriel
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Okay, so on the topic of not wanting to bother making up regular human names for your AUs. I hope you know that three out of the four main humans in the original G1 cartoons first two seasons are named Sparkplug, Spike and Chip
None of these are ever indicated to be nicknames in the show so a regular human named Swerve or Jazz is 100% canon compliant by G1 standards
I have no idea if you've watched the G1 cartoon but in case you haven't
Oh yeah hahah I saw it~
Which is absolutely amazing because if the original creators didn’t give a shit about realistic human names? Why should I?

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wait for you ── jeon wonwoo


🤍 pairing, jeon wonwoo x reader
🤍 warnings, angst, hurt/comfort, established relationship, boyfriend wonwoo, mentions of enlistment, reader cries, kissing & skinship, wonwoo calls reader babe
🤍 summary, when the reality of sending your boyfriend off to military service hits you, it hits you hard. he's always there to comfort you, though.
🤍 author's note, wonwoo enlistment today i'm sobbing 😭 guys i am going to miss wonwoo so much you guys don't even understand...he was one of my first biases in seventeen so he's really close to my heart 🤍 wishing carats love during this time cause we're all gonna go through it aren't we ☹ come back safe wonwoo!!
🤍 now playing, space song (beach house)
🤍 word count, 653 | for @kstrucknet, @maestro-net
"i'm going to miss you," you say quietly, watching your boyfriend silently fidget around with his old-fashioned camera. wonwoo looks up from the lens quickly, sharp eyes on you as he gives you a soft smile.
"i'm going to miss you too, babe." his deep voice is sweet, lilting with comfort as he stares at you from across the table.
when wonwoo's enlistment date was announced, you had told yourself that you still had a month to spend with him, loving him and doing everything you could together before he left. time had flown so fast, and now you were here—the evening before he had to go.
even though wonwoo had taken you out for lunch today as a date, when the two of you returned home, the mood was thick with a feeling akin to sadness. you were sad because wonwoo was leaving you, and it hurt wonwoo just as much to think about—he wanted to be the bigger person and comfort your aching heart, but how could he do that when he was hurting just as bad?
"we shouldn't talk about it, though, okay? let's do something fun." wonwoo gives you a smile, putting his camera back in its case before standing up and reaching for your hand. trying to put a smile on your face, you take his hand, allowing him to lead you.
the two of you decide to watch la la land together, cuddling up on the couch as the movie plays out. it's a sweet movie, and you and wonwoo laugh, cry (mainly you crying and wonwoo comforting you), and marvel at the story together.
as the credits roll, you look at wonwoo with glossy eyes, the reality of his upcoming absence hitting you hard. his wire-framed glasses reflect the dark screen, and his eyes meet yours, face faltering just a bit when he sees you quietly crying.
"wonwoo, you can't leave me."
as much as wonwoo wants to make a warm joke to lighten the mood, but can't find it in himself to do so. in fact, wonwoo's fighting back tears himself, giving you a soft smile that makes you cry even more.
"baby, trust me. i don't want to leave you. i would be with you forever if i could." wonwoo laughs with a hint of hurt in his voice, pulling you to him as you let your head fall on his chest.
the unnamed tension between you two had finally been released, and you sat bundled up in wonwoo's jacket, tears staining his shirt as you inhale his soft scent. he's rubbing calming circles in your back, softly shushing you as he kisses your head.
"wonwoo?" you say after a few minutes of tears, having enough strength to sit up and pull away from your boyfriend. one of your hands is firmly wrapped around wonwoo's forearm, the other going to his fluffy hair to comb your fingers through it.
wonwoo leans into your touch, eyelids fluttering shut as he sighs against your cold fingertips. if he could, he'd stay in this moment forever—stay with you forever.
"i love you."
the sentence holds so much more weight than the usual confessions shared between you two, and wonwoo smiles, studying your features as he leans in, pressing a soft yet alarmingly searing kiss to your lips as he whispers, "and i love you. i'll always love you no matter where i am. that will never change, babe. just wait for me. i'll always come back—no matter how long it takes, i'll be back. even if it's only for you, i'll come back."
with those words, you feel a weight lift from your chest. even though you know you'll cry more tonight, and the morning when he leaves, you also know that the little dose of hope wonwoo just gave you will be the little dose that keeps you going until he returns.
#seventeen#svt#svt fluff#svt fanfic#jeon wonwoo#wonwoo#wonwoo fic#kstrucknet#maestro-net#wonwoo seventeen#wonwoo fluff#jeon wonwoo x reader#wonwoo imagines#wonwoo x reader#sigh#sorry guys#i had to okay#i had to get it out#jeon wonwoo i am gonna miss you so bad holy crap ☹#no gam3 bo1 for 2 years#how am i gonna make it#wonwoo you will be missed#you're the best#we will be here#waiting for you#if anything#......#i'll be here waiting for wonwoo's return
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red and the color gang but they all want him
#ene does art#avm#animation vs minecraft#avm ships#was that the tag#red avm#everyone else is mentioned i aint tagging all that#polysticks#if anything
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I SEE ONE MORE FIC OR BLURB OR WHATEVER DEPECTING ARKHAM JASON AS MEAN, ABUSIVE, OR PRACTICALLY ASSULTING THE READER, I'M GOING TO FUCKING SNAP!
MY MAN IS NOT LIKE THAT.
He is traumatized and not going through a good time, but he is shown to actually care about his men, even when he's harsh on them. And do people forget how he treated Barbara? Think about it: after everything Jason went through, would he really treat the person he loves like shit and abuse them?
NO, HE WOULD NOT.
#arkham knight#jason todd#arkhamverse#batman arkham knight#red hood#fanfiction#x reader#jason my beloved#jason todd x reader#dc#dc universe#PLEASE STOP DEPECTING HIM LIKE THAT#for the love of god#i'm losing my mind#ak!jason todd x reader#ak!jason todd#arkham verse#arkham knight x reader#sorry for the rant#i'm just trying to find good x reader stuff#and over half of it is smut#and jason being mean#i want fluff#if anything#he would be extremely protective#shoutout to that one post who said something like this#also i headcanon him as ace#but even if he wasn't#he definitively would not be ready for that kind of thing#he just needs a hug
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i love your 90s yaoi sniperspy it is in fact peak but i would still love to see some serious sniperspy from you some day if you would like to of course ,,
I think that day has come :)
#tf2#team fortress 2#tf2 fanart#tf2 spy#tf2 sniperiidk#idk if it's suggestive I hope it's not#I'm just goofin around#If anything#sniperspy
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can i finally ask you what you thought of miquella’s character treatment? i was so excited they announced a DLC for him bc i thought he really got the short stick in the base game, and i thought it was an exciting opportunity for them to redeem an explicitly not-cis character after the treatment Gwyndolin got… but im not psyched about how it turned out lol.
With all due respect I genuinely don't understand why people thought we were gonna get unproblematic Miquella. It's a fromsoft game. I am here to watch a tgirl go mad with divine power and kill millions.
#If anything#St. Trina's entire plotline is about how rejecting your gender nonconformity for the sake of power will only turn you more evil.#Like c'mon use your brain here
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as an American, I hope this works.

#seriously#if anything#will get through their thick skulls#it will be loss of profits#i feel like an NPC in a civilization game where the player doesn’t know how the game works#the empire is doomed and i can only watch#serious post#us politics#americans#america#usa#tariffs#canada#you’re doing right by yourselves#best wishes#canadians#canadian politics#international#international trade and world market#capitalism
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its the 10th anniversary and instead of feeling like a celebration of ensemble stars and its journey and like a love letter to the fans for keeping the game alive for this long it just looks completely unrecognizable baring next to no semblance of what made so many love the game to begin with. Just them using the 10th anniversary budget to do yet another experiment no one wanted. Definition of losing the plot
they hyped this anniversary up like crazy and like. i can see why bc they really Are doing alot with it. but "alot" doesnt make it good. theyre throwing so many things at us only for each new thing to feel as shallow as the last. its like theyre trying to hide the current state of enstars by putting brain numbing bandaids over it bc they know people barely engage critically with this game anymore, and if they just jingle some keys infront of us we'll forget all about their horrible bigotry and slaughter of our favorite characters. its exhausting to even look at
#nat rambles#whatever.#Who wanna create an enstars sub community where we live in bliss and get to act like the last ~2 years minimum of enstars never happened#the trickstar stuff is cute but ugh#That shouldve been the theme for the whole anniversary..... not trickstar exclusive...............#if anything
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reading their daughter call emily 'mummy' in your latest fic was really jarring. please don't do it again
Um i very much did it on purpose because:
a) in the fic their daughter was born, and is being raised, in the UK...so that's how she'd say it. If you paid attention - you'd realise every other character did pronounce it 'mom/mommy'.
b) i always have to 'correct' myself to the american way so for once wanted to write it that way because it was mother's day here.
Please don't tell me how to write my fics again xo
#vic speaks#my hater is back#if anything#this makes me want to write it that way more because i am petty af#hotchniss
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I wonder what I meant by this
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Hitting a rough patch does not erase all the progress you have made.
I promise.
#my post#inspired by#Gorlfriend the biked#because you have grown so much#and made so much progress#and I still see that#even though things are hard right now#if anything#things being hard#makes me see your progress even more
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Listen guys, please tell me someone sees what I see when I say that I hc that Edwin plays the cello. No matter what Edwin, comic, doom patrol, doesn’t matter but please see where I’m coming from.






PLEASE TELL ME YOU GUYS SEE IT.
#if anything#doom patrol#Edwin Payne plays a black cello#edwin payne#dead boy detectives#charles rowland#dbda#charles dead boy detectives#edwin dead boy detectives#edwin paine#kitty#george rexstrew#ty tennant#edwin and charles love each other in every universe and you can’t convince me otherwise
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