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Okay so I just read your fic and 馃憦馃憦馃憦馃憦
I do propose an image for you to think about based off that~ 馃憖
Aemond falling for a servant. Like one of those...milk maids? Idk the servants who do the actual breast feeding??
He would have milk whenever he wants frfr馃馃馃馃
Thank you, lovely! 馃挄
I think they are called wet nurses? 馃 But I absolutely LOVE this idea!
Aemond using his sway as Prince to get them to visit his chambers late at night, maybe even bribing them to not use as much of their milk throughout the day (maybe there are more than one nurse so no baby goes hungry) so by the time she shows up she's all but shoving her breasts in his face and he's in heaven
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If you want to be a little more on the dub-con side...
Aemond abusing his position to corner the nurse in some shadowy alcove, making her keep quiet with a hand over her mouth, and forcing her top down to get to her chest. Hiking up her skirt to get inside her cunt at the same time. Making her bounce on his cock while he sucks her dry while she fights back tears. Who would ever believe her?
#don't psychoanalysis me#i swear i'm normal#somewhat 馃槵#Aemond Targaryen#House of the Dragon#aemond one eye targaryen#aemond targaryen x reader#aemond targaryen headcanons#aemond targaryen smut#house of the dragon headcanons#house of the dragon smut#ewan mitchell headcanons#ewan mitchell smut#ewan mitchell x reader#ewan mitchell#the void answers
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Ford and Stan keeping each other grounded. Like of Ford's having a flashback from his years of dimension hopping or thinking about Bill and having nightmares, Stanley's there holding his hand or gripping his shoulders or hugging him and telling him he's alright and that nothing can hurt him anymore. Not while Stan's there. Or Stan having an amnesiac episode and he forgets who he is or where he is, Ford's there already grabbing his arm or pulling him into a hug and rubbing his back, gently telling him facts about who he is. Telling him about Dipper and Mabel and Soos and Wendy, and how he's safe. How Ford is there for him and telling him that he loves him and that he'll always be there him. That Ford is sticking with him.
They keep each other in the present time and place, reminding each other that there's someone out there who loves them. Who'll always protect them and look for them to the ends of the earth. Who will fight and die and live for them. Just two brothers who help the other heal and grow.
#oli talks#ooc#muns ramblings#mindless ramblings of a madman#gravity falls#gf#gravity falls stanford#gravity falls stanley#gravity falls ford pines#gravity falls stan pines#gravity falls mabel#gravity falls dipper#gravity falls soos#gravity falls wendy#gf stanford#gf stanley#gf stan pines#gf ford pines#stanley pines#stanford pines#stan pines#ford pines#stan and ford#sea grunks#stan twins#pines twins#original mystery twins#today's a Stan and Ford kinda day I've got so many thoughts and feelings on them and them alone you don't understand#i swear i'm normal
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Cursed Sex Toy concept: The Flutelight.
It's like a normal fleshlight but it has flute holes and a resonance chamber so it plays a note every time you thrust
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some crack ship that was a joke with my partner... isn't anymore /hj
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class doodle because YEAHHH english class is boring okay 馃
and i love this mf
also erm eeeerm explodes馃挜馃挜馃挜
#ramshackle#fanart#doodle#ramshackle fanart#skipp ramshackle#i swear i'm normal#trust me#last drawing is not anything weird 馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶 i just can't draw male anatomy for shit and i was practicing#the top surgery scars were a last minute addition because. tboy skipp hc. i love you tboy skipp you're not twinkified in my heart#also ngl it was pretty self indulgent#never let me cook again
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I slowed the movie down to admire the chase scene and found that Peter touches Miguel to get his attention... bro slides his hand down Mig's back and up his arm before asking for a photo. b r u h
:( 馃挃
#sorry the quality is bad i took pictures of my TV#i swear i'm normal#peter b parker#peter b atsv#miguel o'hara#atsv miguel#across the spiderverse#spider man: across the spider verse#spiderdads#atsv#spiderverse
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When the hiperfixation so good you can't form a single coherent thought >>>
#i swear i'm normal#i'm shaking#vibrating even#my dad just came up to me and asked me what yaoi is?#anyways#my blorbos are rotating in my head like in a microwave#tarias thoughts#mdzs#taria speaks#doai#doai sitcom au#bbc sherlock#fandom#gravity falls#shitpost#fanfiction#tumblr fandom
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for the love of god, please don't tell me i'm the only one who got emotional when starscream said "remember to take care of yourself" to hashtag in earthspark, like please, my heart-
#transformers earthspark#tfe spoilers#earthspark spoilers#starscream#tfe starscream#he is such a major comfort character of mine so like#hearing that made me CRY#i swear i'm normal
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it's september! hahaha!! who up evelyning their evelyn?!?! hahahahahaha??
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GUYS!!! THE CYCLOPS IN THE GOW: RAGNAR脰K VALHALLA DLC TRAILER LOOKS VERY SIMILAR TO THE CYCLOPS FROM GOW 3!!! LOOK AT THEIR MODELS!!! THEY BOTH USE A TREE STUMP AS A WEAPON!!! THEY BOTH HAVE A METAL BRACELET ON THEIR LEFT ARM!!! THEY BOTH WEAR SANDALS!!! THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS THE COLOR OF THEIR LOINCLOTH!!! PLUS IT MAKES SENSE THAT THIS CYCLOPS WOULD LOOK LIKE ONE KRATOS HAS KILLED, SINCE WE ARE FACING HIS PAST!!! LET ME COOOKKK!!!
#NonnTalks#I swear I'm normal#Y'all just need to understand my vision#I'm making sense right???#I hope you guys understand#GOW#God of War#GOW Ragnar枚k#God of War Ragnar枚k#GOW DLC#God of War DLC#GOW Ragnar枚k DLC#God of War Ragnar枚k DLC#GOW Valhalla#God of War Valhalla#GOW Ragnar枚k Valhalla#God of War Ragnar枚k Valhalla#GOW Cyclops#God of War Cyclops
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If Zib had craving (coHgh) what do you imagine it would be?
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i was trying to find something on my blog and of course i couldn't so i decided to try through tumblr archive and this is what it looks like now:
#i kinda died this is so funny i had to take a screenshot#i can't stop laughing#i swear i'm normal#this pic is just so pretty hdhdhdhd#i say whatever and whatever that i want*
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Would you guys think I'm crazy if I tell you guys I drink 1 litre of milk within the span of 24H
#lactose free milk#its just that good#our cups are big so 3 cups of milk basically empty the carton#i swear I'm normal
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Heeeey Sherlock Holmes chapter one fandom, can i join ?<3
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it's me and my unhealthy new wave obsession against the world
#it's becoming a problem#i have 274 songs in my new wave and synthpop playlist#i swear i'm normal#melody speaks
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You all don't wanna know how many times I went through that scene of Dante shirtless as he bared his wounds to prove to Alan he was real.
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