#(i probably am)

[strong-with-the-sarcasm]

DP x DC prompt #5:

(Let’s completely skip over the fact that I never did #2, hm?)

After seeing a post somewhere about Jazz as Constantine’s daughter, becoming a Warlock, I had ideas:

Court Warlock Jazz

Kind of like a Court Mage, one that handles all things Magic and mystical where as everyone else has the mundane, but Jazz would be delegated to the background instead of the backup.

Jazz, with her focus in psychology and caring nature, much prefers not to be fighting anyways.

Nevertheless, thanks to her progenitor thinking his firstborn makes for wonderful currency when trading with the forces of hell, she has become a brilliant spellcaster with a particular focus in warding off those with evil intentions.

With the High King of the Infinite Realms as her Contracted Patron, Jazz might be safe from being traded off as currency by her progenitor, but part of her new duties as "Court Warlock" include being the delegation between Justice League/Dark and the Infinite Court.

Including the latest drama about some artifact belonging to the Heir of Constantine's bloodline stirring up some trouble in the Living Realm....

[eyeoftheb3h0ld3r]

trying to be dark and mysterious but i have a fidget slug keychain on my pants that goes click clack when i walk

[wolfiestarzz]

sometimes I wonder where the people in mcsm got their makeup from. How the hell did Harper have green eyeshadow? Where was Clutch getting her eyeliner from? How did the the scavengers and the people guarding Romeoburg's remains get all the eyeliner from?

[biggentlemenking]

I hate how there's not a universal tag for young winchesters works. Yes they're always great, but right now need them when they're young and innocent and more wrong than usual. And I don't know how to find them

[miradelletarot]

Ok... I'm going to preface this by saying to please forgive my ignorance here because I really just have no clue what any of this means, and I need some guidance here.

Also, yes, I've googled a bunch of stuff, but some of it was conflicting info, and I think I'd rather just ask a bunch of ppl who likely know and understand this better.

For context: I'm straight. I grew up in a VERYYYYYY NOT Lgbtq friendly environment. My understanding of anything relating to the beautiful tapestry that is the Alphabet Mafia is sadly quite limited. Very surface-level. I try every day to understand more so I can support everyone better. (Horrible, hateful upbringing be damned).

Which brings me to my questions I guess. After a conversation with some lovely ppl last night (and what research I've been able to do) I have discovered that I'm demisexual. Which, frankly... Explains SOOO much about myself. Literally. Mind blown 🤯

I...I feel relieved that I understand an aspect of myself better, but I'm also left with more questions.

I understand it's part of the Ace spectrum. This I'd like to know more of. How big is this spectrum? What are the differences? Are there layers to one's demisexuality? I'm sure there are? Right? I know it doesn't matter what your sexual orientation is, but I'm still full of confusion lol.

Some resources say that yes this technically means I'm Lgbtq. Though, I have read a couple that say I'm not. I need some clarity on this one bc I don't want to insert myself somewhere I don't belong. If that makes sense...

Idk, if there's anything else I should know to make this all make more sense I'd appreciate it. Links, books, discord servers, one on one chats, idc. I am happy to learn!

I feel like I've learned more about myself as a person in the last few months than I have in the last...well...forever. I suppose.

Also I'm really sorry if this sounds really dumb or if I came across offensive in some way. The last thing I want to do is offend or hurt anymore. I just want to understand all of this better so I can, not only understand myself, but others in a more thoughtful way. The last thing I'd ever want to do is disrespect anyone.

[thatgirlmegan]

[ashwoods-21]

Ok I feel like I’ve officially read everything there is of Jay-centric fics on ao3. I’m this 🤏 close to reading stuff I don’t even like or understand (like Aladdin and jasmine being Jay’s real parents) just to read about Jay. Please someone make more or tell me where else I can find more I need it. Give me abused Jay, happy Jay, insecure Jay, magic Jay, anything.

[hufflepuffninthdoctor]

So, um, the "progression of height" in At the Risk of Feeling Dumb? The higher they get, the higher the risk of harm if they fall?

And how, the longer that the vulnerable friend is alone, the risk of self harm is higher?

[thatgayoctopus]

I love Tumblr bc there's always at least two(2) other people obsessed with the same Random Ass Cartoon Guy™ as me. My heart goes out to the people suffering in obscure cartoon mad scientist hell alongside me, and thank you for always liking my art ♥️

[yeonggisbitch]

the man that killed ada kinda (just kinda) looks like prospero..like his profile at least looks like him for me. could this be why ada was so obsessed with him?

[zoomzooomfast]

So one of many parts of me explaining my sims HC's of how the sims universe is

Part One The Timeline

So Sims 3 is messy in the timeline because different worlds take place at different times so that will be noted when needed

The Sims 4 is similar in difficulty but also different because" it's an AU" so the Sims 4 is taken lightly on the timeline with parts that will be built upon later in explanation posts

the baseline of years are also based of the constant characters of the goths and the fact that sims 2 came out in 2004

-Sims 3 Twinbrook- between 1900-1910(The Curious brothers grandfather was a toddler)

-The Sims 3-Late 1950s-Early 60s

-Sims 3 Monte Vista, Roaring Heights -Late 60s-early 70s(The Montys and Capps are still young and growing a there families)

-Sims 3 Midnight Hollow, Lucky Palms, Moonlight falls-Mid 70s-early 80s(The Summerdreams are young adults, The Dreamers are young adults, Nervous Subject is a toddler)

-Sims 3 Aurora Skies -Some time during the early 80s (The Beaker siblings are alive and Loki is a child)

-The Sims 1- the late 80s-early 90s(The goths are adults and Cassy is a young child with out her brother Alex)

-Sims 3 Sunlit Tide-between 1986-1988( I know this is really specific but if the pleasant twins are between 14-16 in 2004 they had to be born between 1988-1990 and Mary-Sue and Daniel are on their honeymoon in Sunlit Tide. This also takes into account the theory that if The Sims 1 had a teen life stage Daniel would have been a teenager.)

-The sims 4 Horse Ranch and Cottage Living-Mid 90s-Late 90s (I put these two together earlier than The Sims 4 because Mortimer's aunt Agnus and her "Dead Husband" are elders)

-Sims 3 Dragon Valley-Mid 90s(John and Jennifer Burb are unmarried and Lucy isn't born yet)

-The Sims 2- 2004-05 (This is the baseline year with Bella being abducted in the Summer of 04 and then I am guessing the events of The Sims 2 take place between Summer 04 and then Summer 05 given the handful of pregnancies we know of and the fact that Seasons start in the winter with the exception of the Greenman who start the next spring)

-The Sims 4- the 2010s-Present ( Look at the game and tell me you don't think it takes place in the 2010s it might just be the fault of the game being stuck in 2014 in style)

-Sims 3 Lunar Lake- 2020s ( I just feel like its the vibe of Lunar Lakes plus if Mathilde Goth is the third goth child that would have had to be born after Belles abduction in the 2000s she would be a young adult now pretty much )

-Sims 3 into the future-"New World Hundreds of Years into the Future" (this is a direct quote from the back of the Disc)

Parts I want to but somewhere else on the timeline but I am not sure where I would

The Sims 4: My Wedding Stories- In My Wedding Stories Arnessa Thebe talks about how she misses her Aunt Queen and Uncle Eetion. And how her and her dad{Queen's Brother} would visit them time to time when she was a kid. So this just creates a wired gap I have yet to figure out yet.

Princess Cordelia Thebe- So still being on my Thebes issue. In the sims 4 in text it suggest that Princess Cordelia lived at least 100 or so before the events of the sims 4. But Arnessa is referred to as her Descendant which to me suggests more than 5 generations But I think that maybe Arnessa is like her great-great granddaughter. because in 100 year you don't really get decedents you get great-great grandkids. Maybe Cordelia never got to meet if she was older and had a kid or two.

If you read this whole thing WOW. If your wondering what I am on to come up with this much of a sims everything timeline my answer is hyperfixation and Cherry Slush Alani. I think its wild this is just my like baseline timeline to without any like actual headcanons besides estimated ages.

[i-eated-paint]

was I the only one who saw this

[lucadrawss]

MY FUCKIMG GARLIC BREAD

THE ONE THING THAT DIDN'T MAKE ME SICK

GONE BEFORE I HAD A CHANCE TO EAT IT

[poltoreveur]

“you can’t hyper fixate on a fictional character” yes.

[cloudydreamingart]

Does anyone else just kinda

Take their fav characters by the throat and Shove them into a wildly different fandom for no apparent reason just to see how you think they’d either look or react to it?????

Am I insane???

[littleolfandomblog]

the idea that andrew and aaron are skinny pisses me the fuck off

like andrew benches the same as matt and is five foot nill. you think you can see his bones?? man eats so much sugar and ice cream because his metabolism must be insane. yeah i don’t think so. chubb power to my favorite goalie