#(i am okay 👍 i will not explain the hours and you will be okay with that)

[moonchild-in-blue]

I know I'm pretty mia lately (life is kicking real hard), but WHERE TF IS ADAMROSS??

(his Instagram is just deactivated)

Snap Snap Boyfriend pls come back 🥺

[lonigiri]

model chapter two; mew meister

masterlist

"you live in my dream state"- see you again by tyler, the creator

(after the dog picture on twt theres a written part 👍)

"you're fucking kidding me." she deadpanned. "language ms. ln." the professer warned shooting her a warning look. "this is your model. you failed to give me a name and contact information for one of your own so i have assigned one for you. you were made aware of this at the start of the semester, and when the project started. there is no reason for any suprise." the tall male had a semi-smirk on his face. she noticed this obviously, she was staring at him like a hawk. why him. of all the men on this campus. HIM. she doesnt even know his name for crying out loud, she just knows he's weird. and she doesnt want to get to know him. her eye started twitching slightly when her professer started explaining to the tall male about what being her model will entail. spending hours, upon hours, with her, basically a helping hand whenever she needed it. sure it sounded great to any normal girl, spending hours with the university's starting middle blocker. but for her it sounded like hell.

they walked down the hallway side by side. his hands burried in his black sport jacket. she noticed the back said kuroo. must've been his name she thought. she chewed the inside of her cheek. she knows she should say something, but she just doesnt like him. plain and simple. she thinks he's weird and he just gets what he wants because he's attractive. "whats your twitter." she begrudgingly asked his eyes widened. "um, well, can you just give me yours, my username is kinda long and awkward." "uh, okay?" she looked at him like he was crazy, and i mean, she wasnt wrong. she gave him her twitter account and they went their separate ways.

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[unkownbee]

Eliza: Stop doing that.

Alexander: Stop doing what?

Eliza: Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you.

Eliza: Can you name a single city in Oklahoma?

Alexander: Oklahoma City, bitch!

('Tis a joke. Ham would never swear at his lovely wife)

Alexander: Where did you get that tomato soup?

Eliza: It’s actually a bowl of ketchup I just microwaved.

(When Eliza's too tired to put effort into cooking actual food)

Alexander: So you like cats?

Eliza: Yeah.

Alexander: Tries to impress her by slowly pushing a glass off the table.

Alexander: You got a date yet Eliza?

Eliza: No.

Alexander: Well you do now! Get your ass up and hold my hand!

Eliza: You’d be stupid to lay a hand on me.

Alexander: Oh, you’d be surprised how much stupid shit I do.

(She's mad at him because he swore in front of baby Philip and Angie)

Alexander: Thought I was meowing back at my cat for the past hour, but it was just me and Eliza meowing at each other from different rooms in the house.

(I don't know if they would actually do this, but I like to believe they would <3)

Alexander: Snow got me feeling some type of way.

Eliza: That's hypothermia.

Alexander: Damn, the paramedics told me it was the magic of Christmas.

(Eliza is very much concerned and trying to get him to go inside and sit in front of the fire)

Eliza: The first time I saw you, you stole my heart.

Alexander: But I'm a kleptomaniac, so that doesn't mean anything.

(Oh, it means everything <3)

Eliza: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Alexander: Okay.

Eliza: And make out during the scary parts.

Alexander: Th-

Alexander: The scary parts.

Alexander: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

(Yes, Alexander. She didn't stutter. The scary parts. Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl)

Alexander: I’m so tired.

Eliza: Did you get to bed late?

Alexander: No.

Eliza: Did you do something strenuous?

Alexander: No.

Eliza: Then why are you tired?

Alexander: I’m alive.

Eliza: Sounds exhausting.

(Eliza is right. Being alive is super exhausting 😔)

Alexander: Can I have 2 straws with that milkshake?

Eliza: Aww-

Alexander: With 2 straws, I can drink it double as fast!

(No, because he would definitely do this. You can't prove otherwise)

Alexander: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you.

Eliza: That's great, Alexander. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 10 years and have 4 children.

(Ham just got back from drinking with his friends. He's drunk 😁)

Alexander, trying to flirt: So, you come around here often?

Eliza, confused: I mean, this is our house, so yeah.

Eliza: Alex, could we go shopping? All the snacks are gone.

Alexander: I AM LITERALLY RIGHT HERE?!

Alexander comes home absolutely drunk, undresses, and stands in Eliza’s bedroom.

Eliza: Babe, are you.. coming to bed?

Alexander: No thank you, I’m sure you’re lovely but I have a girlfriend.

Alexander: Lies on the ground and falls asleep.

Eliza: ...

Eliza: We're literally married, though???

(Again, Ham is drunk 😁👍)

Eliza: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?

Alexander: It was autocorrect.

Eliza: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me"?

Alexander: Yes.

(Yeah, that happens sometimes. Totally 👍)

Eliza: Alexander, can I speak to you for a minute? In private.

Alexander: Ooh, someone's in trouble. It's me. I don't know why I did that.

(Again, Ham swore in front of the kids)

Eliza: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives.

Alexander: I wake up at 4:30 AM every day.

Eliza: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.

(And that's on those rare occasions that he actually does sleep)

Eliza: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake.

Alexander: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear.

Eliza: ...

Eliza: You mean ring bearER, right?

Alexander: ...

Eliza: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

(He totally is. As he should 😌✨)

Eliza: And have you learnt anything this Christmas, Alexander?

Alexander: …Not really.

Eliza: Nothing?

Alexander: Tell you one thing I have learnt—Christmas; ultimately, commercial holiday. Who's the real winner at Christmas? Amazon. they have drones now! Tiny little dystopian slaves delivering iPads and headphones. I ordered a toaster; It was on the doorstep five hours later! Do we need that? It was 4.99! For a toaster! I mean, someone's being exploited there.

(And that, kids, is the true meaning of Christmas. Exploiting people into buying stuff that they don't really need under the guise of it being worth it. That also fits for Black Friday, actually-)

Alexander: Alright, so the vampire's gravestone is—

Eliza: Cenotaph.

Alexander: What?

Eliza: It's only a gravestone if it marks the location of a body. A monument honouring someone whose body isn't present is a cenotaph.

Alexander: I'm... not sure that's how it works if the body gets up and walks away on its own.

Eliza: There's a precedent for gravestones being reclassified as cenotaphs if the body is later removed and reinterred elsewhere. There's no rule that says the body itself can't do the removing.

Alexander: Okay, but the body is very much coming back. That's kind of what we're here to accomplish.

Eliza: So it's a temporary cenotaph.

Alexander: And naturally our greatest concern here is avoiding semantic ambiguity.

Eliza: Semantic ambiguity is how vampires get you.

(I just thought this one was silly. I liked it)

Alexander: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.

Eliza: Steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to her knees and sob while apologizing profusely.

Alexander: That one. I want that one.

Eliza: I still have no idea how I’m attracted to you...

Alexander: Yeah, well, you’re stuck with me, and no take backs, honey.

[kieuecaprie]

On a whim, I decided to play on a different fork of Space Station 14 after a particularly rough round on Salamander (It's been getting highpop lately so it's been pure chaos and it's hard to keep in character as Adalite, a skittish and sweet reptilian, when so many bad things are happening.).

After hearing a good first impression of it from a friend, I chose to play on the Delta-V server and ported Adalite over to get my hours in.

First shift was a latejoin as a janitor, pretty much was uneventful, I just wanted to hop on to get myself situated with the community. And because I could not play Janitor on WizDen, lmao, that role is about as hard to get into as AI is right now.

Second shift was extended and I wrote up a greentext-like story to explain what happened. Feel free to click the read more:

> Be me, Adalite Tosimizu, Janitor aboard the station Lighthouse in the Delta-V sector > Just an average shift, clean stuff up, pick stuff up, dump it > Recycler windows kept breaking. Adalite's knowledge of building comes in handy and a reinforced window is created > Befriend a clown who fell into disposals (They were later called out by CC for not being clown-y enough) > Head to Epi to deal with a spill that cannot be cleaned with water. > It's potassium 💀 > I use a cleanade after failing and everything is a-okay! 👍 > I crit 💀 > Get taken to medical by the Mystagogue > It was just radiation > Okay, everything is good again! 😄 > Take a break to play Vamo Alla Flamenco on the guitar that was left lying around. > Vibe for a moment until… > Be… me? Adalite? Huh? ❓❓❓ > Confusion abound as both Adalites check each other out. > Turns out the paradox anomaly is just as confused as I am. > We immediately hit it off! 😀 > Do an impromptu team-building exercise with the slime coming out of the vents. > Holy shit, my clone is so nice! > Continue as normal, just now there's another me, I guess. She seems chill, so… > An explosion happens in north-west maints... 💥 > Decide to foolishly go investigate. Bad idea. > Nearly crit myself again, scrambling to escape maints with an emergency crowbar. 😰 > Comms light up. It's Nukies. 😰😰😰 > Head to bar to hole up for a while, meet my clone again. > Explain to her what happened, break down crying from nearly dying again. She consoles Adalite. 🤗🤗 > Everything appears to be normal again, lone-op got got, so it's just a little messing around with the new speed boots Epi made for everyone! (They had 20) > It's evac time. Shuttle was not recalled. > Head to the shuttle with Adalite and sit down. > Shorkie got captured in the chaos 😭🦈 > Make it to CentComm with Adalite and head for the bar for some peace and quiet. > We chat for a little bit before I realize I lost my blue shork in the chaos. 😔 > She gives up her pink shork and we end the round hitting each other with our own Weh-Wehs. > tmw it was an admin who was playing Adalite's paradox anom this entire time.

>Be me, KieueCaprie, sitting in lobby lamenting how scary and cool the paradox anom was. >See this in OOC:

😭

For the uninitiated, Paradox Anomaly is a midround ghost role exclusively on Delta-V which makes a complete clone of a random crew member. Your goal is simple: * Befriend yourself and make sure they get out alive * Kill and replace yourself from the universe you found yourself in. * Make it back to Central Command alive and unrestrained.

SIKE! It's not simple! You cannot greentext as a Paradox Anomaly! You basically get a choice of RP branches. It's pretty cool and to see it be used on me in my second shift on Delta V was both scary and cool, and heartwarming when it turned out the paradox anomaly was really sweet, just like Adalite.

Maybe I'll check out the other forks too someday but having a good first experience in Delta V is really something. Think there's RMC14 and Frontier I'd like to check out.

[skimmingmilk]

I'm going to ask this as calmly as I vsn because of randomly woke up at 4 am to see this on my timeline and I'm half awake rn....

BUT HOW DO YOU MANAGE TO WRITE OUT ALL OF THIS GOODNESS IN SUCH DETAIL IN LESS THAN 24 HOURS?! What skill points did you gather to make it happen to such a pristine extent? I NEED to know your secrets /pos

But jokes aside, wonderful little story as always 👍

I'm going to try and answer coherently because I'm still awake at almost 2am for reasons beyond me xD but thank you!

I honestly can't explain it!! I wish I knew :') I've been stuck on the same part of a chapter for "When the World Breaks" for months, but this just popped into my head about an hour after I watched it while I was making a balloon arch for the work party and it stayed there all day until I could crawl back to my computer, lol

I think the trick might be to not overthink it. I wrote as much of it as I could in one sitting, with one break to drive home, and didn't give myself time to start second-guessing or adding onto it. It already ended up way longer than I expected, originally I planned on stopping with Tails seeing Sonic on the steps of the university with this feeling that things would be okay, but then they started talking instead xD I do like the pep talk though! I'm glad I added a bit more of a moment for them. I'm very happy with this version <3

It's not pristine by any means though, omg, I already found a few things to edit, lmao. But, again, I didn't give myself time to overthink it. I know that's when I get in my own way.

Maybe this insight will help me make some progress on my longer fics. We can only hope <3

But thank you so much, I'm delighted you enjoyed it! Your fic senses must've been tingling, lol. But I hope you're able to get back to sleep and get more rest!

[streamdotpng]

Coffee Enid [#4] 👍🥐

Enid was absolutely swamped with helping Yoko at the bakery, the numerous "meetings" they all had together about the business, and continuing to gain funds to pay off the stand. It was stressful owning a business, but Enid enjoyed the trials and successes everytime dhe got to unlock the shop, and prep for the day it was like a soothing routine for her!

She loved it, however, she hoped people wouldn't notice she was slightly late opening the shop.

The day went on with Enid making various cups of coffee and handing out different pastries and sandwiches to her customers, soaking up the smiles and joyful vibes that ran through.

Just when she thanked her sixth customer of the day, she appeared. To which Enid leaned upon the counter smirking.

"Hello, small, dark, and handsome. What can I get you today?"

Wednesday glared that causing the wolf to chuckle.

"Yes, you can. By explaining why you are two hours-thirty-six minutes, and forty seconds late on opening your establishment. You are always punctual, what happened?" The goth stared deep within her soul awaiting an answer.

Enid only leaned back rubbing the back of her neck nervously. "Just things is all."

"Things? Shall I kill things if that meant it would cause a genuine smile on your face?"

"What? How did you- have you been watching me this whole time??"

"That's for me to know, and you to never find out."

Enid stared at the short woman in front of her - a grin forming on her lips. "You're weird as shit."

"The feeling is mutual, now answer my question or I'll find out on my own."

"Okay, Ms. Detective - I'm not talking since you wanna be like that," Enid crossed her arms and turned her head, not noticing the challenging glint in the goth's eyes. "I don't mic business with pleasure."

"So be it."

Enid giggled as she rested her hands on the counter. "Now you answer my previous question."

The goth smirked, crossing her arms in front of her chest. "No. You figure it out."

Enid grinned as she winked at the woman before going into the back to wash her hands, then begin making the woman her order.

A large quad over ice, a BLT sandwhich with spicy mayo, and a new item on the menu; mini black berry cobbler.

Enid placed the order in the bag and handed it to her.

The goth gave a confused glance at her then the register, then back to her directly in her eyes.

"Aren't you gonna give me mt total?"

"Mm, no. Gotta make sure my stalker detective is fed for her investigation."

The goth growled placing her bag lightly on the counter and fished for her wallet.

"No! Don't you dare, take it and leaves."

"Ludicrous, I am paying."

"Take. The. Food."

"No."

"Dammit woman take it!"

"No!"

"If you put that hundred dollar on this counter I will throw you out of here."

"Is that a threat or a promise?"

Enid glared at the woman before walking around the counter and grabbing the woman as if she weighed nothing, gripping her collar and carrying her out of the shop before setting the dazed woman on the ground and returning from inside with her order and her dollar.

"Have a good day kitten!" Enid said waving at the shocked goth while she returned inside her shop.

The wolf laughed as she watched the dumbfounded woman leave with a deathly vengeance.

She was cute. Hopefully, she'll come back again soon.

Omygod, Enid got the backbone to flirt with Wednesday, good for her. Small short and handsome, you bet Wednesday was screaming in her head and it's why she glared

Then Wednesday got scruffed so easily, that's gonna haunt her nightmares for DAYSS

I feel like Enid would pause when she'd realize that she touched a customer. ".. Can I get sued for this?"

[demonir]

I spent all day yesterday with my mom talking abt a lot of stuff but amongst all those things she let me intensely infodump about tf2 for hours and I got to show her a lot of things, here are the highlights of me showing tf2 to a white uruguayan 53 year old woman who’s only game experience is bejeweled

I first gave her a very surface level rundown of the game plot which she found nonsensical the more questions she asked, I showed her the meet the merc vids first and at the end of each I gave her extra info about them

She thinks heavy is interesting and she’d probably like him more if he was put in a normal situation where he’s just a civilian living life, she never made a fat joke abt him so lets fucking gooooooo 👍👍👍👍👍👍

Her feelings on scout are mixed and didn’t like when I said he was one of my favorites, she said I need to like smarter people (this will be her downfall later) she did like him a lot more after we watched Expiration Date and found him and Miss Pauling endearing (she was great at picking up the subtext which surprised me) also asked her what age she thought scout had and she said 19 or 20 😭 then made a joke abt his baby face when I told her his actual age

Engineer scares her a small bit and does NOT understand how he’s my number 1 favorite (it was so hard to pretend I am normal about him in front of her) thinks him playing the guitar with a glove is stupid. I explained to her a bit of the conagher family story and she said that dell basically got the short end of the stick (because he’s tasked with fighting in the war AND maintaining the australium immortality devices when australium ran out) 😭

Thinks sniper is okay, I asked her what age she thought he had and she said 50 LMAOOOOO when I told her his actual presumed age she went “oh damn then I’m doing GREAT for my age”. I went on a huge tangent about the comic’s timeline and plot just to explain to her how he’s not ACTUALLY australian and she got sad abt him :( I did not tell her abt the jarate until a lot later bc I knew it would irredeemably ruin her image of sniper, I explained to her the game mechanic and as I was going to say “it gives the enemy a negative effect” she cuts me off and goes “yeah it makes them die from embarrassment” she also made a jarate pun in Spanish that I can’t remember at all rn I’m so sorry

Did not understand a single thing demoman said in the entire video and I don’t really blame her, her English is not good or that advanced it’s quite strange because she can understand some random complex words but had to ask me what “screw you” means so yeah she didn’t understand demomans accent she did however notice it was the same voice actor as heavy. I told her about demomans background and story and she found it so incredibly strange but wished for him to recover from alcoholism because it’s not good for him 💜 I told her abt demomans charms but she wasn’t quite charmed herself sadly (she did enjoy him in emesis blue)

Like mother like child, the Meet The Spy video was her favorite out of the bunch and she very quickly clocked in on the fact spy is scouts father without me saying anything, she said that from a technical standpoint spy is the most valuable mercenary on the team (goddamn not even the medic got considered) she also enjoyed him a lot in Expiration Date and Emesis Blue, I think hes still her favorite as of right now. Also we watched lil pootis and she laughed SO hard when I told her blu spy divorced blu ma and got with blu engie. She also frowned when red spy left lil pootis in the hallway alone and made jokes about mistreating his grandson

She did NOT like meet the medic or medic himself, absolutely creeped out by him and when I told her medic is one of my favorites she looked at me and went “your concept of what’s “comedic” and “fun” is very wrong and I hope you never get a boyfriend because I’m afraid of what you’ll bring home”….. I don’t know if she was serious or not 😭 I also never mentioned liking medic that way but I guess she fucking clocked me for it anyways. I tried to give her some medic propaganda and she found him tricking the devil to be very funny, I haven’t asked her if her opinion on medic has changed after watching emesis blue tho (I’m very curious to know since it’s a very different interpretation of him) I haven’t told her a single thing about heavymedic because I am afraid of what she’s gonna do with the knowledge of tf2 ships and I’m probably gonna keep it that way. She did seem charmed by the way medic genuinely loves his doves since she’s an animal lover herself

Soldier scared her a bit but mostly confused her, her initial reaction was rejection because of his ultra patriotism, nonsensical lines and violent tendencies however he grew onto her rather quickly to even make it to like second or third place on her list of favorites mainly because I told her about his raccoon sanctuary and the fact he is a great boyfriend (I didn’t tell her abt the naked honey fighting… I’ll show her later) and a great friend to demoman as well (she finds their cross faction friendship adorable)

Pyro absolutely TERRIFIES her she was utterly horrified by the meet the pyro video and doesn’t know what scares her more, the idea that pyro doesn’t know what they’re doing or that they do and do it anyway. I didn’t get to tell her abt pyro becoming a CEO in the comics but I’ll mention it eventually, the interpretation of them in emesis blue probably did not help her be less scared of pyro lmao. Also she thought the baby mercs in the meet the pyro video were oddly adorable and wants one….whatever that means

Overall she said the age of the game shows itself in the videos with their quality and what not and I also told her they were animated using SFM and briefly explained how it’s a free software fans have used for years to make fan content. Also she thinks the blu spy head in the freezer is the FUNNIEST shit ever

Her thoughts about Expiration Date:

She noted how this was obviously more recent because the quality was better

When she saw scout asleep in the van she went “that’s how I sleep”

She picked on a lot of details that I didn’t think she would and actually hearing her thoughts about the video after was rather fun, she did note how scout had used what he learned from spy later on the fight against the bread monster with miss Pauling for example

Nearly screamed when the bread monster ate the dove and let out a sigh of relief when she saw it was ok

Found scout very endearing when he explained he knew girls like Pauling don’t like him

The bit with the bucket made her laugh out loud I had to pause the video because she was curled into a ball laughing

I had failed to explain that they have teleportation technology in tf2 so when she saw the teleporters she loudly went “what the FUCK is that”

Loved miss Pauling a lot in fact before watching this video she asked me if we were gonna see her at some point since I had already spent a while talking abt her earlier

She didn’t have a lot of comments about other stuff I showed her that are worth mentioning but she loved emesis blue! She’s like me about liking weird confusing movies so that part she loved a lot but could do with a bit less violence, at one point whenever the characters were in danger she’d cover her face and go “they don’t die do they?” Over and over again lmao

I plan on showing her more stuff although it’s slightly difficult bc of the language barrier, if y’all have any videos or stuff you’d like for me to show her plz share but be aware of that

[lilacerull0]

HII hello my lovely!!!! how are you doing!!! i hope youre having the best month <333 okay so. writing to u bc....i have recently started listening to joan baez after seeing your posts (i am eternally grateful btw...) and now OH MY GOD i am. in love with her. like!!!!! GAHHH <333 i would absolutely love to know your favourite baez songs. ALSO all your thoughts on baez + dylan i am enraptured they are sooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!! :'))))))))) like. you KNOW!!! literally cannot stop watching live performances interviews etc of them and feeling unwell after... :(((( anyways!!! lots of love to you and eternal kisses and a million yellow daises <3333 MWAHH xx

HELLO BELOVED!!!!! I read this ask while with my mom so basically we spent the last 2 hours putting this together:

every song and every poem is joan's song and joan's poem, i genuinely don't care who wrote these 👍 walt whitman? lorca? rimbaud? dylan? sounds fake to me. 🤷‍♀️ (<- girl talking about some of her favourite poets. well! they do not exist when joan is in the room🥰) okay so, we pictured this as some sort of poetry reading, that's also a concert, but it's also an opera number and you're in the theatre. (i witnessed a super cool outdoors concert thingy today so i'm a bit overwhelmed by that! hope some of the energy translated to the playlist hehe)

FRIEND! I AM SO TOUCHED! This blog was created for this very purpose, it is very much not about me I just occasionally use it as a diary, but I primarily wanted to share everything I loved with others and every time something like this happens I feel like I'm doing what I was always meant to do so thank you! For reaching out and being so kind! Joan forever ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

I GET THE BAEZDYLAN THING!!!!!! I try not to get too crazy about real people (Jo. Jo. Jo. you were born to be parasocial *shaking myself by the shoulders*) Putting my silly ways in a box under my bed now, I do attach myself to the art primarily so all my affection for the person behind it stems from that art and doesn't exist separately as its own thing because I don't exactly know these people, I just made 73838374937583 stories about them as a kid. BUT! THE THING IS! The essence of BaezDylan translates to their artistry and I could never tell you more than those live recordings tell you because it's literally this... okay okay so it's like do you know when you read a book and you feel like the author had some great life secret whispered to them and then some of it pours into you through the pages??? THAT is BaezDylan (I am writing them as one person on purpose)... I don't think they could explain what was going on there because it sort of outgrows anything a singular person could be, it just had to find a home in the music because it couldn't fit anywhere else. I've only started believing in these things wholeheartedly recently (even though, in a way, I have always known), but they have that thing where you know this one person, but their name isn't that important. It's like they're you in some primal way so you speak the same language, but they're also there to teach you a lesson and that immediately makes them a little unearthly in return. I would insert quotes and start analysing them, but I might start crying so I won't do that.

I LOVE YOU 🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻

[eyelessfog]

@bunnyfella

I am indeed fascinated and intrigued

im so happy

okay so to start it off, it’s about pokemon. about pokemon black & white specifically. my best friend & i are huge fans of this game in particular, and talk about it together often. sometimes we’re having deep thoughts about what this or that means. sometimes we’re just looking at lines and going waugh. sometimes, we notice something, and then look at each other with the kind of horror that having too much knowledge can cause.

in pokemon b&w, the main bad guy’s name is ghetsis. he’s, for the sake of speed, an asshole. there’s so much more here, but that’s enough for this bit.

he has these other six guys who follow his lead - the seven sages, and he’s one of them. one of these sages is named zinzolin.

zinzolin is. well he has many problems, but if you were to offer him exactly one word, i think it would be “cold.” this man is an ice type trainer, who goes from place that’s snowing to place covered in ice to place that’s freezing, and then complains about the cold.

to explain how badly this man in particular has invaded my friend’s mind, if she realizes she’s cold, she will suddenly think of him. he plagues her. she hates him with a passion.

now, the reason for this hatred is that we have, as it happens, decided that zinzolin is down so fucking bad for ghetsis.

this revelation came to us when we were making a very sad and symbolic au, see. and we decided that this - whatever they have - needs to be messy and hilarious.

therefore, they are friends with benefits, and ghetsis thinks it’s no homo. and also that this is 100% part of the manipulation to keep zinzolin on his side.

zinzolin is aware that it is very homo, and has no clue ghetsis is attempting to manipulate him, but he’s in love with his boss and whatever he’s doing is working, so 👍👍👍

alright, now to the explanation of the blocks:

zinzolin is obvious. i introduced him as cold. i’d put him in a freezer if i could. he puts himself in a freezer twice, so i don’t have to.

ghetsis, on the other hand is more complex than that… he’s not so easy to put in a box…. he’s many things, he’s a very evil guy, he has so many parts to him-

and yet he’s so extremely simple, to the point where a couple hours ago i compared him to a concrete wall, and realized that the metaphor works extremely well. the metaphor is a different story entirely, but it explains the use of the concrete block very quickly.

so, the idea of the ghetzolin ship is horrific to my friend, and so i did my very best to simplify if as much as possible, while still making it obvious to the two of us, in the know.

as you’ll recall, her response:

now, onto a couple minutes later:

i’ve been done explaining my concrete wall metaphor for a long while now, but i’ve just realized something.

and my wording leads me to realize something else

which are just a couple very simple and common words that cause the best reaction of all time, that left me cry laughing into my hands:

the sound was not unlike badly playing the trumpet into a pillow

[polyamorousmood]

crush updates:

I am very very awkward and very very bad at talking to ppl i like, so i left the girl i like a note in her bike basket. It basically said that i thought she was pretty and we should hang sometime, and gave her my contact info. problem is, now im terrified she thought it was weird or creepy, bc i haven't heard from her abt it, and its been about 5 hours. I cant seenher again until tuesday, so im really nervous.

My gf however, has been flirting w her crush a lot, and its going well-ish. He just doesn't know if he wants to date her or not. A lot of their flirting has been very sex-y, so i'm just worried hes gonna use her. She said she isnt gonna do anything like that w him til he figures his shit out tho

Wise on your girlfriend's part!! 🧠 Not that I have anything against casual sex, but if she knows that's not for her, its very good she's not gonna let it slide that way. Especially since it sounds like there might be some drama involved? Whatever it is, very glad she knows what she wants and isn't gonna tolerate dumb shit ☺️

As for you, don't stress too much. (Easier said than done, I get it). There's a chance she's hunkering down to 👻you or trying to find the best "let you down easy" wording, but there's also a chance she's waiting to reach out until she'll have time to talk more, and a third chance that she didn't notice🙈 the note or it blew away 🌬️ or something. And of course, all those possibilities are what makes it so scary. But you did your bit. Its over with. Done. Finito. She'll do whatever she's going to do now. And remember: the absolute worst case scenario is she says "I'm not interested." A major bummer? 🤷Sure. But that's all the more it'll be. The rest of your life is stable and independent of this if it doesn't go the way you want it to (and like, it sounds like you're girlfriend's cool so the rest of your life is probably okay and like even if its not its not like she was gonna solve everything then)

Plus, you have the benefit of being able to talk to her again, so even if she did think it was a little weird, sounds like you'll be able to explain

Regardless of the outcome, I for one think its pretty cool you found the nerve to do something you wanted, and a way to do it that felt manageable for you. 👍 The hard part is over, and you'll have an answer soon.

[sweet-little-dude]

taku it feels like i haven’t talked to you in ages. cries. also also i love the new theme!! even if i miss the mizo mid pfp

anyways i am here to tell you that i FINALLY watched s2 of tokrev omg aren’t you proud of me 😌😌 i don’t really have much to say abt it tbh bc i mean i knew everything that happened already you know everything that happened already soo... but i gotta tell you abt the moments that made me feel the most things bc well. i gotta tell someone and my qpp was live experiencing everything bc i watched s2 with them & three of our friends so it’s only you left. okay so first i gotta explain shakey time bc uhh my qpp & i are both shit with ~emotions~ and ~feelings~ so basically when either of us Feels Too Much TM we grab the other by the shoulder and shake?? honestly i have no clue why but somehow it helps with processing ??? well i’m calling whatever that is shakey time. so. too much shakey time in those 4 hours i swear. most notably the whole manila mikey shit (i mean i knew ehat was gonna happen but still 😭😭😭😭) and then on a wayyy happier note izana!! izana <33 and shion and mochi and the haitanis <33 so much shakey time. love izana’s japanese va (idk abt others we only watched it sub so). very happy and i have newfound motivation for sm stuff now help. also do you happen to know who that guy beside mochi was in that one shot where we see him, izana, shion, kisaki iirc, and the haitanis? bc my only guess is mucho. or some random unimportant guy. but like both of these don’t make that much sense. maybe i’m just forgetting smth idk

also i have no clue how the bd arc would do that but i am now going insane over the final timeline?? specifically the final timeline but everyone still has their memories from before the final jump. except maybe kisaki or smth idk but i haven’t figured good criteria for who remembers n why yet. i most specifically need bajitrio to remember bc i think that makes for fun hcs hehe. just kazu & fuyu subtly trying to check for baji’s pulse (or heartbeat) to make sure he’s actually still alive in this timeline n eventually it becoming a habit/subtle sign of love kinda thing bc they do it so often lol. also kazu & fuyu def have an obsession with falling asleep on baji’s chest while listening to his heartbeat. i feel it’d be very reassuring to them idk,, and i think kazu holds baji’s waist 24/7 when they’re the age he would’ve died + older bc there isn’t any injury or scar there (where he stabbed him in the other timeline-) and he sometimes needs to reassure himself that there really isn’t afjkfgjffh

while i’m on that mitsuya repeatedly calls draken in the middle of the night around the time where he died in the other timeline to make sure he’s alive. mikey just makes draken sleep over in his bed and solves the problem with that lol

also. hanma. hanma keeps forgetting that kisaki’s alive in this timeline at first and scares himself shitless every time they interact bc for a split second he thinks he’s going crazy seeing a ghost

kakucho simply never leaves izana again. problem solved 👍

mikey lives with emma & shin (& maybe izana... maybe......) so he knows they’re alive and well and since he makes draken sleep over anyways draken also knows they’re alive & well.

wakasa, benkei & takeomi call each other at ungodly times of the night n go ‘‘shinichiro is alive, right?’’ ‘‘last time i checked, yes’’ ‘‘good, thanks’’ and then hang up and go to sleep bc they don’t wanna bother shin but sometimes... sometimes there’s just doubt yk

while we’re at it i believe in takeomi being a better brother this time. like he still fucks up sometimes and all that but he genuinly tries and he actually pretty much fixes his relationships with his siblings bc they all learnt from the other timeline (and i want them to be happy okay). not sure if i believe in taiju being a better brother this time...

i’d like to say i’m normal abt this (au version of this) timeline but uh.... uh...... ngl i used to HATE hate the ending and i still don’t like it much but i am slowly starting to like it more but i’m not sure if i should be happy abt that ngl 😭 idk i think i mostly like the characters & some of the new interactions n dynamics, not the actual timeline. bc to me it will always be the final timeline’s biggest fault that basically nobody remembers anything from any of the other timelines bc all of the character development n shit is gone. but oh well

elys my love, hello! it really does feel like forever since we've talked youre righttttt. thank you haha!! my emo bands hyperfixation got so bad to the point of me putting in the effort of changing my theme, can you believe it? ok look, the mizo mid pfp aged like fine wine. still nice, but still aged

yayyyyyy!!! i am indeed very proud tehe. but that seems pretty effective? if it works for the both of you then good job!! yes the reveal of tenjiku!!!!! was screaming and pointing them out to my siblings the whole entire time so real. omg yes thatz good! [will answer that second ask of yours after this bcuz ik it was related to it lol]

STOPPPP THOSE ARE REALLY CUTE AND SAD AT THE SAME TIME I LOVE THEMMMM

big brainers i tell you

hanma :(((((((((

no cuz istg izana's whole death has to be one of the worst in tokyorev. like what did my boy kaku do to deserve this man :((

would be a nice house to live in / visit!

true theyre probably some of the characters that had it the worst ngl. like everyone went through an equal amount of shit with everyone's deaths but the bd's losing shin must've been horrible :(

YES LIVING FOR THE OMI GOOD BROTHER AGENDA this reminded me of that clear shot of him in s2 im gonna cry i love him i love him true i mean im sure he learns along the way tho, i'd hope so.

like the ending of tokyorev??? cuz boyyyy 💀💀 my thoughts on the ending is for another time but fr letz just say the ending wasnt the best thing ever like ong. i mean it was a good ending for the characters and its pretty much what everyone wanted but the way it took place was just not it T T ok but the koko n kisaki agenda is REAL they are so bffs honestly i live laugh love them. yeah nobody remembering what happened was shitty but at least chifuyu remembered? that was a nice detail during the ending ngl

[icyfox17]

comaduo breakfast post nightmare slay HI HI HI HI

HI GRACIE I HOPE UR WELL ILY I MISS U LOTS 💙💙💙👻👻👻🫂🫂🫂

So IN the show Buck gets struck by lightning and gets into a coma and dreams of an alternate reality where BOBBY IS DEAD god it's so good it's my fav ep ever gracie-- AND SO after he wakes up, he has a checklist to make sure he's in this universe and not in his coma dream universe and CANONICALLY. CANONICALLY GRACIE. THE FIRST THING HE DOES AFTER WAKING UP AND CHECKING THE DATE/TIME IS TEXT BOBBY AND ASKS IF HE'S OKAY. EVERY DAYYYYYY GRACIE EVERY!! DAY!!! so anyways i really wanted to write a fic about one of those times where he asks bc . They never mention it again in the show like WHAT?$?$? im insane. Im so insane. God i love comaduo so fucking much

Buck Are you okay? The text reads the same as it has every day since Buck woke up from his coma. Bobby has never quite gotten the explanation for it, but he thinks it might have to do with the dream Buck had mentioned, though he can’t imagine what part of the dream would trigger Buck to start this routine. Bobby doesn’t mind though, a small part of him actually finding their little routine relieving because where Buck can check on Bobby, Bobby can check on Buck. You Yes, I’m fine. Are you? Most of the time Bobby gets a superficial answer, but every once in a while he’ll get a more honest one. Buck Can’t sleep. And though it’s 5 am, Bobby offers anyway. You Would you like to grab brunch? Buck At this hour??? You The Red Wagon is open at 5:30am. He can see the three little dots pop up for a minute letting him know that Buck is typing and figuring out his thoughts, when he finally gets a reply. Buck Okay. You Great. I will pick you up in half n hour. Buck 👍 Bobby rolls over to peck a kiss on Athena’s head, before climbing out of bed and quickly showering. His dad had always taken hours in the shower—to the point of using up all of the hot water. Bobby had learnt at a young age to take quick showers so no one else would have to suffer through the cold water. And although he had years of living by himself with the chance of taking nice long warm showers, he had never really broken out of the habit of taking quick showers. A habit which came in handy when you were a firefighter who could be on call at any moment. Fifteen minutes later, he’s out of the house (with a quick text to Athena explaining where he’s going because he hadn’t wanted to wake her up) and driving over to Buck’s loft. Buck is definitely not as quick at showering as Bobby, but Bobby only has to wait a few minutes until he sees Buck running down the steps towards his truck. Buck shoots Bobby a grin as he enters the truck, instantly grabbing the aux cord (he had tried to set up bluetooth ages ago, but then Bobby couldn’t figure out how to connect it back to his phone afterwards and it was a whole frankly stressful thing that Bobby had just wanted to avoid. He liked the aux cord. It was simple. And did not blare random words at him about being disconnected), and connecting it to his phone. Moonage Daydream by David Bowie comes on and Bobby watches out of the corner of his eye as Buck leans back in his seat, melting into it as if releasing tension that had been coiled up tightly.

“So can’t sleep huh?” Bobby asks, hoping it doesn’t come off as too pushing or anything. Buck sighs, eyes fixed out the window beside him. “Yeah. Had some weird dreams. Nothing horrible, just… couldn’t fall back asleep after them.” Bobby doubts the “nothing horrible” part of that sentence but doesn’t push, just happy for Buck to tell him anything at all. “What about you? You seem awfully awake for someone who was up at 5am,” Buck asks, turning to properly look at Bobby, gaze not judging but simply curious. “No weird dreams like you, but yeah. Couldn’t sleep either.” Bobby leaves it at that, not wanting to dump his stuff onto Buck. The kid has enough on his plate. He knows he wants to help Bobby, but no one can help him. Not with this.

[tiddiesoutwhenthetisout]

old people have diaries i have tumblr part xx, so once again

shoutout to my mom and my gf who are trying very very very hard to keep me alive, initially with the former hating the latter (i get it) and the latter absolutely afraid of the former (i also get it) but united reluctantly, awkwardly tryna shake hands rn, in their mission to not let me leave this world because they love me on their own terms and god i do not get it.

i'm the typical black sheep, the "burnt out gifted child", the artist of the family who dramatically cries and despairs over minor inconveniences (for neurotypicals at least), who takes on others' problems but breaks down under the weight of them and throws fits and can be the meanest person when aggravated to the point of icy callousness.

you both cool af, tysm for doing this shit constantly. i'll continue to be difficult but somehow you both still want me here. against my will at the moment (baby don't apologize u have the right to want me alive) but i know i will appreciate it in the future when i find another piece of media to be crazy about, when i get to feel the sand under my toes again, when i eat something good or get a whiff of that coffee-scented candle, and will know how to look at such with the wonder and joy i have so much of when i'm well. i miss it so much.

but fuck i am going to have to drop all semblance of pride cleaning up the aftermath of my 7-day deliberate slow suicide in a few hours and i AHHHHHHH ooh my missed lessons... my class cards... 😭 ALL THE PEOPLE WHO GAVE A SHIT ABOUT ME AND SENT ME MESSAGES HOW AM I GOING TO EXPLAIN ONE BY ONE THAT SOUNDS EXHAUSTING sorry

shit

shit shit shit shit i have so much to catch up on okay let's expect the worst tomorrow of course. what i did was bad and ofc my blockmates wouldn't appreciate me basically disappearing when we had big projects but tHEY DONT NEED M- not the point. okay my thesis group was really relying on me and i feel bad buT THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD NOT RELY ON ONE P- not the point. might find myself crying in front of my prof because i'm like that and that's okay uNLESS FUCKING CATHY IS TH- not the point. sorry this is like watching dr jekyll and mr hyde duke it out.

anyway.

i don't want to promise anything but i will try to keep myself alive 👍 so that said i prolly won't be updating my fic this week LOL um it's a bad taste in my mouth with ・that・ being my last chapter for a while but hAhAhA ok brain has really been so un-bonita recently too and what prompted me to-- //bleep as cut before i keep going off but my tumblr people also ought to know 🤷‍♂️ consider it practice for explaining in real life. not like that gauges value, but it's just way harder to be serious irl man i need my obligatory jokes and futile attempts at humor 😭

[pri-viv]

🎨 How do you feel about fanart?  [I feel okay with fanart! I like seeing fanart of stuff.]

📝 How do you feel about fanfiction? [Fanfiction is cool. Some can be out there. But all power to writers.]

✅ What does the fandom usually get right? [Error does in fact wear glasses! And I was a destructor. That is one thing.]

❌ What does the fandom usually get wrong? [I don’t have a liking to Ink. I dislike him actually. I like Classic!Sans.]

🗺️ What do you miss about your world? [I miss my home. Not the Void. But the snow filled town. Or city. I guess.]

💔 Who are you missing right now? [Right now, I miss my old life. And I miss those who accepted me.]

🚫 Is there anyone you hope to never see again? [No. Not fully.]

🔀 How canon-divergent vs. canon-compliant are you? [Do you mean canon different vs. canon similar? To a fanfiction, close. There is enough differences to be distinctly divergent however. To the actual AU, sorta meh compliant. But I would rather live normally then deal with all the chaos of multiverses and screwed up friends.]

⚧ What were your gender and orientation in your timeline; was your identity canon? [Male and nonbinary. I was queer. Best way to explain it, gay. I don’t know what the last part means. But if you mean in sources, hmmmm, most likely I guess.]

💗 What helps you feel closer to your source (in a positive way)? [Talking to other Undertale and Sans au kintypes. Error based items. Drawing my life. Listening to playlists. Reading. That sorta stuff.]

🖊️ Do you use your name from your source? [Yes, when discussing kins. Very little with trusted people.]

👬 How do you feel about doubles? [Doubles are fine. Can be a bit off putting. But the multiverse does exist. I expected it.]

⭐ Is your fiction-based identity spiritual, psychological, or something else? [I don’t know. Most likely psychological. As he was my comfort character during a very depressed era and for many many years even before that. I felt like I was Error in identity for the longest time before I actually could define my full experiences. I guess even at the start. I just was afraid people I knew would judge me. When I started accepting myself instead of shaking myself away, I was able to process more. Nowadays, I really miss my past life and I feel spiritually intertwined with it. I am him. I had a life. I had a family. And I feel sorrow for it. I want to cry sometimes. And I want to go back to those warm winter clothes, holding them in my arm, finding solace in my mate despite everybody else. Drinking a warm mug of coffee outside. Kids bundled up in scarves playing in the snow. Stopping by the restaurant and talking to hothead over there. And it is all gone. I guess I yearn a lot for it. And when those shifts hit, I wish I could ball myself up. Psychological beginnings, spiritual, it doesn't matter. I'm just here. I'm me and that won't change.]

🎙️ What’s the biggest difference between you and your canon self? [Hard one, heh. Hm. I wasn’t as injured as I was canonically. I suppose.]

💞 What’s the biggest similarity between you and your canon self? [There is a lot to unpack there. I still like exploring knitting/sewing.]

❓ Do you prefer when people are familiar or unfamiliar with your source when they meet you? [Perhaps familiar. So they aren’t weirded out. But sometimes I like not having to disclose myself or talk for hours on end about our pasts. I honestly don’t tell them who I am. Oh well. Most don't know and that is why most stay unfamiliar. When I have to tell them, well it is anxiety inducing.]

👍 What’s your favorite thing about your source? [Definitely escaping that gosh awful Ink. Ink, forbid, made me hate myself. He made me feel alone. I’m glad I had someone to back me up.]

👎 What’s your least favorite thing about your source? [There wasn’t as many folks as most multiverses have. I wish I got to know more people. Then again, while I talked to people, I was pretty antisocial. I guess I wish there was just more activity then there was. But we had more snow then most multiverses did. Can’t blame em. ]

💸 Do you own any merch of your source? [No, but I own gloves with top patterns mimicking Fresh and Error. Hopefully that counts.]

🌸 Do you feel comfortable in your fiction-based identity? [Well, at first fearing I had a fiction based Identity I was panicked. But I met some fictionkins and accepted myself after a while. A while being perhaps 4-6 years. It was easier since I basically had time to meet good people. The first time I met fictionkins wasn’t ideal to say the least..]

🌻 Who are you open with about your fiction-based identity? [Some kins and two members of my family members. Sort of. Well one fully.] ----- If you have any questions please feel free to ask.  We don’t bite at all. But we do take everything seriously. So please use tone tags if you wish to joke. Thank you for your time. We wish you all well.

Ask Game: Fictionkin, Fictives, and Other Fiction-based Identities

this post is safe for folks with any fictional source and for endogenic systems! please don't reblog if your blog is not

🎨 How do you feel about fanart?

📝 How do you feel about fanfiction?

✅ What does the fandom usually get right?

❌ What does the fandom usually get wrong?

🗺️ What do you miss about your world?

💔 Who are you missing right now?

🚫 Is there anyone you hope to never see again?

🔀 How canon-divergent vs. canon-compliant are you?

⚧ What were your gender and orientation in your timeline; was your identity canon?

💗 What helps you feel closer to your source (in a positive way)?

🖊️ Do you use your name from your source?

👬 How do you feel about doubles?

⭐ Is your fiction-based identity spiritual, psychological, or something else?

🎙️ What's the biggest difference between you and your canon self?

💞 What's the biggest similarity between you and your canon self?

❓ Do you prefer when people are familiar or unfamiliar with your source when they meet you?

👍 What's your favorite thing about your source?

👎 What's your least favorite thing about your source?

💸 Do you own any merch of your source?

🌸 Do you feel comfortable in your fiction-based identity?

🌻 Who are you open with about your fiction-based identity?

[elizabethtossblog]

Hello 👋

How are you doing

I'm Elizabeth Toss from Florida, Miami.

It was by following and texting some blogs.

I think that when I reach out to you, I hope you don't mind?

What's your name and where are you from?

Nice to meet you......

How is life in......

How old are you?

From 56 upward; you're old enough to be my dad. I hope you don't mind chatting with me?

From 56 below 👇: nice age👍

What are you up to?

What's your hobbies?

I mostly spend my life between going to the gym.the beach 🏖️ cinema. art galleries. Museum and also finding books to add to my rare book library among other projects.

How is the weather ☁️ like there?

Are you single or married? I'm single

If married; How is your family doing?

Can I see a picture of you if you don't mind me asking?

Have you had your breakfast, lunch or dinner?

Do you have pets? I have a dog 🐕 and cat 🐈

What do you do for a living?

I hope you love doing your job?

Hey, I'm sorry I left you hanging yesterday, I was really exhausted and fell asleep. How did you sleep?

I'm a computer specialist and an agent consultant in first mile hedge.com investment company.

Have you heard about the company?

First mile hedge is a big investment company based in Sweden but they have branches across the globe 🌎. And the company also deals with stocks real estate,oil & gas, gold and crypto currency

Are you familiar with crypto currency?

That's good. Have you venture into into crypto?

I have been into this trade for a long time now and don't have to be afraid of anything all we do is to satisfy our customers better

Alright. I understand. No doubt there are some scam& still there are so many good traders also it depends on the trader you

are dealing with.. success is my duty anytime day. trading is a choice &not compulsory so here I leave you to make your conclusion.

Thanks for the given me a listening ear am greatful for the time spenty

Yes.

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I understand that, and I won't mind share through with you too, but unfortunately I don't use this site very often, am on and off here, I use WhatsApp or google chat mostly because that's where I talk to you my client and also my close and intimate friends,,,

So anytime you text I didn't text back you should understand that I don't message notification on here and it will be when I checked in here again that I might saw your message. So if you have any of those apps above, I think it's be okay to have conversations there if you wish

Yes of course

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Alright I will introduce you to the company that I'm investing with and you will go through it yourself and see how it works out then register and start your investment with the company.

I believe in life there are golden chance to which doubt& lack of believe is the a major hindrance which deprive us from hitting our goals and our golden chance. I believe that trading/ investment process is very skeptical and complicated but if only you will agree to work with me you will have no room for regret at the end definitely you will live to remember the day you embark on your trading/ investment

Well is your choice to do what you want to do but if I where you I will just give it a try with the company minimum plan and see how it works out yourself and you will so been benefiting on a daily basis yourself

It's not that much if only you really understand how it works and how you can be benefiting from it on a daily basis.

B5

With just $50 you can invest your crypto for example Bitcoin and see how it goes in a Nova global holdings company and they are going to mined your crypto coin through the help of the crypto mining machine. After which certain amount of profits and the bonuses will be earn by the investor on a daily basis.

I'm into occasions and events interior decorations I deal with fabrics and sales of jewelries costume and shoes and most importantly I'm into cryptocurrency

[skittles-reblogs]

Hi uh you're probably swamped with requests so like make sure you're taking care of urself! Uh and noise and smell sensitive enby reader x hisoka please? Like for noise if the noise is loud enough the reader will experience physical pain for hour's and for smell the reader would double over if the smell is bad enough? Sorry if I'm requesting too much I just would like to see a reader with my issues 🙂

warnings

notes: i am swamped with requests ;) there are like fourteen in my inbox 🤭 but it’s okay because i said that i’m a slow writer in my bio so they can’t say i didn’t warn them 😈anyways i can definitely do this :)) also you can request as much as you need 👍

he probably has no clue how it’s happening whatsoever

but if you explain, he’ll retain that information like it’s the secret krabby patty formula or something

he’s super weird so he’d probably test it or something

(like a weirdo)

anyways he’ll probably buy you earplugs for the noise

(a genius weirdo)

and he’ll steal you a clothespin for your nose if worst comes to worst

(not as smart but still smart)

he’ll try to avoid loud sounds or smells before they even happen in the first place

his thought process is something like “eradicate the problem's origin before it worsens”

it’s a great thing he’s smart i guess

this is because whenever something is going to happen is just magically doesn’t end up happening??

who even know who could’ve possibly done this

or how??

that is for him to know and for you to never find out

what happens in the forest stays in the forest is what he likes to say when you ask him

on the off chance that a noise or smell is bad enough though

first he’ll internally think about what he can do to “alter the outcome next time”

then he’ll rush to your side and bring you somewhere he knows is safe

you won’t have to worry about a single thing for the next 24-48 hours

only about the fact that your safe now and that he’s trying his best to keep you safe ❤️