#(i am LYING through my teeth)
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this is so fun!
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I am SOOOO normal about (character) hahah don't search their name on my account, I promise I am NOT obsessed with them in any shape or form :3
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I am fine drawing to pass the time and only having one or two people see/care about it.
I'm fine feeling like a constant perfectionist while never being able to achieve perfection.
It doesn't bother me that none of my hobbies feel worth pursuing and I'm constantly yelling to a void.
I am perfectly fine being constantly reminded that everyone around me is better than me and there's nothing I can do about it.
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Some Business Bozo puts a hit out on Vlad. It's one of Vlad's earliest victims, back before he knew how to properly cover his tracks but there were so few metas no one knew exactly what the hell happened. BB had his entire fortune and company stolen and has spent the rest of his life building up enough fortune to hire the best assassin to murder this bastard.
Enter Slade Wilson.
Slade has recently accepted the job to kill Vlad Masters. During preliminary research, Slade discovers Daniel Masters, formerly Fenton, the godchild Vlad adopted after his family died in an accident. The godchild who despises Masters for murdering his friends and family. The godchild who is willing to sell Masters out in a heartbeat if it means being free.
The Terminator and the Ghost Boy strike a deal. Slade even grows fond of the little maniac.
#murder uncle slade wilson#dc x dp#dp x dc#dpxdc#dcxdp#dp crossover#dc crossover#c: vlad masters#c: slade wilson#c: danny fenton#Slade lying through his teeth: Hey Nightwing this is your clone#Danny: Yo#Dick: omg am i a dad? did you make me a dad without my consent!?#in slade's defense they do look alike when wearing a domino#he's always willing to mess with nightwing#danny doesn't need a new dad but grows to like his new guardian/uncle#Slade: why did i take in this sassy lost child?#Danny: bc I can make you this (gives him a gun that makes bullets intangible until they reach the target)
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girl help i am surrounded
heres my art vs artist for 2024, alternatively titled Oops! All Rhan!
#oc: Rhan Becker#fhr#sidestep#art vs artist#art vs artist 2024#oc art#b33tleart#i'll make a rhanless version because i did make some good art this year without them too.#i am not hopelessly dependant on the blorbo (lying through my teeth)
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#something something i am so normal and demure about this song [lying through my teeth]#that one poem that’s like ‘I am not a woman until i sing this song’….they get it#pic.txt#mine.txt#okay to reblog and share the eternal suffering
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kruegernikto hurt/comfort and fluff fanfiction got me like
#i love them i love them i love them#UGGGEDHHEHHHHRHHEUSBEUAHE NJ XYEH#kruegernikto#niktokrueger#i am soo normal about them#(lying through my teeth)#nikto cod#nikto#cod nikto#krueger#sebastian krueger#cod krueger#krueger cod#nikto x krueger#krueger x nikto#theres like 2 people posting about them i am tagging tjis in ever possible way#cod#call of duty#mw19#cod mw19#nobody cares ab this but like im feeling wayy too much bc of them and i need an outlet.
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hi. i just got brainrot over @bamsara's cotl fic about the rehabilitation of death. what if narinder dreamed about the flower crowns lambert made while he was watching them through the red crown
#i am so normal about these two (lying through my teeth)#please help me#cult of the lamb#cotl#trod au#the rehabilitation of death#narilamb#true devotion#art#traditional art#traditional sketch
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The desperate nostalgia of our recent modern era meeting Hollywood's inherent ageism should have been a well earned push back against actors aging out of the business but instead it birthed CGI monstrosities.
#i am so sick of every single show and movie getting the 'it looks slightly less abominable! what an artistic achievement!' treatment#you're lying through your teeth and you know it#let your cast age and recast for flashbacks#or use make-up if you absolutely must#i am so tired of being distracted from scenes by unintentional horror#'oh would you rather anakin has inexplicable wrinkles' YES! Because at least he doesn't look like he's about to eat my skin!
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nameless bard
#i am having normal. a normal one. normal behavior.#i am lying straight through my teeth but#OUGH. him#lantern says stuff
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Me in chap 4 of my chilaios angst fic giving chilchuck a surrogate daughter for like 3 paragraphs: ah yes, a little treat for our local girldad
#her name is beauknott and she's baby#writing this chapter has been something#i say this like it's anywhere close to being finished. it's going to be a nightmare to finish i can feel it in my bones#anything to make chilchuck suffer i guess#might make a full fic if i feel inspired. or draw some art. because girldad:tm: chilchuck gets me alright#and i'm a firm believer in chilchuck being willing to take on rotten work in order to protect others#at least until he can find a way to get those who are exploiting others taken care of#we're at 5.5k words and nothing is super tied together so i am in fact expecting this to be yet another monster of a chap#i can let chilchuck be happy sometimes guys (lying through my teeth)#dungeon meshi#chilchuck#chilchuck tims
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... aka, the promised companion piece for my fic Conspire to Ignite, from Ghost!Fëanor's POV. Excerpt:
“What do you want?” Eärendil asked, quietly. What do I want? Fëanor echoed, and laughed: swirling at Eärendil’s shoulders, slipping through his hair, basking in the closeness of his borrowed light. I want the same thing you want, he told him. I want my family back, and I want to be free. Fëanor laughed derisively, and Eärendil’s frown grew deeper. He was silent then, and Fëanor was, too: letting him reflect, as he gazed out into the cold, pretty lights in the distance. The cold, pretty lights that he saw every night, and that did not deign to speak to him. It was a beautiful cage, to be certain, and all the more disingenuous for it: a blessing that had burned him hollow, a journey with no end. Eärendil, my friend, my mariner, Fëanor whispered to him, with a sharp, sympathetic twist of fury, my unwitting salvation. I will show you what you are missing, star-bearer. I will show you what it is to revolt.
Full fic (6k words) on ao3!
#i am Normal about these two (lying through my teeth)#silmarillion#ghosts 'verse tag#fëanor#eärendil#the silmarillion#silm fic
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historically accurate trip to clifton's cafeteria!!!
[progress shots under the readmore]
#em draws stuff#SEND HIS ASS TO THE CLIFTON’S CAFETERIA!#I have been working on this image for More Than A Week and I feel like it has taken years off my life :]#look sometimes you get possessed by enthusiasm about fun comics you read and also nostalgia for bizarre novelty restaurants#due to the fact that clifton's no longer exists I cannot go there. but I can send the blorbos there by force if I so choose.#there's just something about old southern california restaurants with strange gimmicks and themes. take me away to there.#since I am very proud of this I will be using the full proper tags just this one single time [lying through my teeth]#swapping my usual format so there’s not just an absolute deluge of organizational stuff right off the bat#I think I said that the madness would probably go away soon but as you see that has not been the case (it's only gotten worse)#this is the most people I’ve put in a picture since I don’t know when#actually after a quick look-see through my files this might very well be the most people I’ve put in a picture Ever#the madness will do that to ya I guess. also the sheer raw clifton’s energy.#(altho' I got so tired in the end that about half the background is a very crunchy photo of The Real Clifton's...)#this is why my header is what it currently is and also why I posted that horrid 70s jello drink a week ago#many thanks are owed to jon dxppercxdxver for chatting with me about outfits and drink orders and such!#this is fanart for the weirder forefather of a rainforest cafe just as much as it is fanart for a videojame#I do not know what the typical tagging etiquette for this is but by golly I'm going to guess#clifton's cafeteria#team fortress 2#spy tf2#engineer tf2#soldier tf2#sniper tf2#demoman tf2#medic tf2#heavy tf2#pyro tf2#miss pauling#scout tf2#why yes I am tagging clifton's Like It Is The Piece of Media. what of it.
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Do you ever have brainrot about mcyt and a particular song at the same time, then before you even realise it hours have passed and you have a written idea for how an animatic would go? No? Oh. Uh. Me neither…
Anyway uhhh totally unrelated there’s a written animatic idea below the cut for shiny duo and the song We’re In Love by boygenius
This involves a lot of pov/smp switching (and some headcanons of mine…), so for the sake of convenience I colour-coded scenes happening in different smps
Hermitcraft s8 - green
Hermitcraft s9 - blue
Traffic life series - red
Empires s1 - yellow
Empires s2 - orange
Cross-smp/non-smp specific/headcanon - white
#mcyt#trafficblr#empiresblr#hermitblr#shiny duo#god. I am soooo normal about shiny duo (lying through my teeth)#geminitay#pearlescentmoon#I hope someone sees my hyper specific visions about these two and this song#ender writes#(technically???)
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and ofc my roommates boyfriend is sleeping here til thursday bc he has an exam
#i am so happy for you and your fucking business major boyfriend im serious (lying through my teeth)#i barely even know him but i dont want him here 😐#its my house too and yall need to shut da fuck up out there. ur being so damn loud and for what
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Heyy so not sure BUT I did hear a rumor there might be a new ai distributed soon? Again, might be a rumor, but the math and speed of releasing them to us doesn't lie usually 🙏
#rvb#rvb oc; agent kansas#in character post#//guys idk how timeline stuff works are we all collectively in the after or do i set this post to before Theta or Epsilons appearance??#//i dont know ive never done this shit before i am actively making shit up and lying through my teeth to try and make these work ughh 🫶🫶#//helpppgbdbgbajjgjs#//are there ai fragment oc rpers?? idk actually but hdhxjdkaktudjsjf
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