#(he secretly loves it though)

[writerraylaemery]

Does anyone else make their partner or significant other help them coordinate hand and body placement for intimate scenes, or is it just me?

[anna-scribbles]

emma dupain cheng on the brain😽🎀

more:

[egophiliac]

redesigning my headcanon for Sebek's parents, based on important new information (SCALES)

(you can't see it but they're both wearing crocs)

[canonically-asexual]

Guess I have a type

[cybertron-smash-or-pass]

TFA Blitzwing

[redbeantofu]

love love guilty

[sillylilneurodivergent]

MADDIE HATTER MADDIE HATTER MADDIE HATTER MADDIE HATTER MADDIE HATTER MADDIE HATTER MADDIE HATTER MADDIE HATTER MADDIE HATTER MADDIE HATTER MADDIE HATTER MADDIE HATTER MADDIE HATTER MADDIE HATTER MADDIE HATTER MADDIE HATTER MADDIE HATTER MADDIE HATTER MADDIE HATTER MADDIE HATTER MADDIE HATTER MADDIE HATTER MADDIE HATTER MADDIE HATTER MADDIE HATTER MADDIE HATTER MADDIE HATTER

ILY MADDIE HATTER. SHES LITERALLY MEEEEEE

[littleplantfreak]

Umemiya does that thing where he plants a tree when his kids are born so it grows with them. Chooses the type carefully so it has meaning, and even when they’re babies he takes them out every so often and tells them that’s their tree and looking at how they’re both growing makes him teary eyed

[emma-d-klutz]

People on here are always like, “I don’t know why modern adaptations always make Sherlock Holmes an asshole. He is extremely polite and nice to everyone.” 

Meanwhile you turn to the second page of any Sherlock Holmes short story, and he’s going on like, “Watson, thank you for making it! You know you’re the only one I can trust I appreciate you so much <3. We’re going to go assist our bestie, Lestrade, because he’s so dumb he not only wouldn’t figure out my insights on his own - he wouldn’t even understand them if I didn’t have you there to translate. Man, he’s so out of it, I bet he wouldn’t even have deduced which side of you was facing the light while shaving, which is so totally obvious, because you look like a depressed slob who doesn’t own a mirror on one side but not the other. He’d hang an innocent man. Go, team!”

Now if you want to argue that’s he not an asshole for that; he’s just a little too honest and his filter is a little wonky and it’s probably a touch of autism, that's fair. But this man is, like, northeast nice at best. He’s New Jersey nice. Helps you shovel your car out of the snow and lectures you while doing it nice. 

[another-goblin]

I've been thinking. Are Aventurine and Dr. Ratio supposed to be fighters in-universe? I mean, most other characters (with the exception of some Harmony characters, who are not expected to deal dmg) are either professional warriors, or they have weapons, or some object they realistically use as a weapon, or there are some mystical powers they possess. I can imagine most of them fighting in a serious cutscene the same way they fight in-game.

And then there are these two, throwing casino chips and chalk. Realistically, you can't do any damage by throwing these (even the tiles Qingque throws look quite heavy, I wouldn't want to get hit by one of these). So in an actual in-game fight one of them thinks really hard about geometry and imagines dropping some ancient architecture on the enemies, and the other just daydreams about gambling so vividly that it hurts the enemies. Is it, like, the Imaginary thing? Is it what other characters see? Some formulas and graphs appear and hurt the monsters? Does a giant roulette wheel appear under a monster?

My theory is no. They are adequate fighters because they are playable characters in a gacha game, it's just a convention. Outside of fights, they are just normal people (as far as I currently understand them). Because other Imaginary characters deal dmg in ways that I can actually imagine happening in-universe, in a cutscene, for example (Welt yealding the power of a black hole with his cane, IL with his magic, Yukong with her bow and arrows, Loucha with his rapier and his freaky abundance magic). I mean, if Aventurine gets confronted by a robber in a dark alley, he isn't going to throw chips at them or turn the floor into a giant roulette wheel. He'll probably apply his street smarts.

So without his stone, Aventurine is just a guy, that's why he had to be saved by Argenti. Ratio is just a teacher, that's why he didn't help us fight the giant bug on the Herta station (I saw somebody complain about him not helping us), and that's why he needed our help dealing with that phase flame.

upd. People were very kind to remind me that Aventurine is actually a competent fighter and very proficient with a gun. It would be funny if one of his fighting animations was him going "fuck it" and pulling a gun at the enemies.  Still not beating the "normal guy" allegations, though.

[korkietism]

Hawks is nothing more than a mentor to him… definitely not a playful familial figure who he had an unhealthy relationship with but is slowly developing into one of shared trust and mentorship similar to an older sibling.

[danechka]

Behold: Dimension J-8188, my rnm OCs lolz

[finleycannotdraw]

If you still want prompts, how about 16. nose kisses and Geraskier? <33

I ALWAYS want prompts, so thank you <33

16) nose kisses

geralt can dish it out but he sure can’t take it

[steddietogo]

Eddie: who else thought I was dating Steve?

Eddie: Steve, put your hand down

[bluevelvetea]

For today's Buddy Daddies Friday I present you Papa Rei suffering™ and Miri being the happiest little girl

Vote here to help my decide on what to draw next (thank you!)

[ninyard]

ninyard, ur ideas are gold, ur social media au is everything to me, anything u say immediately becomes canon in my mind…

i must know ur opinion…does andrew vape?

I wrote about this before in the tags of some post somewhere but I can’t remember exactly what I said so if you find that and what I say now contradicts it no it doesn’t <3

I think if Andrew were to give up smoking he’d give up cold turkey. Like the most he’d do in terms of weaning himself off is maybe some nicotine gum for a couple of weeks or he’d hide a little nicotine patch for a little while. He keeps a packet of cigarettes hidden somewhere with his things for emergencies only - for just in case something happens to Betsy or Wymack and he needs a cigarette. Or if something were to happen to Neil, Aaron, Kevin or Nicky. If he quits before Aaron’s trial he’d be chain smoking for a week leading up to the day he’s on the stand.

BUT

That being said I can also picture him vaping if he did struggle to quit the cigarettes. But I don’t think he’d vape any of the nice flavours, though, I think he’s a menace who’d vape the nasty tobacco flavoured juice. His vape would also be one of those huge, obnoxious, boxy ones. And he’d be The Worst Person You Know Who Vapes. Vapes indoors. Vapes in your face. Absolutely billows those massive clouds just to piss someone off who asked him to stop.