#(guy is me)

[wowa-bublord]

guy who has to google "Is this food normal? Am I allowed to eat this?" everytime he gets a craving for a food combo

[psych0ruinz]

guy who doesnt even have two dollars and all his food is rotten at home because the power went out for a prolong tim so hes just standing at work about the faint

[cryoriku]

guy who turns on his gps and constantly says "no. i don't think i will" to 99% of the directions and then as soon as it tells him to do something he wants to do he salutes and goes "aye aye captain"

[virigorne]

Guy who gets his foot cut-off and is traumatized by it but convinces himself that he shouldn’t be and is overreacting because there are people who’ve gotten their whole leg cut off

[1327-1]

guy who gets a stout and says “sucking the head” when sipping the foam

[eremitical]

guy who is so avoidant about his grades that he refuses to look at the feedback even when he got 31/30 points

[bitronic]

guy who listens to ricky montgomery sorry for me on repeat for hours on end CANNOT be ok

[codecicle]

Guys I'm so glad everyone loves hit JRWI campaign: The Suckening so much. 12 thousand notes on just a thumbnail that's so cool. Anyone think about emizel pussy-out post revival

[desperatepleasures]

one time I used the ben affleck smoking reaction image in the family group chat and my mom replied with the funniest possible response which was: "mommy doesn't know who the guy is???" and that phrase has not left my brain since. I'll see blorbos on my dash that I don't recognize and I'll be like well it seems mommy doesn't know who the guy is.

[iasip-enthusiast-2]

[scuba-divers]

'fairies dont exist' WRONG❗❗cyerce elegans

[phantomoftheshoppera]

Shuro: You used black magic to bring back Falin, are you stupid?!

Laios: hey what the fuck is your problem man?

Senshi:

[willgrahamscock]

[transrevolutions]

the thing terfs (and transphobes in general) don't seem to get about sexual preferences re: not being attracted to certain genitals is that like. okay. you have a preference. this feature is a turn-off. but that does not mean it is necessary to constantly broadcast how unattractive and undesirable you find people with this feature. you do not have to do that. in fact, it is generally considered quite rude. sexual compatibility or lack thereof has nothing to do with moral purity or legitimacy.

[trans-rights-coastalmangoes]

you know he would have been one of Those kids

inspired by this pic: