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hercarisntyours · 21 days ago

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give them their bird friend back!!!!

apparently they had a bird companion at an early point and lowkey I wish it could have been one of soundwave's sillies spying on them

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albaharu · 4 months ago

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anders like "yeah mage oppresion and being possesed my two big problems in life. oh shit fuck the taint"

#i enjoyed this dlc very much i love hanging out with my sister bethany #LIKE gosh just with this dlc she went up like 2 tiers of fav #i replayed da2 BUT this dlc and mark of the assassin was completelly new to me.... they were so good i was so happy #dragon age #dragon age 2 #da2 #anders #anders dragon age #btw i played this with mage circle bethany but if she or carver are grey wardens do they also get this??? i have to check it out

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hirayaea · 8 months ago

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xavier is just casually saying things like this in the office

tara for sure is squealing somewhere in the background

meanwhile, someone nero mutters, “some of us are single, you know…”

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xavier doesn’t deny allegations when asked if you’re together

in fact, this man is so sly he fans the flames on purpose, but when you ask him about it he just goes: “hmmm? I told them we’re partners”

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the next day, a “no flirting” sign is posted in the office

xavier is clueless, “who was flirting?” he asks, as he brings you a cup of iced coffee and mixes the gum syrup in front of you, drinking a bit of it himself before handing it to you

“we should share one coffee cup so there’s less trash”, he says, oblivious that tara is still giggling and the other men in the office want to shake him

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somehow a sign also ends up at jeremiah’s flower shop

xavier asks where are the signs coming from???

jeremiah shrugs, “I don’t know about the one in your office, but I‘ve had that one for years”

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source: memoria - fluffy trap

#ok this turned into a long headcanon post but bear with me #mc isn’t blameless either she was flirting back. IN THE OFFICE #gosh these two #jeremiah probably sent the sign in an anonymous e-mail #the email reads ‘it won’t help but you can try’#jeremiah is so tired of this #seiya continues to ruin my life #love and deepspace #love and deepspace xavier #xavier #aya writes #my guiding star

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starry-bi-sky · 1 month ago

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mmmmmm read a disciple shen yuan/shizun luo binghe fanfic about two days ago where the first chapter was the Immortal Conference arc, and SQQ was the one who had to be pushed into the abyss (he was still the villain) except Luo Binghe was refusing and was like, lowkey losing his mind about SQQ being so close to the edge. SQQ ended up having to be the one to fall in himself because of the system's punishment system. The rest of the fic is leading up to that moment. But like, MMM i've been obsessively thinking about that first chapter for DAYS ever since.

now i've been in svsss for a grand total of *checks watch* a week. but god obsessed with that. I want to write/read a fic where disciple SQQ goes a little nuts down there. Like keep all of the things that make SQQ, SQQ, but just. Throw in a little bit more trauma in there. A little bit of a mental break. Let him go a little nuts as a treat. Just a tad unhinged. I wanna see him go, just a little, "god fuck it, i've tried so hard to change this shitty story's outcome and it feels like everything i've done has been for nothing. I'm going to die in this world no matter what I do, I've been doomed from the start, so might as well die the way I want to." and he just, breaks a little! Under all the stress.

He still retains the traits that makes shen yuan, shen yuan, like his overwhelming kindness. But he's just! yk. A little less patient. Paranoid. Jumpy. Colder. A little more aloof and closed off. A little more Shen Jiu. He's no asshole child abuser, but he was a Number One Hater in his past life and he's leaning into that old habit a little more now.

(On a totally coincidental not-at-all related note, there's not enough SJ-and-SY-are-the-same-people fics out there that i've found. This is totally unrelated...)

The Endless Abyss turns the mind into an over-sharpened blade, and SQQ is both fascinated and perhaps a little excited to explore a place that doesn't have a lot of info on it in the mortal realm, but still terrified out of his mind. And he's no Luo Binghe, he doesn't have the sheer brute strength and power to just bulldoze his way through, so he has to be a lot more sneaky and cunning if he wants to survive.

The fic itself role-swapped LBH and SQQ so that SQQ was the half-demon (which lowkey fucks) and LBH the human, but I'm equally-if-not-more obsessed with the idea that LBH remains the half-heavenly demon and SQQ the human. If only because I keep thinking about SQQ befriending some demons (particularly and specifically a group of succubi) and they grow very attached to this Human Cultivator so through magic plot stuff they create some kind of seal/illusion/talisman that makes SQQ appear as a demon because a human cultivator in the endless abyss may as well be the equivalent of putting a giant neon target on your back.

And iirc Shen Jiu was taught demonic cultivation by that one guy(?? i've only been here a week so im not caught up in ALL of the lore yet) so that could totally happen here.

(On the other end of the realms, poor Shizun Luo Binghe is just. losing his fucking mind over losing his most precious and beloved disciple. About .5 seconds from burning down the peaks himself. somebody sedate him.)

The Endless Abyss sucks and SQQ is having a really terrible time and can feel himself going lowkey mad, but also holy shit look at all this WORLD-BUILDING. look at all this flora and fauna, and oh if he had the equipment for it he'd be writing all of this down. ALL OF IT. He was kinda-sorta-already planning on never leaving the Abyss as some sort of fucked up self-exile and self-preservation thing, but now he might? actually just?? never leave if he can help it, like he lowkey likes it down here.

anyways the next time anyone ever sees SQQ again he's got hair so long its almost touching the ground and he's either in rags and half-feral or he's been completely dolled up by his adoptive succubi sisters and still about three seconds from biting anyone who tries to touch him. (he's also lowkey trying to book it back down to the abyss even if he has desperately missed all of his friends and shizun)

#mxtx svsss #svsss au #scum villian self saving system #shen qingqiu #shen yuan #luo binghe #disciple shen yuan #scum villain #svsss #*points at SQQ/SY* i want him to go nuts. as a treat. let him crumble just a little over the stress of his fate and the stress of survival #and the stress of having a lack of autonomy over a handful of his decisions. starry craves angst and she craves a very specific SQQ angst #he was a number 1 hater back in the day and lbr being a hater takes energyyyy. ive heard that this man was the BIGGEST hater i wanna #see him rip a man to shreds with nothing but his tongue and a voice that could cut marble clean in half. skin a man alive sqq you deserve i #*mortal kombat voice* FINISH HIM #i love without-a-cure but unfortunately i dont think SQQ would be able to have WAC and also survive in the abyss.#the succubi nest that adopted him tried seducing him at first. it didn't work. but he did somehow charm them with his cringefail ways #so now they have a brand new mortal big/little brother to dote on. SQQ is frankly delighted to learn all about succubi culture that doesnt #revolve around sex. he makes quite a few friends/allies in the abyss because of his pure fascination and unbiased desire to learn about #demonic culture and all the different niches and nuances of it across species. he's still going insane tho. like that's not stopping.#there's a single LBH pov chapter in the fic and its frankly so unhinged it was fantastic. he's so possessive. he straight up goes:#'oh SQQ isnt gonna be the next peak lord. he's ascending to heaven with me when i do :)' when Sha Hualing (also peak lord) told him that he #couldn't keep his disciple in the bamboo house all the time. what was SQQ gonna do when LBH ascends and he becomes the new peak lord?#gosh that first chapter is rotating around in my mind so bad. LBH was SO unwell. like losing his actual shit over SQQ near the edge.#i so want to write a oneshot abt this where SQQ is also in hysterics (albeit over slightly diff reasons) and tells LBH on his knees:#'this disciple deeply apologizes to his shizun. for he will not be ascending to the heavens with him.' right before he falls into the abyss #this au being disciple SY is for shits and giggles but i can also see it happening for regular SQQ bc 'fuck it im a dead man either way'#frothing at the mouth at this idea also being a SY-is-SJ au too. for the extra angst of SQQ trying to bear the weight of multiple lives on #his shoulders and trying to figure out what is real and what isn't and if he's meant to suffer in all of his lives no matter what he does.#not once in his life has he ever been free to do what he likes has he? self-hatred to the max. he's going mad. poor boy :]

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emahriel · 2 years ago

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“Adventure? This isn't a heroic caper, sweetheart. That's an Illithid tadpole in your brain.”

#em: edit #mizora #gosh i wish i could've gotten better shots of her cambion wings #THEY'RE SO...... FLOPPY?#anyway i love her and she could step on me anytime #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #-not a spoiler; these scenes don't actually exist in-game-

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scoriarose · 1 day ago

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Sakura:❓

#snake #snakes #hognoses #pets #sakura #sakura kurīmu #she has a question #i think it's “can i come out of time out now?”#i mean #yes?#i did not put you in time out #you did this to yourself #she regularly does things to herself then gets mad at me #the other day she tried to walk over a metal thing and ended up shoving it away rather than moving over it #and it made a scary sound #she just looks all angry at me for making a scary sound that startled her #I! Did! Not! Do! It!#you did this to yourself child.#Or one of the many times she's dunked herself in her water dish #she'll spin around and glare at me #i didn't throw you in it!#i didn't even touch you!#you did it to yourself!#... somehow still my fault.#she cannot be reasoned with.#i love her <3 #she's just so gosh darn silly #and her attitude is really funny sometimes

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ladybonheur · 1 year ago

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Egeria: I made a human! Celestia: you fucked up a perfectly good Oceanid, is what you did. Look at it. It's got anxiety.

#genshin impact #genshin spoilers #genshin 4.2 #what a plot twist omg what a story #im not fully done but i had to say this #gosh i love furina so much #and she felt it because she came home twice

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ricky-mortis · 15 days ago

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Fairy Queen of Sweet Dreams design :)

#gosh I feel like I haven’t posted in ages #oops #been so busy with stage managing these past two weeks #I’ve got some big stuff planned tho so dw #hope yall are doing alright #I love the idea that she’s based off of a cricket its so cool #no fact todays bc I’m too tired #cinderellas castle #cinderella’s castle #Cinderellas castle spoilers #Cinderella’s castle spoilers #Starkid #team starkid #starkid cinderella's castle #fairy queen of sweet dreams #kim whalen #my art

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royalarchivist · 1 month ago

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In case you missed it, Jaiden posted a new YouTube video today about her cat Tostada! If you're a cat lover and/or a creature enjoyer, I highly recommend it, it made me laugh out loud multiple times.

#Jaiden Animations #Jaiden #I'm posting this solely because I frickin loved that video so much #She doesn't need the publicity I know everyone will eventually watch it but oh my gosh that was so funny and cute #I'm someone who's wanted a cat for AGES so this spoke to me #Youtube

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robertphilip · 3 months ago

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