#(delulu) (extremely delulu)

[suntails]

out of context wip spoilers for my current project

[lexiene]

Wearing Kenji's baseball jersey with his number and name showing on, it is the best thing you could ever do to him. He's in loveee.

His heart would always melts and his knees weak he also always captured you wearing it while waking up in the morning. Good thing Mina didn't appear or he'll lose the moment.

He loves lending you his amazing motorcycle jacket which is too big for you as well.

Oh gods, he's gonna die from falling in love.

[wisteriagoesvroom]

unnecessarily specific headcanons for college!AU f1 drivers, part 1

charles

- major: marine biology

- always asks you to save you a seat at the caf and watch his bag then disappears for an hour and a half. when you have to run to your next class you find him on the quad and he’s made four new friends and is playing football and is super apologetic that he forgot his bag. you only forgive him because he’s so charming

- dorm room is a bit of a disaster. sports and pop culture memorabilia everywhere with no particular regard for look or feel, it’s just vibes

- makes music in his free time tho is not above making people listen to his lofi mixes on ableton

- has a t shirt tan from always being out doing fieldwork

- doesn’t make a big deal about studying but is constantly on JSTOR and tops classes rankings all the time. knows the librarians on a first name basis. crosses over with max in a lecture and ends up debating him every lesson about some soil degradation minutiae that runs way beyond class time

- often forgets to call his family, but when they do speak, the conversations last hours

- flirts with anything that moves. knows he can cash in the relationship capital at some point but it’s not malicious, just strategic

- is close friends with Pierre. they constantly speak rapid fire French to each other and gossiping about people in front of them when they think nobody understands

- definitely gets caught by the local paper for climbing the historical bell tower on the last day before graduation

max

- major: geography

- writes a shockingly good first year thesis. so good that he fucks over the bell curve for everyone else and thus alienates most people

- blatantly abuses the open office hours to go argue with the profs about pedantic points from their seminars. they actually fear him and respect him in equal regard

- will talk about the geographies of war and peace in such unnecessary detail that most people at student parties know to avoid him so as not to get maxsplained at the fruit punch

- knows only how to make 5 dishes and keeps making the same few (one of them has potatoes and raisins in it. his dorm mates do not know how to feel).

- is all about efficiency. definitely abuses a 12-in-1 shampoo and this is a detail he will never live down even when everyone graduates. at one point he resorts to eating “prepacked food” until someone (probably his TA Daniel) points out that those are army rations that you normally heat up in like, the desert

- spots a statistical error in one of the papers in year end finals, and correctly challenges their prof wolff on it. prof wolff doesn’t like that one bit.

george

- major: finance

- head of student union and will not shut up about it

- won on a platform that de-emphasised radical politics in favour of “real hard hitting issues that affect our campus welfare” including alumni fundraising

- is in fact very close with the alumni. so much so they find him annoying but will still donate every time he asks them to open their pockets for better decor in the dorms or whatever

- will one day end up running the regional arm of a Fortune 500 investment bank, before he runs for political office because someone told him he couldn’t do it and he wanted to prove a point

- gets too drunk one day and ends up running half-clothed around the quad singing adele very off key. will pay a PR specialist a huge sum when he’s older to have this scrubbed from the internet

- his friend Alex teases him about his swottiness constantly. alex is not part of the student union but somehow everyone on campus knows him anyway and loves him

alex

- major: maths and statistics

- is such a nice dude that the cafeteria workers actually smuggle him secret (and more ethnic) food on the side

- will quietly put his hand up in a lecture and say “respectfully, this is why the combinatronics sequence should be…” and is usually right

- one of the very few members of the overwhelmingly white college campus who can dance, and meets his partner lily at the ballroom dance club or something. has waltzed with George when drunk too. (Alex leads. George is not really happy about it)

- keeps a running excel sheet of who wins the drinking games at the silverstone dorm, where the gang regularly meets

- got in on an aid scholarship and never brags about it. but everyone is aware and knows he is one of the best people ever.

- posts a lot of BeReals about his cat who he misses dearly

I could do more of these but i will stop for now because I don’t know who else wants to read these extremely self-indulgent brainrot thoughts 🤷🏻‍♀️

(i was self indulgent. part 2 here.)

[doctortwhohiddles]

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Here's another submission that's been sitting there for days because I didn't get a notification 🤨.

Anyways, once again, this is spot on. Let's face it, for tinhaters, no woman is good enough for the object of their obsession. Unless it's them of course.

Right now, the Delulus are hoping for Alba to go away. If it does happen (though I doubt it will be soon), they'll just go on hating Chris' next partner. Because it's not Alba they hate, it's the thought of Chris not belonging to them.

[justhereforshtsngiggless]

JJK is literally worse than me being an orphan.

[salemontrial]

"Delulu is the solulu" girls when I tell them about the time i sat in the corner of the kitchen floor crying and hacking off little bits of my hair with a kitchen knife and watching/listening to the walls breathing convinced I had been drugged (I have never touched anything stronger than weed in my life) and Something was coming for me so I had to make sacrifices to fend it off and my hair was the least scary thing I could think of

[supremeromanticizer]

those tarot readers don’t know anything about you

[harmonysanreads]

Favorite chat of all time

[potetosaradas]

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[daily-hanamura]

[copdog1234]

A friend got me a "scent of Gale" candle and 100% without exaggeration, if that man were real and actually smelled like that, I'd be glued to his side. (I probably would feel that way anyway if he were real, cause I love him so much, but whoever mixed the scent profile made something really good.)

[thashining]

Cult expert explains the Trump cult

-- Doctor Steven Hassan, world-renowned cult expert and author of "The Cult of Trump: A Leading Cult Expert Explains How the President Uses Mind Control," joins David to discuss his understanding of the MAGA movement through a cult lens. Get the book:

[dazzlerazz]

"Trigger" is also one of those worlds that needs to be shelved until people learn what it actually means

[moondvncer]

honestly there is something so pure about how Astarion goes from not letting Tav close to his back in order to see his scar after they have sex for the first time, to allow Tav to get close enough not just to see it but to draw it on the ground for him. I know it has a horrible meaning and I know that Astarion wanted to know what the scar looked like because curiosity was probably eating him alive for centuries, but it's also a small sign of him starting to trust and learning how to be vulnerable around Tav and in this essay I will -

[doctortwhohiddles]

This will bring back memories for those in the Cumberbatch fandom circa 2015. It's from the Patty of the Delulus. Who just like all tinhaters, loves to pretend to be a PR expert when clearly knows fuck all about it.

If the gossip tabloids has any inkling that something was wrong with Chris and Alba's marriage, they would be all over it like a rash. There's no way in hell they'd sit on a story like this.

And if Chris and Alba were doing this for publicity, we would have gotten the full details on their nuptials. Instead, we got nothing. And I really mean nothing. The wedding happen over 2 months ago and we've only just gotten a look at Alba's engagement ring. That's the very opposite of famewhoring.

As for the Delulus' so-called opinions, no one has to respect it. No one has to listen to them if they don't want to. Her and the rest of the Delulus can dish it out, but they can't take it. That's why Captain Idiot has closed her ask and submit. Because she really hates it when people poke holes in her narrative.

[meganechan05]

When you finally have the chance to parent the King of Gokkan after 17 years of separation 😂

Shiron: Rita. We need to make sure. How are things with Himeno and Morfonia?

Rita: It's... fine? I mean we're all working so nothing seems to be an issue.

Karras: Are they happy?

Rita: I don't know. I guess? They seem fine.

Shiron: *pinching the bridge of his nose with a sigh*

Shiron: Who tf has been your teacher all these years...? Rita. In every relationship, there needs to be respect from both sides. Which means you need to treat the women around you with respect.

Karras: and make sure it's mutual respect.

Shiron: Exactly.

Rita: Isn't that what it means to be impartial? Mutual respect without bias?

Karras: We just wanna make sure you're treating the women in your lives with tender love and care. Especially your girlfriends.

Rita: *confused* I... don't have any?

Couple: wait what?

Rita: I don't have any girlfriends? Wait. Did you think Himeno and Morfonia are my girlfriends?

Couple: *looks at each other and then back towards Rita* they're not?

Rita: No. Morfonia is my retainer and successor. Himeno's a fellow King. Why would I be in a relationship with them?

Karras: ...excuse us.

*the couple turns around*

Karras: do they know?

Shiron: I was sure they started dating one of them at some point. You saw the way Himeno looks at them.

Karras: Morfonia is the only one Rita allows to be that close to them, too...

Shiron: but Rita does go to Ishabana quite often for tea with the girls...

Rita: *from behind* can I go back to work? I have a lot of paperwork to finish.

Karras: Sure, Rita.

Rita: *leaves with just as much confusion as before*

Shiron: ...should we tell them?

Karras: I'm sure they should realize by now. Sebastian once told me they always refused to have tea until recently.

Shiron:

Karras:

Shiron: I'll call the florist.

Karras: yeah.