#(dad and lesbian sibling)

[punkeropercyjackson]

'We need more darkskin black girl mcs who have strong platonic relathionships with the male protagonist instead of romances and their own likable fleshed out personalities and don't get defanged!!!'You guys couldn't even handle Hazel Levesque

[crimeronan]

my dad was on his best behavior tonight. i met him and his new wife. he has a white beard now and looks like every grizzled fisherman in an old sea myth. it was awkward but my siblings carried the conversation (as i was typing that sentence, my sister called to debrief and said "yeah, that was my goal, just to keep talking.") my dad's new wife repeatedly hassled both of my siblings about settling down and having kids, but left me alone, presumably because i'm Butch Dyke. my brother mentioned doing volunteer work with foreign students at college and she went, "oh, are they illegals?" which was the only really nasty reminder of Who These People Are. then when my brother said he'd been talking to a friend, she went, "oh, a giiiiirl?" and he got the meanest look on his face and flatly went, "no. they're nonbinary." truly taking one for the team in terms of being the most problematic one at the dinner table.

dad told several stories about when i was in elementary school, since that's the last time i was his daughter. he reminded me that a lot of who i am now comes directly from him in ways that aren't Always bad. he was the one who told me to beat the shit out of anyone who harassed me or my friends. he was the one who taught me how to fight. he was the one who impressed upon me that i'm ruthless before i'm ever a woman, however much he may regret that now.

i put on my best high-pitched all-american cheerleader appeasement voice for all of dinner, and his wife said, "oh, you sound just like your mother! your voice.... it's so strange" thank you ma'am. it's because my mother and i both know how to win.

[zeetbl33p]

...damnit. Why did I end up getting attached to Citrus? Lhclhfo

[magdaclaire]

my parents being fucking weird has ruined so many of the activities queers typically salivate over

[italictext]

Hurray!! My sister came out to my mum as bi/pan and told ma she had a girlfriend and it went well! She's not 100% supportive but we'll get there

[caramelmochacrow]

number one thing that i hate translating tagalog to english is that i cant show the intricacies in speech.

like. the word tomboy. it means a WHOLE OTHER THING IN TAGALOG. i've apparently been called a lesbian almost my entire life and i didn't know. that or my mom used the english meaning in context rather than tagalog when i was a kid then used the tagalog meaning when i got older.

i love intricacies in language, dont you?

[mothocean]

my parents raised me to be the dyke they could never be

[haven-gum-rockrose]

From earlier

[traggalicious]

Realized just how tortured my darlings are when i was asked who my ‘silly sweetheart character’ and I kept pulling up characters and none of them. None. EXCEPT FOR THESE BITCHES (and homework. Jeez. How’d i forget homework ):)

[aaronymous999]

Maybe not that much of a hot take but personally I feel like Leafpool is definitely not attracted to men in any way shape or form. The way the book describes her thoughts about Crowfeather to me shows that Leafpool has more focus on the drama of it basically, and the forbidden and thrilling nature of it. It’s fine to headcanon her as bisexual or whatever else but she gives me such strong in denial lesbian vibes

[hoperays-song]

Family Talks

*Marcus, Johnny, and Nooshy sitting in the living room*

Marcus, talking: - and imagine you date a girl, right?

Johnny, suddenly paying attention and looking up from his phone: Oh... no. Ew.

Marcus, rolling his eyes: Not you Johnny, I’m talking to your sister.

Johnny, sighing in relief: Oh, I was scared for a minute there.

[punkeropercyjackson]

Hobie used to have dreads in his baby Spiderpunk days and had to grow them out into wicks to emulate his mama but he was originally gonna wait until adulthood only to have to speed up the process because Riri wouldn't stop calling him a nonchalant dreadhead

[dreampearls]

oh yeah and im a sibling cynonaricollei truther all the way or maybe like weird cousins. but its also kinda like i dont think we need to mesh them into a nuclear family model either

[binch-i-might-be]

all the christmas presents have officially arrived.... it's all coming together.....

[grimmshood]

thinks abt how when i was 8 i was like Oh ill never get married and im still saying it now for entirely different reasons yet also the same one

[festeringfae]

I was already happy to see you enjoying the old Utena posts and I see you have also discovered the glory of Franziska von Karna and her silly little brother, your taste is unparalled

thank u omg i'm so relieved you don't mind me posting your entire blog.

I have a confession, Your Honor. I had started Utena and was like "oh, this is already a gourmet meal, but you know what would pair really well with this? some circa early 2000's m/m queerbait, for contrast. Something I can put on and not really pay attention to while I work. Hey, you know what would be REALLY FUNNY to listen to while I do work for a LAW FIRM?"

In my hubris, in my disdain for those who conflate queerbait with queercoding and my vanity at never giving a shit about any of the Super the Who or the Lock, I forgot a fundamental sociological fact: I am not immune to queerbait.

NOBODY FUCKING TOLD ME ABOUT FRANZISKA VON KARMA. WHY THE FUCK DID EVERY HOMOEROTIC WHITE-HAIRED GLASSES TSUNDERE WITH AN EMO BACKSTORY NOT COME WITH A BONUS CODED LESBIAN DOMINATRIX WITH THE SAME TRAGIC BACKSTORY. WHAT THE FUCK, EARLY AUGHTS? THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN STANDARD PRACTICE. WHAT THE FUCK.

do u have the forbidden Franziska/Adrian fic? i obvs love The Siblings Content they were created in a lab to destroy Me Specifically but I am having surprisingly difficult time locating renderings of "My Brother Just Confirmed He's Not Dead By Humiliating Me At Work And Now This Girl Is Confiding In Me That She Stabbed A Corpse And Apparently My Not Dead Brother Humiliated HER In A Public Forum TOO While I Was SHOT....wonder if she'd get coffee with me once she's out of jail." just general perfectionist lesbians content is a thing i would take recs for, if u have them laying around.

I do not know how far you scrolled back on my blog but I would be SO REMISS if I did not make CERTAIN you saw this: https://www.tumblr.com/festeringfae/720158617286868992/i-did-not-put-in-my-original-post-that