#(courtesy of my boyfriend)

[stoatunquote]

Guess who's got a new niche interestttttt

[puppygirlclick]

She Lethal on my shit until I Company

[trentcrimmapologist]

Ted Lasso, homosexual? [not clickbait]

[intruderzim]

[me4ttzar]

ohh the mcr obsession is so bad rn.

[mewracle]

fat catgirls save the world 2: fatter & cattier

[definitelynotnia]

had a mini breakdown but thankfully my boyfriend handled it (idk how he does it but he's very good at it) and now I'm feeling relatively better

i love this man sm T-T

[fasterthantheelevator]

You just lost the game

[anxiousgaypanicking]

robot/computer fucking except its a tiny humping the inner wires of the machine who cant even speak to the cute tiny bc the sounds of their fans is filling the tinys ears while they shove their tiny cock into sockets and electrocute both of them

[undead-knick-knack]

[lazarised]

they show up to the family dinner like this

[everydayfrimmel]

December 10th: "Warmth"

words, fluff, canon divergence

Come winter, elves are rather useless.

Himmel has known this for years, and there is probably a perfectly scientific explanations about how much body heat they lose through their ears alone, but it is only when Himmel and Frieren are married and accustomed to sharing a bed that he realizes /why/ she is so helpless in the cold.

It is, most likely, because every part of her practically turns to ice.

When he comes home late from a job, he'll find Frieren a tiny lump under the covers, curled up tightly in the middle of the bed with her whole body burrowed beneath the quilt to conserve heat. He lifts the covers and she whimpers. He touches her arm and then her calf and winces because it really is like sticking his hand in a dish of ice water. And when he crawls gingerly into the bed beside her, she attaches herself to him immediately and remains that way until morning.

Then he stops finding it amusing and begins to think of his wife's wintertime predicament as a most serious matter indeed.

Their bed begins to collect new blankets, mostly courtesy of their neighbors. Once, he moves their traveling bedrolls in front of the fireplace and suggests a change of scenery. And yet other times he simply lies there in a valiant effort to let her absorb every degree of warmth in his body even though he can feel the very life draining from him as her icy chill seeps through his skin. He rubs her icy feet and blows warm air on her stiff fingers. He takes to kissing her nose just to leave a little warmth there.

He tells himself it's a noble sacrifice: she simply must be made warm.

That is, after all, what husbands are for.

[atrophiedempathy]

Even more marks.

[slavsquatting-rat]

In a separate post, this thing I made out of a mystery yarn I bought at a market during my trip to Romania

[angry-children]

Valentino: this is my boyfriend, Vox, and this is his boyfriend, Alastor, and this is Alastor's boyfriend Lucifer, and this is Lucifer's daughter Charlie, and this is Charlie's girlfriend Vaggie, and this is Vaggie's ex Lute and this is Lute's boyfriend Adam, and this is Adam's wife Eve, and Eve's predecessor Lilith, and Lilith's daughter's pets Razzle and Dazzle, and this is Razzle and Dazzle's place of residence, the Hazbin Hotel, and this is the Hazbin Hotel's resident Angel Dust, and this is Angel Dust's boyfriend Husk, and this is Husk's least favorite resident Sir Pentious, and this is Sir pentious' assistant, egg boi, and this is egg boi's friend egg boi, and this is egg boi's role model, Carmilla, and this is Carmilla's husband Zestial, and this is Zestial boyfriend alastor, and this is Alastor's girlfriend Rosie, and this is Rosie's least favorite citizen Susan, and this is Susan's least favorite person Niffty, and this is Niffty's girlfriend Rosie, and this is Rosie's mutual Husk, and this is Husk's boyfriend Angel Dust, and this is Angel Dust's best friend Cherri, and this is Cherri's boyfriend Sir Pentious

[fellator]

been without my girls for barely a week and I'm Dying!!!!! I miss them!!!!!!!!!