#(but seriously the idea slaps)

[lottie-emie]

I like to think after DPH Sam n Max keep having little moments that remind them that they aren’t from the same timeline, but the silly overrides the serious and so they just gloss over it for the sake of the bit

Non text version under the cut!

[riverofmemoriesft]

My love for Fairy Tail has reignited more than its typical state today.

Perhaps I’ll revisit some old, forgotten lost in the cellar ideas.

Perhaps I’ll do something in the actual canon-verse for once. And torment some emotions while I’m at it.

Perhaps I’ll draw something for Starfall or even write more for it.

Who knows.

[montydragon]

really really quick doodle for today BUT I also brought a headcanon: Miphlink Week day 6: Happy Birthday

Link doesn't really like big celebrations. After several big parties serving Zelda post-calamity and post-upheaval, he's grown tired of them and he gets anxious with lots of people around him. Combine that with a long-standing Zora tradition of bringing someone you care about lots and lots of hearty, delicious fish - Mipha takes Link someplace different one year. They spend the day in the wilderness, relaxing, swimming, and stuffing themselves silly for dinner.

[moonglow-nightjar]

Decided to repurpose some of the stuff in my piglet application for a new dragon because I liked it and I need to feed my desire for slightly messed up blood-obsessed dragons so meet Howl

"This is the pain that feeds the rot inside

A poison and a creed, my parasite

I am changed but free

And it strengthens me still to survive"

Once a proud and powerful warrior of the Scarred Wasteland, in a twist of fate her entire world came falling down in an instant, one surprise attack and betrayal leaving her severely injured, a magical contagion used against her now festering in her wounds, losing her charge, her home and purpose.

Now blighted and rotting from the inside out, infection spreading through her body, corrupting flesh and blood, left roaming the wastes aimlessly until she was doomed to get overtaken by the disease and succumb, if not for the help of Victim. Howl and young wildclaw had a chance encounter in the wasteland, in which she saved him from a group of raiders with what remained of her strength, and Victim, seeing the condition his apparent savior was in, paid in kind. Performing a blood transfusion using an experimental serum, his own blood infused with a considerable amount of magic, the ministration was a success: Victim managed to halt the spread of the disease inside her, yet not completely get rid of it. The two stuck together since, Howl feeling indebted to Victim for her survival, and Victim being overjoyed at his experimental transfusion working, now determined to find a way to fully cure her, convinced he can find a way to do so. A companionship born out of necessity first, the two end up having a genuine bond, traveling through and eventually out of the Scarred Wasteland in their chase for more test subjects and... Donors

In time, Howl started discovering additional benefits of her new condition, magic coursing through her veins lending her further susceptibility to blood healing and learning some blood magic from Victim: regenerating her wounds using the blood she spills throughout combat, enabling her to stay in the fray seemingly forever, the wounds she sustained stitching themselves back together as she harvests her enemies' blood. A vicious and fearless fighter, she became a bloody symbol of hope to those downtrodden and afraid, a monster hunter and an avenger, inspired by her encounter with Victim, finding her purpose in the wake of losing her charge by helping out those who seem to have nothing left, slaying beasts and dragons alike who threaten the lives of others, and there's plenty of those who had bloody justice long coming to them to fuel Howl's need for blood.

Indeed, she still requires regular transfusions with Victim's help to keep her disease from spreading and upkeep her regenerative magic, ever-fighting the rot inside her as Victim works tirelessly in his attempts to find a cure.

Some extra details include:

Her swords are also "infected", covered by her own rotten blood, the disease seems to have taken over even the steel and bone of her weapons, ever-spreading and alive, one thing to be sure is whatever the rot living inside Howl is, it's not your regular disease common in the plaguelands

The bloody markings on her face are also the result of that infection, scales having rotted and peeled over, resulting in gnarly scars that seem to have remained blood-red even as the wounds healed, in fact her entire body is covered in those, scales gone to expose vulnerable flesh, taken over by contagion.

[variousqueerthings]

three just karate aikido-dropped three security guards and honestly id like to see some other doctors get into a fist fight occasionally, i wonder how they'd do

[unproduciblesmackdown]

among the boundless billions zaniness like laugh track as it definitely has that moment of expressing "rolling my eyes as The Left makes a kerfuffle of Acting like they have a stance as a veneer over the true belief that [xyz] is cool & chill actually" like what, approximate 0.000% chance wendy isn't, as usual, given the Objective Stance of "yeah yeah ohh we are cancelling involved parties talking about how we Don't watch this But. we all love this damn epic movie & already have it memorized so shut the fuck up, kids today" like. don't wanna really delve into how much billions thinks taylor or anyone is "really" trans / nonbinary like not too much benefit of the doubt in this material including what does provide info abt that specifically

& the general like [head in hands. what do you think any of this could possibly be about (you're the one that made your show at all about Power)] of "yes, it's bad/wrong to be someone that someone has done something to / victim of something" like that to be anti misogyny All Women Must Be Epic Winners b/c there's something to be proved: that they don't Deserve to be victims (of misogyny), not taken as a Given. while when we see some epic winner men stepping on other men (who need not all be guaranteed Winners so as to say misogyny is wrong), that's often Good, well beyond any assumption that various forms of basic disrespect / violation / patterns of emergent/entrenched power difference as Bad (for being things done to people, not for there being people they're being done to), & generally billions has to take an extra step when ppl get shitted on & tell us the Specific Cases when it was undeserved actually & someone was being mean to a specific person who didn't deserve that. & the specific cases when hey guess it wasn't that bad(tm) or when hey It's Okay that you're someone something was done to, in this case. & tell us what we were supposed to know all along like when someone who something was being done to (wrong Of Them, whether b/c they inherently deserve it no matter what, &/or b/c they failed to be someone who could make it Impossible to do anything to them, which, how do you do that besides being The Authority / Superior yourself, exactly? nonrhetorically? what if the in group vs out group / fascism / authoritarianism protected Me?) was actually being treated Too Well b/c ah well the abuse meant you were getting any attention, maybe it meant you were claimed as any superior's property, maybe it meant you weren't Already disposed of, as all Losers were in the end, You're Welcome.

obviously referring to winston where it's spelled out all the abuse towards him was deserved, & More than he deserved in the case of rian having more access & taking advantage of that, all for billions' enjoying its own sendoff there of, again, maximizing violation & violence short of [real violence is physical & leaves bruises / draws blood / Literally kills] which would be distasteful in general But doesn't it make wags look like the winner & winston the loser is that the former's completely unrelated completely impersonal ego blow gets way amplified taken out on winston, the most vulnerable recurring character when spyros as [first & ultimate Everyone Hates Him role] is more entrenched in there & billions still magnanimously pities tuk, as it does winston too, just not quite as much. again that like completely surface level realized power fantasy of forcing the mirror up to the Inferior so they're like nooo my inferiorityyyy & in doing so like, the projection in that lmao, we get it re: the valuing of & need(tm) for such Power Tripping & Reaffirming My Superiority & My Ego Restored; Everyone Claps like good god. & then for all ben & tuk are the slightly softer Two Too Nice Boys duo to the rian & winston quant duo, also like too nice i guess but not as much, ben is in charge of tuk but Any instance of rian being in charge of winston outstrips them in that "yay interpersonal abuse" dynamic, like then in the end billions may be like "yeah it's possible to be mean to them unlike how being mean to winston is actually Nice b/c he deserves everything he gets, we only vicariously enjoy it vs Feeling Bad for tuk & ben sometimes (still magnanimously & it's Not That Bad / just goofin)" like ben & tuk still Fail by not being people it's impossible to do anything to. & not Exceptions who anyone is really being Too Mean to. like if they were women, in which case, no problem surely with a "positive" kind of victim blaming where there is something Inherent that Will be victimized so hey how about to cancel that out there's this special Paternal Protection you Need always, Or Else? :) but instead they are men who are asian & is ben gay & w/tuk & winston nobody mentions glasses or fatness but billions doesn't really do much or very in depth textual mentioning of Anything, even w/nonzero mention that there may be gender & race in this world. a gay man, once. no disability. we just Know who are the inferiors who deserve it when they're treated inferiorly, or if they don't, they start deserving it when they fail to stop/avoid it, but if you start mentioning the factors behind who we all totally agree is inferior like whoa nobody was Saying any of that? being the real agent of oppression on the basis of the factors only You spelled out, much? nonbinary? i never say anything about the Gender Binary when i'm subscribing to it, sounds like You've created & enforced it. obfuscation & deflection onto [so Just Normal nobody has to label, explain, or argue it] couldn't serve a purpose & protect the existing power differences as they are. maybe You're the problem? perhaps you brought it upon yourself & now you're causing too much trouble standing up for yourself while everyone else's criticism is laser focused on you as the prior & continuing negative actions done to you are taken as a given / unquestioned / covertly protected to overtly encouraged?

anyway so wild if the Completely Normal(tm) Victim Blaming is uncritically recreated & oft embraced for "if you're watching this & don't wish you were axe / find him appealing" [billions as a sequence of vicarious power trips] purposes in this series....but a bit wild considering like this is your multiseason show that wasn't just purporting to be those power trips for [enough demographic & apparently specific personal tastes overlap w/creators] & was at all purporting to question the matters of power at play in the material, or yknow, at least to not be completely superficial material while said material is textually & thematically all about power difference being leveraged, how, the consequences, & so on. thus i will have to intermittently talk about it forever like this like lord unbelievable. & the funny little & sometimes less funny less little characters it has trapped in there so that those of us who were never meant to be in the audience can be cursed with this knowledge. like i have some feedback. "imagine not victim blaming" & "imagine adjusting your perspective can go beyond superficial layers added to politely defer to some other ppl while they're present but really like cmon do they deserve that. am i not just saying what we're allll thinking"

[randobambo]

Me: Maybe if I ignore this obnoxious internet trend, it'll go away on its own.

Me turning any goddamn corner of the internet:

[keshimasu]

wouldn't it be neat if I could do more than a few things per day

[dandyshucks]

waking up to see someone left a semi-self-demeaning reply on a post of mine and i go to their blog just to make sure they're not someone nasty before i reply encouragingly to them, only to see theyre very into the racist white man youtuber profiting off of Algonquian culture that obviously doesnt belong to him 😵‍💫😵‍💫

[aro-aizawa]

IMPORTANT QUESTION!!!!! CAN YOU EASILY RECOGNISE CARS??? OR DO YOU HAVE TO MEMORISE UNIQUE DETAILS TO RECOGNISE THEM???

[theanoninyourinbox]

Sweet Aunt Petunia!!!!

HHHHHHH I AM GOING TO DIE?!?!?!?

IVE BEEN WATCHING YOUR DEVIANTART CONTENT FOR SO LONG @turnipstewdios AND I AM HONORED MY MOM IS SO PROUD

Seriously though, freak out over, your stuff is amazing and you following me just makes me hoshdchcjfdhdhcjgjgf thaaaaaank

[yaboiyeeyee]

As someone who works as a bank teller, the shit that goes on in one day is absolutely mind boggling, what the freak do you mean you want to deposit a cheque for 500k. Where the fuck did you get that. I hate you

[vvabbitt]

buy new vape or extensive tarot reading on him with a powerpoint and healing crystals advised??? its 55% off until the end of the month i feel like this will heal me i need someone to stab me in the heart cause my dumb brain has a hard time accepting that people will lie to me so i keep referring back to all the verbal love and attention i received like the dummy i am bitch !!! he **lied** but i am soft and sensitive about it so if she can just confirm with tarot and give advice on moving on faster that would help

[pa-pa-plasma]

what is that feeling called when you realize a silly side-project you started for fun has turned into something you are taking 100% seriously

[elliottenotnoire]

listened to MF DOOM for the first time and got jumpscared by reno sweeney

[paradoxicalfiretruck]

Ok wait, hear me out. It needs to be like a digivice. You get a cute digital pet that you can take care of and level up. It can evolve into neat new forms. And you can send it on cute digital adventures where it fucks up Corpus computers and steals money from them. Can come in cute colors. Mqybe have a terminal where your pets can hang out and vibe. And Alad V is a training punching bag because he needs more punishment.

tamagotchi skin WHEN

based on that one person who shouted that out during the art of warframe panel during tennocon