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Trying to make jokes at the worst time the prick
#mouthwashing#curly mouthwashing#jimmy mouthwashing#Hoomin’s scribbles#This is stupid…#jimcurly#but in a joking way
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Tinky is gay for Ted Spankoffski call that a faggoat
#first post#tinky#t'noy karaxis#ted spankoffski#it's 3am#gay#starkid#lords in black#the guy who didn't like musicals#time bastard#nightmare time#ted x tinky#but in a joking way
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THREE WHOLE PAULTRYCK PAGES??
#eddsworld#paultryck#im so sorry theres mpreg#but in a joking way#bro is mpreg#i hate you matt/j#ew patryck#ew paul#patryck kin
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To whoever sees this, and the reply to this ask, I must send you this mission for Gianni's next stream:
The world needs to know. Do his wings have actual feathers, or are they merely light?
Feel free to ask but usually he doesn’t answer questions like this, whether they’re silly or serious ones.
The one I posted was an outlier tbh
Edit: that being said if someone does ask and if he does answer I’ll add it to this ask in a reblog
#I mean usually it’s a silly question#and then he’ll say something like ‘I can’t talk about the lore’ lol#but in a joking way#at least through the year of streams I’ve gone through that’s been the answer#I do not know why he answered the one about the bodysuit#perhaps. it just had to be known. that you could rip it off..#just couldn’t help himself on that one#the body suit question was the most recent stream so I suppose there’s a chance#non voice post#ask#asks
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my programming experience rn:
ERROR! DUDE!!! You cannot be comparing a bool to an int!!!!! what are you thinking!!!!!!!
"What? Huh? That variable is and has always been an int... yeah, see? `var receiver = 0`, right there in the declaration"
NOPE. THATS A BOOL OR SOMETHING IDK. SOME SHIT IS HAPPENING
"uhhhhhh... no...? I literally ctrl-f the variable, and it is literally never changed into a boolean or anything like that...?"
Who do you think you are. I am the script. ur nothing to me
"fuck you"
Write your script better idiot
"ok maybe it was a compilation error, I'll just run it again and it sh-"
ERROR! DUDE!!! You cannot be comparing a bool to an int!!!!! what are you thinking!!!!!!!
"ffs what the hell."
WHAT ARE YOU THINKING YOU IDIOT. fuck you
"Fuck it im sick of troubleshooting this receiver = int(0). There whatever"
omg wow good job! this script is soo good now uwu
#I typed this out in discord and had to reformat it for tumblr#u faggies better be thankful i went through all that for this wacky zany relatable banger#i want to start using “faggies”#anyway this one is#genuine#but in a joking way#programming#game development#scripting#eat the rich
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in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off
EDIT: reblogs are STAYING OFF. op was right and correct and i have never regretted making a post as much as this one. if you want to reblog my art you can reblog something else from my blog. or commission me, lord knows i deserve financial compensation for the nightmare this post has put me through
#art#i had to block multiple people because of this post and i easily could have blocked more#do you guys have any idea how exhausting it is to hear 400 people make the exact same unfunny joke each thinking they're being original#or worry that another person might get harassed over a post i made because of the way people are talking about them#or be harassed/insulted YOURSELF because some people don't know how to fucking behave#you guys don't get reblogs back. you should be grateful i'm leaving the post up at all.
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I'm as grateful for cellphones as the next person, but sometimes I think about how everyone having a phone on them at all times really did cause us to loose some things as a society. I mean - for example, kids these days will never experience their car breaking down and needing to find the nearest place with a phone they can use. They're never going to have the opportunity to tentatively approach a house only to discover that it's full of queer people having a party hosted by a transvestite to celebrate his creation of a sex homunculus, stay the night, and loose their virginity while unintentionally partaking in cannibalism. It's tragic, that kind of gay sexual awakening just doesn't happen these days because of cellphones.
#do i have actual legitimate thoughts on how cell phones have altered the fabric of society in both positive and negative ways?#yes.#am i making a dumb joke about rocky horror picture show instead of articulating the complex cultural changes wrought by their ubiquity?#also yes.#in which i say things
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the way people online talk about autism is getting really weird, like do they know that neurotypicals still have interests? that someone being passionate about a hobby doesn't mean they're autistic? you guys know that right
#woof#like self diagnosis is one thing#but saying someone is autistic because they talk about a specific hobby a lot is weird (and waters down the actual definition of autism)#and its no different than saying someone has ocd bc they organize their books alpabetically#or saying someone has ADHD because they got distracted by something#and people who aren't even autistic are honestly getting way too comfortable with autism jokes
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i'll let phie-san say it:
#the vids i've seen on tiktok picking at her immediately get a block...#bitter otaku sitting in their socks in their mom's basement feeling threatened/enraged by a hot successful black woman outnerding them-core#also this kind of criticism is so demoralising and damaging to people who are trying to learn another language#also. accents are NORMAL and not a bad thing#i don't think that the end goal of picking up a new language necessarily has to be sounding native#and i know sometimes the way japanese people react like SUGOIII? *W* when a foreigner says like one (1) word in japanese is joked about#but like... genuinely... i always love when someone clearly has made an effort and took the time to learn some of the language#anyway she can step on those haters <3#also like. it’s just some lines in a song people need to relax…#megan thee stallion#autoplay warning#japan#japanese#language#mamushi
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#For me#green or blue#almost always#But I would eat any one of them if they didn’t have those two#Purple will unfortunately be eaten last 😔#That is just the way of the world#What you eatin first#rey rambles#lmao#lol#meme#memes#dumb shit#funny#funny memes#relatable memes#twitter meme#funny meme#tumblr memes#dank memes#best memes#humor#haha#jokes#meme humor#meme page#meme energy#funny post#funny stuff#funny shit
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You gotta excuse his 1920's ass, he's still learning slangs
#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel fanart#hazbin alastor#alastor#hazbin rosie#digital art#autodesk sketchbook#hazbin hotel fandom#this joke popped in my head while I was working today and I had to draw it out as soon as I got home#serving c*nt with onions and seasoning please#this is way too funny to me help
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they are Cancelling me for dealing with my grief as best i can . also for the vicious war Crimes
#book 24#the conversation between the gods at the beginning there is just this#greatest hits#all i say is vicious war crimes in a vague way#and you all start frothing at the mouth like rabid dogs#a lot of yall get the memo with the blorbo tags but also. seeing quite a few strange pulls#not exactly war crimes but Ok#sometimes normal vicious crimes can just be normal vicious crimes ok guys#can yall stop tagging this as israel u guys r fucking weird….#if u see this and think it is a joke about actual fucking horrific war crimes and ethnic cleansing. u may be fucked up in the head#please be normal#will people stop commenting on this please. none of yall r funny#legendary warrior
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sleeping arrangements (not sure tara would ever actually deign to sleep in the same 20ft radius as shovel but who can resist those big shiny insectoid black eyes 🥺)
plus:
#gale dekarios#shadowheart#astarion#bg3#baldur's gate 3#my art#want to promote a greater shovel presence in the fanbase. where is all the shovel content. where is my beautiful daughter#she is gale's familiar. to me.#he may not necessarily *want* shovel#but it's too late now#he's her wizard it might be more apt to say#tara is not in any way shape or form a familiar she's like. his aunt.#also i have GOT to develop a faster way of making things like i have so many dumb joke ideas i can’t be rendering shit. unsustainable! 😭😭
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quite frankly idgaf what Luigi Mangione’s politics are, he actually did something to make a change and that’s more than most people can say
#heyyyyy fbi this is totally a joke i’m not on his side what noooooooo#edit: good god y’all can’t read between the lines. he did something to TRY and make a change#which is more than y’all complaining have ever done. is that better. is that more clearly spelled out for you.#also i’m not a fan of this whole ‘oh nothing changed nothing’s ever gonna change so why bother’ attitude#we can’t get complacent just because making change is hard. we have to keep trying#even if it fails over and over we have to keep trying#luigi mangione#united healthcare#brian thompson#us politics#also yeah obviously innocent until proven guilty. sentiment is the same either way
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me whenever i see /pos and /hj: why are you calling me a piece of shit and what do handjobs have to do with any of this :/
#this is joke. light-hearted or /lh if you will#but fr there's GOT to be a better way to indicate these things. esp the /pos one#like i'd rather ppl just write out the whole word it's only a few more letters#vic.txt
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once you hit adulthood a day will come when you’re suddenly like VEGETABLES 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 and it never goes away
#talks#its not about previously disliking vegetables.#I specified adult just because of the way my body started decomposing and rotting once i went meals without.#also i was just making a joke abt myself getting randomly more into vegetables one day. its really not the kind of one sentence post#that should justify weirdly accusatory assumptions
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